Global Curse: The Price Of Groceries For Your Mother Will Rise

No, this is too perverted!

Even if he died of starvation, died outside, or jumped from here, he would not accept such a torture device.

Lin Yi looked determined.

But Two-legged Sheep didn't care so much, with a flick of the long whip, Lin Yi was rolled up and pulled towards the wooden horse and donkey.

Seeing that his butt was about to touch those sharp barbs, Lin Yi was more focused than ever.

"Armor fusion!"

"..." Emperor Shitian.

With Lin Yi yelling violently, the ferocious and domineering Rakshasa armor suddenly covered his whole body.

With a slight exertion on his arm, the long whip broke.

In the blink of an eye, a punch landed on the top of the wooden horse and donkey.

"boom!"

A huge muffled sound exploded in the ears, deafening.

The strong wind blew, and the two-legged sheep staggered and fell to the ground.

"Huh~ It's so dangerous, I almost lost my moral integrity."

Lin Yi patted his chest and looked happy.

"Don't shout such shameful slogans next time you turn on the battle armor, or you won't come out if you die alone."

Emperor Shitian's voice was full of resentment.

"Isn't he handsome?" Lin Yi shrugged.

If this kind of shame play is not supported by special effects, all that is left is embarrassment.

But we are real armor.

He's much more handsome than the one in the TV series.

"You are handsome."

"Eh? Don't like it? Forget it if you don't like it, then do you believe in light?" Lin Yi asked curiously.

"..." Emperor Shitian.

"Who are you?"

Two-legged sheep got up from the ground, glared at Lin Yi, his eyes widened.

What kind of monster is this guy!

I feel like I can't beat it at all.

How about shaking people off...

Thinking of this, the two-legged sheep was already a little timid.

The handsome young man in front of him, who is so cool and flirtatious, is obviously not easy to provoke.

"Don't be nervous~ we are all comrades in the same unit, and I won't harm you."

While comforting, Lin Yi quietly took out the treasure of excrement.

It's really inconvenient not to have a weapon at hand. If you have the opportunity, you must get a full set of awesome weapons.

Snake God, do you hear that? !

...

"Would you like Hanako?" Lin Yi handed Two Legs a pack of cigarettes.

After a little hesitation, the other party took the cigarette and took a deep drag.

"Ah~ It's a long-lost smell, so cool." Two-legged sheep exhaled a thick smoke.

"Damn school rules, you can't even smoke a cigarette, what the hell."

Two-legged sheep spat out a mouthful of thick phlegm, his face full of disgust.

"So miserable?"

Lin Yi lifted his battle armor and lit a cigarette by himself.

The two began to complain about the harsh rules of the school one after another.

"Students don't have any money to catch, so it's so miserable~"

Two-legged sheep is also a real person, and those who know current affairs are heroes.

Since you are not sure of winning the opponent, it is better to turn the fight into a jade.

If you can't beat them, just join, don't be shabby.

Lin Yi also learned a lot of information about the dungeon from the other party.

According to Two Feet Sheep, there were not so many students in the school until the appearance of the vice principal a few years ago, which changed things drastically.

The students who the vice-principal found from nowhere were continuously sent into the school.

Two-legged Sheep was originally a physical education teacher.

But because there were too many thorny students, the principal asked him to come here as a discipliner, responsible for training disobedient students.

But as time goes by, there are more and more strange school rules, and the school atmosphere becomes more and more depressing.

Originally there were teachers who wanted to object, but they all disappeared strangely in the end.

Over time, if you want to survive in school, you have to do all kinds of evil and become a very bad person in order to survive.

Perhaps it was much easier to be a bad person than a good person, so those teachers soon began to degenerate, rot, and enjoy it.

All kinds of tragedies are common in schools.

In order to satisfy their abnormal psychology, some scumbags even take the initiative to advise the principal and create more tragedies.

Lin Yi sighed silently after hearing this.

The entire evolution process is not only filled with depressing despair to the extreme, but also full of sinful temptations.

These people have gone completely crazy!

In order to satisfy their own desires, even if the principal does nothing, this group of people will try their best to maintain the status quo.

Huge interests bound them together, and they both prospered and suffered losses.

What a dead end!

Lin suddenly felt a headache.

I really want to turn into an elephant and fuck "him"!

"How's it going? You guessed it right, right?"

"The Evil Dead disciples have indeed colluded with 'him'."

Emperor Shitian spoke proudly.

"This is not a good thing, there is nothing to be happy about." Lin Yi was speechless.

"Hmph!"

Emperor Shitian Aojiao snorted coldly, and then there was no movement.

But her guess was correct. This vice-principal was most likely the leader of the Evil Dead.

As for those students...it seems that the real world is not safe either.

...

"What do you call me brother? Although I, Lao Yang, are a bastard, I have clear grudges. If you give me a pack of cigarettes, I will return your favor."

Two-Legged Sheep felt that chatting with Lin Yi was very free, without the hypocrisy of other teachers at all.

Involuntarily, the two-legged sheep had the urge to have a deep relationship.

"Call me Wang Hao, or Teacher Lin."

Wang Hao? teacher LIN?

The two-legged sheep was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, "So your name is Lin Wanghao, right?"

Lin Yi's mouth twitched, "Yes, yes, you are really smart."

"Okay, since you've almost made enough money from taking the drug, let's go to jail."

The two-legged sheep stretched and prepared to continue the execution.

The corner of Lin Yi's mouth twitched again, "Hua Zi just gave up the emotion for nothing, right?"

"Old Lin, it's not that I won't help you, but there are some rules that I can't help you with."

The two-legged sheep spread its hands and sighed helplessly.

"Friendship is friendship, but we still have to go through the process, what do you think?"

As he said that, he winked at Lin Yi with a wretched look on his face.

"Oh~~~It's clear, it's clear."

Lin Dun understood immediately.

Isn't it just pretending? Who can't do it?

"Ahem... I recommend you choose candles, small leather whips and wind oil essences. The power of these things is very average."

"It's perfect for a business trip. Anyway, any three punishments are enough."

After hearing this, Two-Legged Sheep immediately began to rummage through boxes and cabinets in search of props.

"hiss--"

Candles and small leather whips are enough to scare people, but there is also Fengyoujing?

Lin Yi suddenly felt a chill in his chrysanthemums and couldn't help but shrink his neck.

"Who told you that it's only averagely powerful? This is so damn powerful!"

"If the three are superimposed, you can go directly to the sky and the earth, okay?"

Two-legged Sheep rummaged through the boxes while showing a lewd smile: "This kind of punishment is in line with the school rules and regulations."

"Well……"

Lin suddenly felt the hairs on his body stand on end.

Nima!

This guy is actually a Jack!

"Found it!" {There's really nothing you can do about it}

Seeing that the other party was about to take off his glasses, Lin stepped forward and kicked him.

"Ouch~"

The two-legged sheep howled in pain, flew out holding its stomach, and fell against the wall.

"Old Lin, what a dirty trick you are playing!"

The two-legged sheep cried out in pain.

"Damn it, you are the one who wants to do something evil to me. I have already done my best by not kicking you to death!"