God Bought My Bad Character and Gave Me a Blessing

Very Bothersome

※Another POV

“Hahaha! What’s with that face! Aren’t you ashamed of falling for such a simple trap?”

Negishi-something came out through the dungeon wall and made fun of me! I’m disgusted! I’m so pissed off at this Negishi-something!

“Shut up! Shut up! You’re no match for me!”

“You’re in a hurry, though.”

“Hey, A, get your ass back here! Are you deaf?”

“It’s no use. There’s a trap over there. The goblin army should have surrounded him by now. Isn’t it romantic to be surrounded by monsters right before the Monster House?”

What the hell! This guy! I don’t know what he is talking about! Why is he always getting in my way? All I want to do is laze around in my futon! It’s too bothersome, bothersome, bothersome, bothersome!

“I–I don’t want to do anythinggg!!!!”

Slosh.

A kotodama came out of my mouth and danced around me. As usual, they were black spheres. Today’s spirit was much bigger. This is how much I didn’t want to do anything. (T/N: Kotodama is word spirits.)

“Go!”

When I gave the command, the spirit of the word flew at him.

“Hmm. A shout from the heart of a NEET. I can’t bear to hear it.”

“Who are you calling a NEET? I’m still working harddd!”

Damn it! Why does this guy dodge so easily? It’s strange! You can’t follow the movements of a spirit with your eyes!

“More! More!”

Slosh.

“More! More! More!”

Slosh.

“More, more, more, more!”

Slosh.

“Nothing! I don’t want to do thisss!!!!”

“Hahahahaha, goooo!”

The five spirits of speech flew in all directions and attacked him.

“Spirits! Faster!”

The spirits were picking up speed at the sound of my voice!

“Attack him at the same time!”

At first they missed him, but they then gradually started catching him!

“That’s it! Go! Go! Take him down!”

“Ugh!”

Hahaha! Alright! Looks at his expression! Do it! Kotodama! Defeat him!

“Ugh, geho!” (T/N: Coughing sfx)

Gooddd! The body’s done!

“What’s up with you, Negishi-something! You don’t have much to show for all your bravado!”

“Ugh-uh…”

I’ve finally got a clear shot!

“Tomizawa-san wants me to bring you back alive, but honestly, it’s too troublesome!”

The kotodama changed their shape from a sphere to a sharp spear.

“You’re dead! Kotodama! Do itttttt!”

The Kotodama were all trying to pierce him at once!

“…It’s time to go.”

“Huh?”

Hmm? What’s about to happen?

Eh. I don’t have any strength.

What is it? Kotodama is gone too.

“Hey, hey. You’re too stupid.”

“Eh, eh, what happen?”

“Look at your belly. That skinny little thing.”

Ahh. Something’s growing inside of me. Is that a spear? No, it’s a sword. It’s all black.

“You’re an idiot. You were watching the video of the Ochimusha Channel, so why are you defenseless? Didn’t you see the [Telepathy]?”

“Well, ahaha, that’s because it’s a goblin skill.”

“Hahaha! The world is full of such pure people. No wonder the Ochimusha channel is so popular.”

“Geho geho geho.” 

“Do you want to die right now?”

“Cough, I don’t want to die. I just want to laze around.”

“Okay, let’s make a deal.”

Negishi-something’s mouth quickly twisted into a grin. I may have been dealing with the devil himself.