Harry Potter’s Defense Professor

When Tonks followed Lupin out of the conference room, he tripped over something and fell on the ground.

"Oh, Tonks, can you stop being so cute, Lupin is in front of you, you shouldn't be like this if you want to attract his attention." Lockhart teased, reaching out and pulling him up.

"It's all that **** umbrella stand, and I've been tripped up by it for the second time—" Tonks said angrily.

George and Fred Apparated, startling Tonks and Lockhart. "George! Fred! How many times have I told you to walk around the house on your feet! Ten points from Gryffindor!"

George: "Professor, school hasn't started yet."

Fred: "So you can't deduct points."

"On the books." As Lockhart said, he helped Tonks drag the big and heavy umbrella stand back to its place.

Lockhart went into the kitchen, sat there and continued to think.

"Gidro, why don't you come and help!" Tonks complained, she was helping Mrs Weasley to cook, but she was obviously not good at this, knocking over the plate and spilling it bowl of oil. .

"Oh, Tonks, take a rest too, you've done enough today." Jasmine comforted her.

"No, no, I want to help!" Tonks said happily, kicking over a stool as he hurried to the cupboard.

"Tonks, you'd better sit down and show us your face, that's the greatest help." Lockhart said seriously.

"That's right, Tonks, change your face and show us." Ginny also sat next to her and called.

"Okay then," Tonks also realized that he couldn't help much, so he had to sit down, "what do you want to see?"

"Pig nose!" Ginny said, and Tonks turned into a pig's head, causing Ginny to giggle.

"Hermione, how about you?" she asked again.

"I'll watch whatever changes!" Hermione was very casual.

"This one." Tonks made a duck beak and pecked Hermione on the face. Hermione stood up in fright, and then laughed again.

"Boring, Tonks, come and become a beauty." Lockhart suggested.

"Am I pretty~" Tonks turned into Hermione's appearance, and then gave Lockhart a wink.

"Uh, it's beautiful, it's so beautiful." Lockhart was ashamed.

"I'm so beautiful, why don't you want to be my boyfriend." Tonks said pitifully as Hermione.

"That's right, the professor should be Hermione's boyfriend, why go to a Slytherin, they're all scheming bitches~" Ginny clapped her hands beside her and shouted, that's what she thought, Hermione is so good Why didn't the professor pick her as his girlfriend?

"Enough!" Lockhart was a little annoyed, and was a little bit afraid that Hermione was pestering him, and a group of guys were still watching the fun and it was not a big deal, "Don't speak ill of Pandora, Ginny! Tonks, you wait, I'll help you confess to Remus later."

Lockhart glanced at Hermione, she sat there resentfully, there was no way, Lockhart obviously loves Pandora very much now.

"Hmph, people have already confessed, but he doesn't accept it." Tonks changed back to her own appearance.

Lockhart felt something jumping up on his knees, he was startled, it turned out to be Hermione's big **** cat with its legs turned outwards - Crookshanks. He jumped onto Lockhart's lap and curled up - Lockhart couldn't help but suspect that the cat was also a lobbyist sent by her owner.

Mundungus also raised his head at this time: "Ah, the meeting is over."

"You can continue to sleep, we'll call you when we finish eating." Ginny mocked him on the side.

"No, no, I'm starving to death." Mundungus shook his head and took out a cigarette.

"Don't smoke in front of the kids, Mundungus." Lockhart stopped him.

"Then let me tell you a joke." Mundungus put down his cigarette helplessly, "Today, an owl flew over my head and pulled a **** on my head, I scolded it, what are you doing? Flying around without underwear."

"Cut, how can an owl wear underwear." Ginny said disdainfully.

"Then it told me aggrievedly that it was wearing underwear, but just took it off for shit."

The Weasley boys burst into laughter immediately after hearing this, Ginny and Tonks also laughed, and Hermione also smiled.

"Hmph, if it were me, I would take out my wand and give it a death curse." Sirius also ended his conversation with Harry and sat down.

"Here comes Sirius, let me tell a joke about Sirius." Mundungus smirked, "One day, I saw Remus come out of Sirius's room in the middle of the night, and see I found him and he got angry and told me to get out and protect Harry. Then I asked him, 'Areyoufu-?' (Are you serious? Can also be translated as - are you **** Sirius?) Then, then Remus' face changed dramatically, and he grabbed my collar and asked, 'How did you know that!'"

"Pfft—" Lockhart squirted the water out of his mouth, and everyone in the room laughed, including Mrs. Weasley, while Tonks pretended to be very angry and questioned Lupinhe Sirius~www.readwn.com~Welcome all book lovers to come and read, the latest, fastest and hottest serial works are all at~www.readwn.com~