Give me a Word I'll make a World

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-Do you accept the deal?


I look at him, look at my chains, and answer:


-Wait a moment, I need to think.


-Okay, anyway it's the morning now.


He goes back to his computer.


I check on it, and see some kind of mmo representing my life.


On it he's currently talking to Megumin.


-Do you think I should present for Miss Sorcery?


-Yes, obviously, my love.


Her eyes lit up.


-And for Miss Abysses?


-That's a certainty.


She follows up even quicker.


-And for Miss Assassin?


-That's quite obvious.


I can't take this…


-And for Miss International?


-You'll blow them up.


STOP


-And for Miss World?


-You're a nuclear bomb.


Come on, stop that!


-And for Miss Earth?


-You're a goddess.


Please!


-And for Miss Planet?


I can't take it anymore!


-AAAHHH? Will she ask for every beauty pageant in the world?


He answers both for me and her:


-That's an evidence.


-And for Miss Universe?


-Baby, is there someone more sexy than you in the world?


… I'm speechless… He's actually so shameless just to bang her?


-And for Miss Multiverse?


THAT EXISTS?


A/N: Yes, I googled it, from international to multiverse, these are existing beauty pageants.


-You're the love of my life. Do you need such things for me to love you?


-STOP THAT! OKAY, YOU WON! JUST BANG AND KILL HER THEN GIVE MY BODY BACK!


-Oh, okay! @@
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