Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard

"I'm here to discuss something with you. Isn't there a meeting in the whole compound later where everyone is supposed to donate money?"

I'll give you this five yuan first, and you can donate the money for me when I go on stage later.

Wouldn't that make you lose face? See how good I've been to you? You're not allowed to take any more money from me tonight.

Upon hearing Qin Huairu's words, Su Ting immediately turned around and extended his hand.

Qin Huairu felt a little stifled looking at Su Ting.

She watched him silently for a while, but eventually gave in; after all, his skin was incredibly thick.

Finally, she had no choice but to take out the five yuan she had just borrowed from Sha Zhu from her pocket and hand it to Su Ting.

At that moment, the sound of gongs echoed through the courtyard, signaling the imminent start of a general meeting for the entire college.

The two then got up, picked up their stools, and prepared to attend the conference.

Qin Huairu looked at the chair from Su Ting's house in her hand, her heart filled with envy.

The chair has cushions on both the seat and back, making it as comfortable as sitting on a sofa.

This guy really doesn't know how to manage money; he got eight hundred yuan from his mother-in-law and three uncles.

It was all squandered in just a few days.

If I had that money in my own hands, I definitely wouldn't be willing to spend it like that; at least I could eat two steamed buns every day.

Su Ting looked at Qin Huairu in front of him and couldn't help but find it amusing. What was she thinking?

Remember, money only truly belongs to you when it's in your own hands.

You think you can get all the benefits for free tonight? Dream on.

When I go on stage, I will donate three yuan, one yuan as a reward for my hard work that night, and one yuan as a fee for keeping the five yuan safe.

As the residents of the compound gradually gathered, the neighbors greeted Su Ting warmly upon seeing him.

They all already knew that Su Ting would be treating everyone to dinner tomorrow.

This scene touched the hearts of the three elderly men, who had never received such a warm welcome before.

There were quite a few people in the compound today; all the important figures were present, and even the deaf old lady was invited.

She greeted Su Ting with a smile, then sat down next to Sha Zhu.

Su Ting noticed an empty seat between Lou Xiao'e and Qin Huairu, so he quietly moved his stool between them.

And he sat down with a serious expression on his face.

Lou Xiao'e blushed slightly upon seeing Su Ting and lowered her head.

Xu Damao, however, acted as if nothing had happened, waving and greeting Su Ting with a big smile.

"Hey, little brother, it's been quite a while since we last saw each other, hasn't it?"

"Did you get promoted to deputy section chief? Don't you recognize your older brother anymore?"

"Oh dear, who is this again? I don't remember him at all!"

But I do vaguely remember this woman next to you; let me think...

As Su Ting spoke, he pretended to be deep in thought.

Hearing this, Lou Xiao'e felt a little embarrassed and annoyed, and glared at Su Ting.

Seeing Su Ting's smiling face, Xu Damao knew he was joking, so he also pointed at Su Ting with a sidelong glance and said with a grin.

"Think about it again, and see if you really remember me."

"Alright, alright, with your shoehorn-shaped face, you still have the nerve to let people take a good look at you?"

"Aren't you afraid people will lose their appetite just looking at you? Don't even think about trying to get close to me!"

Sha Zhu got angry as soon as he saw Xu Damao's appearance and immediately made sarcastic remarks.

"What are you saying! Don't you know what kind of person you are?"

All they do all day is roll dung balls, and they still have the nerve to jump around here!

Xu Damao was joking and teasing Su Ting when he was unexpectedly mocked by the simple-minded Sha Zhu, so he immediately retorted.

"You dung beetle, what right do you have to jump out and speak?"

Even if I'm not good enough, I won't waste my time like you, spending all my time chasing after dung balls!

"Haha!" The people in the courtyard couldn't help but laugh when they heard Xu Damao's words.

Upon hearing this, Sha Zhu realized that Xu Damao had hit a nerve, and he immediately lost control and exploded.

"You're asking for it! Today, Grandpa will break your legs so you'll know how many eyes the Horse King has!"

Having said that, he raised his fist and was about to pounce on Xu Damao.

Before Xu Damao could react, Sha Zhu kicked him to the ground.

At this moment, Su Ting was secretly delighted! His emotional value was soaring.

After Sha Zhu punched and kicked Xu Damao, he was finally stopped by Yi Zhonghai, since everyone still had a meeting to attend!

"You just wait, you idiot Zhu!"

Xu Damao was indignant, but he was no match for Sha Zhu, so he could only vent his anger by shouting something.

Seeing Xu Damao, who was standing next to Lou Xiao'e, covered in mud, Su Ting moved closer to the two of them and said.

"Brother Da Mao, if it were me, I definitely wouldn't be able to swallow this insult."

"Enduring it for a moment only makes you feel more frustrated; backing down only makes you feel like you're losing out!"

"Emotional value from Xu Damao +9"

"Emotional value from Xu Damao +9"

"Emotional value from Xu Damao +9"

"Idiot Zhu! I'll fight you to the death!"

Upon hearing Su Ting's words, Xu Damao was enraged and immediately charged at Sha Zhu again, intending to fight him to the death.

Seeing this, bystanders quickly stepped forward to mediate the fight.

Although Lou Xiao'e had recently quarreled with Xu Damao and was very dissatisfied with him, they were still husband and wife and still had some feelings for each other.

Seeing her husband about to be beaten again, she clenched her fists in anger and chased after Su Ting, giving him a good beating.

If it weren't for this guy stirring things up, Xu Damao would have given in long ago.

However, Lou Xiao'e's small fists felt soft and yielding when they landed on Su Ting, more like she was giving him a massage.

Su Ting was quite pleased with himself for being cheeky, while Xu Damao was pinned to the ground and given a good beating by Sha Zhu.

With the help of Su Ting and the three old men, they finally managed to escape in a sorry state.

Sigh, Brother Da Mao, you can rest in peace now! My emotions and my sister-in-law's situation won't allow me to stay still!

Su Ting felt no sympathy whatsoever for his sworn brother, Xu Damao.

Xu Damao is a despicable person, not worth associating with sincerely at all, a fact that Su Ting had long known.

When the storm first came, he didn't even spare his ex-wife Lou Xiao'e and her family; he betrayed them all.

Even if he was angered by Lou Xiao'e, his intention was clearly to ensure that Lou Xiao'e's entire family would not even have a place to be buried!

If Su Ting were to help Xu Damao get promoted and make a fortune someday, this guy would probably betray Su Ting without hesitation.

At this moment, Xu Damao was filled with resentment towards Su Ting, who hadn't even helped him teach Sha Zhu a lesson.

When he gets the chance in the future, he will definitely take care of Su Ting and Sha Zhu together.

Fortunately, Su Ting didn't notice Xu Damao's ulterior motives, otherwise he certainly wouldn't have stepped in to take sides.

When he went up to break up the fight, he was actually deliberately blocking Sha Zhu.

Otherwise, Xu Damao would probably be bullied even more badly.

After a period of noise, the college-wide meeting finally began.

The third uncle was the first to stand up and speak, "There are two things to discuss at today's meeting."

First up is Su Ting from our front yard. His house is all renovated, so he's planning to treat everyone to a meal.

"Come on, Su Ting, say a few words."

As Yan Bugui spoke, he invited Su Ting to come up on stage.

Seeing this, Su Ting could only get up and walk to the center to speak.

"Dear neighbors and fellow villagers, I think you all already know."

That's right, my house was recently renovated, which caused a lot of trouble for everyone.

Therefore, I specifically discussed it with the three gentlemen and decided to treat them to a good meal tomorrow at noon.

This is to express my apology for the inconvenience I have caused everyone during this period.

I also hope everyone can grace us with their presence; it would be a way to celebrate my official settlement in our courtyard house.

"Good! Good!"