Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

Watching Ah Jiu Ni Li Jiu Yao Chan Ba ​​Liao Miao casually strike and make a hole in the wall as if nothing had happened, everyone swallowed hard with a sense of lingering fear. They finally understood why people say that apologizing can lead to death, and that exposing oneself can also lead to death!

If Gintoki's chained boats are discovered, given Tae's destructive power, Gintoki might have to start calling her Gin-chan from now on, literally!

Magical Girl Illya World

Ilya unconsciously clenched the hem of her clothes, swallowing hard in horror: "Judging from that scream, I think I know what this so-called little gift is..."

Ah, Sister Miao definitely gave the dark substance she made herself as a gift to her neighbor.

But who would visit their neighbor with terrible food? That's practically the same as poisoning them in front of them!

Such cruel methods, if you didn't know better, you'd think Sister Miao had some kind of grudge against the neighbors.

“But Illya,” Miyu said, pointing at the bizarre dish with deep confusion, “why would anyone actually eat this unknown substance…?”

This isn't Himeji's bento box. Anyone with eyes can see that its incredibly dark exterior practically screams "Inedible!"

“Miyu, you know what, judging from that piercing wail, there really was someone who ate it.” Luvia couldn’t help but complain, “Judging from that shrill wail, there really was someone who ate it.”

If it looked appealing, she wouldn't have said anything, but to be able to eat this pitch-black dish... only proves that the person living next door is indeed ruthless.

To avoid exposure, Gintoki had no choice but to push Amy aside and say he would handle the negotiations. Just as Gintoki turned past the cave entrance, he discovered Kyubei writhing in agony.

"Kyubei, what's wrong?!"

"They put sesame buns in the entrance hall..." Kyubei, his face ashen, clutched his stomach, curling up on the ground. "But these seem to be poisoned buns."

[As she spoke, her gaze fell upon the dark matter placed beside her, along with a small card that read, "I'm your new neighbor next door. Feel free to eat it if you don't mind!"]

"No, no, no, that's your favorite dish made by Ah Miao—!!" Gintoki, who had crawled out of the hole, quickly blocked the entrance with a cabinet.

"No, you dare to pick up and eat this dark substance that exudes an ominous aura? It's obvious you're really hungry, Kyubei."

"Good grief, people usually say visiting someone's door, but you're the one visiting a cave... Gintoki, you should just tear down the gate, it's completely useless to you."

Seeing Kyubei suffering so much, the people from other worlds felt a surge of admiration. Even dogs wouldn't eat that, yet you dared to eat it.

Just by looking at their shapes, you can tell; Ah Miao's white flour steamed buns have turned black like charcoal...

Azure Sea World

"What was Yuuji's line again..." Kohei pondered for a moment, then his eyes lit up: "That's right, spices have detoxifying properties, and love is the best spice!"

“So…” Iori stared at Kohei as if he were an idiot, then pointed at Kyubei: “Does this look like he’s been detoxified, Kohei?”

Forget about detoxification, the symptoms are more like food poisoning. It's a miracle they weren't killed by Miss Miao's gift.

Kohei fell silent: "..."

Chisa, speechless, added, "Also, the last person to believe that, Akihisa, is already in the Sanzu River." (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Kohei was speechless: "..."

He even began to doubt himself, wondering if he had drunk too much and forgotten something so important: anyone who believed what the King of Schemes, Yuuji, said was a fool.

"Gintoki, are you alright?" A worried voice came from next door, instantly making Gintoki break out in a cold sweat.

Kyubei looked up, somewhat puzzled: "I think I heard Amy's voice?"

Gintoki grew increasingly guilty, hastily offering a defense: "Is there something wrong with your ears? Cheer up!!"

Despite this flimsy excuse, Kyubei believed it, and Gintoki, seeing the other's pained expression, was about to reach out and pat him on the back.

3.6 [But, the next second...]

"Don't touch me—!!!" Overreacting, Kyubei grabbed Gintoki's hand and slammed it against the wall, creating another large hole.

【boom--】

Gintoki, peering through the wall, realized he was in Tsukuyomi's room. He then casually greeted her, "I-I'm back."

[Tsukuyo stared blankly at Gintoki, then pointed to the side: "Hey, the entrance is over there."]

"Hahaha, this is hilarious! It's like they have to smash through walls to get around. If they keep smashing, they'll break through the whole longhouse!"

"No, no, no, the entrance hall is not important. A dignified White Demon should not take the usual path. When going out, one should rely on having a hard head."

Seeing Gintoki smash another huge hole, everyone watching the video was practically rolling on the floor laughing. They were all going to die laughing at the house's construction.

Demolishing a wall is like opening a blind box; you never know what kind of ruthless person lives next door. Now, the interior walls have been basically all knocked down.

As for the entryway and the main door? This was the first time they felt that the design was somewhat superfluous and completely unnecessary...

Chapter 1003 Famous Scene: Eating Curry in His Butt!!

"Gintoki, are you alright? You just accidentally attacked..." Kyubei said, rolling up his sleeves. "Wait, I'll drag you out right now!"

[Just as Kyubei grabbed Gintoki's legs, Tsukuyo, on the other side of the wall, grabbed Gintoki's head as well: "What are you doing? Come here right now, the dinner's getting cold."]

The next second, with Tsukuyomi and Kyubei exerting their strength simultaneously, Gintoki, caught in the middle, was in excruciating pain, feeling as if he were about to be torn apart.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch... Wait a minute!" With both sides pulling, how could they possibly get out? Gintoki cried out in pain, "Push! Push it!!!"

"Push?" 2

Although Tsukuyomi and Kyubei on either side of the wall didn't understand, they did as instructed and pushed hard... *crack!*

[With a clear cracking sound, Gintoki's body was twisted as if by an invisible hand, bending unnaturally into a V-shape in a posture that defied human anatomy.]

"Brother, may I ask if you're still alive...? But it seems I might be asking a bit too much."

"Gin-san! It hurts, it hurts so much! Why don't you just give me a quick death? Living feels worse than dying."

Seeing Gintoki almost broken in two, even the people watching outside the video were horrified. It would have been better if he had apologized first; at least he could have gotten a quick death.

Chaldea, the world of Type-Moon

After a moment of contemplation, Dr. Roman, with his hands clasped in his pockets, offered a professional analysis: "Well, based on my many years of experience as a doctor, it seems there's no hope."

He had studied that world; its physical structure was 100% human. As for Gintoki's injuries now, healing them would be a waste of medicine...

"Doctor." Mashu looked up at Gintoki's miserable state, then looked speechlessly at Dr. Roman: "Is it possible... that this doesn't require experience, I can see it with my own eyes?"

Their bodies were bent into a V-shape in opposite directions. If the two of them exerted any more force, it wouldn't be impossible for them to break in two.

Dr. Roman scratched his head somewhat awkwardly upon hearing this: "Doesn't this make me seem more professional?"

Fujimaru Ritsuka sighed wearily, "Honestly, this doesn't feel like 'The Alcohol Abstinence Arc' at all; it's more like 'Gintoki's Great Disaster'."

He felt that even calling it "Harem Chapter" would be very fitting, as for the theme of abstaining from alcohol... sorry, I really didn't see it coming.

“You can’t say that, Fujimaru-kun.” Da Vinci said with a smile, “The Quitting Smoking arc tormented XIV, and the Quitting Drinking arc tormented Gintoki. I think that’s fine.”

Upon hearing this, even Fujimaru felt it made a lot of sense; at least Gintoki wouldn't have to challenge some kind of evil cosmic emperor...

When both sides released their grip simultaneously, Gintoki's face was ashen, his body limp as if boneless, slumped against the wall, drool uncontrollably dripping from the corner of his mouth.

"Gintoki, wait, I'm going to the other side!"

Seeing that Gintoki was almost out of breath, the two of them wanted to go to the room across the street and pull him out.

"Wait—!!" To avoid being exposed, Gintoki could only raise his bloodless face: "That's enough for today, let's eat first, I'm starving!!"

Meanwhile, Kyubei, looking at Gintoki's buttocks, was also greatly shocked: "You said you wanted to eat? But where exactly are we supposed to eat?"

Gintoki couldn't care less about anything else at that moment; if the two of them met, everything would be over. So he loudly urged them to eat, and the two of them had no choice but to prepare the meal.

"Alright, now's the chance..." Gintoki, stuck in the wall, didn't want to miss this opportunity and tried to climb out, but found his back was too sore to exert any strength.

Soon, a still-boiling hot pot was placed in front of Gintoki's head: "I'm not very good at cooking, but I think hot pot should be fine."

Looking at the hot pot that was only 10 centimeters away from his face, Gintoki fell silent... How am I supposed to eat this? Do they think I'm Goemon?

(P.S.: Goemon, the prototype of Oden, the Pirate King. You know how he died, right?)

"Hahaha, this is hilarious. They're eating hot pot... This scene looks like they're planning to boil Gintoki's head and eat it."

"Let's leave the hot pot at Tsukuyo aside for now, the problem is Kyubei's place... Gintoki, what are you planning to do there?"

Seeing Gintoki caught in a dilemma, the people from other worlds were almost laughing their heads off. In just a few minutes, it felt like they had experienced decades of suffering. It was too tragic, Gintoki!

Is this the price of juggling six relationships? Anyone who didn't know better would think they were being tortured; it's certainly not something an ordinary person could endure…

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"This hot pot looks really delicious." The idiot swallowed hard, his mouth watering. How many calories could he get if he ate this hot pot?

Regarding Ms. Tsukuyomi's comment that she's not a very good cook... to be honest, Akihisa felt that she was being a bit too modest.

Compared to Miss Tae's dark matter and Himeji's meticulously prepared dish, this is already a rare delicacy.

At least, you don't need to mentally prepare yourself before taking a bite...

"It does look pretty good, but..." At this point, Yuuji looked at Gintoki, who was still stuck with his throat, and his expression became somewhat complicated: "How are we supposed to eat this?"

The head is fine, Tsukuyo can be fed, but the key is Kyubei's side, how do you explain that? You can't just feed him his butt.

"We're about to be exposed..."

The lecherous man hadn't expected that Gintoki would be the first to give up, not even lasting a single night, let alone getting the women to leave on their own.

Building a harem is difficult, maintaining one without it capsizing is even harder, and as for a harem where someone is juggling six relationships, life there is simply inhuman!

Emiya family, now, group of arts, temple, and the ultimate world of food.

Looking at the steaming hot pot, Shirou, the righteous cook, remained silent for a moment: "What kind of punishment is this?" (Read exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

Especially seeing Gintoki unable to move reminded him of a monkey trapped under a mountain, except that at least the monkey could still move one hand.