Douluo V: Taking advantage of Xiao Wu's naivety, I tricked her into becoming my wife.

"What?" Ye Hua asked with a half-smile. "Are you so happy to see me back that you can't even speak?"

Tang San's lips moved slightly, "Ye Hua... are you a human or a ghost?!"

“Of course I’m human,” Ye Hua shrugged, “but some people want me to become a ghost.”

Zhu Zhuqing stared blankly at the familiar figure, her eyes red-rimmed, and then she threw herself into Ye Hua's arms, tears streaming down her face.

"Okay, okay," Ye Hua hugged her to comfort her, "I'm back."

Dai Mubai's bouquet fell to the ground with a thud, and he stared at the scene, utterly lost in thought.

Ye Hua's eyes narrowed slightly. "What, are you disappointed?"

“I…” Dai Mubai’s heart nearly stopped beating.

But Tang San suddenly discovered a blind spot and grabbed Dai Mubai's wrist.

He recognized the girl behind Ye Hua; he'd met Xiao Wu before, and Meng Yiran, but the other beauties...

Tang San instantly switched to an indignant expression, pointing directly at Ye Hua's nose, "Ye Hua, you've gone too far!"

"Zhu Qing is thinking about you day and night, but you, even trapped in the Star Dou Great Forest, don't forget to hunt down beauties!"

"How could you do this to Zhu Qing?!"

"Zhu Qing, it seems you're not important to Ye Hua. You should stick with Boss Dai!"

Zhu Zhuqing gave a cold look and said, "Shut up."

Seeing that sowing discord was ineffective, Tang San wanted to intensify his attack, however—

boom!!!

A terrifying pressure descended from the sky!

Zi Ji is a ferocious beast that has existed for 290,000 years. Even when she transforms into human form, she still possesses a combat power of level 96.

If it transforms back into its dragon form, even a level 97 powerhouse wouldn't dare to provoke it easily.

thump!

Tang San slammed his knees heavily onto the ground, shattering the soil and embedding pebbles into his knees.

"what--!!!"

Tang San braced himself with his hands, but the pressure was so intense that his entire face was being pressed into the ground inch by inch!

“Rui… Lord Ye Hua,” Zi Ji’s long hair fluttered lightly, “this person is outspoken and has provoked me time and time again.”

"Should I cut out his tongue to teach him a lesson?"

Tang San's pupils trembled.

She's going to cut out my tongue!

I only said a couple of words.

Is it really necessary?!

Tang San's hair stood on end, and he struggled desperately.

"Forget it," Ye Hua waved his hand, "Even if you cut off your tongue, you can still write; even if you cut off your hand, you can still stare..."

"So, shall I gouge out his eyes for you too?" Murasaki asked eagerly.

Tang San was so frightened that he trembled all over.

Cutting out the tongue is one thing, but cutting off the hands and gouging out the eyes is another?

Ye Hua smiled and said, "That's not necessary."

Tang San breathed a sigh of relief.

"You should cut off his finger for me; he just pointed at me with his finger."

Tang San's eyes widened.

"Oh right, cut them one by one, it's no fun cutting them all at once!"

"Ye Hua," Tang San's eyes darted upwards, "we're all Shrek Academy students, isn't this a bit unnecessary?"

Ye Hua shook his head repeatedly, "No, no, no, it's very necessary to teach you to respect your teachers!"

Murasaki's eyes shone brightly. "Your Excellency is merciful."

"Don't worry, kid, my finger-cutting technique is top-notch!"

Before Tang San could continue speaking, his right little finger was severed by a hand chop.

"Aaaaaah!" Tang San suddenly burst into a pig-like wail.

“Then comes the ring finger.” Murasaki’s expression grew increasingly excited.

Click!

The ring finger rolled off.

Tang San's eyes almost popped out, and his mouth was wide open but he could only make a "whoosh" sound; he couldn't even let out a scream.

"Next up is the middle finger."

"And the index finger."

"Finally, the thumb."

Click, click, click!

Tang San's right hand is bald.

All that's left are bare palms.

"Oh dear, it seems like even having only the palm is useless?"

"My lord, why don't we cut off his hand too!"

Seeing that Tang San had fainted, Ye Hua immediately lost interest.

"Stop it. Wait until he offends me again before you cut him. It's no fun cutting him when he's unconscious."

Ye Hua waved his hand, and water elements condensed, splashing onto Tang San's face.

Tang San jumped up from the ground with a start.

Seeing Ye Hua's smile, I suddenly felt that he was more terrifying than a devil.

"Tang San, Ye Hua has been so magnanimous in forgiving you, why don't you apologize to him?"

Tang San glared angrily at Zi Ji as she raised her hand to strike again.

Should I apologize?

What the hell do I need to apologize for?!

You guys conspired to frame me!

But Zi Ji's purple dragon eyes were still staring coldly at him.

Tang San had no doubt that if he dared to utter even half a word of dissent, his tongue would be gone in the next second!

"I'm...I'm sorry."

"Speak louder," Zi Ji frowned.

"sorry!!!"

Tang San practically roared it out.

After saying this, he seemed to have used up all his strength and collapsed to the ground.

Why?

Why does this bastard always manage to escape danger?!

He brings back a new woman every time he goes out!

Now... now there are still powerful figures backing us up!

Xiao Wu was taken by him, Zhu Zhuqing was abducted by him, and now he has brought back two more!

I am a genius of the Tang Clan, possessing innate full soul power, and a successor of the Xuan Tian Treasure Record!

He should have been living a super-powerful life, leveling up rapidly and having beautiful women throwing themselves at him!

How come we're still inferior to the natives in every way!

Just as Tang San was cursing Ye in his heart, a voice even more greasy than Dai Mubai's came.

"Brother Dai! Third Brother!"

"Have you won over Zhu Zhuqing yet?"

Ma Hongjun rushed out from around the corner, shouting at the top of his lungs.

But the next moment, he froze, staring intently at Wang Qiu'er.

When will Shrek have a pure and lovely little sister who makes you want to pin her down and play with her fiercely?

Ma Hongjun's lust flared up instantly, and he almost drooled from the corner of his mouth.