Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard

He stood at the door and sneered at Sha Zhu.

"Hehehe, how come the dung beetle wants to play big?"

Do you have that ability?

"It's like a dung ball stuck with a leaf, pretending to be a beetle."

"You can only pretend to be a turtle."

"Hahahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"Da Mao, you're really mean."

"Such harsh words, haha!"

……

Xu Damao's words made everyone in the courtyard burst into laughter.

Sha Zhu was shocked to hear that he dared to laugh at him at a time like this.

He immediately yelled, grabbed a stool, and chased after her.

"Xu Damao, I'll kill you!"

Xu Damao was so frightened that he turned around and ran away.

The others quickly moved aside, afraid of being implicated.

Watching this farce unfold, Su Ting couldn't help but say something to He Yushui.

"Your brother's blind date was truly an unprecedented spectacle."

He Yushui rolled her eyes upon hearing this.

Are you envious?

"Why don't you give it a try, Brother Su?"

"Ahem! Let's forget about it."

"I don't have his courage."

"Let's go back inside; we've had enough of this excitement."

"I need to go back and digest this."

After saying that, Su Ting pulled He Yushui towards the front yard.

Once the show was over, the people in the courtyard dispersed.

Predictably so.

This was the gossip headline in the courtyard during this period.

It'll definitely be taken over by Sha Zhu.

However, he probably doesn't want this kind of headline.

Meanwhile, in the alley.

Sha Zhu, panting heavily, finally caught Xu Damao.

Xu Damao was indeed unlucky today.

Just as they were about to escape, they suddenly bumped into a child.

He couldn't dodge and fell to the ground, but luckily the child wasn't hurt.

Sha Zhu rushed over and pinned him to the ground, giving him a good beating.

Xu Damao was beaten until he screamed and howled like a banshee.

The children around were so frightened that they all ran home crying.

"Shazhu, do you know that hitting someone is illegal?!"

"Ouch! Silly Zhu, have mercy! I won't do it again!"

"Ah! Brother Zhu! Uncle Zhu! Ouch!"

"I know I was wrong, I won't be so sarcastic again!"

……

At first, Xu Damao wanted to retaliate with a few threats.

After being hit a few times, he obediently begged for mercy.

He kicked Xu Damao again before Sha Zhu finally stopped.

He sat contentedly beside Xu Damao, watching him lie on the ground.

It curled up into a ball like a shrimp.

I finally felt a little better.

It took Xu Damao quite a while before he was able to stand up.

He saw that Sha Zhu next to him was also staring at him.

Feeling uneasy, he quickly took a few steps back, waving his hands and explaining.

"Brother Zhu, I really know I was wrong, please stop hitting me."

"I just blurted it out. If you hit me again, I'll really report you!"

"Hmph! Look at you!"

"Remember this, watch your mouth next time!"

Sha Zhu glanced at Xu Damao, who seemed to be alright.

Then he turned around and prepared to go back to the courtyard house.

He waited until he was sure Xu Damao was alright before leaving.

If I just walk away now...

Others saw Xu Damao lying on the ground.

There might be more trouble than meets the eye.

If someone interferes and calls the police, that will happen.

Then he's really in trouble.

So, Sha Zhu isn't really stupid at all.

He simply had a special fondness for Qin Huairu.

Xu Damao winked at Sha Zhu's retreating figure.

He was even waving his fists and pretending to be serious.

He also knew he was no match for Sha Zhu.

So all they can do is grumble in private.

But with a quick thought, he came up with a solution.

Isn't that silly Zhu interested in the widow?

Why not just go with the flow?

If they really succeed.

Sha Zhu can forget about ever having children in his life.

Because Qin Huairu already has three children.

She had another child with Sha Zhu.

Her status as the "big stick" is in danger.

Based on Qin Huairu's personality.

This will absolutely not happen.

Thinking of this, Xu Damao immediately caught up with Shazhu.

"Hey! Silly Zhu, let me tell you the truth."

"These two women are definitely from the city."

"But it would be a huge loss if you married them as wives."

"You're the head chef, your salary is 37.5."

"It's not too much to ask to find a decent partner, is it?"

"I think Qin Huairu is much better than them!"

Do you agree?

Xu Damao held tightly to the thing that Sha Zhu cared about most.