Genshin Impact 2: Wan Ye blocks Wu Xiang's sword at the beginning

Tian Tiezui——

"Last time, I said that Lord Yan was walking alone in the mountains, and in a crack in the ground, he heard an unheard distant sound..."

At this point, the screen turns.

Travel back thousands of years to the time of the Daedric Wars.

The voice of the Rock King Emperor also sounded in the video.

Emperor of the Rock King –

"Most of the ancient rock elemental creatures that live beneath Liyue can't see the light of day for thousands of years."

Tian Tiezui——

"That voice, sometimes poignant as a song, ~ sometimes terrifying as thunder!"

"Lord Rock went around and around, and finally, he found a strange stone in the rock formation."

Emperor of the Rock King –

"This is the case with the Dragon King of Rata, and I will bring him to the ground at his will."

Tian Tiezui——

"Lord Yan took pity on the spirituality of this stone, so he personally carved him into a ingenious and lifelike dragon!"

Emperor of the Rock King –

"I have given him eyes to see things clearly, and I have made three chapters with him."

Tian Tiezui——

"Then use your fingers as a pen and put the dragon's eyes on the spot."

"It's too late, it's too fast, a real dragon is born!"

Emperor of the Rock King –

Tian Tiezui——

"Since then, the dragon has often accompanied the Lord of the Rock, accompanying him to conquer the north and south."

"There is a word for this matter, which is true: the gold and stone are shattered and the dust is broken, and the mountains and rivers are all open. Chuanglong's eyes have to be helped, and Panhuan will lead the rain and dew! "

With Tian Tiezui's last sentence of poetry, the video of the first encounter between the Dragon King and the Emperor came to an end.

[Traveler]: "Good! That's great! Pap Pa (Applause)"

Paimon: "Uh... Traveler, do you understand? Why do I feel a little confused, why is the story Tian Tiezui told a little different from the story told by the emperor? "

Ganyu: "That's because what Tian Tiezui is talking about is Liyue's wild history book "Liyue's New Tales of the Present World", which has been passed down by word of mouth since ancient times, and there are many exaggerated and apocryphal elements in it, but it also makes the story more exciting. "

[Ningguang]: "As the Emperor himself says in the video, it should be the original appearance of the story, the Ruotuo Dragon King was originally a crystal creation of the underground elements of Liyue, and the Emperor brought it to the earth and gave him eyes, so the Ruotuo Dragon King has followed the Emperor to conquer the north and the south. "

Paimon: "Wow! "

[Hu Tao]: "When I was a child, I often heard Tian Tiezui tell this story, but I didn't expect to know today that the original story turned out to be like this..."

[Xiangling]: "Me too... I didn't expect that there was such a relationship between the emperor and the Ruotuo Dragon King.,If it weren't for the video PV played in this live broadcast room.,I'm afraid I wouldn't know that there is such a story hidden in it.。 "

[Ruotuo Dragon King]: "Oh (~O~)... I slept before, I just woke up, did something just happen? "

[Zhongli]: "Just now there were two video PVs about you in the live broadcast room, and now everyone knows your previous story." "

[Ruota Dragon King]: "Huh? (?д?ノ)ノ really fake? Could it be that I used to be beaten by the emperor because I often ate secretly, I was too fat to enter the house, and I peeked at the little female dragon taking a bath... You all know? (； )"

Zhongli: "... ()......"

[Paimon]: "No... It's not what you said! (△； )"

[Traveler]: "How do you feel that this Ruoda Dragon King has a special feeling of disdain?" (； д)"

......

At this time, when the two PV videos about the Dragon King of Ruota have all been played.

Immediately afterwards, the live broadcast room of Genshin Impact Second Creation released a related derivative second creation video.

"The second creation video will be broadcast soon - "Morax... Please, keep a good look at me! 》"

Paimon: "Wait, seeing this title, why did I suddenly have a bad premonition (;) )"

[Traveler]: "I, so am I... And how does this title sound inexplicably familiar? (； )"

[Kamisato Ayato]: "Ahem... Sister, I think you said that to the traveler, right? "

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "What? Only, there is no ... Brother, don't talk nonsense! (??)"

[Thoma]: "But if it's what Miss said to the traveler... Why does it appear in the second creation video of Ruotuo Dragon King? "

[Paimon]: "And the title is Morax, please take a good look at me... When I think of the scene where the Dragon King of Ruotuo said these words to Zhongli, I feel a little... Feel nauseated. "

[Zhongli]: "... ()......"

[Ruotuo Dragon King]: "Huh? It's actually my second creation video? I'd like to see what these two videos will do. "

[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun]: "Ruotuo, you are too naïve, you didn't come to see the second creation before, I don't know, half of these second creation videos are fairy fights, half of them are grass gods fighting for hegemony, there is no most creation, only more creation, there is always one that can kill you." "

[Rata Dragon King]: "Σ(?д?111)??? "

[Stormterror Dvalin]: "When I watched Barbatos's second creation before, I almost didn't kill me, so you better take it easy..."

[Wendy]: "Hey? (｀??)"

[North Wind Wolf King Andreus]: "Hmph, anyway, everyone is a demon god, presumably even if it is a second creation, it won't be much work, so let's rest assured." "

[Rata Dragon King]: "Then, that's good... By the way, did Morax have any second creations before? Is it the kind of fairy fight like me? "

[Zhongli]: "Ahem... Well..."

Paimon: "Morax? His two creators are more than one creator, and they almost didn't kill me, especially his three gods can't make up a Mora, and I still can't forget the saying that Morax would have no Mora..."

[Traveler]: "Uh-huh, that's right! (^?)"

[Ruota Dragon King]: "... ()......"

[Zhongli]: "... ()......"

[Rhodra Dragon King]: "Morax... Are even you worn? "

At this time, I saw that the second creation video of Ruotuo Dragon King had begun to play.

In the picture, I saw Ruotuo Dragon King standing in front of the camera, staring at the camera in front of him with an "affectionate" gaze.

Immediately afterwards, everyone heard Brother Tuozi say softly in front of the camera:

"Morax, please!"

The next moment, I saw Brother Tuozi in the picture humming a song while raising the fan that did not exist in his hand, and danced the fan dance that originally belonged to Ayahua.

"Hum hum hum hum ~ hum ~ hum ~ "

"Hum hum hum ~ hum hum ~ hum hum ~ "

"Hum hum hum ~ hum hum ~ hum ~~"

In the shot, I saw Fei Tuo, whose body was fatter than a mountain, dancing in the moonlight, elegantly dancing with two front hooves that could not be called hands.

When I saw this scene.

Everyone in the live broadcast room, including Zhongli, invariably covered the eyes of Brother Tuozi who was blinded by Brother Tuozi in the picture.

[Paimon]: "Ahhhh My eyes!!! (Д)y

[Traveler]: "What is this! Ruotuo Dragon King is actually dancing Ayaka's dance? I'm numb!! (????)"

[Kaiya]: "Good fellow, this dance of the Dragon King of Ruotuo has directly blinded my eyes!! (If you read violent novels, you can go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

[Ningguang]: "I didn't expect to be able to see the Dragon King of Ruotuo dancing one day... But this is too spicy! "

[Arataki Itto]: "Hey, what the hell is this jumping?" I don't feel as good as I danced! "

[Kamisato Ayato]: "After watching the Dragon King of Ruota dance... I feel like I'll never be able to look directly at my sister's dance again..."

[Kamisato Ayaka]: "Woo woo woo _ don't say it, my face is all lost_"

[Ruotuo Dragon King]: "What the hell is this! When did I ever dance this dance? 012303214 Lu 112002400

[Stormdemon Dvalin]: "Ah, at least in the eyes of us demon gods, you dance quite well..."

[Ruotuo Dragon King]: "I'm your sister (dish)!" What kind of dance am I dancing? No, I haven't danced at all! Where the hell did this video come from? "

[Liuyun Borrowing Wind Zhenjun]: "I didn't expect Ruotuo to have this habit, he must have practiced for a long time in private, right?" "

[Ruotuo Dragon King]: "Practice a fart, practice!" I'm a demon god, is it necessary for me to practice this dance? Yes? (Dish)"

[Andreus, the wolf king of the north wind]: "Why do I often have tears in my eyes? Because I just watched Brother Tuozi's dance performance..."

[Ruotuo Dragon King]: "Including your sister! What's the matter with you!? Depend on! (▼Dish▼)"

At this time, when I saw the spicy picture of Brother Tuozi dancing under the moon.

Zhongli, who was originally drinking tea in the teahouse, squirted out a mouthful of tea directly.

This is the most ruthless he has been created since the start of the live broadcast room of Genshin Impact II.

His former friend, the Dragon King of Ruotuo, who once fought side by side in the Demon God War... Dancing such a soft dance?

The fat body of the Dragon King of Ruota formed a great contrast with his graceful movements, which stimulated Zhongli's senses and nerves all the time.

I thought I had lived for thousands of years, but I hadn't seen anything outrageous?

Even the three gods couldn't make up a famous scene before, and they all collapsed in front of Taishan and did not change.

But when he saw the dance of the Dragon King, he couldn't hold it back in the end.

But this can't be blamed on Zhongli, if the Dragon King dances the fan dance, who can hold it?

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At this moment, the Ruotuo Dragon King, who was sealed at the bottom of the Fulong Tree, was so angry that he almost broke the seal and killed Liyue.

This Nima, which deflated calf made this second creation video?

He is a dignified dragon king, an elemental crystallization creation, and he has actually become the material in the second creation video of raw grass?

Even when he was dragged from the Chasm by Morax to the bottom of the Voron Tree and sealed, he was never so angry.

This damn second creation video is too grassy! (艹)

At this time.

Just after everyone in the live broadcast room was spicy by Brother Tuozi's dance just now.

Immediately after that, the second second creation video also came as scheduled.

"The second creation video will be broadcast soon - "Kill Him!" Brother Tuozi!! 》"

At this moment, after experiencing the experience of being given a spicy eye by the previous grass second creation video, everyone in the live broadcast room did not dare to easily click on this new second creation video.

[Traveler]: "No, the second creation video just now is enough grass, and now there is another one?" This is the rhythm that kills people! "

[Paimon]: "On the bright side, maybe this time's second creation video is not as creative as the previous one?" "

[Kaeya]: "I think with the urine sex in the live broadcast room... Maybe one is more than the same as a creator. "

[Qin]: "I thought I was used to the grass level of these second creation videos, who would have thought... I'm still naïve! "

[Ganyu]: "Even though I know it's rude to do this, I can't help it... Poof, hahahaha..."

[Keqing]: "I didn't even hold back the rain... How big is the degree of grass growth of these two creations! "

[Ningguang]: "Actually, I really want to know what kind of mood the emperor is in now..."

[Zhongli]: "... ()......"

[Xiangling]: "Just now, the emperor drank tea in our Wanmin Hall, but after watching Erchuang, he directly squirted out the tea..."

[Hu Tao]: "Oh yo yo? I didn't expect even Zhongli to have a time when he couldn't hold back? "

Paimon: "Uh... I feel that no matter who sees the second creation of the Dragon King of Ruotuo... It's hard to collapse, right? "

[Zhongli]: "Well, it's okay, just if it's also part of the wear..."

When everyone was still discussing whether the second creation video this time would be as creative as the previous one, pictures had already begun to appear in the video.

I saw that at the beginning of the video, BGM - "Little Deer Crash" sounded.

At this time, as soon as I heard this BGM, a bad premonition began to float in everyone's hearts.

As the music of BGM sounded, I saw the camera come to the front of the Dragon King again.

This time, however, the Dragon King arrived at the Wangshu Inn outside of Liyue Harbor.

I saw that the BGM in the video sounded, and the Ruotuo Dragon King in the picture shook his body again with the music.

Bump ~ Deer ram ~

Bump bump bump ~ fawn ram ~

Bump ~ Deer ram ~

Bump bump bump ~ fawn ram ~

I saw that in the picture, this time Brother Tuozi's dance was even more charming than the previous fan dance.

In the video, Brother Tuozi danced vigorously to the rhythm of the music, moving his fat body.

From time to time, his hands swiped over his body, and it is conceivable that if the guy who danced this dance was not Brother Tuozi but a beautiful woman, it would be a lore.

But the problem is... Brother Tuozi, he's not a beauty!

As a result, this dance is even more spicy than the last dance in the eyes of everyone in the live broadcast room.

[Paimon]: "Why don't you kill me~_"

[Traveler]: "Ask for a pair of eyes that haven't seen these two second creation videos at a high price!" I'll never be able to look directly at Ayaka's fan dance again! "

[Zhongli]: "Ruotuo, you really want to kill me in the rhythm of this!" "

[Ruota Dragon King]: "You think I want to! I can't wait to break out of the seal immediately and break the body of the person who did the second creation into pieces! "

[Liuyun Borrowing Wind True Monarch]: "Ah! The eyes of the immortals!! Ruotuo, how did you do it to dance so charmingly and spicy!? "

[Ruota Dragon King]: "You guys are enough!! Besides, I'm so angry! "

[Ganyu]: "Help! The contrast between these two second creations and the previous PV is too great! The emperor would actually be a comrade-in-arms with such a guy... How will I face the emperor in the future! "

[Ningguang]: "I can finally understand now why the emperor did not hesitate to seal the Ruotuo Dragon King in the first place... If I watched these two dances, I would love to blow him up directly with the Jade Pavilion! "

[Ruoda Dragon King]: "Hey! What's the matter with me!? It's not like I'm going to jump!! (▼Dish▼)"

... Towel....