Memorable scenes from various anime and manga crossovers: Starting with Emiya the Great Hero

He almost didn't make it through the night. Before they could even propose a peaceful breakup, Gintoki would most likely be played to death first.

Rather than suffer further torment, it's better to confess honestly. Even if it means death, at least it will be a quick and painless end.

Even Illya noticed something was off: "He's stopped Gintoki from apologizing twice. I have a feeling there's something wrong with this strategist..."

All signs indicate that this hemorrhoid sufferer who has been scheming is very likely a... fun-loving person, just like young Gil!

“I think so too.” Miyu nodded in agreement; she also felt there was definitely something fishy going on.

She couldn't believe that no one in the longhouse heard Gintoki's loud screams last night!

While the group was discussing, the Magic Ruby, like a wronged girl, wiped away imaginary tears with a tissue and sighed.

"Alas, poor Mr. Sunglasses, no one cares at all."

真情终究是错付了，昨晩被下毒，早上又挨了顿揍……明明它还觉得MADAO才是真爱来着军。。

Chapter 1005 Famous Scene: A Street of Seven Warlords of the Sea!

Just as Gintoki and the others were still debating whether to apologize and die a quick death or continue their miserable lives, Tae and Sarutobi, who were out buying groceries, happened to run into them...

This scene instantly made Gintoki, who was secretly observing from a corner, break out in a cold sweat: "The thing I've been worried about... those women have met up!!"

"Gintoki, at this point I suggest you either dig a hole and bury yourself, or follow the tradition of the Ultraman next door and run away from your wedding..."

"Hahaha, who told you to dock all six boats at one pier? It was bound to happen sooner or later!"

Seeing this epic, everyday encounter unfold before them, everyone could only silently wish him good luck. After all, a chaotic situation involving two people was manageable, but a chaotic situation involving six people...

Sorry, you should ask Old Man Yuanwai for help. This is no less difficult than creating controlled nuclear fusion by hand. Anyone who tries will be blown up!

"What a coincidence!" Little Ape hadn't expected to run into Ah Miao here, and then couldn't help but boast, "Actually, my darling and I have recently started a sweet life in this longhouse!"

Ah Miao congratulated him with a broad smile: "Congratulations, is the other party... delusional? Or is it CG?"

In short, she didn't believe a single word about the cohabitation story with Xiaoyuan: "But what a coincidence, I'm actually living with someone too."

"Huh?" Now it was Little Ape's turn to be shocked: "Are you kidding me? A rude woman like you? Who is that person?"

"Hehe..." Ah Miao chuckled a little shyly, "I won't tell you, after all, he told 323 not to tell."

Feeling like she'd inexplicably lost, the little ape added anxiously, "Actually, my mouth was sealed too, and with my lips!"

"I see, Ah, Miao has found her soulmate." Just then, Kyubei, who had just returned from grocery shopping, exclaimed, then joined the fray, not wanting to be outdone.

"Looks like I need to face reality and be with that guy..."

"Haha, what a coincidence! All three of your unspeakable live-in partners are the same person. Isn't that a coincidence..."

"Little Sarutobi, isn't this non-existent memory a bit too much? I seem to remember that last night Gintoki poked your eyes out without any politeness."

Watching this seemingly peaceful but actually turbulent struggle, everyone silently swallowed hard. A strange competitive spirit emerged between women.

Triangles are indeed stable, but that definitely doesn't include triangular relationships...

What's that saying again? Three women make a drama. This scene is so bad, Gintoki, you might as well be planning to get yourself killed!

Azure Sea World

"Tsk tsk, what a complete disaster..." Kohei's lips curled up slightly, his eyes gleaming with schadenfreude.

If he remembers correctly, the last one to have a major accident was someone called Brother Cheng. Judging by the timeline, he's probably already drowning in the Pacific Ocean with his head in his hands...

Looking at Kohei's slightly smug expression, Ai Lai smirked and said, "Kohei, why do I feel... you seem pretty happy?"

"How could that be? I'm heartbroken for him." Although Kohei tried to appear sad, the corners of his mouth were harder to suppress than AK's, already betraying him.

"That's right, the corpse-making beast!" Iori forced a smile, putting on a sorrowful expression: "We men are heartbroken that Gintoki-senpai encountered something like this!"

Ai Lai stared speechlessly at the two hideous scumbags in front of her. Heartbroken? No way, their jealousy was practically overflowing.

"Give up, Airai." Chisa glanced at the other party without changing her expression: "The core of these guys is actually the FFF group."

"OK, got it!" Ai Lai instantly understood. If it was the FFF group, then it wouldn't be surprising.

When pressed by Ami and the other girl about their live-in partners, Kyubei gave the same answer... only that he couldn't reveal anything about that.

"What? Stop keeping me in suspense, just tell me! It's definitely an ugly guy, right?"

"That's enough." Hearing the commotion, Tsukuyomi came out of the room. "It's a matter between men and women; outsiders shouldn't pry. Let's not disturb them."

The appearance of Tsukuyomi instantly shattered the delicate balance among them, and Xiao Yuan immediately went wild: "Just a heads up, my darling is super handsome, definitely way better than your boyfriends!"

[As the scene unfolded, a very vivid CG image appeared: a pixelated Street Fighter-style Gintoki, though only his back was visible.]

“My boyfriend may look a bit silly,” Ah Miao boasted, not to be outdone, “but he started a startup company and even said he’d help revive the dojo one day and let me live in a palace.”

"Hahaha, what kind of startup is this? Does it refer to Yorozuya? There are only two people and a dog. Forget about a palace, they can barely support themselves."

Watching these girls inexplicably comparing their boyfriends, everyone was completely laughing their heads off. They really wanted to tell them that the boyfriends they were bragging about were all the same person.

Gintama World

"Huh? A startup?" Sougo feigned surprise, looking Yorozuya up and down: "Dana, so you're the CEO of a startup."

“But this company’s scale…” Sougo said, glancing at Shinpachi and Kagura: “Tsk tsk, it really does look like a startup.”

The boss is really high in emotional intelligence. She dares to call it a startup company with just the two of them, a dog, and a small room.

If a few more people were added, he doubted the boss would dare claim it was a Fortune 500 company managing a large group of employees; after all, bragging isn't illegal...

Faced with the sadistic Sougo's close-up mockery, Kagura's face darkened. Then, looking at the naturally curly-haired girl who was still questioning her existence with a hint of exasperation, she said, "Say something, President!!"

"Huh, President? Are you calling me?" Gintoki was still in shock from being at a startup company, his expression still somewhat dazed.

Reviving the dojo and the grand palace... Did Gintoki mention all of this? Seriously, do I even have that kind of ability?

Forget about living in a grand palace, Gintoki, I still owe two months' rent. Sometimes when I'm starving, I even have to fight with Sadakaru for dog food.

It must be an illusion... He was probably just being tortured so badly that he was hallucinating. He was sweating profusely and even began to doubt reality.

"Ah, my dear, a man can't protect his family just by being financially strong." Kyubei, arms crossed, had a different opinion.

"My husband doesn't earn much, but he's quite well-off. I remember him saying he's one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea!"

[As he spoke, a very lifelike silhouette of one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea appeared beside him, while Gintoki arrogantly held a wooden sword and devoured a cherry pie.]

"How boring. In the end, all you need to do is think your boyfriend is the best."

[Tsukuyo said with a hint of nostalgia, "My man was very popular in Yoshiwara, and he even single-handedly took down the most evil man in Yoshiwara."]

[Little Monkey couldn't hold back any longer, pointing a finger at Tsukuyomi and launching into a tirade: "Don't you dare show off, Tsukuyomi!!"]

"He's just the most evil man in Yoshiwara, I should be able to take him down." Ah-myo, not to be outdone, continued boasting, "My boyfriend is also a Shichibukai."

"Oh, Miao too?" Since things had come to this point, Xiao Yuan had no choice but to chime in: "What a coincidence! My darling is also a Shichibukai!"

"Hahaha, this is hilarious... I never expected that there would be four Shichibukai in this small longhouse."

"I can't laugh anymore, hahaha... I suggest you say Four Emperors next time, since it has 4 in it and it sounds more prestigious!"

Listening to their boasting, the people from other worlds were already laughing so hard they were rolling on the ground. The mighty White Yaksha, thanks to the boasting of a few women, had directly squeezed into the Seven Warlords of the Sea.

One Piece King... oh no, I should say Harem King, you're definitely going to be the Pirate King, aren't you!

Emiya Family's Meal World

Shirou's lips twitched, his face darkening. "I have to say, what a small world. There's a fourth of the Seven Warlords here. Isn't that a coincidence..."

And the crucial point is that they're all your boyfriends! If this keeps up, I'm sure Gintoki will soon become one of the Four Emperors. (Read super exciting novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

"A whole street of Shichibukai." Rin Tohsaka was momentarily speechless, unsure where to even begin her commentary. She sighed deeply, "Is this the Marine Headquarters?"

“Very likely…” R paused for a moment, then quietly added, “Of course, it’s also possible that this is a naval dormitory.”

That's incredible. Without anyone noticing, Gintoki has managed to assemble the Seven Warlords of the Sea all by himself.

Sakura was both amused and exasperated upon hearing this: "So many Shichibukai gathered here, are they all going to fight Kaido?"

Goodness, you could probably hit a Shichibukai by throwing a brick down this street, since their boyfriends are all Shichibukai.

Chapter 1006 Seven Warlords of the Sea, Gintoki took up 5 of the positions!

"Oh dear, what a noisy little girl!" Even Otose, the old woman inside the house, couldn't stand their excessive boasting about their boyfriends.

"Being left out in a place like this on Sunday proves your boyfriends don't love you. Isn't that obvious?"

With the appearance of Granny Otose, the expressions on the faces of Ah-Tae and the others quickly changed from confusion to shock: "Granny Otose?! Is the boss lady like this too?!"

[I never would have guessed that Granny Otose, at her advanced age, would be living with someone here. Anyone who heard that would be shocked!]

“I’ve known him for a long time, and I’m not interested in dating or anything like that.” Granny Otose said, taking a wistful drag on her cigarette, “But tomorrow’s the seventh, and even though they’re called the Seven Warlords of the Sea, it’s still the seventh. They asked if I wanted to go out with them.”

“What that guy said…” A strange blush appeared on Granny Otose's face, as if she were somewhat shy.

"Hahaha, as expected, he has appeared! The legendary fifth Shichibukai, and this one is even more heavyweight!"

"Help! Please let me go! I'm dying of laughter. Five Shichibukai are living in such a small longhouse... Isn't that a coincidence?"

Seeing that Granny Otose was still adding her own drama, everyone laughed so hard they slapped their thighs. They never expected there would be such a master!

The mother-in-law is truly young at heart despite her age; she even brought up a non-existent agreement, as if she's afraid her devoted Shichibukai boyfriend will lose out to the other Shichibukai...

Academy City World

Seeing this increasingly bizarre development, Kuroko's lips twitched. Unable to hold back any longer, he said, "No, you're so old, why are you joining in the fun, Otose... Grandma."

The others are somewhat understandable, given the strange competitive spirit among women, but for your age... isn't that a bit excessive?