"The tsundere spirit didn't seem so tsundere at first." Kohei, whose focus was different, was puzzled: "At first glance, she seemed quite normal."

Aside from appearing somewhat schizophrenic and not quite right in the head, he didn't show a trace of arrogance.

"Is this normal?" Ai Lai looked at the screen with a subtle expression, and said incredulously, "Her left and right hemispheres are starting to fight like boxers. Are you sure this is normal?"

Rather, it's more accurate to say that Kouhei, who seemed to think the elf girl's behavior was fairly normal, actually appeared rather abnormal.

Meanwhile, the uncle, who knew nothing about storage magic, was astonished upon seeing the dagger and asked curiously, "Where did you get that dagger from?"

"Huh?" The elven girl then realized that she had somehow gotten a small knife in her hand. "I... what am I doing? I'm so sorry."

Realizing her unintentional rudeness, the elven girl opened a subspace portal in her abdomen and put the dagger back.

"Hey!! It stabbed me?" This startled the uncle, who quickly lifted the other person's clothes to check his injuries: "Are you alright?"

"Where's the wound? Stop the bleeding quickly..."

"Wow! No wonder he's my uncle. He easily did things that we wouldn't dare to do. He's a role model for straight men!"

"Although it was done with good intentions, your behavior is just too much... Sigh, I can only say that it has a place not only in the straight men's world, but also in the perverted world."

Looking at the uncle's typical negative example, the people watching the video sighed wearily. Although the story behind it was heartwarming, it really seemed like a pervert!

"You just wait and see!" The elven girl, her face flushed with embarrassment and anger, slapped her uncle away, tears welling in her eyes, and cursed, "I've already memorized your pig-faced expression."

[Then she opened the storage space again, took out an antidote talisman to fight the demonic dragon, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it to her uncle while cursing under her breath.]

"Don't come near me, you shameless orc, pig...pig...pig pig pig, ugly orc—!"

[The uncle, however, remained silent, head bowed, his face full of worry, listening quietly to the insults.]

Seeing this, Teng Gong couldn't contain himself any longer and glanced at his uncle: "Uncle, why don't you talk back?"

"No!" The uncle solemnly told the two of them a lesson: "If you rashly refute them at this time, it will only embolden them. You must hold back."

"Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if your emotional intelligence is even online anymore. Just don't tell me you learned this from games."

Listening to their uncle's analysis, everyone nodded in agreement, agreeing that he was absolutely right. But why is it that he suddenly seems to know so much about this?!

Academy City World

"This philosophical life experience, you know what..." Kamijou Touma subconsciously pictured Misaka Mikoto in his mind, and his face instantly darkened.

Wow, that actually makes sense! It's just that I seem to have grasped this principle a little too late!

Damn it, why didn't I understand this sooner?

Otherwise, that "Bili Pala" wouldn't keep pestering a plain LV0 like me to duel every day; isn't that just blatant bullying?

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Inside the Tokiwadai dormitory, Misaka rubbed her nose in confusion, wondering if it was just her imagination, but she felt like she was being subtly insulted.

"That's how it started. She wouldn't give me back my hoodie, and she'd start swearing at me the moment she saw me."

"They wouldn't save me when I was frozen and sealed away, those wretched elves..." The uncle recounted his past experiences to the two of them with a face full of resentment.

After learning the story of their first encounter, Teng Gong suggested continuing to see the story after they were frozen and sealed, so his uncle adjusted the projection progress bar again.

The scene jumps directly to the morning of the day after Mabel froze him, where the uncle, just awakened, finds two girls fast asleep on top of him.

Seeing the elven girl who had woken up first, the uncle couldn't help but ask curiously, "What are you doing...?"

The elven girl blushed instantly, still stubbornly arguing with an absurd reason: "In...in the north, there's a people who use wild animal entrails for warmth, and I'm using you to keep warm!"

Although the reason was far-fetched, the uncle believed it without a doubt: "I see, that's how it is!"

"I'm convinced... No matter how far-fetched the reason is, some people will believe it! One dares to say it, and the other dares to believe it."

"The Hoodie Won't Be Returned," "Startling Me with Curses Upon Meeting," "That Despicable Elf," good heavens, what exactly is your impression of the elf girl?!

Looking at the stubborn and arrogant elf girl, the people from other worlds twitched at the corners of their mouths. Couldn't she have come up with a more reliable excuse?

The absurd excuse of using internal organs for warmth is something only a "highly intelligent" person like Aqua could come up with.

But what surprised everyone the most was that the uncle actually believed it; his thought process was truly quite peculiar.

Chapter 1066 The useless second aunt who doesn't want to work and only wants to be a parasite!

Baka and Test: Summoning World

"Huh?! Using internal organs for warmth?"

After listening to the elven girl's rigorous explanation of science, Mingjiu was greatly shocked. He was stunned for several seconds before raising his hand to scratch the back of his head and letting out a sigh.

"I never imagined that such primitive ways of keeping warm still existed in the northern part of this other world. The living conditions must be really... tough!"

He had also heard that there was a race in the Arctic region that survived the winter by hunting whale blubber. So this kind of race also exists in another world!

“Akihisa…” Hideyoshi covered his face with his hand, complaining with a headache, “You don’t actually believe that reason, do you?”

Akihisa's face was full of confusion, his head tilted slightly to one side, a bunch of question marks popping out: "Eh, is there a problem with this?"

Himeji Shimada: "..."

Looking at Akihisa's puzzled expression, the two of them felt as if they saw their own future reflected in the elven girl.

"Akihisa." Yuuji patted Akihisa's shoulder gently, his eyes full of concern: "Remember not to answer calls from strangers or talk to strangers in the future."

With that level of intelligence, it's hard not to suspect that anyone could easily swindle him out of everything...

Uh, wait, it seems like he didn't get scammed either.

Just as Yuuji's thoughts were getting more and more out of control, Akihisa, who felt his intelligence had been insulted, looked at Yuuji calmly and said, "Believe it or not, I really will beat you up."

That tone of voice used when instructing a child is just too much! Do they really think people are stupid?

"Yes, it is a bit cold." The uncle also thought the elf girl's explanation made a lot of sense. "I'll sleep a little longer so I don't catch a cold."

Just as her uncle was about to sleep a little longer, the elven girl took advantage of the situation and said it was too cold, and she wanted to continue sleeping close to him.

"Trying to use me as animal entrails..." The uncle was initially reluctant, but seeing the elf's pitiful look, he had no choice but to soften: "Whatever you want."

[After receiving permission, the beaming elf girl was about to lie down when a sleepy Mabel preemptively hugged her uncle's neck.]

"..." The jealous elf grabbed Mabel's clothes and tugged at them, trying to pull her off the bed.

"Mom...Mom..." Mabel murmured in her sleep, tears streaming down her face, her expression filled with anguish, "No...Mom...Mom..."

Listening to Mabel's sleep-talking, the elven girl, who had just been jealous, felt a pang of pity. This child must have a very difficult life.

"Sigh, this person clearly has a story. I can already guess what they're going to say next. If nothing unexpected happens, it'll be that they won't abandon me, right?"

Seeing Mabel weeping and talking in her sleep, everyone was deeply moved. The poor child was driven out of the village by the village chief and had no one to rely on. It was understandable that she missed her mother.

Another World Quartet World

"Waaah..." Aqua's tears rolled down her reddened eyes like a broken string of pearls: "I never would have guessed that she had such a tragic background."

What a poor child, crying even in her sleep. She must miss her mother terribly.

Darkness wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes with a pang of pity: "Perhaps this is the fundamental reason why the Frozen God Sword cannot be unsealed."

These words were generally agreed upon by everyone present. The strength she usually showed was just a disguise, and this vulnerable appearance was probably the most real Mabel.

"..." Kazuma stared blankly at the screen, puzzled, and asked, "I'm more curious, where did you get the idea that she had a tragic past?"

"Kazuma, I think it's better to have some compassion right now," Subaru Natsuki whispered, tugging at Kazuma.

Kazuma was speechless: "..."

I don't know who was it that recently praised the "Happy Girls" project, saying I did a great job.

"You..." Just as the elven girl thought Mabel had a tragic past and couldn't help but feel a pang of sympathy,

"I don't want to work—!!" Mabel suddenly blurted out this sentence while talking in her sleep.

"Mom clearly said that life would be incredibly easy, and with the Frozen God Sword, I'd never go hungry for the rest of my life."

"I don't want to work, Mom... the mom who eloped with a younger man when I was nine."

In short, Mabel's truest thoughts are just like those expressed in the song "The Mercenary" (The Lone Warrior)...

Eat, sleep, and it's glorious to not work!

[Gnawing away~ Squatting down~ Relying on our great ancestors~]

We've been parasites, living off our parents for generations!

Who says only those who go to work are heroes?

"Give me back my gratitude... I naively thought they wouldn't abandon me, but it turns out I was fooled again."

"Honestly, what am I expecting? It's amazing that the Frozen God Sword has been passed down for over 400 years with a Guardian who is a natural-born shut-in."

Seeing Mabel inadvertently reveal her truest thoughts, the people from other worlds twitched their lips, their faces full of black lines. "Sorry, village chief, we really misunderstood you before!"

Questioning the village chief, understanding the village chief, becoming the village chief... No wonder he kicked Mabel out and made her find a job. Now he can finally understand the village chief's good intentions.

This girl is a hopeless, good-for-nothing freeloader, her mind is filled with thoughts of getting something for nothing. (Read thrilling novels at Feilu Novel Network!)

The world of spring things

Hachiman seemed to have found a kindred spirit, and even his lifeless eyes regained some light. He said with emotion, "We are from different worlds, but we share the same dream."

This world is neither kind nor right, so... I don't want to work either. Eating without having to work is so delicious!

"Put your absurd dream aside for now." Hiratsuka Shizuka rubbed her forehead, looking a bit annoyed. "Otherwise, my iron fist will be making intimate contact with your stomach."

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