Gensokyo, I am a slime, everyone loves me

Referring to meeting in reality, she would definitely beat him up and make him kneel and call her Princess.

And now?

She's completely shameless, even changing her address to 'darling'.

This is probably just a pure online keyboard warrior!

"Kaguya calls this being able to bend and stretch, a manifestation of wisdom!"

When saying this, Kaguya's tone was mixed with three parts smugness and seven parts pride.

Seeing her Princess's current state, the usually calm and composed Yagokoro Eirin's eyelids couldn't help but twitch a few times.

She secretly made up her mind to confiscate all those manga and games tonight and guide the Princess back to the right path.

At this moment, Fujiwara no Mokou also reacted, veins bulging on her forehead, and decisively unleashed a phoenix fire.

The pure white flames burned the space, smashing towards Kaguya Houraisan.

But the latter raised her hand, and the surrounding time instantly became extremely slow, and the pure white flames also extinguished in an instant.

She said with a half-smile, "Dead fire chicken, why are you anxious? Could it be that you've fallen for Kaguya's Bai Luo?"

Saying that, Kaguya rested her cheek on her hand, posing in thought: "Kaguya thought you liked your Keine and weren't interested in the opposite sex at all. I didn't expect it, you actually like this type."

As if her thoughts were exposed, Meihong's face turned red, and she angrily said as if to cover up, "Dead otaku! What the hell are you talking about! I'm just teaching you a lesson because you're too rude!"

Hearing this, Kaguya glanced at her disdainfully: "You have the intention but not the guts."

Saying that, she put on a smile, her eyes shining as they fell on Bai Luo: "Kaguya is different. Kaguya really likes Kaguya's darling."

Bai Luo didn't know how to react anymore.

After Hieda no Akyuu, this Princess Moron was the second person to openly express her liking, even more direct than the former.

He really wanted to complain, asking if their integrity was sold by Reimu or eaten by Yuyuko.

...

Originally, he planned that when Kaguya got his real information and chased after him, he would summon Reimu, Meihong, Yakumo Ran, and the others to jointly attack her.

Now it seems there is no need for that.

After a confrontation with Kaguya, Bai Luo decisively retreated back to the Happy Hut. After all, the purpose of coming here had been achieved, and staying any longer was meaningless.

He couldn't possibly go to Kaguya's room and have a solo duel with her, right?

However, what Bai Luo didn't expect was that in the following days, Kaguya somehow got his address and came to the Happy Hut every now and then.

The kind that you couldn't drive away.

Kaguya Houraisan's strength was very high, just like Fujiwara no Mokou, her strength was ranked in the second tier of Fantasy Land.

Moreover, her ability of eternity and instant was even more abnormal than Sakuya Izayoi's time stop.

Of course, if it came to a fight, Bai Luo was not afraid at all. He had the abilities of teleportation and self-destructing clones, so it would definitely not be easy for Kaguya Houraisan to catch him.

What's more, he could let the Great Sage fight on his behalf. Although the probability of winning was not high, losing was impossible.

Seeing Kaguya Houraisan sticking to his computer like a dog-skin plaster, Bai Luo said unhappily, "How long are you going to stay? This is trespassing!"

"What kind of relationship do we have? How can you say it's trespassing?" Kaguya argued confidently, skillfully opening the computer.

"I don't remember us having any relationship. At most, we're just online friends."

"Back then, you, darling, still loved Kaguya very much. Kaguya's manga and computer were confiscated by Yagokoro Eirin. Can you bear to let Kaguya wander in the wilderness?"

Kaguya pretended to wipe away tears with her long sleeves, looking pitifully at Bai Luo, but Bai Luo's heart was unmoved.

"She just confiscated your manga and games, it's not like she kicked you out. Wander my foot."

"Is there a difference? Those manga and games are Kaguya's lifeblood. Without them, Eientei has no warmth anymore."

...Uh.

Bai Luo was speechless. He couldn't beat her, couldn't drive her away, and she even occupied his computer.

Indeed, he still had to call Reimu and the others to beat her up together.

Chapter 55: Sensitive Mushroom? There are treacherous people trying to harm me!

Mid-June.

Summer officially began. The weather was hot, although not unbearably so, Bai Luo stayed in the Happy Hut as much as possible this month.

As for Kaguya, Yagokoro Eirin had already run over and dragged her back.

[Evolution Value 65%]

[Collapse Value 56%]

These were the current values.

Starting from when he helped Reimu solve the great barrier problem, the evolution value increased by 7%, while the collapse value only increased by 4%.

The difference between the two had already reached 9%.

It was foolproof, and he could even be reckless.

After staying up all night, Bai Luo finally got his legion to the top of the server in *interstellar battle spirits*.

Seeing his legion [Fantasy Land] ranked first on the leaderboard, Bai Luo was extremely satisfied.

One should know that this was a multiplayer team-based interstellar game. Ordinary legions had at least a dozen or even a hundred people, and the top few legions even reached a thousand scale.

And the Fantasy Land legion only had Bai Luo and Kaguya. If it weren't for the fact that one was a Penglai person and the other was a Slime, neither needing sleep, they might not have been able to take the top spot on the server.

Stretching, Bai Luo opened the window, and sunlight instantly poured in, hitting the cold air inside the house hard.

Perhaps because he was in a good mood, the sunlight was just right, warm and cozy on his body, causing Bai Luo to squint his eyes.

He originally intended to walk to the Yakumo Residence, but after walking for a short while, the gradually hot feeling made him abandon the idea.

As purple fragmented light flickered, his vision shifted, and Bai Luo had already arrived at the Yakumo Residence.

"Ran!"

Bai Luo called out, but received no response.

"Is she maintaining the great barrier again? How hard-working. The Purple Old Woman is truly deeply sinful."

After saying this, he walked into Yakumo Yukari's room. After confirming no one was there, he quietly entered, his gaze falling on the spot where he had found golden melon seeds last time.

Seeing a large plate of golden melon seeds on the table again, his eyes lit up.

"Eating alone every day, I caught you again this time."

However, just as Bai Luo was about to touch the melon seeds, a layer of boundary power instantly surged into his body. Everything around him became blurry, and he was immobilized on the spot, unable to move.

There was a trap!

Bai Luo's eyes widened.

He tried to move his fingers, but this boundary power was too overbearing. Not to mention his body, he couldn't even use teleportation.

"Damn Purple Old Woman!"

He yelled out.

...

Five minutes later.

Yakumo Yukari stared at Bai Luo with a fake smile, while Bai Luo stared back without fear.

"I knew it was you, you little brat, who stole my melon seeds!"

"How dare you say that? You secretly eat alone. You're so active when you come here to freeload on meals, and you don't forget to take my snacks when you leave." Bai Luo retorted.

...How can that be the same? I haven't seen them before, so I'm helping you check if they're poisonous."

"Poisonous your big head! Then I'm also helping you check if they're poisonous."

Seeing Bai Luo acting as if it was all her fault, Yakumo Yukari's face darkened, and her fists clenched with a cracking sound.

At this point, Bai Luo said again, "Are there any more of these melon seeds? I still want to eat."

Hearing this, Yakumo Yukari laughed in anger, grabbing that tender face and pulling hard on both sides:

"This old lady worked so hard to steal some melon seeds from Yuuka, and even took dozens of Magic Cannon shots for it. You brat ate them all in one go, and you're still asking me for more!"

Originally, Bai Luo wanted to stubbornly nod, but seeing Yakumo Yukari's murderous gaze, he couldn't help but shrink his neck and shoulders.

A wise man doesn't fight when the odds are against him. It's better to be safe and yield for now.

Feeling the restraint on his body disappear, Bai Luo turned back into a Slime, showing a humanized pitiful expression.

"I'm sorry, Older Sister Zi, I was wrong!"

"You might as well apologize in human form."

Yakumo Yukari said irritably.

As soon as the words fell, Bai Luo's eyes gradually became strange, and he secretly asked in his heart, "Great Sage, this Yakumo Yukari doesn't really like children, does she? Is she a shota-con?"

[There is no clear record of her personality, but there are still many doujin settings that are true]

The Great Sage responded.

As if guessing his thoughts from Bai Luo's increasingly strange gaze, Yakumo Yukari's already dark face became as black as the bottom of a pot. She decisively flicked his forehead twice, making Bai Luo hiss in pain.

"Don't think about anything rude about me!"

"Tsk."

Enduring the pain, Bai Luo clicked his tongue, which was a form of mockery.

...

Ten minutes later—

Bai Luo lay limply on the bed, feeling a burning pain all over his body, but his mouth was still unyielding: "Purple Old Woman! Is this all you've got!"

Half an hour later—

"Purple Old Woman, do you think this can make me yield?"

An hour later—

"Yakumo Yukari! The Heavenly Dao has cycles! You will get your retribution!"

The dissatisfied clamoring continued for three hours. Bai Luo did indeed stop making noise, but he still stared at Yakumo Yukari with resentful eyes.

Yakumo Yukari's eyelids twitched, feeling that Bai Luo was particularly tough today.

...

The reason was simple.

As early as half an hour later, Bai Luo had the Great Sage cut off his perception of his body, so it was fine to let her torment him.

Taking advantage of Yakumo Yukari's slack, Bai Luo instantly teleported away, first arriving at the Sunflower Field. After confirming that she hadn't followed, he teleported to the Hakurei Shrine.

As soon as he entered, Bai Luo smelled the aroma of mushroom rice.

Following the scent, Bai Luo came to the small pond by the side hall, where he saw Marisa and Reimu sitting on the ground, happily cooking mushrooms.

"What are you secretly eating all by yourselves?"

A clear childish voice suddenly sounded. Seeing it was Bai Luo, the two scooped out a bowl of mushroom rice from the pot and handed it over.

"Mushroom feast, want some? I cooked it myself!"

Marisa patted her chest, issuing the invitation.

"Mushrooms?" Bai Luo sat down curiously and took the bowl.

Might as well eat it since it's offered. He hadn't had dinner yet.

The cooking methods were varied: mushroom rice, pan-fried mushrooms, stir-fried mushrooms with greens, stir-fried mushrooms with pointed peppers.

Many of the mushrooms were species Bai Luo had never seen before.