Host, You're Targeted

In the middle of the night, Fu Jiyao pressed and forced him to kiss twice. Liang Jingyi tossed and turned on the bed and couldn't sleep.

He flipped left and right, touching the mobile phone, clicking on the video software, searching for sleep aid videos, turning the sound to the maximum, and putting the phone upside down by the pillow.

The sound of "rustling" came from the mobile phone. Liang Jingyi listened with his eyes closed for a while. Suddenly, the picture of Fu Jiyao pressing him in front of the Liuli platform and kissing him forcefully appeared in his mind.

He suddenly opened his eyes and called out angrily, "Max! What pictures do you put in my head! "

MAX：“…… I didn't think you would notice that I did it. How do you know that I did it, not what you imagined? "

Liang Jingyi almost laughed angrily, "who imagined that he looked at himself from the perspective of a third person! Are you a fool? It's a bit technical to imitate daydreaming, OK? "

Max: "sorry, I will change it next time. Try not to let you find out."

Liang Jingyi touched his mobile phone and turned off the video. He said in a cold voice, "no more next time. This is the last time I play your game. I have a boyfriend, do not fall in love with my boyfriend in reality, come to play your game, am I a fool? "

Max: "did you finally find Hua Dian? Blind students

Liang Jingyi jumped up from the bed, turned on the bedside lamp, and played mobile phone in the quilt.

On the screen of the mobile phone is an e-book entitled "how to properly handle the contemporary doctor-patient relationship".

Five minutes later, Liang Jingyi received a message from Fu Jiyao.

He opened the news and found that it was a voice that lasted more than a minute before he decided to blackmail Fu Jiyao.

It's better to listen to what he's going to say first and then delete him.

Before clicking on this voice, Liang Jingyi had fantasized that it might be an apology for kissing him forcefully, or a confession of true feelings.

It turns out that he His galloping horse It's a joke.

"Did you sleep? I know you're still up. Let me tell you a bedtime story. I saw the first half of this story in my storybook ten years ago, and now I've come across the full version of the story, so I decided to share it with you

Fu Jiyao cleared his throat, changed his serious tone and began to tell the story, "the elephant and the rabbit are good friends. One day, the elephant and the rabbit were pulling Baba. The elephant asked the rabbit, do you mind if you are a little dirty? I don't mind. So, the elephant took the rabbit to wipe its ass. The next day, the elephant and the squirrel were having dinner. The elephant asked the little squirrel, do you mind if you were a little dirty? Little squirrel said, I don't mind, so the elephant took the little squirrel to wipe his mouth. After the elephant wiped his mouth, the little squirrel said, "I'm the rabbit you used to wipe your ass yesterday.". Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Liang Jingyi:

Under the bedside lamp, his face did not show any expression touched by the joke.

He coldly took the mobile phone from his ear, pointed into Fu Jiyao's head, and pulled Fu Jiyao into the blacklist.

At this time, Fu Jiyao is sitting at the head of the bed with his laptop in his arms. In the search box of the webpage, "what kind of jokes can please a facial paralysis boyfriend?".

He glided across the page, and it took him a long time to see a joke that made him laugh again.

He laughs at the computer and knocks down jokes in the mobile phone frame word by word, and clicks send.

A large paragraph of text appears in the dialog box, with a prominent red exclamation mark in front of it.

[you are not a friend of the other party, please add the other party as a friend first. 】