Gensokyo, I am a slime, everyone loves me

“I want five of those, the kind where you must obey everything I say.”

“Okay.”

Kazami Yuuka agreed without hesitation.

Seeing this, Bai Luo smiled again.

He used the Predator to simply devour the pillow, sheets, and quilt, replaced them with new ones, and opened the computer again.

“Don't just stand there, hurry up and get online to play games.”

“Okay.”

Although Kazami Yuuka didn't understand what was fun about this game.

In her opinion, it was just controlling ordinary people to fight each other with weapons called 'guns.' Even the missiles in the game were far less powerful than one of her Magic Cannons.

But it didn't matter.

As long as she could stay by Bai Luo's side, see the Little One smiling, and feel his happiness, that was enough.

First, a shooting game——

Just as Jian Zi finished school.

So everyone started a five-player squad for Metro Royale.

Because one team was non-human, they completely crushed their opponents along the way. Wherever they went, not a blade of grass grew, and their opponents had no power to fight back.

In the end, they even blocked the opponents' home base directly. As soon as an enemy appeared, they were immediately eliminated and couldn't collect supplies at all.

Many of the enemy teams reported this team named [Fantasy Land], but the reports ultimately fell on deaf ears.

It's worth mentioning that during this time, one team encountered Bai Luo's group of five three times in a row. In the last match, one person on the opposing team secretly turned in supplies at the last moment and won the final victory.

Bai Luo and the others didn't care about winning or losing, at most they just grumbled a few words to themselves. However, the other party was aggressive and started shouting before the game was even over.

“Idiot, so what if your aim is good? You still lost because you're brain**... Go f*** yourself***”

“……”

Kaguya, as a top online troll, immediately cursed back. A Qiu also didn't show any weakness and retorted on the spot.

At first, Kazami Yuuka just frowned to show her displeasure, but when she heard the other party cursing Bai Luo as well, her killing intent immediately surged.

If it weren't for Bai Luo stopping her, Kazami Yuuka would probably have run to Youkai Mountain, randomly grabbed a Kappa, then gone to the outside world, followed the internet cable, and given the other party a few Magic Cannons.

The other party continued to curse. At first, when they heard Kaguya and A Qiu's voices, their attitude softened a bit, but after Kaguya's series of 'quality' combos, they were instantly enraged.

Not only did they spew vulgarities, but they also threatened to 'open accounts' for the four of them.

At this moment, in the group chat——

Kaguya: “Damn it, Kaguya can't stand it anymore. 'Open an account' for Kaguya? What can he open? Cursing us is one thing, but he even cursed Kaguya's Bai Luo.”

Kaguya: “@everyone, should we go and 'real-life' them?”

A Qiu: “We must make it 'real,' otherwise we can't vent our hatred. Aren't the Kappas on Youkai Mountain skilled in technology? Let the Kappas help us follow the internet cable and kill them.”

Jian Zi: “Although I don't think it's good to 'real-life' others, they were indeed too much. I support everyone.”

Kaguya: “Okay, let's go now!”

Bai Luo watched the endless吵闹 in the group chat, where they had even started discussing how to 'kill' their way over. His eyelids twitched involuntarily, and he quickly stepped forward to stop them.

Slime King: “There's no need. Fighting and killing isn't good. The world is so big, and there are so many people. It's normal to encounter a few scumbags.”

Kaguya: “...But...”

Slime King: “No buts.”

Kaguya: “Okay...”

Jian Zi: “I'll listen to Bai Luo.”

Kazami Yuuka: “'Real-life' them +1”

Slime King: “@Kazami Yuuka???”

Bai Luo looked up at Kazami Yuuka, whose expression was calm, seemingly not hiding her thoughts.

“If they dare to provoke you, they must pay the price.”

“Do you think I'm someone who would swallow down grievances and keep them inside?”

Bai Luo glanced at her faintly.

“They have already received the lesson they deserve.”

Hearing this, Kazami Yuuka raised an eyebrow. Although she didn't know when Bai Luo had taught the other party a lesson, since Bai Luo said he had, she didn't ask further.

Kaguya: “Speaking of which, ever since we started chatting in the group, why are those idiots not saying anything? There's been no movement at all.”

A Qiu: “I'm not sure, but the game isn't completely over yet, they should be able to use their mics.”

Jian Zi: “...When the sound finally rang out, I think I heard the sound of a heavy object smashing a keyboard.”

The sound of smashing a keyboard?

Kaguya had indeed heard a very loud keyboard sound just now, and it felt familiar.

Suddenly, her expression changed unpredictably, and a familiar scene flashed through her mind——

“Yagokoro Eirin confiscated Kaguya's computer again, she's almost more rigid than that Purple Old Woman.”

“Who is the Purple Old Woman you're talking about?”

“Of course it's Yakumo Yukari, that Purple Old Woman氵Gldfuhlcxkchhkx...”

Her memory stopped abruptly here. Kaguya only remembered that when she woke up, she had a large bump on her forehead, and the battle-damaged keyboard, including the desk, was covered in blood. Clearly, she had died once.

Exactly the same.

She knew then when her Bai Luo had become so kind.

The sound she had just heard was exactly the same as the sound when Yakumo Yukari had pressed her onto the keyboard back then.

Kaguya: “@Slime King, you used a gap to make them 'eat' their keyboards?”

A Qiu: “'Eat' keyboards? We've already gotten revenge? That fast?”

Hieda no Akyuu sat at the computer, her eyes widening. She had just called the Kappas, and the great revenge had already been exacted here?

A Qiu: “Did they go to see Four Seasons Adult? I've already gotten information on those guys from the Kappas and can set out anytime!”

Bai Luo: “No, but there's no need. While making them 'eat' their keyboards, I also drained their recent luck. Even if they wake up, they'll probably be in a very miserable state.”

Kaguya: “Awesome!”

A Qiu: “Awesome +1”

Jian Zi: “Awesome +2”

Si Gu Jian Zi looked at the messages in the group chat, first echoed a sentence, and then silently mourned for the group of guys who had sought their own deaths for two seconds.

Who else could they have provoked but a group of powerful non-human species, and they even provoked the one among the non-human species who is the most untouchable.

78

Chapter 78: A Date with Zi Ma.

The second day of the second lunar month.

Winter was nearing its end.

The number of snowfalls gradually decreased. The weather hadn't warmed up yet, but it was no longer as bitterly cold as in January.

Using these five one-day command scrolls, Bai Luo successfully had Kazami Yuuka play with him for five days and five nights.

Most boys' dreams are simple.

Cooking together with someone they like, playing games together, and childishly fooling around together.

Bai Luo was also like this.

For him, waking up naturally every day, then playing games with A-San and everyone else, and occasionally visiting others.

This was already the best life.

At this moment, Bai Luo sat by the window, his hands clasped flat, his head gently resting on them, quietly admiring the scenery outside the window.

Suddenly, a gust of cold wind swept past, fiercely hitting the clouds, and snowflakes drifted down one after another.

The snow fell heavier and heavier. Soon, the courtyard was draped in a layer of pure white silver.

Should I go find A-San?

Whenever it snowed, Bai Luo always wanted to find Kazami Yuuka. He strained his head to look towards the Sunflower Field, where the original gold had been covered by a layer of snow-white.

Never mind.

A-San had only just gone back in the morning. Bai Luo lazily stretched, stood up, went into the kitchen to make a few servings of fried tofu, and then cut open a gap leading to the Yakumo Residence.

Yakumo Ran was still sitting at the bluestone table in the center of the courtyard, feigning sleep. Since the great barrier was repaired, her work had become exceptionally easy, and the amount of time she spent sleeping here had increased significantly.

“Ran, stop sleeping.”

Bai Luo came to her side and called out. Half a day passed, but there was still no movement.

Bai Luo's brow furrowed slightly, and he called out two more times.

This time, not only did Yakumo Ran not wake up, but her fox ears also drooped down like earplugs, blocking out the sounds from outside.

Seeing this, Bai Luo couldn't bear to wake her up again, so he took out a box of fried tofu, carefully picked up a piece, and brought it to her lips.

Yakumo Ran's nostrils twitched slightly, then she opened her mouth and bit off the fried tofu.

Bai Luo continued to feed her.

One piece, two pieces, three pieces...

As a bowl of fried tofu went down, Yakumo Ran licked her lips contentedly.

Before Bai Luo could take out the next bowl of fried tofu, Yakumo Ran groggily opened her eyes.

“Young Master Bai?”

“Ran, are you free this afternoon? Do you want to go to the outside world and have some fun with me?”

“This afternoon?”

Yakumo Ran sat up straight, shook her fox ears twice, and shook off the snow on them.

“This afternoon is exactly the maintenance time for the great barrier...”

She hesitated for a moment and decided to postpone checking the great barrier until tomorrow.

“Then next time. This time, I'll go with Zi Ma.”

“Okay...”

Hearing this, Yakumo Ran not only felt regret but also a strange sense of guilt welled up in her heart.

“Zi Daren is still at Hakugyokurou right now, but looking at the time, she should be coming back soon.”

“Then I'll wait for her here for a bit.”

Bai Luo sat down next to her, leaned in, and reached out to brush off the lingering snow on top of her head.

“Young Master Bai, Ran just had a dream.”

“What dream?”

“Ran dreamed that you were feeding Ran fried tofu.”

It was the first time Yakumo Ran had such a realistic dream, it felt just like the real thing.

“Pfft~ Hahaha!”

Bai Luo couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Yakumo Ran looked confused, not understanding what was so funny.

“Is, is there a possibility that this wasn't just a dream?”

“Not just a dream?”