Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard

Not only did they have to clean the toilets for half a month, but they also had to pay Sister Wang twenty yuan in compensation.

All this trouble actually made Wang Sao earn ten yuan.

Fortunately, it wasn't summer, otherwise Sha Zhu's life would have been even more difficult.

If Su Ting knew about this, he would definitely exclaim "666" (a Chinese internet slang term for awesome/amazing).

The troublemaker, Bang Geng, escaped unscathed because of his young age.

When Xu Damao saw that Sha Zhu was in trouble, he couldn't contain his excitement and spread the news around the factory.

As a result, the number of workers eating at Sha Zhu's canteen has decreased significantly.

After all, which worker would be happy to have a cook who just finished cleaning the toilets prepare their meal? There's always a bit of a grudge about it.

Chapter 44 Taking a dump on someone's head

That morning, Sha Zhu was cleaning the public toilet when Xu Damao walked in with a smug look on his face.

He pulled out his weapon and started to relieve himself, but not a single drop of his urine went into the urinal, making Sha Zhu's face turn blue with bulging veins.

But Sha Zhu doesn't dare to act rashly now, because if Director Wang finds out, he'll be in trouble again.

However, seeing that Sha Zhu dared not utter a sound, Xu Damao knew that he dared not make a move, so he immediately began to laugh.

"Hey! Isn't this our head chef, Chef He? What's he doing cooking in the bathroom? That's quite a sight!"

As he spoke, he lit a cigarette and raised an eyebrow at Sha Zhu.

At this moment, Sha Zhu was burning with rage.

Seeing Sha Zhu gripping the dung ladle tightly with a face full of anger, Xu Damao took two steps back, looking slightly guilty, and then continued his sarcastic remarks.

"Shazhu, do you know what people in the factory are talking about behind your back?"

Everyone calls you a dung beetle, saying that you not only like to eat dung, but also roll dung balls all day long.

Ha ha! "

"I think you've gotten so addicted to rolling dung balls these past two or three days that you don't want to come out."

Why don't you just stop cooking in the kitchen and focus on being a happy dung beetle! Haha!

"You son of a bitch, you must have been gossiping about us at the factory! I'll fight you to the death!"

Sha Zhu's anger could no longer be contained, and he picked up a dung ladle and threw it at Xu Damao.

The sewage splashed all over Xu Damao; this move showed that he had truly mastered the essence of Wang Sao's trick.

Xu Damao didn't care about the filth on his body at that moment and ran away.

Enraged, Sha Zhu threw a dung ladle at Xu Damao. Although he missed, his anger unleashed his potential, and he caught up with Xu Damao in just a few steps.

Sha Zhu unleashed a devastating kick, instantly rendering Xu Damao unable to resist, followed by a barrage of punches and kicks.

At this point, Sha Zhu had already lost his mind and no longer cared how much excrement was on Xu Damao's body.

"Silly Zhu! I was wrong! Brother Zhu! Uncle Zhu! Ouch! Someone's been beaten to death!!"

None of the workers around came forward to help; after all, who would want to get involved in the mess of these two madmen playing around in the feces?

Looking at these two idiots, one looked down on the other.

In the end, it was Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong who stepped in and stopped the out-of-control Sha Zhu.

Now they dare not look up when they walk in the factory, for fear of being seen.

Xu Damao's loose tongue made the whole factory aware that Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, and Shazhu had been smeared with excrement at their doorstep.

As expected of someone from the publicity department, the publicity effect is truly remarkable.

Despite the three men's best efforts to refute him, Xu Damao spoke eloquently and refused to listen to their explanations at all.

Therefore, they all saw Sha Zhu chasing Xu Damao, but none of them said a word.

Sha Zhu only came out after he had almost finished beating Xu Damao.

"Grandpas! Sha Zhu hit someone, aren't you going to do anything about it? If you don't, I'm going to report him to the neighborhood committee!"

Lying on the ground, weak and listless, Xu Damao expressed his opinion.

Sha Zhu, who had stopped moving, was so angry that he wanted to beat him up again.

At this moment, an old man hurriedly stopped Sha Zhu, fearing that if the fight continued, something terrible might happen.

"Da Mao! It wasn't enough that you spread rumors about Zhu Zi in the factory, this morning you went to the toilet and cursed him in front of him."

No one could tolerate this! It's like they're shitting on his head, don't you all agree?

As Yi Zhonghai spoke, he glanced around at the people in his surroundings.

Upon hearing the full story, everyone was filled with righteous indignation and immediately began to blame Xu Damao.

This is absolutely outrageous. It's one thing to talk badly about someone behind their back, but to dare to say it to their face is quite another.

It's considered lenient that their legs weren't broken.

At this moment, Liu Haizhong also came out and echoed.

"That's right, Xu Damao, what you're doing is outrageous! It's completely undermining the unity of our compound!"

Seeing that he had successfully taken control of the situation, Yi Zhonghai nodded in satisfaction.

"Alright, alright, we're all from the same hospital. Zhu Zi got his revenge. Don't talk nonsense anymore."

Everyone, please leave! We all have to go to work!

As he spoke, Yi Zhonghai pulled Sha Zhu toward the courtyard house.

Seeing that there was nothing exciting to see, the others also left.

Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Xu Damao, who was lying on the ground, got up immediately in a fit of anger.

Xu Damao probably got scolded by Sha Zhu a lot when he was young.

Although he couldn't learn how to fight, his ability to withstand beatings was truly amazing.

As soon as Sha Zhu turned his head, he was already full of energy.

Xu Damao ran back a few steps, then immediately shouted loudly at Sha Zhu.

"You idiot Zhu, just you wait! You don't even need me to shit on your head."

You come to the toilet every day looking for shit to eat, you're just a dung beetle!

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Damao saw Sha Zhu about to hit him again, so he immediately turned and ran away.

Sha Zhu chased after him for a few steps but couldn't catch up, so he had no choice but to follow Yi Zhonghai back to the courtyard while cursing.

When he hit Xu Damao earlier, he got quite dirty himself and needs to clean himself up properly when he gets home.

Xu Damao only dared to return to the courtyard house after Sha Zhu went to work.

Lou Xiao'e was at home missing her younger brother Su Ting when Xu Damao returned covered in filth and emitting a foul stench.

The two hadn't made up after their argument that day.

Seeing Xu Damao's current state, Lou Xiao'e was so angry that she packed her clothes and went back to her parents' home.

Xu Damao watched Lou Xiao'e's departing figure and muttered a curse under his breath.

"A hen that doesn't lay eggs—if it weren't for your family's wealth, I wouldn't bother with you!"

But the most important thing now is to clean the dirt off your body.

That annoying idiot Zhu, he'll get what's coming to him one day!

Xu Damao heated water at home to take a bath, and, gritting his teeth, washed his own clothes as well.

"Damn it, this dung beetle is disgusting. It's one thing to roll its own dung ball, but to roll it on me like that! Ugh! What bad luck!"

Xu Damao is a projectionist, so he has relatively more free time.

After washing the clothes, Xu Damao took out his bicycle and went for a stroll.

When the elementary school children were dismissed in the afternoon, Xu Damao rushed back.

But instead of going straight home, he ran to the alley and found a group of elementary school students playing.

Xu Damao had already planned it out; he intended to spend some pocket money to promote Sha Zhu in the alley.

So Xu Damao spent a few dollars to hire a few children to sing folk songs in the alley.

"Silly Zhu! Silly Zhu! Wearing open-crotch pants! Pretending to be stupid like a gluttonous widow! You're just a stupid pig!"

I must say, Xu Damao is indeed quite talented; these two lines of lyrics are catchy and rhyme perfectly!

Two days passed, and all the children in the alley learned the song.

Although the little boy was too young to understand, he vaguely knew that this was referring to his mother.

As a result, he had many arguments with the other children.

But the other side had a large number of people and was too strong for him to beat.

In the end, she could only hide at home after school and remain silent, which frightened Qin Huairu quite a bit.