Genius Little Poison Concubine

"Sister in law, drink tea." Murong was like holding a teacup with both hands. His weak body was slightly short, gentle and clever like a little sister.

"Dudu, Dudu, Dudu..."

The rapid warning sound of the detoxification system has been ringing for a long time. It's almost blowing Han Yunxi's head off. The tea is poisonous.

Han Yunxi started the scanning system, scanned his eyes, and soon determined that the lowest level poison, laxative, was put in the tea.

What a Murong, like a delicate flower, turned out to be a white lotus!

At this time, let her drink laxative. When she goes to the palace to say hello, won't she look for the toilet in public and lose face at home?

What a big gift to meet. Good. The doctor will give you a bigger gift.

When the tea arrived, Han Yunxi quickly reached out to pick it up. He drank it in a big way and was about to put the tea cup back. Unexpectedly, a accidentally slipped his hand and fell to the ground and broke it.

"What's going on?" Imperial concubine Yi shouted that the cup broke when serving tea, which was very unlucky.

Murong hurriedly comforted, "mother imperial concubine, it's all right. Broken peace, broken peace! "

Then he squatted down to pick it up. Han Yunxi squatted down and robbed her, "I'll come and I'll come. Don't hurt yourself."

After saying that, the fragments in his hand cut Murong like a trace.

"Oh, it's bleeding! It's all my fault! " Han Yunxi was shocked and hurriedly pulled up Murong's fingers, which he didn't dislike at all.

Han Yunxi robbed all the good plays. Murong Wanru was unwilling and hurriedly struggled to open it. "A small injury doesn't matter. Don't do this, sister-in-law. I can't afford it."

"Why is it a small thing? Somebody, call the doctor to have a look. What if there is a scar? "

Imperial concubine Yi was unhappy. She pulled Murong to the master's seat and looked at her wound with a distressed look on her face. "You have said many times. It's OK to let servants do this. What to rob? It's hurt."

Han Yunxi thinks that Murong is like Princess Heyi. She is like a mother and daughter. She always feels that there is still some divine similarity between their eyebrows, but she doesn't feel much relieved. After all, people get along with each other for a long time.

Imperial concubine Yi didn't care to blame Han Yunxi. Murong just said, "mother imperial concubine, I don't blame my sister-in-law. I was careless."

In this way, Han Yunxi twitched at the corners of his mouth. Where is this white lotus? It's a poisonous lotus.

Murong's words reminded imperial concubine Yi. She looked angrily, "I'm careless. I don't have any cultivation at all. I'll punish you..."

Who knows, before the latter words were said, he heard a sound, "boom..."

What's that noise? Everyone was confused, and then came a series of sounds like setting off firecrackers, "boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom..."

What a loud fart!

And... Very smelly?

"Ah..." Princess Yi jumped up screaming, covered her nose and left far away, disgusted on her face, "you fart! It stinks! It stinks! Get out! "

Now, all the people in the room looked at Murong, and Murong's face suddenly turned red, just like a monkey's ass. After farting, she realized that subconsciously she tried hard to clamp her ass, but no matter how hard she tried, it didn't help,

"Mother imperial concubine, I......"

I don't know how to explain it. My ass was completely out of my control. It was crackling again, and the fragrance of flowers around me was covered up.

Imperial concubine Yi, who was obsessed with cleanliness, couldn't stand it. She was about to vomit. She jumped her feet and shouted, "come on, take her out and don't steal my house!"

"Ah..."

Murong was like a short scream, and there was another loud sound under him. Oh, my God! How did this happen? Her legs were clamped and she wanted to cry without tears. She didn't even dare to say anything.

Seeing the disdainful eyes of the people, she was so embarrassed that she wanted to find a seam to drill in. I'm dead, especially in front of the king of Qin. How can I see people in the future! What's the matter with her?

Two maidservants were about to pull people, but at this time, suddenly, "bang", shit collapsed!

Immediately, it crackled and spilled thousands of miles, wetting his pants.

"Ah... Ah... Ah!" Princess Yi couldn't stand it at all. She screamed and ran for her life.

There was a stench in the room. Princess Yi ran away. Of course, everyone ran with her. Murong was like crying while continuing to pull in the room.

Why is that? It's dead! How will she see people in the future?

Who will tell her what's going on? She gave Han Yunxi medicine, and it's not a laxative that works immediately.

Sitting in a pool of excrement and urine, Murong is neither up nor down. I don't know what to do. Who will save her!

Han Yunxi came out after long feiye. He couldn't help laughing. Inadvertently, he turned around and found that long feiye was staring at her.

Cough

Astringent smile, she covered her nose, "Your Highness, it stinks. Let's hurry into the palace."

"You drugged her wound, so so so fast?" Dragon feiye whispered.

"How is that possible? Your highness, don't wrong me. " Han Yunxi's eyes are crooked and he smiles very well.