Although I can't agree with the taste, considering the high calorie content, I think he could still swallow it.
“Akihisa, if the protein you’re talking about is that pile of unidentified substances,” Yuuji said speechlessly, pointing to the screen, “you deserve to starve.”
When did the standard for judging whether food is edible become based on its calorie content?
[While Tono Shiki is still enjoying the wonton-flavored dish, the scene shifts to the entrance of Ryudou Temple...]
As Soichiro was about to leave, C-Mom shyly handed him a lucky charm she had made herself: "This is a talisman I made myself; it can ward off evil and bring good luck!"
Although Soichiro was confused, he was not good with words and still put the amulet away.
"Did you go to see him off?" Only after Soichiro left did the idle gatekeeper finally appear and tease C-mother.
"It seems you find the little flowers that quietly accompany the peonies and lilies more endearing. That's truly touching."
[His shyness when facing Soichiro turned instantly to coldness when facing Sasaki: "You still don't understand your position, do you? Do you want your ribs pried open?"]
Sasaki, seemingly unfazed, continued with a smile, "Don't get too angry, it'll only increase your wrinkles."
These words instantly enraged C-Mom, who grabbed a broom and chased after Sasaki, yelling, "Damn it!"
"Hahaha." Sasaki laughed loudly and turned to run away, looking incredibly irritating.
(P.S.: C-Mom has the ability to craft A-grade items, and the amulets she makes herself can greatly increase luck.)
"Hey, it's been a long time, old gatekeeper! You've become so cheeky since you last appeared. You even dare to mention wrinkles to a woman? Are you afraid you're not dying fast enough?"
“Miss Caster, I think instead of chasing after the gatekeeper and beating him, you should vent your anger on the mountain gate. That will definitely make him regret it.”
Seeing the amulet's miraculous effects, everyone gasped in surprise. "Wang-chan, come quick! This effect couldn't be more perfect for you; it's like it was made just for you!"
Emiya Family's Meal World
"Uh... um..." Shirou's expression turned somewhat conflicted as he watched the gatekeeper run off without any regard for his image: "Is he always this mischievous?"
I remember when I went to Ryudong Temple to teach Caster how to cook, the gatekeeper wasn't exactly aloof, but he was at least quite serious.
Rin Tohsaka analyzed with a serious expression, "Of course, we can't rule out the possibility that he's just bored!"
In a world where there's no Holy Grail War, the Heroic Spirits are all bored and have nothing to do. Ianancer and Rider go out to work and find fun to pass the time.
As for the gatekeeper? Well, he's in a terrible situation.
Without anyone breaking through the mountain gate, you can't even go too far from it. You can only stare at the mountain gate all day long. Isn't that incredibly boring?
Hearing this, Cú Chulainn reached out and patted Shirou on the shoulder, his expression filled with melancholy: "Young man, have you forgotten that this is Carnival World..."
In that world where everyone was insane, Sasaki could confess his love to Yamamon and then they would fall off a cliff together, the King of Heroes could become a shut-in, and even I died...
Ahem, let's not talk about that! Anyway, in that parallel world, character settings are just something to be messed up!
"I get it!" Shirou's face darkened as he thought back to the previous multi-threaded dates. The word "carnival" really was the best explanation for all abnormal events!
While the gatekeeper was being chased and beaten by C-mama, Souichirou, who had already come down from the mountain, arrived at the shopping street. Thanks to his amulet, his luck was ridiculously high.
"Congratulations! You've become one of the 100th customers to visit the Smiling Shopping Street today!!"
Congratulations on winning the first prize – a trip to Hawaii!
"Congratulations to our Mr. Fukujin Soichiro for gifting us three bags of rice and a year's supply of gift certificates!!"
However, these lucky streaks didn't end there; a box found casually on the roadside contained 10 million.
When he handed it to the police, the owner burst into tears, deeply grateful, and gave one-tenth of the money, or 100 million yuan in cash, as a token of his thanks.
[Only then did Souichirou realize something was wrong. He pulled out the amulet Caster had given him from his pocket, which was also seen by Wang-chan, who was squatting upstairs.]
"Holy crap... C-Mom's handmade amulet is so powerful?! Excuse me, could you please give me a link? I want it!!"
"This luck boost is outrageous. Even Ran Mouri next door, who wins every lottery, isn't this good. It's too incredible."
Everyone looked on with envy at Soichiro, who won the grand prize after just three steps. Good heavens, he could just casually find a box containing 1000 million yen and earn 100 million yen with tears in his eyes!
Academy City World
"Wait... what are you doing here?!" Seeing Wang-chan squatting upstairs, Misaka panicked instantly: "Run, run! Don't do anything stupid, Wang-chan!"
Based on her understanding of that world, once Wang Jiang appears, he will suffer unspeakable persecution; in short, he will either die or be seriously injured...
The best thing to do right now is to turn around and run. Don't ask why, just run!
"Big sister, it's probably already late!" Kuroko's eyes turned pity: "When has Wang-chan ever appeared without dying?"
That damned unlucky E, it's too late for him to escape now. I might as well pray that his death isn't too cruel.
"Sigh..." Misaka sighed helplessly. Although she didn't want to admit it, Kuroko's words were simply undeniable.
The war between the lucky and the unlucky is obvious without even watching. Although Wang Jiang looks alive, he is actually dead.
"That's probably the Caster's master." Wang-chan slowly rose, holding the Deaththorn Spear. "Let's try to get some information out of him."
However, just as this thought crossed his mind, before he could even stand up, a bolt of lightning struck from the sky, instantly leaving Wang Jiang completely dazed and confused.
"Aaaaaahh ...
[Upon hearing the screams, passersby instantly gathered around, their eyes filled with pity as they looked at the charred figure before them: "The person in the tight-fitting suit has been burned to a crisp!!"] (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"You...this...I...sigh! To be struck by lightning in the middle of a cloudless day, I really don't know what to say, it's too tragic, Wang-chan!!"
"This is a Stand, without a doubt a Stand attack. I was struck by lightning the moment I even had the thought of investigating... Miracle and you are you, right!"
Watching the fleeting appearance of Wang Jiang, the people from other worlds covered their faces with their hands. There were too many things to complain about, and for a moment they didn't know where to begin.
Luck E and Luck EX may differ by only one letter, but don't be so pessimistic, Dog Bro! Do you really have to die every single day?!
What's even more outrageous is that the ways to die these days are getting more and more bizarre. To be struck by lightning like this is truly being targeted by the world!
Anyone who didn't know better would think you'd been hit by the Golden Experience Requiem attack, never truly experiencing death!
Chapter 1026: C-Mom, a Saber fanatic, has a room full of figurines!
Emiya Family's Meal World
Looking at Cú Chulainn, who was still smoking after being struck by lightning, Rin Tohsaka looked at him with disbelief, her lips twitching, her face serious, and asked earnestly.
"Seriously, did you really not do anything outrageous in your past life? Like trying to destroy the world, destroy the world, destroy the world or something..."
Even a cloudless sky can be struck by thunder. With such bad luck, if Cú Chulainn hadn't offended the world, she would say she wouldn't believe anything!
This is clearly being targeted by the world's consciousness, with different ways of dying every day, each one more bizarre than the last.
“There really isn’t one…” Cú Chulainn stared blankly ahead, his face ashen.
Memories flashed through my mind like a revolving lantern, and even after thinking through the first half of my life, I couldn't find anything I had done that would make anyone hate me.
After all, who would be so bored as to destroy the world? Most importantly, he doesn't have the ability to do so.
"This might actually exist!" R's thousand thoughts finally turned into a long sigh: "Iancer, if you have time, you should go and ask Caster for a charm."
Only in his case can the importance of the talisman be truly demonstrated; dying every single day is an unbearable existence.
“No, no, one amulet might not be enough.” Rin Tohsaka shook her head and said seriously, “How about we take ten? Otherwise, I’m afraid we won’t be able to withstand the bad luck on him.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he received unanimous approval from everyone: "That's absolutely right, that's how we should do it!"
"..." Cú Chulainn was devastated. What could he do to get Caster to make ten amulets for him? Should he trade them for the best fish in the shop?
Judging from his own seemingly hostile demeanor towards Souichirou on the screen, Souichirou probably wanted to kill him right now; his escape route was completely blocked!
[The scene shifts, and the camera returns to Caster, who is now holding a crystal ball, observing Saber's every move like a perverted stalker.]
"Saber, so cute~" C-Mom's eyes were dreamy and burning, her cheeks flushed slightly with excitement, her eyes fixed on the image in the crystal ball.
[His rationality crumbled instantly; he rolled on the ground, covering his face with his hands, his voice trembling with excitement: "So cute, so cute, so cute... So petite yet so strong, and I'm so hungry!"]
C-Mom, who had gotten up from the ground, revealed a perverted, lecherous smile, a trickle of blood slowly flowing from her nose: "I must capture her no matter what, and once I catch her, I'll..."
"Maid outfits, fluffy long skirts, gothic lolita style—I can change outfits anytime I want!!"
This unusual behavior gave Kazunari, who was eavesdropping outside the door, a pretext to yank open the door: "You vixen, I'm going to tell Souichirou on you!"
[To this, C's mother covered her mouth and sneered, looking at Ichisei with a mocking expression: "Who cares what you little monk is saying? Go back to your room and study, you bespectacled little aunt!"]
"Uh... Miss Caster, could you please tone down this rather perverted behavior a little? I'm scared."
"Wait a minute—cute, petite, and powerful is understandable, but what's with the 'hungry' part at the end? Is this some kind of weird cute point?"
Seeing C-mom acting like a fanatical idol-worshipper, the expressions of the people outside the video were also somewhat subtle. They had seen brother-complex people and sister-complex people before, but this was the first time they had seen a Saber-complex person.
Type-Moon World Sixth Singularity
"..." Seeing their king being so adored, the Knights of the Round Table felt very complicated and didn't know what to say for a moment.
Mordred awkwardly turned his head away, cleared his throat, and broke the silence first: "Ahem, well... at least the taste is not bad."
Putting aside Caster's somewhat perverted and suspicious behavior, at least his judgment is quite good.
She couldn't help but admire the maid outfits, fluffy long skirts, and Gothic Lolita styles—they were so tasteful!
As for the other party's attempt to capture Saber... she had no objection, or rather, the entire Knights of the Round Table had no objection.
Please make sure to catch her; it's just a change of clothes, after all. I want to see!
Grand Carnival World
Looking at C's mother acting crazy, Medea stood there dumbfounded, staring blankly: "That idiot is actually me after growing up?"
Not only does he seem not very bright, but he also seems to be a bit of a perverted Saber fan. When did he become a fan of the King of Knights?
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