As Ishigami spoke with increasing enthusiasm, he completely failed to notice that two girls with empty, cold eyes and exuding black energy were already standing behind him.

Shirogane Miyuki watched this scene with a cold sweat dripping down his face, but dared not utter a sound. He could only anxiously shout in his heart... Ishigami, Stop! Stop it now, Ishigami!

Seeing the pitiful elf girl, Fujimiya, feeling deeply for her, picked up a bottle of wine and took a big gulp: "How can I stand this without drinking..."

Then Teng Gong handed his uncle a can of beer containing 5% alcohol: "Here, uncle, have some too!"

The uncle stared at the carbonated drink in his hand for a moment in silence, then downed it in one gulp, surprising both Teng Gong and Jing Wen.

"My uncle can really hold his liquor!"

"It's alright, easy..." Before he could finish speaking, his uncle suddenly lost his balance.

"Oh no... I... I'm going to throw up..." As he spoke, the uncle swayed and leaned against the television to steady himself, the half-empty bottle of beer in his hand spilling onto the floor.

"Good alcohol tolerance, 'Not bad,' 'Easy'... You're not even qualified to sit at the kids' table with that kind of alcohol tolerance."

"No, brother! This is nothing! It's only 5% alcohol, you drank half and released the other half, and you're saying you're drunk?"

Seeing their uncle already practicing Tai Chi, the people from other worlds covered their faces with their hands. "Are you channeling Kogoro Mouri?" The way he fell was exactly the same.

And your alcohol tolerance is so ridiculous! Where do you get the confidence to say you can hold your liquor? Saying you're a lightweight after just one drink is already an overestimation, Uncle!

Azure Sea World

"A drink with 5% alcohol content?" Iori rubbed her eyes in disbelief, then looked at her seniors with a serious expression: "Is there such a drink? No, is this even considered a drink?"

"Hahaha, how can that be considered alcohol?" Kohei laughed and waved his hand, giving him a "you really love to joke" look: "It's more like a carbonated drink, a carbonated drink!"

"That's right, Kohei. I was really careless. I actually mixed up the carbonated drinks and the alcohol. Hahaha."

The two of them put their arms around each other and laughed heartily, but for some reason, tears involuntarily streamed down their faces... So, alcohol really can be this low in alcohol!

I'm used to drinking water of life (95%) and combustible oolong tea, so I didn't even realize that such a "special" beverage existed in the world.

Ai Lai retorted speechlessly, "If you know it's hurtful, then don't say it out loud, you two idiots."

"No, no, no, I think they're just here because they're hungry." Senior Shou said with a professional analysis, holding his wine cup. "Seeing the wine, they probably want to drink it too."

"I see." Senior Tokita suddenly realized and took out the Water of Life: "There's really no way to deal with them."

"Who told us to spoil the younger members of the club!" As they spoke, the two seniors' faces turned ferocious, and their muscles bulged like awakened beasts.

"Wait... what are you planning to do... no... glug glug... hahaha, not enough, not enough, bring me the wine!!!"

Seeing his uncle unable to speak clearly, Teng Gong sensed something was wrong and immediately stood up and waved his hand: "I'm going back!"

"Wait, you have to take responsibility." Jingwen decisively grabbed her, thinking, "Don't even think about leaving me alone now."

"Understood, I'll take you." Already drunk, the uncle gave Teng Gong no chance to refuse and began chanting a spell: "Wind spirits..."

As their uncle chanted, the two began to float up, accompanied by a gust of wind. When they opened their eyes again, they were high in the sky.

"Eee ...

"My head is spinning. It's so hard to control the flight without a multi-function controller, hahaha." My uncle, who had flown in with me, was already starting to lose track of reality from the game world.

"Uncle—!!" The screams from the group woke even the sleeping residents, who turned on their lights.

This experience also made Jingwen realize one thing: his uncle has a very low alcohol tolerance... He decided that he would no longer give him strong carbonated drinks.

"Haha, as for how they'll take you home, don't worry about that! Just tell me if they took you home or not."

"Don't drink and fly, and don't fly after drinking... Drunk driving and flying are not encouraged, Uncle. Pull over immediately, turn off the engine, and show me your pilot's license!"

High-proof carbonated liquor… Hearing Jingwen’s inner monologue, everyone’s lips twitched involuntarily. High-proof? Carbonated? This stuff actually has a high-proof version?

Given my uncle's pathetic alcohol tolerance, I suggest we stop giving him any drinks with the word "alcohol" in them.

Finally, the video showed the uncle and the elf girl's experience attacking the labyrinth of death traps...

[The elf girl who had come with them was accidentally cut by a poisoned arrow. Her uncle, fearing for her life, helped suck out the poison.]

[Considering that removing the armor would alleviate the pain, the elven girl's armor was also removed.]

"What's wrong? Does your stomach hurt?" The uncle asked worriedly, rubbing the elf girl's stomach.

Fearing things would become irreversible, the elven girl hardened her heart and delivered a powerful knee strike, knocking her uncle unconscious.

[She then produced jewelry that could prevent others from prying into her memories, resulting in the loss of a portion of the image...]

Seeing this, Teng Gong was stunned: "That's not poison, it's probably an aphrodisiac often found in vulgar comics."

At this point, the uncle also chimed in, complaining about the elf girl's stinginess: "She'd rather use a prop than reveal the antidote to me; what a cheapskate!"

Just as the uncle was about to turn and leave, Teng Gong suddenly grabbed him and smiled kindly: "I need to poison Jingwen, give me some."

"Goodness, this one is even more important! How can you say that with such a serious face?!"

"It truly lives up to its name as a labyrinth of death traps. I wonder who set this trap; the poison is quite peculiar."

"I would call this scene one of the world's unsolved mysteries; we still don't know how the elven girl cured the poison that day..."

Seeing Teng Gong's seemingly kind face as he tried to get the poison, the people from other worlds all turned pale. "Your expression doesn't quite match what you're saying, young lady!"

Chapter 1054 My Second Aunt Lost Her Secure Job! She Hasn't Eaten for Three Days!

After the drunken incident, Fujimiya, as usual, came to Keibun's house for a casual chat, and casually brought up an interesting topic: "How about making money by playing professional baseball?"

Jingwen and his uncle simultaneously stopped what they were doing and silently looked at Tenggong... as if to ask, "Are you serious?"

"If I could throw a ball at 1000 kilometers per hour using magic, I'd be rolling in money with my annual salary!" Teng Gong excitedly held up one finger: "Hundreds of millions, hundreds of millions!!"

"Uh... let's put aside how much we can earn for now. May I ask if you have some deep-seated grudge against baseball catchers?"

"Damn, a ball traveling at over a thousand kilometers per hour, is this baseball or murder? Who the hell can catch that? The catcher will become a disposable item in no time!"

Hearing Teng Gong's novel way of making money, everyone's lips twitched involuntarily. Although your suggestion is good, we suggest you don't make such suggestions again in the future.

If this is how it's played, every game will be like going to the execution ground. Catchers won't have the courage to stand on the field unless they're prepared to die.

Detective Conan World

"A ball traveling at 1,000 kilometers per hour..." Conan pulled a handkerchief from his pocket and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Is he planning to kill all the catchers?"

Ai Haibara nodded numbly, "This time, I think you're right."

If he hadn't known that Ms. Fujimiya's words were unintentional, he would have suspected that she had a motive to kill him.

What does it mean for a ball to travel at 1000 kilometers per hour?

This is equivalent to about 278 meters per second. Although it is still a bit short of the speed of sound, it is very close to the speed of a bullet (300 meters per second).

Throwing a ball at that speed from such close range is no different from shooting someone in the face with a handgun; the match could easily turn into a shooting scene...

No, this was a shooting, it's just that the bullet was a little too big.

Heterophora 1J Fin Cloak (II)) Scars?i World Quartet World

"Magic baseball, huh? That seems like a good idea." Subaru Natsuki thought about it seriously for a moment, and it didn't seem like an impossible idea.

After all, the Carnival World features murder volleyball, and there are also comics I've read before, like fantasy tennis and superpowered basketball.

Now that we have Magic Baseball, it makes perfect sense! Maybe all of these together could even host an Olympics.

"Subaru, give up, this is completely unplayable!" Kichiku rolled his eyes in exasperation: "Who are you planning to let catch the ball? Yamcha? He's playing baseball, though."

"I feel like you're subtly criticizing my tea master again." Subaru Natsuki felt a little embarrassed upon hearing this. It seems the torment never stops, no matter which world you're in! Yamcha!!

"Most importantly, my uncle is a total gamer." At this point, the eccentric guy's expression turned somewhat melancholic: "As everyone knows, gamers are usually socially awkward; how could they possibly be out in the open..."

Before he could finish speaking, Kazuma suddenly realized something was wrong. He looked up and saw that everyone was staring at him with expressions that were hard to describe, as if they had seen a ghost.

"Kazuma-kun, none of that matters." Subaru Natsuki, his good friend, broke the somewhat awkward atmosphere by asking a serious question: "Are you... socially awkward?"

Are all homebodies socially anxious? Then how come you, a shut-in who dares to steal other people's panties and flaunt them on the street, are socially anxious?

Faced with such an opportunity to get rich overnight, the uncle refused without hesitation...

Although he disliked the baseball club members in high school, he couldn't bring himself to use magic to insult their hard-earned results from day after day of training.

"Because I was the same way, spending six years from elementary school to my second year of high school pouring my heart and soul into 'Alien Warriors,' so I can really understand them."

[Jingwen and Tenggong's faces both darkened... Uncle, please don't try to understand yet, let's apologize to all the baseball boys first!]

"While your values ​​are sound, isn't your reasoning a bit too casual? Give me back my感动 (feeling of being moved)!"

"Goodness, another alien warrior... Nanase Kaede is the real love, this makes the elf girl look even more pitiful."

Listening to their uncle's profound wisdom, no one's expression changed at all. They had already guessed that this was another life lesson learned from the game.

After all, this guy is a man whose life and beliefs have been shaped by Sega games!

During their subsequent casual conversation, the uncle suddenly mentioned that he had also experienced an assassination attempt in another world...

That day, after conquering the maze, Uncle was walking home when a mysterious figure in a cloak quietly appeared a short distance behind him, coldly watching him.

"Found you!!" The mysterious man raised his scythe, and instantly a layer of crystalline ice froze the ground, freezing the uncle's feet solid in the blink of an eye.

Faced with the mysterious figure charging at him, the uncle suddenly released his grip on the dagger, allowing himself to be tackled to the ground. Even as he was nearly pierced through the head by a scythe, his expression remained calm...

"Mabel...what's wrong?"

Mabel rolled her eyes listlessly and roared at her uncle with all her might, "Because of you! You killed the Demon Flame Dragon without sealing it with the Frozen God Sword!"

"I was supposed to protect the Frozen God Sword and pass it on to the next generation, but now I'm free from that useless obligation. It's wonderful!"

Completely oblivious to the girl's sarcastic tone towards her uncle, he assumed she was praising him: "Really? Congratulations!"

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