Goddess' Super Master

"Pay attention, President Ye is a lady after all." President Hu seemed to be more benevolent and said a word for ye Xuefu.

"We are not children. Besides, President Ye reads a lot. In Tianya group, we can call it" less nonsense, meat books are not famous. "President Hu waved his hand.

Du pangzi was more serious: "is journey to the west a masterpiece?"

"Yes... Yes, the four famous works. What's the matter?" President Hu didn't understand. "That's a serious masterpiece. Du pangzi, don't talk nonsense. If you say you see something meat, it can only show that you've read a fake journey to the West."

"Fade the buttons... (they are all harmonious)... The golden lotus is three inches narrow..." the one on Du pangzi's back is called accurate. At first glance, he is also a person who loves reading: "the part of writing spider essence!"

President Hu is really speechless.

"President ye must have read the four famous works, so president Ye doesn't understand anything. Hahaha, we don't know as much as president Ye." Du pangzi is also a well-read person, so he knows this.

"You, I mean, but you." President Hu gave up.

"Not to mention that what literati write is far more meaningful than what we ordinary people write." glasses Yang also said solemnly: "A few days ago, I was invited by the Education Bureau to attend a class at Tianhai No. 2 middle school. The students recited the song of eternal regret. What is willing to be a winged bird in heaven? What is willing to be ripe for LIANLI branches on earth? In addition, the spring cold gave me a bath in Huaqing pool, and the hot spring water was slippery to wash the curd. The waiter was unable to help me up. It was the time of new grace. The clouds and temples were golden, and the hibiscus tent was warm to spend the spring night. The spring night was bitter and the day was high. From then on, the king did not come early! How explicit. "

These two people confuse meat customs with culture. No one can do such an asshole.

"It's nothing, Bai Juyi's nothing. His brother Bai Xingjian's great music Fu is powerful." Du pangzi waved his hand: "the full name is called heaven and earth yin-yang intersection, Huanda music Fu!"

Everyone laughed.

"You can tell by the name that it's not a serious article, Du pangzi. You didn't make it up yourself?" President Hu didn't know much about ancient literature, so some didn't believe Du pangzi's words.

But Du pangzi said seriously, "the original of this thing handed down from the eight classics is now preserved in Paris. It was unearthed in the Sutra cave in the Feigao Grottoes in Dunhuang and let the French man named Bosch and get it out."

To tell the truth, Du pangzi's literary attainments are indeed very profound. He even knows these things. It's a pity that he didn't develop in this regard and started biology. Otherwise, he might become a great God of literature.

However, with the greening of online literature, it is estimated that if Du pangzi writes a book, he will also be planned to enter the banned category.

"Come on, Lao Du, we all know you have literary talent. Let's open our eyes with a few words." glasses Yang smiled.

Du pangzi really didn't care that there were women on the scene. He opened his mouth and came: "Xuanhua was created at the beginning, Honglu was brilliant, Xiaojin became a male, and melted soft into a female. Cast men and women... (both are harmonious, you can go to Baidu for reference)..."

Everyone was confused.

"We don't understand what that means."

"Yes, old Du, what you're doing is classical Chinese."

Du pangzi waved his hand: "it's all right. Your educational level can't appreciate it at all. Let me tell you something you can understand. On the night of youth, under the red Wei, when the crown and tassel are removed, the flower whiskers will be removed. The mind is silent, with the words of a parrot; the tenderness is dark, and it's the divination of the Phoenix......"

In fact, Du pangzi's back is not so accurate, and there are omissions and mistakes, but everyone can basically understand it.

Seriously, if translated, it is pure yellow.

Everyone was completely stunned. I can understand it.

"What else is there? I can't remember some clearly. Anyway, I also described some sentences such as' raising your head in anger '." Du pangzi said more and more vigorously.

"All right, all right." President Hu was fascinated by what he had heard, but Yu Guang accidentally saw Ye Xuefu's face was very ugly and had to stop Du pangzi from going on. After all, some things in it were too straightforward.

It might be a little better if they were in classical Chinese, but now they can understand.

"President Hu, this is the culture left by the ancestors, which can't be regarded as meat." Du pangzi grinned and deliberately looked at Ye Xuefu. He is an experienced person and knows how women who have had sex with men and women react to him.

However, ye Xuefu's reaction is completely different from those women.

This really surprised Du Pang. Unexpectedly, ye Xuefu is still an undeveloped owner... But how can such a beautiful woman be chased and beaten by no one? You know, as long as she is dead and shameless these days, she will gain something.

So Du pangzi thought that ye Xuefu was only shallow even if she had been developed. This kind of woman is absolutely the best for him.

At the thought of this, Du pangzi couldn't help looking at Yang's glasses. No wonder the old color stick surnamed Yang has been salivating for ye Xuefu.

However, Du pangzi has self-knowledge and knows that he has no chance to get a woman like Ye Xuefu. He is very clear about his charm. His charm is reflected in literature and money, so he knows what kind of girl he can handle. He doesn't count in his heart like glasses Yang. It's impossible for a toad to eat swan meat.

"All right, pay attention. Even the things left by our ancestors should be removed." President Hu said solemnly.

"Mr. Hu, this is not scum. This can be regarded as the 'love Sutra' handed down by our Chinese ancestors. It is by no means scum." glasses Yang pretended to understand literature and deliberately said to Ye Xuefu, "Mr. Ye, you are right."

Ye Xuefu replied coldly but generously: "yes, this is indeed our Chinese literary classic on love and sex. It can be called the Chinese love Sutra, but it should be something discussed and studied in the College of Arts. It would be more meat and vulgar to talk at the wine table."