Kohei, also an otaku, could understand his uncle's resentment. However, unlike his uncle, Kohei seemed quite relieved: "Losing to a visual novel? It's okay, it's not shameful."
That era was truly a golden age for visual novels (galgames). To put it bluntly, the ranking list my uncle was holding was mostly filled with bishoujo games (games featuring beautiful girls)...
"Kouhei, can I borrow a movie to talk to?" Iori extended his hand without hesitation: "In exchange, I'll recommend one that I like."
“OK!” Kohei smiled knowingly at Iori, clasped hands, and completed a dirty deal in the blink of an eye.
Chisa couldn't bear to look at the two people on the other side anymore, so she turned to look at her uncle who was being bathed in lightning, looking somewhat helpless.
"To have been in a coma for seventeen years and still not been able to break the internet addiction, that's truly remarkable." (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
"It can already fly in the sky, how can it not be amazing?" At this point, Senior Zi seemed a little regretful: "It's a pity Jingwen couldn't take a picture of it, otherwise he would have really made a profit!"
Although no one might believe it if it's posted online, it's much better than some nonsense about natural gas versus ice magic. The number of views will definitely skyrocket!
After the rain stopped, Jingwen told his uncle that another Sega RPG had come in second place, but unfortunately, his uncle had barely played it and wasn't a fan of RPGs.
However, remembering that she had encountered a similar situation in another world, she activated her memory magic and let Jingwen watch it directly.
The scene begins with the old village chief, wielding a pitchfork, roaring fiercely at his uncle: "You wretched orcs, I won't lose to you stinking pigs!"
[This was also what he looked like the first time he visited the village, and his uncle didn't hesitate to fast-forward through it...]
The old village chief, his body covered in wounds and his head wrapped in bandages, wore a kind smile: "Actually, it's like this: the legendary Demon Flame Dragon has been resurrected in the west of the village."
"Village chief... I still prefer your defiant attitude just now. You really should have beaten him until he submitted!"
"Haha, as the saying goes, you don't know someone until you fight them. Look how quickly you've become friends with the village chief. Look at his attitude, he's become so kind and gentle."
Seeing the old village chief beaten into submission, everyone from the other worlds nearly burst out laughing. After a "friendly exchange" between the uncle and the villagers, they instantly reached a consensus!
Chapter 1038 An Uncle Who Doesn't Play by the Rules! The Unemployed Ice God Sword.
Emiya Family's Meal World
Looking at the old village chief, whose face had instantly turned kind and gentle, Shirou was speechless for a moment, his face stiff as he forced a smile: "The villagers in this other world... are really... simple and honest..."
I must say, my uncle is very patient!
Despite being mistaken for an orc and driven away, he managed to beat the village chief and the villagers together for half an hour without batting an eye.
But isn't that a bit too calm?! How many times have they done this to handle it so skillfully?!
Rin Tohsaka's eyes went black upon hearing this: "This is clearly a case of 'the wise are those who know when to yield,' the village chief has backbone, but not much..."
After being politely dealt with by his uncle's fists, even the originally fierce-looking old village chief and villagers became kind and gentle.
As it turns out, sometimes things that can't be explained logically can be solved by trying physical methods.
"No matter how you look at it, it's clear that his journey in this other world was quite miserable." Cú Chulainn felt a deep sense of helplessness when he talked about this.
Just look at the villagers' attitude; it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say they all want to kill him! Does my uncle really look that much like an orc?
Fortunately, my uncle is kind-hearted and has a good temper; if it were someone with a worse temper...
Hero? No, that's a thing of the past. Now call me Demon King!
After a friendly and cordial conversation with his uncle, the village chief, whose attitude had completely changed, led him to the base of a towering giant tree.
"The only way to defeat the Demon Flame Dragon is with the Frozen God Sword, passed down through generations of the Ice Clan in the village!"
[24 However, this year's successor is a bit tricky. As the village chief opened the door, a chilling aura instantly rushed out, and a beautiful blue-haired girl immediately came into view.]
"Her name is Mabel. If the ice in her heart cannot be melted, the seal on the Frozen God Sword cannot be broken."
Just as the old village chief had said, the blue-haired girl glanced at the two of them indifferently and began to murmur to herself, "The bougainvillea I saw with my mother on the top of Mount Marjide when I was little...it was so...beautiful..."
Upon hearing this important information, the uncle turned away silently, leaving without a word.
"No wonder my uncle said he seemed to have experienced something similar. This does have a bit of an RPG game feel to it. Side quest: Pick 10 bougainvillea flowers at the top of Mount Marjide."
"I understand the logic, but why is there an ice cave inside such a big tree hole? Is the tree alright?"
Seeing their uncle turn and leave, everyone immediately understood. Skipping the lengthy dialogue, they decided to complete the side quest first to obtain the flower and unlock the girl.
Then, wielding the Ice God Sword to slay the dragon—this is a classic RPG trope, so familiar it's almost a given.
However, instead of picking flowers as everyone expected, the uncle who left the tree hollow went to the location of the Demon Flame Dragon and killed it...
"Why?!" Jingwen completely broke down at this point. "Why don't you just follow the game's rules and pick that flower, Uncle?!"
[Unaware that Jingwen was ranting about his uncle, he sighed with some emotion, "Although it was really tough, I put in a lot of effort to memorize its attack patterns, and finally managed to kill it."]
"That's not what I meant!!" Jingwen finally lost his temper and stood up excitedly: "Why don't you go to Mount Marjide and pick some bougainvillea for him...?"
The uncle shook his head: "I can't remember such a long name."
"You can still annihilate the enemy without that sword, right...? That's a bit too much, Uncle!!"
"No, why aren't you following the script? What about the side quests? Do you even need to do the side quests? Are you trying to drive perfectionists crazy?"
Seeing their uncle single-handedly slay the demonic dragon, the people from other worlds were instantly stunned. What happened to the Ice God Sword, which was supposed to be the key to defeating the Demon Flame Dragon?
That's way too hardcore, Uncle...
Between touching the girl's heart and defeating the demonic dragon, he stubbornly chose to fight head-on, even using a fire-type weapon. His stats and skills were off the charts. Was he really that good?
Sword Art Online World
"Going to slay a dragon without even getting the exclusive weapon?!" Asuna was completely baffled by her uncle's absurd actions: "His reason is that he can't remember such a long name as Mount Marjide..."
No, is this name really that hard to remember?
In that moment of his audacious turn, even she thought her uncle was going to pick flowers, but she never expected him to go straight to fight the boss, completely taking an unconventional path!
Kirito's expression was quite complicated: "Asuna, we usually call these kinds of players 'Soul-type players'."
(Souls-like gamers: Game enthusiasts who seek the ultimate challenge and enjoy the process of suffering)
True RPG players should be on their way to pick flowers right now, not hardcore boss battles...
While open-world RPGs offer a high degree of freedom, none are this hardcore. Clearly, Uncle has entered the wrong game!
When Uncle returned from defeating the demonic dragon, he completely baffled the old village chief: "Hey...you killed the Demon Flame Dragon?"
Finally, with a somewhat complicated expression, he looked at the blue-haired girl deep in the ice cave, his expression seeming to say, "How dare you still be here?"
[The blue-haired girl, Mabel, seemed to notice the village chief's gaze, and decisively chose to dodge, lazily rolling over on the ice and pretending not to see anything.]
"The village chief was overjoyed..." His uncle casually stored away the memory images, but Jingwen felt his understanding of this other world gradually crumbling.
"Hahaha, the village chief is overjoyed... Although I don't see why he's so happy, as long as you're happy!"
"Wait...is it just my imagination? I feel like I'm seeing an unemployed girl. The Ice God Sword I used to slay the Demon Flame Dragon seems to be useless now!!"
Seeing the blue-haired girl decisively choose to open the shop, the gazes of the people from other worlds became somewhat subtle, perhaps because of her blue hair.
This unintentional air of a loser and apathy just reminds me so much of that dim-witted goddess Aqua…
Another World Quartet World
"Um...is it just my imagination?" Emilia tilted her head, looking puzzled. "Why does it seem like the village chief is actually quite disappointed?"
"Because the village chief only wanted to help Mabel resolve her inner conflict." Subaru Natsuki sighed, "Who knew my uncle would go and fight the boss instead?"
Emilia nodded blankly. Oh, I see. No wonder the old village chief looked "quite happy".
However, Shinki held a different opinion: "No, no, no, if you really think that way, you're being too naive, Emilia!"
"It's obvious the village chief doesn't want to support that good-for-nothing anymore. This village doesn't support idlers..."
As he said this, Kazuma stared intently at Aqua, emphasizing the word "useless."
Unfortunately, Aqua clearly didn't understand the meaning behind it and was still celebrating her uncle's defeat of the demon dragon, performing romantic scenes for everyone.
"Yes, I understand."
Subaru waved his hand dismissively, then turned and whispered in Emilia's ear, "Don't believe that."
If you believe Kazuma's analysis, which is laced with his own biases, you'd be incredibly naive!
Grand Carnival World
In the Night Singularity, watching the blue-haired girl suddenly unfurl her wings, Jeanne Alter sighed with a complicated expression: "So, this makes the Ice Clan unemployed?"
With the death of the Demon Flame Dragon, the Ice God Sword, a treasure specifically designed to defeat it, is now completely useless...
The Ice Clan, who have been guarding the Ice God Sword for generations, have also lost their jobs. No wonder they chose to open their shop on May 530th; they've truly become useless.
Merlin smiled and said, "Jeanne d'Arc, Alter, if you don't have any customers, I think you'll soon be out of a job..."
"Sigh, here I come." Life is tough. Black Jeanne sighed, put down the mop and bucket in her hands, and walked out of the lounge.
Who would have thought that the Heroic Spirits in this singularity would be so timid?
Just then, the doorbell rang, and Jingwen received the birthday gift he had prepared for his uncle—a Sega Saturn console and a set of 20 game discs.
He originally wanted to surprise his uncle, but his uncle had recently mentioned wanting to cut back on expenses, and he wasn't sure if doing this would upset him.
Jingwen thought for a moment, then handed the game console to his uncle: "Here you go... It's a bit early, but happy birthday, Uncle."
However, the rather distorted expression on his uncle's face left Jingwen somewhat puzzled. Was he happy or angry?
Seeing that his uncle was still motionless in that position, Jingwen took out a game cartridge from the box: "There are guardian heroes in here..."
The uncle remained silent, seemingly still reeling from the shock, but soon a deeply comforting smile spread across his face.
[That smile, well, it's enough to leave Jingwen speechless for a whole year...]
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