Douluo V: Taking advantage of Xiao Wu's naivety, I tricked her into becoming my wife.

Tang San finally remembered Yu Xiaogang!

"But the teacher was captured by Ye Hua, and his fate is unknown."

"But it doesn't matter. If he were still alive, he would definitely have been captured and taken to Heaven Dou City, which is Ye Hua's stronghold!"

"If you're willing to ask, you'll find it!"

Hope ignited in Tang San's eyes.

Don't worry, teacher, I will save you from the tiger's den!

This is the quality of me, Tang San—to repay kindness!

After weeks of arduous struggle in the mountains and forests, Tang San finally caught a glimpse of Heaven Dou City in the distance.

A long queue formed at the city gate, with merchants, farmers, and spirit masters all mixed together, noisily pushing and shoving their way forward.

Tang San lowered his straw hat, wrapped his mud-stained gray robe tighter, and mingled at the back of the group.

He subconsciously touched the hidden weapon pouch at his waist, and only felt slightly relieved after confirming that the contents were still there.

"Damn it, I finally made it."

The team moved forward slowly, and Tang San hunched his neck, trying to cover most of his face with his bamboo hat.

The city guards were just doing their job; they glanced at him, didn't question him further, and waved him past.

Tang San breathed a sigh of relief and quickly walked into the city gate, doing so just in case.

However, the moment he stepped into the city, he froze!

"Holy crap," Tang San exclaimed in disbelief, "I actually defended correctly?!"

On the notice board to the left of the city gate, there was a wanted poster that was half a person tall!

The ink marks were repeatedly traced, and the edges turned yellow and brittle, yet they remained firmly nailed to the wooden board!

Isn't that him?

Tang San's vision went black, and he took another half step forward, finally seeing that there were smaller characters on it.

"Tang San is a freak, defying imperial authority, colluding with evil spirit masters, and harming his fellow students!"

"Once the person is confirmed to be a transgender individual, their identity must be verified during the arrest!"

There are even more appalling descriptions that follow.

Tang San only scanned two lines before feeling his head explode.

"Verify my identity?!"

"Examine your grandma's legs!"

There were quite a few people in front of the notice wall. Two elderly women were carrying vegetable baskets, looking at the notices and shaking their heads.

"This transvestite has been wanted for two years, and they still haven't caught him?"

"I heard they ran to the Haotian Sect, but that sect is very protective of its own?"

"Tsk, isn't it said that the leader of the Long Night Alliance is his mortal enemy? Why doesn't he ask for it?"

"What do you know? What kind of status does the Night Alliance Leader have? He wouldn't stoop to getting his hands dirty!"

Tang San's temples throbbed, and his lips turned purple.

He didn't want to listen anymore, so he lowered his head, squeezed through the crowd, and turned into a narrow alley next to him.

"Two years..."

"This damn wanted poster has been up for two whole years!"

"In other words, they've been after me ever since the tournament ended!"

He clenched his fists, making a cracking sound.

"Emperor Xue Ye... Xue Qinghe..."

"And those guys from the Star Luo Empire!"

"To curry favor with Ye Hua, they actually joined forces to put me on the run for two years!"

"You just wait, I, Tang San, will personally twist your heads off sooner or later!"

Despite his cursing, Tang San still retained some rationality.

He knew that now was not the time to act impulsively.

The most urgent task is to find Yu Xiaogang.

Find out what's going on in that unknown area!

He calmed his breathing, raised his hand to rub his face, and adjusted his facial muscles.

A moment later, his face became slightly wider, his cheekbones higher, and his eyes slightly narrower.

While it wouldn't be a complete transformation, it's enough that someone unfamiliar with it wouldn't recognize it.

"Hmph, luckily my Tang Clan has a way to change faces for the sake of assassination!"

Tang San emerged from the alley and rejoined the crowd.

Tian Dou City is still the same Tian Dou City, with vendors hawking their wares in a lively atmosphere.

But Tang San had no interest in appreciating it at the moment.

Unfortunately, my stomach is acting up and is gurgling and refusing to cooperate.

Tang San sighed and had no choice but to look for a place to eat.

Just then, the aroma of oil wafted into his nostrils, making his mouth water!

"What?"

"It smells so good!"

He followed the scent and discovered it was a roadside stall, with hot oil bubbling and crackling.

The burly stall owner was busy at work, with several rows of freshly fried, golden-brown cakes laid out in front of him.

Gudong.

Tang San swallowed hard and took out the copper soul coin.

I can't resist, it smells so good!

How could there be such tempting fried food in the world!

Tang San's saliva was so thick it could be described as a waterfall cascading down three thousand feet!

I can't wait to eat it right now!

But then he noticed that the fried cake had a peculiar shape.

"How come it's in human form!" Tang San rubbed his eyes.

That's right, those long, thin dough figurines were deep-fried until golden and crispy.

Although the workmanship was simple, he felt that it looked somewhat familiar...

The next second, the stall owner started shouting.

"Come on! Freshly fried Tang San!"

"Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, so crumbly it'll break your teeth with one bite!"

"Eating fried Tang San makes me feel so good!"

"Drink this cake, and life will become more and more carefree!"

"They're blowing up Tang San!!!"

Tang San was dumbfounded.

Chapter 249 Selling Fried Tang San!

Tang San nearly fainted from anger!

He watched as men, women, and children flocked to the stall, vying to hand over their coins.

"Boss! Give me three skewers of fried Tang San!"

"I want two! To go!"

"Hey, look at this! It's drawn quite well, with shifty eyes and a sneaky look!"

"That's right! I heard that Tang San is exactly like that—a hypocrite, all talk and no action!"

An older woman took the fried cake, snapped it off, and bit off Tang San's head, her mouth glistening with oil.

"Pah! You wicked thing! You've ruined people!"

Tang San stood frozen at the back of the crowd, breathing rapidly.

He pinched his thigh desperately to keep from going berserk on the spot.

"I...I'm fucking fried cake?"