Chapter 1116 Carrying an elf like a piece of pork, what a role model for us all!

Gintama World

"Um, Smith Marseille... Is Mr. Demon Flame Dragon asleep?" Hijikata Toshiro's eyelids twitched as he looked at the strategy team who had been holding a meeting for most of the day, utterly speechless.

Is it alright for you to just stand by and watch others discuss how to destroy me, Demon Flame Dragon?

Hey, are you really alright, Demon Lord Enryu-san?!

"Hahaha, you don't understand, Fourteen." Kondo-san let out a hearty laugh and explained.

"Monsters only move when the protagonist starts attacking; that's common sense in RPG games!"

"Just like the design in Pokémon Odyssey where trainers battle when their eyes meet, the battle mechanics are different in different games. Don't make such a common-sense mistake, Fourteen!"

"No, no, no, I've never heard of such a ridiculous common sense." Fourteen shook his head and pointed at the screen, launching into a tirade: "Besides, this isn't a game."

"That's why I said you don't understand, Mr. Hijikata." Sougo sighed in disappointment: "As the saying goes, life is a thrilling and exciting game."

With that, Sougo placed his gleaming longsword against Hijikata's neck, a sinister smile on his face: "So, could you please read the save file for this game, Mr. Hijikata?"

Feeling the stinging pain in his neck, Hijikata Toshiro instantly broke out in a cold sweat. Oh no, he forgot to save his game...

Huh? No, life isn't a game where you can save your progress, is it? All you can do is delete your account and start over!

"Um, can we talk in private for a moment?" After discussing their strategy, Alicia suddenly pulled her uncle aside to whisper something.

After the hot spring incident, she didn't tell Lyca and Edgar the truth about the goblin extermination, which made her feel somewhat guilty.

But his uncle didn't care about that. He cared more about his promise to Alicia: "I erased my memories at the hot springs. Now remember them and recreate them!"

“No…” Alicia blushed instantly as she recalled the scene, her voice barely audible: “After returning to the inn…”

"You really know how to pick your timing, Uncle. Those memories are irrelevant; what's important is the boss later on! The boss!"

"Brother, after we finished discussing the strategy, we still want to chat about everyday things? Mr. Demon Flame Dragon is so kind, he's still patiently waiting."

The people present were somewhat bewildered. "Are you all here on vacation? The atmosphere is so relaxed and comfortable; can't you at least show some respect to each other?"

Also, was that Demon Flame Dragon just sitting there eating melon seeds and gossiping? How could you resist attacking it?

"Mabel~~" Just then, the elf, radiating intense jealousy, seemed to have overheard their conversation and interrupted them with a heartless shout.

"I just remembered, I haven't introduced you to three celebrities yet~~"

[As she spoke, the elf forcefully intervened, pushing Alicia and the others together, and perfunctorily introduced them to Mabel: "Lyca, Edgar, Alicia... that's all!"]

"You can tell at a glance whether it's their profession."

[Lyca looked at the elf speechlessly and complained, "At such a critical moment, is such a half-hearted introduction really necessary?"]

"At this critical juncture... I'm sorry, I really don't see what's so dangerous about the atmosphere right now."

"Big brother, is this about whether the introduction was done sincerely or not? Why don't you have some consideration for Mr. Demon Flame Dragon, who's still diligently waiting for you to make your move?!"

Everyone's lips twitched, their faces darkening. Good grief, so you guys knew we were in a crisis. If you hadn't told me, I would have thought you were on a picnic.

With your relaxed and cheerful atmosphere, the Demon Flame Dragon is practically becoming part of your picnic scenery. I'd believe you're planning a picnic next.

Although she inexplicably found herself in the self-introduction segment, Mabel had already skillfully adopted a cool and aloof demeanor.

"I am Mabel Revel, the legendary guardian and wielder of the Frozen God Sword."

Seeing that the trio greeted her very warmly, Mabel's vanity was greatly satisfied, and she then added with a beaming smile, completely carried away.

"In the past, you adventurers without powerful backers would risk your lives to become regular knights of the kingdom, a position you couldn't attain. Given that, please take good care of me."

In an instant, the friendly atmosphere froze, even the smiles of the three heroes stiffened on their faces, as if a pathetic barrier had been erected between them.

Even Teng Gong and Jing Wen, watching from the screen, were speechless at this scene: "Does she really intend to get along with them properly?"

"You really know how to talk, Mabel! Are you trying to compete for the title of 'conversation genius'...?"

Listening to Mabel's incredibly high EQ remarks, everyone watching the video felt a bit tense. If they remembered correctly, you've been fired for months for being late, absent, or leaving early.

So, how many more times are you going to brag about having been a legitimate knight?!

Another World Quartet World

"Although I worked for a few days at the Royal Capital Knights, it doesn't change the fact that I'm now an unemployed bum who's been laid off, Miss Mabel!!"

The freak clutched his head in utter despair, overwhelmed by this incredibly painful and frustratingly familiar feeling—it was all too familiar to him…

So, Aqua really isn't your relative? She's cowardly, boastful, and always messes things up—it feels like they're both defective products from the same factory!

Subaru Natsuki's gaze swept over Aqua, finally letting out a deep sigh: "She's just too similar, but Miss Mabel still has her advantages..."

Even he was deeply impressed by her thoughtless speech and her bullying of the weak and fear of the strong.

Kazuma took a slow, deep breath to calm himself down, and then asked softly, "For example?"

Subaru looked at the screen with a hint of melancholy, his feelings complicated: "At least, Miss Mabel is smarter than Aqua."

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“What kind of advantage is that…” Tanya rolled her eyes speechlessly. “Anyone could be smarter than Aqua.”

Based on the information currently available, apart from the equally matched opponent, I haven't really seen anyone whose intelligence can be compared to Aqua's.

After this brief and awkward self-introduction, the Demon Flame Dragon finally moved, its eerie blue flames whistling past the crowd.

[Mabel, who had just been smugly introducing herself, instantly cowered, hurriedly clutching the Frozen God Sword and hiding behind the elf.]

"Are you about to go, Elf Leader?"

"Wait a little longer. If we kill it now, it might revert to its rampaging divine power!" the elf commanded the group with a serious expression.

“We can use this time to make ample preparations! So, Orc Face…”

The elven girl, who had just been all serious, suddenly opened her arms to her uncle, asking for a hug like a child, and did so as if it were perfectly natural.

"This is all to conserve energy. Although I'm very reluctant, I have no choice but to have you carry me."

"Don't try to sneak in your own agenda, boss! I don't even want to expose you anymore. Do we need your flying magic to launch a combined attack?"

"The true colors are revealed when the map is unrolled. The map of Yan is still too short. If you want a hug, just say so. It's really not easy to find an excuse for you."

Although I was very unwilling...

Watching the elf taking the opportunity to act cute and ask for a hug, everyone watching the video felt a pang of toothache. Although they really didn't want to wear your clothes, your purpose was just too obvious!

Is that what you call unwilling? You're practically begging to get there; only a fool wouldn't see that!

Faced with the textbook example of an arrogant and haughty elf, the uncle was so frightened that he took a step back, his face visibly filled with disdain.

Although he was very reluctant, the uncle couldn't find any reason to refuse, and then...

Amidst the utterly speechless and exasperated gazes of the crowd, the uncle, his face dark, produced a golden chain, tied it around the elf's waist, and lifted him up like a piece of pork.

"What's going on? Are you kidding me? Even if it's something weighed by weight, you shouldn't be carrying it like this..."

As the elven girl's endless, resentful mutterings slowly drifted out, I felt like dying.

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! It's no challenge for him at all. He's a role model for us all, a true man among men!"

"This move... I can only say, as expected of you! This scene is just too ridiculous, every move was beyond my expectations."

Seeing the way the uncle carried the elf girl, the people from other worlds almost burst out laughing. They had thought about carrying her on their backs, about giving her a princess carry, but they never imagined that he could carry her like this.

But I have to say, this posture is so familiar; that's how I used to carry pork after buying it at the market!

Chapter 1117 Two big Cs are chatting while their teammate is getting beaten up! A world-famous painting!

Arakawa Under the Bridge World

"Masaka, this is the legendary real..." Upon witnessing this scene, Zhaobing was utterly shocked, his face filled with horror: "Princess carry—!!"

Recalling his previous date with Miss Nino, he broke out in a cold sweat...

Does this mean that all my previous understanding of princess carries from shoujo manga was wrong?!

"What do you mean by the legendary... real princess carry?"

While he was recruiting and questioning his life choices, Xingxing stared at him as if he were a monster, her expression indescribably complex.

How did this guy connect this scene to a princess carry? Or rather, is this scene even related to a princess carry?

Baka and Test: Summoning World

puff!

A cluster of flames suddenly rises, and as nameless rage soars into the sky, the members of Class F will tacitly change into jet-black cloaks, transforming into members of the FFF group to vent their jealousy.

"Damn it, such a beautiful elf is throwing herself at you, what's there to complain about, you bastard—"

"That's an elf, a beautiful elf from legend! Do you know the pain of us single people?!"

"710" "To be honest, although this seems outrageous, it's actually just my daily routine..."

"Hehe, so your daily routine consists of going to the market to buy groceries, right? Don't fool yourself."

At this moment, Class F was filled with terrifying resentment. They simply couldn't understand why their uncle would dislike Miss Elf!

Yuuji reached down and touched his chin, thoughtfully offering his guess: "Maybe he's upset that the elf hasn't bathed in a month?"

In an instant, the entire F class fell silent. The red light in the eyes of the FFF group, who were wearing cloaks, intensified, and their gazes were fixed on Yuuji.

"If I remember correctly, this guy also frequently rejects Kirishima, who's ranked first in the grade, right..."

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