Taoist Duan Tian breathed a sigh of relief, smiled and jumped into the room and squeezed into hongguoguo: "Hey! Anyway, I'm free. Why don't I show you a picture? "

Bai Qingxue and red Guoguo: "

Seeing that there was no sound coming out of the talker, ma er sneered. He was really tall enough. He screwed off the hanging monitoring head, threw it aside and said in a deep voice: "open the door."

"Yes!" With a grim smile, the two big men stood in front with an obviously heavy long mallet. This thing has a scientific name, called door smashing mallet. They held the end together, and then shouted together. The hammer hit the solid anti-theft door and made a loud bang!

The door lock was slightly deformed under the violent impact, but it was not knocked open. The two strong men shouted together, "come again!"

"Boom!"

Ma er stepped back slightly, squinted slightly, looked at the red pants dancing in the wind on the balcony on the second floor, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.

From today, the people of the Green Railway Association have been putting pressure all the way. The verbal intimidation just now, coupled with the rude way of opening the door, is to exert great psychological pressure on Bai Qingxue.

The beauty in the door must have been scared like chaff at this time. He thought that he could press the two weak beauties like lambs under him later. He suddenly felt so cool.

This feeling

It's so exciting.

Listening to the loud impact downstairs, the faces of red fruit and Bai Qingxue are getting whiter and whiter. Duan Tiandao is still talking about his philology carelessly: "look, your chest... Oh, your heaven is so full, you must have good luck, good fortune and at least live to 103..."

Red Guoguo smiled bitterly: "brother Tiandao. These are not important. In fact, I just want to see when I can meet my ideal husband. " She couldn't help sighing: "but I'm dying today. I can't wait."

"Who said that?" Duan Tiandao's face turned red and his neck became thick: "master Duan of our village, that's a divine divination. According to his method, it's not allowed! I said, "if you can live to 103, you will certainly live to 103!"

Red fruit: "

Bai Qingxue: "

The solid anti-theft door finally gave a painful hiss and loosened the last line of defense.

"Open!" The men who hit the door threw away the hammer, flew up and kicked the door open.

The people behind immediately rushed in with a grim smile.

The hall on the first floor was very dark. There was only a faint night light flickering. One person was about to turn on the light and was stopped by Ma Er: "isn't this very emotional? Search for me! "

After Ma Er gave this order, the seemingly careless men scattered clearly. Several people began to search each room on the first floor in several directions. Several people immediately climbed along the rotating stairs to the second floor.

Everyone strictly abides by the principle of rudeness. When opening the door, they can use their feet instead of their hands.

A big man came to the door of Duan Tiandao's house and kicked it with a "bang". The door creaked and was forced to open in the opposite direction.

At the same time, suddenly a dark thing fell from the top of the open door frame!

In fact, the black thing didn't fall too fast, but the change was so unexpected that the man who kicked the door immediately avoided it and was suddenly hit by the front door!

There was no dull hum or scream. The big man simply fell to the ground and was unconscious.

A big man behind him was immediately startled. He hurried back and took a step. When he looked closely, he found that what fell off the door frame was a big hammer for nailing nails!

Just look at the big man on the ground, his nose almost trapped in his cheeks and his red blood. Even if he can wake up, he will not be a psycho or a fool in the future.

More than that, all the men who touched the kitchen, bathroom and utility room in the dark lay down without saying a word. It seems that they are in very good condition. They can just get together some mahjong in the neurological hospital in the future.

"Brother Ma! Brother Ma! "

A few big men who survived the hammer hit their faces held their heads and began to slip back: "there is a hammer on the door frame!"

Standing in the hall with his hands on his back, Ma Er, who was pretending to be an addict, frowned. When he was about to speak, he heard a scream over his head, and then heard a series of sounds like a symphony.

However, several big men who were climbing to the second floor rolled the ground. The gourd rolled down the stairs desperately.

The first one was the most miserable. Before he got up, he was hit on the forehead by a knee rolling down from behind. With a dull hum, he went to the neurological hospital to set up a team.

"Fuck!" Ma er couldn't hold it anymore. He roared, "what the fuck's going on?"

"Stairs, there's fucking oil on the stairs!" The last man who fell down was the luckiest. There were several soft cushions under him. His face was a little swollen on the railing. He laboriously touched the soles of his shoes, put them in front of his nose and smelled them. He screamed in pain: "it's still golden dragon fish oil!"

They took a breath of air-conditioning together, looked at each other, and carefully squeezed into the center of the hall, lest they fall into the pit accidentally.

Ma er was still calm and waved his big hand: "little six, turn on the light!"

The big man called Xiao Liuzi wiped his sweat, carefully touched the light switch on the porch, carefully observed it for a long time, wrapped his fingers in his sleeves and pressed it.

Countless light bulbs on the top glowed together. The dazzling lights filled the whole hall, and everyone was relieved.

The second big hand waved again: "fire! Burn this for me! I don't believe I can't cure the little rabbit from the valley! "

His voice fell to the ground, just fell to the ground, and his mother's bad food again!

I heard a bang!

One of the dome lights suddenly exploded at this time!

It doesn't really matter to blow up a light bulb. What matters is that a lot of messy little things fly out of the blown up light bulb!

"Ah ah!" Countless screams came and went, and a large group of people touched their bloody head, arms and thighs: "yes, it's a fucking nail! Ah ah! Still rusty! "

Before the scream fell to the ground, "bang!" Another one!

Ma Er is worthy of ma er. His reaction is the fastest of all. When the first light bulb burst, he jumped behind the wide back sofa in the center of the hall like lightning!

No doubt, as long as you hide behind the sofa, no matter how many nails, you can't Bang him!

He turned around and came to the back of the sofa. His pace was fast and light. He was definitely a standard trainer.

Unfortunately, no matter how light his pace is, he can't change his weight. His weight is enough to step on a board.

It's a wooden floor, long.

A modified seesaw like wooden floor.

Ma er suddenly felt that his feet sank and suddenly fell down. At the moment when he subconsciously raised his head, the other end of the wooden floor suddenly stood up!

It's just that there's nothing wrong with a board. The problem is that there's a big nail about seven inches long on the erected board!

Obviously, the length of this board has been carefully calculated to estimate the height of the person stepping on the board. According to the height of ordinary people, this nail should be driven in between the eyes.

Fortunately, it was ma er who stepped on it. Ma er was much taller than ordinary people, so the nail didn't go into his forehead, but into his chest!

Ma er was stunned and looked at the rusty nail without his chest. He was silly for half a minute: "ah!"

When he fell to the ground with a scream, the board was restored immediately. Only the ferocious blood on the big iron nail was telling a story that I put your eyes in.

His luck is good, but not everyone is so lucky.

The big men running around the house driven by the exploding iron nail bulb are subconsciously looking for a dead corner to avoid, but there is no suspense. There is such a board and such a nail on each dead corner, and some have more than one. Even if they are lucky to block this one on their forehead, they will still be nailed in flesh and blood on their legs.

When the last light bulb blew up and there was only a weak long-term light, the hall was finally quiet.

The whole first floor could no longer hear a roar full of anger, but only weak and painful cries.

Ma er's injury is not too serious, but he really doesn't dare to stand up or move his position at will, for fear that his ass will be inserted accidentally. He tightly covered his bleeding chest, and a horse's face had become a donkey's face.

This NIMA is so insidious! How mean!

What kind of son of a bitch can make so many tricks to pit his dead father!

"I'll kill you!" Ma er murmured, then shook his head and roared angrily: "no! Duan Tiandao! When I catch you! I'll cut off every finger of you! I want to... "

His angry voice suddenly stopped like a chick pinched by his neck!

Because he suddenly saw a pair of feet.

A pair of bare feet pulling slippers appeared in front of his head at some time.

Soon, a very ordinary face squatted down and looked at Ma Er lying on the ground sincerely: "don't stop, then say, what else do you want to do?"

Ma er's eyes are almost protruding!

At this moment, he suddenly felt what was called 'the enemy was particularly jealous when he met'!

He didn't even hesitate. A carp stood up and jumped from the ground.

"When!"

The horse two suddenly felt that UFO was in the air and lay down again, and then struggled for a long time to see clearly. When he was overhead, he did not know when he was crossing a big black shovel with big black mud on his spade. What did he do?

Duan Tien quickly took the shovel back, and his face apologized: "hey? You are also very strange. Why do you have to hit your head against the shovel?

Ma Er: "

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