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How did this servant know that Song Yiren was going to be a matchmaker, so he said, "This morning, the master went out on a donkey. I think he came to collect the bill!"

Jiang Ziya nodded and didn't care. One day passed, and Song Yi came back on a donkey near dusk. As soon as he entered the door, Jiang Ziya greeted him!

Song Yiren looked at Jiang Ziya and said, "Brother Xian, great joy!"

Jiang Ziya looked at Song Yiren suspiciously and said, "What's the big news for my brother? Could it be that some Taoist friends from the Three Mountains and Five Mountains are visiting?"

Song Yiren was a little sluggish when he heard Jiang Ziya's words, and said: "You child, Xiuxian Xiu is stupid? I'm going to propose a marriage to you today, and the bride price has been given, and they have agreed!"

Jiang Ziya was struck by lightning, but since he was hired, he couldn't regret the marriage. He could only pretend to be overjoyed and say, "Is this true, brother?"

Song Yiren said, "You my brother, can I still use this to deceive you?"

Hearing Song Yiren's words, Jiang Ziya knew that this was true, so he bowed to Jiang Ziya and said, "Thank you brother for your great kindness, the younger brother has nothing in return, please accept the younger brother's bow!"

Song Yiren pretended to be angry and said: "Ziya, you and my brother, why do you do this?"

After hearing this, Jiang Ziya laughed and said, "Brother is absolutely right!" So the two entered the house hand in hand, began to discuss the wedding date, prepared invitations, invited the villagers from the front to the village, and the neighbors to celebrate the wedding.

After negotiating, Jiang Ziya pinched his fingers and said, "Brother's time is not good that day, it is not suitable for us to welcome you!" Song Yiren said, "Brother is wrong, there is no yin and yang, and auspicious people have their own celestial signs!"

Jiang Ziya nodded, thinking that he was going to marry and didn't know who the other party was, so he asked: "Brother

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I don't know which woman is willing to marry me? "

Song Yiren drank a glass of wine and said, "It's the daughter of Ma Hong, the owner of Majiazhuang Village. She has both talent and beauty, and is just worthy of a virtuous brother!"

When Jiang Ziya heard Song Yiren's words, he thought that he had found some young and beautiful woman, but he was still very happy, thinking that he was a dead tree in spring, and the old tree was blooming.So he readily agreed, and it was time to greet the relatives.

The time soon came to Jiang Ziya's marriage. Jiang Ziya specially dressed up, wearing a red groom's suit, riding a tall horse and heading to Majiazhuang, ready to meet his beautiful girl.

As soon as he arrived at Majiazhuang, Jiang Ziya saw his old Taishan. Seeing that the old Taishan was older than his brother, he began to beat drums in his heart. He secretly thought that his old father-in-law was so fierce and so old. Children come.It's not easy either.

Jiang Ziya didn't think much, and entered Majiazhuang. As soon as he entered the door, he saw an old woman in a red phoenix robe, who must be over sixty years old.

So Jiang Ziya dismounted and said, "My son-in-law Jiang Ziya pays respects to his mother-in-law." He thought it was his mother-in-law, and it was acceptable to have a child in his forties.

However, this mother-in-law is really too complimented to say that she has wrinkles on her face, her waist is thicker than a water tank, she still has triangular eyes, hanging eyebrows, and windy ears, but fortunately it is not a sausage mouth!I just don't know if his daughter followed this look!

Just when Jiang Ziya was thinking about it, the old woman stretched out a big thin hand and patted Jiang Ziya's shoulder angrily and said angrily, "Who is your mother-in-law, Jiang Ziya? This old lady is your daughter-in-law!"

Jiang Ziya was stunned. The old lady slapped Jiang Ziya again and almost slapped Jiang Ziya on the ground. Jiang Ziya stared at Ma Cuihua who was close at hand in horror, and murmured, "This, this is not true, right? !"

Although Ma Cuihua is old, her hearing is still good, so she said angrily: "What is this, what, Jiang Ziya, is it that you don't want to marry an old lady?"

While talking, Ma Cuihua moved her hands towards her, her knuckles clacked constantly, as if Jiang Ziya would shoot him to death immediately if he dared to say a word!

Jiang Ziya looked at his physique. Looking at Ma Cuihua, who was fat and strong, he could only shake his head, and bravely greeted the man back, became a kiss, worshipped him, and entered a bridal chamber by the way!

These two can be considered a match made in heaven. It can be said that they left Kunlun and went to the imperial state, and Ziya married his wife today.

The morning after getting married, Jiang Ziya woke up early. Although he was seventy-two years old, he was still a man. Although he married a tigress, he was still a majesty.After blowing out the candles, it smells so good even in the dark! 3.4

Although he woke up in the morning and saw that the bed was in a big shape, snoring, and sleeping soundly, Ma Shi still felt like a dream, he couldn't help but smiled and shook his head and said to himself, "It's better to be in Kunlun Mountain, although my qualifications are poor, but my brother No one hates themselves!"

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Chapter [-] _ Hope Jackie Chan

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As for why Ma Cuihua was not married at the age of sixty-eight, yet she was easily married to Jiang Ziya at seventy-two. There is still a secret in it, listen to me.

Everyone still remembers what I said before, when the Dixin Madam Temple wrote a poem, I went to worship the temple of Taichen. Yes, Taichen is still very spiritual in the temple of Chaoge. When Ma Cuihua was sixteen years old, I once went to Taichen's temple to seek marriage!Taichen also calculated that this Ma Cuihua was Jiang Ziya's wife.

So Taichen showed a black belly and said: "Ma's Cuihua, I know what you want, now there are two choices, one is to let the flow find someone to marry, you will live a happy life and have many children and grandchildren. Second, when you are married at the age of sixty-eight, you will become a first-rank prime minister's wife!"

That Ma Cuihua was an arrogant and arrogant person, so she naturally chose the second option, and she would wait until she was sixty-eight years old.After wasting most of her life and finally marrying the person guided by the Holy Father, Ma Cuihua was so excited.

So the second half of Jiang Ziya's life was sad. Three months passed in a flash. Jiang Ziya and Ma Cuihua can be considered affectionate. She is the one who has broken her husband Jackie Chan.

On this day, Ma Cuihua couldn't bear it any longer, and she pinched the ear of Jiang Ziya, who was still reading, and said, "Husband, you are also a big man, and you have to do some proper living, right? You can't be here all day, except to eat. Just sleep, except sleep and eat, just like a pig."

Poor Jiang Ziya has been practicing Taoism for [-] years. The family has long since lost business and property. In addition, he is obsessed with Taoism and has no skills. After the two got married, they all depended on their righteous brother Song Yiren to help them. .

Ma was so arrogant, so he said to Jiang Ziya in private: "Husband, although you and Song Yiren are sworn brothers, but after all, they are not blood brothers, and even blood brothers have no reason to eat free food all year round at the brother's house, why don't I go home tomorrow? One trip, borrow some money from my father and do some small business, so that you and I can support ourselves!"

Jiang Ziya also felt that what Ma said was reasonable, but he couldn't wipe his face, so he asked Ma to go back to his mother's house to borrow money, so he said: "My dear wife, although I have been practicing Taoism for forty years, I am proficient in astronomy and geography, but I don't know any worldly business. Will weave fences!"

Ma Cuihua said: "It's good to know some craftsmanship. Although this business is simple, it doesn't cost much. We also have bamboo in our backyard. We can chop some bamboos, weave some bamboos, weave them into fences, and sell some banknotes to Chaoge City. It's all business. ."

Jiang Ziya nodded, leaning on Ma Cuihua, he chopped some bamboo, chopped the bamboo, weaved a fence, and picked Chaoge to sell.But from morning to night, not a single one was sold.Jiang Ziya saw that it was getting late, so he could only carry the burden and go back.

This time, it was seventy miles. Jiang Ziya was carrying a load of fences, one of them was not sold, and he was even more hungry, but he had no money, so he had to go home.When I went back and looked at my shoulders, it was already swollen.

When Mr. Ma saw Jiang Ziya coming back with a sullen face, when he took it out, it was a load, and it was a load when he came back, so he hurriedly stepped forward to ask, who knew that Jiang Ziya was a glass-hearted person, and he was crying and facing the face.

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Ma Cuihua complained.

I just heard Jiang Ziya say: "My lady, you are not virtuous. Did you despise me for being idle at home, so I asked me to sell the hedge? But does this Chaoge City use the hedge? How did I sell it for a day, and it turned out to be Didn't sell any of them, but swelled your shoulders instead?"

Ma Cuihua was not used to him, and said directly: "This hedge is a common thing in the world. If you don't say you can't sell it, you will complain about me!"

Song Yiren next door heard the quarrel between Jiang Ziya and his wife, and hurriedly came over to persuade Jiang Ziya, and asked Jiang Ziya, "Brother Xian, what is it that makes the husband and wife fight?"