Courtyard House: My Long and Hard Body Makes Me Play with All the Women in the Courtyard

When they arrived at the car, they played rock-paper-scissors to decide who would sit in the front passenger seat. Liu Mu won and happily jumped into the car.

Su Ting took out some bread, pastries, and a large jug of water from a wooden box under the back seat and placed them on the car seat.

I probably won't be able to get home until this afternoon, so I need to prepare lunch first; I can't let myself go hungry.

Liu Zhao got into the back seat in a sullen mood. Although she had some snacks and bread for company, she was still not very happy.

Guided by Liu Mu, who was also a part-time tour guide, the car headed towards the legendary Yushan Mountain.

However, on the way, Liu Mu always liked to stick his butt out on the side closest to Su Ting.

It would wriggle a few times every now and then, making Su Ting really want to slap it again.

When Liu Zhao saw his sister wiggling her bottom, he couldn't help but slap her hard.

This action enraged Liu Mu, who wanted to retaliate, but was blocked by the car seat and could not do so.

After that, every time Liu Mu moved his buttocks, Liu Zhao would slap him without hesitation.

This left Liu Mu with only one hand gripping the car window and the other hand covering her bottom.

Liu Mu thought to himself that he had only provoked Su Ting a little, and the rest was caused by the bumpy mountain road.

But her older sister seemed to be addicted to it, taking pictures whenever she had the chance, which made her very angry!

"Just you wait, I'll definitely get my revenge after I get off the bus!" Liu Mu thought angrily.

They set off around 7 a.m. and arrived at Yushan around 8:30 a.m.

The mountains here are magnificent, so there must be quite a few wild boars roaming around.

Su Ting and her two sisters naturally dared not venture deep into the mountains and forests. They simply caught some wild rabbits at the foot of the mountain, which was considered their mission accomplished.

There are no villages around this mountain, so it seems we can return home with a full load today.

As soon as they got out of the car, Liu Mu launched a sneak attack on Liu Zhao, her little hands constantly patting her sister's bottom.

Liu Zhao was attacked and immediately retaliated.

Liu Mu gradually discovered that the feeling of being slapped on the buttocks was indeed quite comfortable; no wonder his sister was addicted!

So for a long time afterward, the two sisters walked around with one hand covering their bottoms, which made Su Ting laugh.

This scene reminded him of the "Thousand Years of Death" game that everyone played during their school days.

Back then, I had to carefully cover my bottom every time I went up or down the stairs.

I'm afraid some classmate might suddenly jump out and give me a "thousand-year kill".

That feeling is something I never want to experience again.

Su Ting, holding a large net, led the two sisters around in a circle.

Finally, they found many holes next to a small mound, and the dry grass around them indicated that these holes were likely rabbit burrows.

Su Ting called to the two sisters, asking them to pick up some wet leaves or something.

He planned to leave two openings and then seal up the rest.

One of the holes was fitted with a net, while smoke was blown into the other.

Afterwards, he planned to take this opportunity to go to the mall to buy some medicine with a special scent.

This ensures that the rabbit will dart out of the hole and be caught.

Although theoretically, rabbits might escape even without medication due to the smoke, we're always worried about the possibility of something going wrong.

Su Ting led the two sisters around the small mound several times, carefully confirming that it was indeed a mound of earth and not a grave, before they were relieved.

We still live in an era where burial is the norm, and many people are buried at the foot of mountains or in fields.

Su Ting didn't want to be catching wild rabbits on a grave without knowing what was going on.

They blocked all the other entrances and placed a large net behind the mound of earth.

Then Su Ting walked to the cave entrance in front, lit a fire, and dripped in the medicine.

He then took off his clothes and fanned the air inside the cave. Thick smoke billowed into the cave with the wind, but there was no sound from inside.

What's going on? Could it be that there aren't any wild rabbits in the burrow at all?

A few minutes later, the two sisters suddenly screamed.

"Hey! He's out, bro, come quick."

Wow! There are so many!

Looks like they really caught them? Su Ting hurriedly ran towards them.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out that what they had caught wasn't a wild rabbit, but a hedgehog!

Su Ting was a little embarrassed; he really couldn't bring himself to eat the hedgehog.

At that moment, the two sisters were examining the hedgehogs.

There were five in total, one big and four small. They looked at the little hedgehogs and exclaimed "So cute!" from time to time.

Su Ting listlessly put his clothes back on, picked up the net, grabbed his two reluctant younger sisters, and headed towards the next mound of earth.

Having learned from their previous experience, the three of them were much more efficient this time.

About half an hour later, they managed to catch eight rabbits from the hole.

These rabbits all look to weigh about seven or eight pounds each.

It's unbelievable that in this era when people can't even get enough to eat, these rabbits are all growing up plump and fat.

The two sisters happily wove ropes out of grass and tied the rabbits up one by one.

They have very strong crafting skills and don't even have thoughts like "How can you eat such cute bunnies?"

Some people just want to eat a few more bites when they're eating rabbit.

Next, Su Ting and his two companions found another cave, but after searching for a long time, they didn't even see a single rabbit hair.

Feeling dejected, the three of them had no choice but to carry the rabbit back to the car.

He tossed the rabbit into the back of the carriage, then went to the stream to wash his hands before having lunch.

Liu Zhao, biting into his bread, asked, "Brother, why don't we roast a rabbit and eat it?"

Although your bread is delicious, I still want to try some rabbit meat.

Su Ting sniffed and replied after hearing Liu Zhao's words.

"The bunny is so cute, I can't bring myself to kill it. I'll leave this to Uncle Liu when we get home!"

"Oh—" Liu Zhao nodded, believing Su Ting's words.

Su Ting has never killed a rabbit before, so he shouldn't embarrass himself by doing this!

At this moment, Liu Mu suddenly interjected, "Brother! Don't you know how to kill a rabbit?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Zhao, who had previously been completely convinced, looked at Su Ting with a questioning gaze.

What's up with Liu Mu? How come she's even better at exposing others than I am?

"Why are you talking about reality? Just focus on eating your bread."

Look at the time! Let's eat and rest for a bit, then we'll catch a few more this afternoon.

"Roasting a rabbit would take so much time!"

"Oh, I get it!"

"Oh! So you don't know how, brother!"

…Su Ting patted Liu Mu's little head. How could this little girl be so clever at such a young age!

"Shut up and eat! You talk the most!"

"Hmph!" Liu Mu wrinkled her little nose at Su Ting after being slapped, indicating that she was not convinced!

Su Ting glanced at Liu Zhao, who was quietly eating bread to the side, and finally felt much better.

In the afternoon, the three of them successfully caught three more rabbit burrows. At four o'clock in the evening, the three of them took a total of 31 wild rabbits home.

What a fruitful day! Su Ting thought to himself, next time I might try to venture deeper into the mountains and see if I can encounter a wild boar.

A wild boar weighs at least several hundred kilograms! If you could hunt one, you could eat it for two months without anyone saying a word.

After all, he had drunk the gene serum and could even buy guns in the store.

Back then, buying a sniper rifle and firing a shot from a distance was both safe and worry-free.

Chapter Sixty-Two: Eat a Few More Bowls

On the way back, Liu Mu still sat in the passenger seat. Liu Zhao lost again, and lost badly.

He's now huddled dejectedly in the back seat, clearly questioning his own life.

Looking at the overjoyed Liu Mu, Su Ting wondered, "Does this little girl have some kind of innate good luck?"

Just as he was thinking this, a crashing sound suddenly rang out, followed by Liu Mu excitedly shouting that he had bumped into a chicken.

Su Ting stopped the car to check and, sure enough, saw a pheasant that had crashed into the front of the car and died. This left Su Ting speechless.