Heavenly Star

"Ah! The sea is really big, ah! The sea is really wide, why can't I see it at first sight, because I am a myopic eye."

When the Mars teacher finished the poem, the students suddenly exclaimed.

"Good poetry, good poetry!"

“It’s not a Mars teacher. It’s such a big thing that makes us students really amazing.”

"Mars teacher, my admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River..."

"This poem will surely last forever... ah no, it is a eternal life."

"Cough..." Mars teacher waved his hand modestly: "I have a feeling for a while, it is nothing, small, small. So, now is the extracurricular activity time, the teacher will tell you what is directed thinking. First come Ask a few brain teasers. That... monk, you get up and answer."

The monk (touched his bald head): "Teacher, even if you ask, you will know what is smart."

Mars (...): "Cough, there are four people playing mahjong, the police came, but took five people, why?"

Monk (a look disdain): "Mars teacher, you are too unproductive, this level of brain teasers, the third grade of elementary school, do not bother to play - because the four people called the man called mahjong."

Mars (nodding): Well, very good. Then ask you a question about the fourth grade of elementary school. Two prisoners were locked in one prison. One night, the prisoners all ran. The next day the police opened the prison door. There is still one person inside. This is why.

Monk: "This... ah, the policeman went in. There isn't a person in it. The old man is so smart."

Mars: "Fart! Because the name of the prisoner who fled is called all!"

Monk: "Hey..."

Mars: "Look, obviously a routine problem, just change the shell, you can't answer it, let's be a teacher... Well, ask you a question of the first grade of primary school. Lose the wolf and the sheep one night. In a cage, the next day there is an animal left inside. Why is this? Why? Why??"

The monk replied immediately: "Because the name of the animal is called a wolf and a sheep."

Taoist gender is unknown (hands raised): "Teacher, there is something to say in the poor road, the poor road thinks that the sheep was eaten by the wolf, so there will be one animal left. Amitabha, sinned, good and good..." (Monk: You are going to die, that is my line! You are a Taoist priest.)

Mars (nodding): Hey, what a simple question, monk, what else do you have to say.

Monk: Daddy or chanting.

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