Magical Girl Illya World
"It looks pretty cold..." Upon hearing this reason for rejection, Rin Tohsaka's smile vanished instantly, and her lips twitched involuntarily: "Could this reason be any more casual?"
It's like throwing away a Holy Grail you found for free because you thought it was too heavy. Nobody would believe that reason; it's just too absurd!
"Even I'm starting to get confused about it."
Miyu sighed helplessly, shook her head, and looked puzzled: "He fought with the villagers for half an hour, and then went through all that trouble to kill the Demon Flame Dragon... Why did he do that...?"
Simply grinding monsters to level up?
Even the bravest should claim the rewards for completing the mission at level 463!
Upon hearing this, Ilya was struck dumb, her face filled with disbelief: "Wait, isn't the purpose of defeating the dragon to melt the ice in Mabel's heart?"
Miyu pointed speechlessly at Mabel, who was holding ice cubes in both hands: "Ilya-chan, then tell me, does she look like she's been comforted...?"
Ilya followed the gaze and fell silent, momentarily at a loss for words to describe her complex emotions.
Luvia shook her head thoughtfully: "Completely unlike him, and he's visibly withdrawn."
Forget about comforting me, after my uncle's barrage of words, what was originally just a locked front door has now turned into a situation where even the only window has been nailed shut.
Mabel is already planning to open her shop and then just stay in her tree hole, eating and waiting to die.
[After New Year's Eve, the scene shifts to a young woman walking down a somewhat desolate street. A strange laugh suddenly catches her attention.]
"Hehehe..."
The girl stopped and looked up, only to see a sleazy-looking middle-aged man in the distance seemingly chatting with thin air, behaving in a rather bizarre manner.
"That wind was really strong just now, quite nice! Please take good care of me today..."
"Hehehe, really, you must be joking."
After looking away, the girl silently pulled the scarf around her neck even tighter; it was best to avoid getting involved with this kind of mentally ill person.
He immediately made a decision: "From now on, I'd rather not take this path again."
However, just as she was about to leave, she heard someone calling her name. Turning around, she saw it was her childhood sweetheart, Jingwen...
Childhood memories flooded back, and Jingwen took the opportunity to invite the other person to his home for a while.
"Haha, I told you not to make a promise! The last one who said not to get involved is now best buddy, and they drink combustible oolong tea every day!"
"A massive display of schizophrenia. Now you know what kind of image a Stand user has in the eyes of ordinary people, right? They just look incredibly suspicious."
Seeing their uncle sitting alone in the park, talking to himself, everyone felt a little helpless. He really did look like a suspicious person; even dogs would probably avoid him...
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable
Hearing that eerie laughter that seemed to be etched into his DNA, Jotaro Kujo's face visibly darkened, and he became even more alert.
For no other reason than fear that this "Uncle Jo" might suddenly reach out and clutch his temples, shouting wildly.
"Hahaha, the Joestar bloodline is just perfect, Saigon the Iron Duck!!"
Completely unaware that his nephew had misunderstood, Josuke Higashikata muttered to himself thoughtfully, "It seems... you really can't just talk to a Stand."
His uncle's personal experience made him realize one thing: such behavior can easily be seen as mentally ill.
After recalling the number of Stand users in Morioh, Koichi looked at Josuke with a serious expression: "Regarding that, I think you can rest assured, Josuke!"
Morioh is a town where almost everyone is a Stand user. You can talk to thin air without worrying about being mistaken for a lunatic.
To put it bluntly, in the simple and honest town of Morio, even a passing dog could very well be a Stand user.
The Daily World of High School Boys
Seeing this scene, Xiuze seemed to have been triggered, put his hands in his pockets, tilted his head slightly, looked up at the azure sky, and slowly spoke in a low voice.
"The wind is very sharp, but it feels rather noisy to me..."
"Hey, let's go." Yoshitake, also standing on the other side with his hands in his pockets, said with a hint of deep melancholy, "This wind seems to be crying."
After they finished speaking, the two of them turned their gazes to Zhongbang, their eyes full of expectation, as if waiting for him to continue the conversation so they could keep up the act.
Zhongbang felt immense pressure from their expectant gazes and could only brace himself and stiffly follow along: "This...this wind is quite nice, isn't it?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Hideyuki and Yoshitake exchanged a glance and then looked at Tadakuni with disdain: "What nonsense is this guy spouting?"
Zhongbang's forehead veins bulged, he was so angry he felt itchy, his fist hardened! Aren't you the ones talking nonsense?
[30 minutes later...]
[After changing her clothes at home, the girl, Teng Gong, arrived at Jingwen's house. However, it seemed that no one was home. Unfortunately, her uncle happened to return from the balcony.]
The moment their eyes met, even the air seemed to freeze: "..."
Thinking his secret had been discovered, the uncle lunged at his opponent without hesitation. Fortunately, Jingwen arrived in time, preventing his memory from being erased.
After the misunderstanding was cleared up, Teng Gong, who had survived the ordeal, understood the gist of it: "So... Jingwen is now supporting his uncle, who has had no work experience for the past 17 years?"
"..." The uncle and Jingwen exchanged a glance before quietly adding, "I'm a video blogger."
Remembering how his uncle had been talking to himself outside, he quickly warned Jingwen that the guy looked dangerous.
[And she didn't believe in the idea of returning from another world, excitedly slamming her hand on the table: "Magic and all that? Then show me how to use it now!!"]
The uncle seemed hesitant: "My video has 200 million views, and I'm giving it to you for free...right?"
"Hahaha, Uncle's meaning is very clear. I'm a big internet celebrity. I can let you watch the magic for free, but you must like, comment, and subscribe."
"No, no, no, you're mistaken, young lady. It's actually your uncle who's supporting Jingwen; he's the one who's making the money!" (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)
Seeing their uncle making those crazy hints, the people from other worlds were both amused and exasperated. "You're really dedicated," they thought. "You can watch it online with magic, but you feel it's too much of a loss to get it for free in real life."
Emiya Family's Meal World
Seeing her uncle's villainous demeanor just now, Sakura was startled: "Uncle and that girl must have both thought the other was a thief..."
Rin Tohsaka nodded and said matter-of-factly, "A stranger is at home, and someone climbs in from the balcony. Anyone would misunderstand."
However, the uncle's reaction was really outrageous. He was not only on high alert, but he even seemed to be under some kind of stress. The comedy almost turned into a horror movie!
“Watching it online is fine.” Looking at his uncle, who was very professional, Shirou was both amused and exasperated: “In real life, he even wants an appearance fee for his performances…”
“That’s understandable,” Rin Tohsaka explained calmly. “It’s like asking Lancer to personally perform fish-killing for you on the spot; how could you expect to do it without paying him?”
"Don't you have a better analogy..." Cú Chulainn, who had been inexplicably stabbed in the back, was speechless: "Also, it's not that I can't not pay, I can just get a free meal."
Having completely convinced that his uncle was a fraud, Teng Gongxin sighed wearily. He had given up all hope and could only plead that the man wouldn't lead Jingwen astray.
The uncle was silent for a moment, then suddenly realized something and exclaimed, "So you... like Jingwen!"
Upon hearing this, the entire room fell silent instantly. Teng Gong blushed deeply and waved his hands excitedly, "No, no, no, that's not true."
Jingwen calmly glanced at his uncle and said, "Absolutely impossible, we're friends!"
"I can't be wrong," the uncle said solemnly. "I can see through adult relationships."
"Bullshit!! If you really had that ability, you wouldn't have gone to such lengths as selling the engagement ring."
"No...you! Sigh, this family is hopeless. You really are a nephew. In terms of your feelings, you are just like your uncle."
Seeing their uncle proudly proclaiming his ability to see through adult relationships, the people from other worlds were completely dumbfounded. Dude, where does your confidence come from?!
Before you try to see through others, at least try to see through your own relationship first! The proud and aloof elf girl is already crying her eyes out in the bathroom.
Chapter 1041 The uncle who watched EVA like a romance anime! Shocking everyone for a whole year!
Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World
I can see through adult relationships...
Looking at her uncle, who was still immersed in his inexplicable pride, Fujiwara Chika fell silent. Then, with a somewhat dazed expression, she pointed and uttered a question from the depths of her soul.
"Is it because my uncle is underage? Or is it because that arrogant elf girl is underage? Otherwise, how come she hasn't seen through her own love affair..."
Especially that overflowing confidence, she really couldn't understand where it came from.
Shirogane Miyuki pondered for a moment, somewhat uncertain: "It's very likely because he hasn't looked in a mirror, so he can't see himself clearly?"
Fujiwara Chika remarked speechlessly, "They seem to see others quite clearly, though."
In some ways, this uncle and nephew duo are quite alike; they are remarkably perceptive of other people's feelings, yet ridiculously oblivious to their own...
"I always thought my uncle was the oblivious protagonist you often see in anime and games," Ishigami Yu said with a hint of surprise. "So he knew something after all—it's liking someone!"
Shirogane Miyuki glanced at the stone with a melancholy expression: "This is what they call an observer - Qingba."
But the proud aunt felt more and more miserable the more she thought about it. Her uncle was like concrete and steel, even if he tried to hit a straight shot, it might be useless.
"Nothing is impossible; I understand adult relationships very well!!"
To prove his judgment, the uncle struck the same pose as Commander Ikari, his cold, expressionless face revealing a hint of pride as he continued.
"I watched the entire 'Neon Genesis Evangelion' series when I was in junior high school."
Jingwen was quite shocked that his uncle had seen EVA, but... what does that have to do with what we're talking about now?
"And I've watched every single episode! You know Asuka, right? The girl in the red combat suit!"
"Oh no!!" Jingwen instantly sensed something was terribly wrong; his uncle was about to grasp the concept of tsundere...
"If my uncle finds out about that elf girl's relationship, he'll definitely regret the mistake he made!"
"EVA, you really are everywhere! Baka and Test, Gintama, Carnival Phantasm, Grand Blue, you're everywhere!"
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