The uncle held the elven girl's hands, his eyes fixed on her shy face, making the atmosphere increasingly inappropriate for children.

"etc--!!"】

Just then, Jingwen quickly pressed the pause button, sweating profusely, and asked, "Can we continue? Won't there be any problems?"

"There's no problem," the uncle said, not seeing anything particularly wrong with it being broadcast.

While the two of them were discussing whether or not to broadcast it, Teng Gong had already clasped his hands together and begun to pray devoutly to the air.

"Can you hear me? Great Memory Fairy, only adults are present. You don't need to worry about anything."

"Trying to get by with just one night is shirking your responsibilities. Please think it over!"

"Look at those pure and clear eyes! Grant this believer's innocent little wish!"

"No, Jingwen! That's where you're wrong. Why did you press pause at such a crucial moment? Can't you learn from Teng Gong? He's much more sensible!"

Seeing the devout prayers of the Teng family, many gentlemen were moved to tears. Look at their attitude, their devout eyes, how considerate they are!

As for Jingwen... I advise you not to be ungrateful and mind your own business, or you'll regret it.

Kaguya-sama: Love Is War World

"Could it be that it's coming! The moment of becoming a god!" Secretary Fujiwara was so excited that he didn't even blink, afraid of missing any important details.

That's absolutely right, Miss Fujimiya! Trying to brush it off with just one night is just running away.

Listen carefully to the opinions of the people, Immortal Spirit!

These are all adults... well, soon to be adults, anyway, they're pretty much the same, so there's no need to hold back, just let them out.

Compared to the excited Fujiwara Chika, Ishigami calmly continued typing on the keyboard, talking incessantly.

"What an idiot! Even a normal massage and relaxation session was censored with mosaics, how could you release it like that?"

Phew——

"Besides, even if the Immortal Spirit passes the test, this magical screen will be the next one."

Phew——

"Anyone who believes things will turn out that way must be an idiot, a pervert, or a sex maniac, hahaha..."

Ishigami became more and more agitated as he spoke, his smile growing increasingly manic, completely unaware that his words were aimed directly at Chika.

Idiot, pervert, sex maniac?

puff puff puff—

Fujiwara Chika felt as if those words had pierced her heart like arrows. She instinctively clutched her chest, staggered, and almost lost her balance.

Then, tears welled up in her eyes, and she knelt on the ground, bursting into loud sobs: "Waaaaah!! That big idiot Ishigami..."

"Ishigami," Shirogane Miyuki, who had been attacked by Ishigami's group and had also taken several arrows unknowingly, patted the other's shoulder: "This time you went too far."

Even Kaguya, who ran out to comfort Chika, cast a murderous glare at Ishigami...

Knowing his days were numbered, Ishigami swallowed hard in terror, feeling as if his spine had been removed and he had lost all his energy and spirit.

"If I could, I'd like to die knowing why..."

"It's playing again." Although the uncle was a little puzzled by the two younger relatives' reaction, he continued playing the footage.

Perhaps because of Fujimiya's devout prayers, the screen didn't show any perfunctory scenes of a night passing, nor did it contain the exciting content she was hoping for.

[The uncle, who was pinning the elf girl down, seemed to suddenly realize something, and raised his hand to chant a spell towards the closet in front of him.]

The magical chains shot straight through the door, grabbing the trio who were eavesdropping behind it. Caught off guard, they tumbled into a heap.

"What are you doing?" The uncle was speechless after realizing that it was Alicia and her two companions who were eavesdropping.

“It’s Alicia…”

"It was Alicia who started it, wanting us to peek with her."

Edgar and Lyca, having been discovered, were somewhat embarrassed, and then unhesitatingly shifted the blame to Alicia.

Alicia, now caught in the crossfire, blushed instantly and hurriedly explained, "Wait, wait... I just meant I was a little bothered by it. I'm sorry, Kuroki."

"Blackwood? Heh, Blackwood, is it?" Upon hearing this, the elven girl stared at Alicia with murderous intent, as if eyeing prey.

"Danger!!! Serious danger! Just look at the background styles of the two of you, you're not even in the same league in terms of presence."

"Heh, I knew it would be like this. What was I even expecting? How could there possibly be any fan service scenes..."

"What great teammates! They shift the blame first when something goes wrong. Is this the kind of corporate culture that a three-person team must have? I'm talking about you, Yorozuya trio!"

Watching the hero team eavesdropping, the people outside the video twitched their lips, their faces full of black lines. No matter how many times they watched, this newly promoted hero still seemed a bit dull.

Emiya (Wang Ma Zhao)'s Meal World Today

"Oh no, I'm doomed, I'm dead." Looking at the murderous elf girl, Cú Chulainn shrugged helplessly.

"1ancer, it's not that serious, is it?" Shirou staggered and almost lost his footing upon hearing this. "I was just eavesdropping out of curiosity, I didn't do anything wrong."

While eavesdropping may seem somewhat immoral, it shouldn't be enough to kill someone, right? Besides, neither the uncle nor the elf girl are bloodthirsty people.

"I said, aren't you mistaken about something?"

Seeing Shirou's astonished expression, Rin Tohsaka sighed and rubbed her forehead, explaining helplessly, "Shirou, he said it was Uncle who's doomed, not Alicia."

You can tell from the elf girl's reaction when Alicia called Kuroki's name that although she is arrogant, she is not stupid.

The elven girl probably realized by now that the name her uncle had given her was also a fake, which is why she was angry...

"I see." Shirou nodded knowingly, his face serious. "If you've known someone for three years and still don't know their real name, then you're really doomed."

After listening to Rin's explanation, Saber was full of praise. As expected of Rin, her analysis was spot on!

Cú Chulainn suddenly fell silent: "..."

Well, I was just casually making a comment because the atmosphere was just right, but it turns out there's so much meaning behind it.

As expected of me!

Chapter 1100 "To make a long story short," the ring was put on me by the orc face!

Upon hearing Alicia's curiosity about her relationship with her uncle, the elven girl reflexively retorted, "What kind of relationship do we have?"

“Of course…” Alicia whispered quietly into the elven girl’s ear.

[Then, the previously murderous elf girl suddenly blushed and covered her face, squirming her body: "Eh? Does it look like this? This is really a headache~ Hehehehe~"]

This sudden, dramatic change in expression relieved Jingwen and Tenggong, who were watching the projection. Thankfully, their proud young lady was easy to appease.

"Wow, I never expected this airheaded hero to actually find the correct answer to such a death trap question. He's got some skills!"

"Everyone says that natural charm can overcome tsundere, and now I believe it! Just say a few more words if you can talk, and the elven girl is super easy to handle."

Seeing the elf laughing so hard she seemed to lose her bearings after just a few words, everyone's lips twitched slightly. "Big sister, doesn't she change her expression without getting punished? So assertive, when are you going to be on the May recruitment list?"

Or you could join the Wandering Family. With your face-changing-without-deducting-points mechanism, it's too weird, definitely the answer to this version.

Lonely Rock World

"This reaction... it seems familiar..." Hongxia pondered, resting her chin on her hand. She felt like she had seen this scene somewhere before.

Xie Liang stared silently at the trash can beside him, then reached out and tapped it twice: "Little Loneliness."

A moment later, the trash can lid was quietly pried open a crack, and a timid voice stammered, "Wh...wh...what..."

"It's nothing." Zhe Liang shook his head expressionlessly, then suddenly praised, "Has anyone ever told you that you play the guitar incredibly well!"

"I...I...I...I...I..." Upon hearing this sudden praise, Pochi's expression melted, turning him into a dark pink slime.

Like freshly poured egg liquid, it had no fixed shape and quickly melted into a lump of mud, slowly flowing out of the trash can.

"Po-chi!!"

"What are you doing? It's cold!" Hongxia hurriedly reshaped the soft mud on the ground into the shape of Boqi, while also reattaching her original hair clip.

"You said it looked familiar, so I gave it a try. I just didn't expect..." Zhe Liang looked at Xiao Gudu, who had turned into a puddle of liquid, and shrugged innocently: "The effect seems to be too strong."

Although Miss Elf was easy to handle, she's now even more stubborn, and Little Loneliness is even easier to appease!

If I praise Little Lonely a bit when I borrow money from her later, maybe I won't have to pay it back...

After the introductions, the elven girl gently stroked Alicia's chin as if teasing a kitten, her eyes scrutinizing the newly minted hero: "Hero? You're a hero?"

[While the two were talking, Lyca approached her uncle with a bag of gold coins: "Here, this is the reward for hunting the hedgehog last time. Count them and see if they're correct."]

"No need." The uncle took the money without checking the amount, and casually put it away.

His behavior prompted Edgar to sigh and say, "It's your freedom to trust others, but with such carelessness, you'll eventually..."

"I trust you two!" the uncle emphasized, looking at the two of them with a serious expression. "Not anyone else."

Both Lyca and Edgar were taken aback by what they heard, deeply moved. They were at a loss for words.

"No, no, no, don't misunderstand. This is just the professional ethics of a veteran player. NPCs give you things, whether they're useful or not, you just throw them into your inventory."

"You might not believe it, but that kitten you're teasing like a pet... is actually a hero!"

Seeing their uncle suddenly display such high emotional intelligence, everyone's faces were filled with doubt. Impossible, absolutely impossible! Their uncle could never have such high emotional intelligence.

Just like before when I skipped NPC dialogue to organize my backpack, this time it must be some little trick I learned from the game that was misunderstood by the two of them!

Just then, Alicia's shocked voice suddenly came from the side: "Eh, so you two are..."

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