I am Quaresma

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"Let's eat bananas in competition? Who eats more? When we go to the nightclub, we don't need him to pay for it. How?" Postiga said his creativity.

It's really not creative!

Teammates shook their heads one after another, saying it was boring.

Postiga did not give up, and tried to persuade: "The game is not the key. Think about it. On the field, a group of players on the bench are eating bananas together. This is a classic picture! Will definitely be included in the history of football!"

A few players heard the news, and the result of the banana game may not be very important, but this thing is very strange in itself, and it is easy to attract traffic!

Like entertainment stars, players need to pay attention. If there is no attention, how can there be traffic? If there is no traffic, how can there be an announcement?

There is no lower limit for all kinds of hype for entertainment stars, but professional players are mainly based on playing football, and they cannot be too versatile, so they will choose a more obscure way, such as... teasing!

Do you think there are so many teasers on the court?

Not for gaining attention, even at the expense of your own image.

Of course, there are really funny, such as Balotelli, such as Valdy...

Postiga’s idea is good. As long as the picture of their banana eating competition is photographed, it will definitely attract a lot of attention. This is a very interesting thing.

After reaching an agreement, Postiga took the bananas over, and put a plate in front of him, and started eating in a while.

Quaresma always feels that their current state is a bit like a monkey in a zoo, but it makes no sense to think about it at this time. Since it is a game, then there must be a sense of victory and defeat. Let’s win first.

Adrian Sei is watching the game on the field and is trying to find out the details of the current Porto tactics. But when he accidentally looked at the bench, he was stunned by the scene before him.

What did I see?

I saw that Quaresma and Postiga were sitting there madly picking bananas and sending them into their mouths, eating and looking at the people next to them. If the people next to them ate faster than themselves, it would be even more deadly. Eating, scrambling, as if eating slowly will be sent to the gallows.

Am I in the wrong place?

I haven’t heard of a food contest here!

A few animals didn’t know that their head coach had been confused by them. Maybe they didn’t care much about the result at the beginning, but as soon as someone took the lead, they were all infected, and the desire to win came out. One by one began to eat madly.

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2 pcs

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Bananas are huge, three are a pound.

After a while, Quaresma had already eaten 8 pieces, nearly 3 pounds.

Perhaps it is eaten slowly, most people can eat these bananas, but the problem is, according to Quaresma's way of eating Hessian, the average person can't stand it.

No longer, can't eat anymore!

Quaresma has a rush to eat like a buffet!

Looking around, a few animals are also utterly irresistible. For the first time, they found bananas so unpalatable.

Wow!

Fabiano lived and vomited himself!

Quaresma had also endured it. When he saw this scene, he almost couldn't control it, and his eyes could barely stand out.

"I admit defeat!" Pepe raised his hand as if to explode.

Quaresma is no longer good, throwing away half of the bananas he ate in his hand, slipping down and lying on the chair, where he was dead, he vowed that he would not participate in such a nonsense game next time.

As the initiator, Postiga's condition at this time is not good, but after everyone confessed, he actually became the ultimate winner.

"Please call me the little banana prince in the future!"

Postiga raised his hands high, looking excited and arrogant, as if he had won the Portuguese footballer himself.

vomit!

But for three seconds, Postiga also vomited.

The live broadcast was just due diligence, and he frequently gave the camera to the Porto bench. The appearance of several animals eating bananas together was also seen by fans watching the game, causing a hilarious discussion.

"Have these guys never eaten bananas or how to drop them?"

"Is this banana so delicious? Did they all vomit?"

"According to their way of eating, Porto has to go bankrupt!"

"Why do I suddenly want to eat bananas? I will buy them now, and no one will stop me!"

"Are these bananas a Porto championship reward?"

...

Adro Anse looked at a few funny players under his hands and didn't know what to say.

I don't know why, he had a thought that he shouldn't be coaching Porto.

He regretted it a little bit!

What are these **** doing?

Are they idiots?

I haven't seen any IQ players like them!

No, you have to give them a lesson, you can't let them do whatever they want!

So Adrian Sei stood up and came to several guys.

"Prepare, Postiga, Pepe, and... well, Fabiano, will you play together?"

In fact, Adriance finally wanted to say Quaresma, but after seeing Quaresma's slightly pleading expression, his heart softened, and he temporarily changed it to Fabiano.

In fact, Quaresma has already guessed what Adriance is going to do. If he is allowed to come off the bench at this time, there is nothing worse than this.

The three animals were dumbfounded to see that the sidelines had turned into a 4:1 scoreboard, and then look at each other’s belly that was rounder than the ball, and suddenly felt their pills!

The reason for playing this game is because the outcome of the game is meaningless. They don’t think they will have a chance to play off the bench, otherwise who dares to play?

Unexpectedly, Adrian Sey did so well!

Before they were deceived by his kind appearance, it turned out that he was the devil!

Quaresma looked at the three inexhaustible lives in his life, and couldn't help but gloating in his heart.

I see how the three of you will play in a moment.

No way, the three people did not dare to resist the purpose, and rubbed and walked to the sidelines, waiting for the chance of the dead ball, and played together.

If a pseudo-fan is watching the game, then he will be very confused at this time-what does it mean? Porto sent three pregnant women?

And the fans who saw a few people eating bananas just now are all mad and happy. They all understand that this is simply Adrian Se who is packing up these little guys who love to do things.

No matter whether the three people's outlook on life collapses, they have to play football on the court, can't they really walk here?

No matter how many opponents there are, an offensive player brings the ball towards Postiga, and Postiga can only face up hard and defend hard.

But I didn't expect it, so I ran for a few steps, and my stomach had turned over, and I couldn't hold back, Postiga vomited again!

The banana I just ate almost spit it out!

More interestingly, the opponent was dumbfounded, he was spit out a shoe!

My Nima!

Is this a hidden weapon attack?

Or Porto's new defensive means?

Is it that football skills and tactics have been developed and can be defended with disgusting people?

The game almost turned into a farce.

The referee thought about it, or give Posti a yellow card. Although there is no such precedent, there is no precedent in the history of football.

Well, it’s better to violate the spirit of sports if you take the card!

There was no suspense in the final game. Even if the three scrapped players were caught by their opponents and scored a goal, Porto still defeated their opponents 4:2 and won an unrelated victory.

After the match, the opponent's head coach didn't know how to speak. Anyway, the expression of constipation in the face, and finally couldn't hold back, took out two bananas from behind him and handed it to Adrian.

"Although it is a little bit, but it is also my heart, let it be given to your players!"

The black line on Adrian’s face was neither embarrassing nor embarrassing.

He swears that he must take care of those little bastards!

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On the way back to Porto, everyone was in a chilling look, knowing that Adrian was in a bad mood, they wouldn't touch the mold.

Quaresma was very happy, not because he felt that he had not been punished by Adrian, but found a way to improve himself.

After eating bananas on the sidelines, Quaresma found that he actually gained 0.03.

This is an unexpected joy!

Although he does not like this way of eating, he will not like bananas from now on, but this does not prevent him from like to increase the attributes.

Banana already has the effect of supplementing physical fitness, plus his sea eating method, actually brought about changes in physical properties.

Maybe only bananas have this effect!

But thinking of the pain he almost ate up, Quaresma felt that this method would still be used less in the future ~ www.readwn.com ~ with such effort, it would be better to go tens of thousands of meters more to get more real.

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The game quickly became a comedy in Portuguese football. A game that was supposed to be very serious was totally unrecognizable by a few guys who ate bananas on the sidelines. Even Postiga vomited his opponent's shoes. Can be more humorous than some comedy.

Interestingly, after the game, the Portuguese national who was spit out a shoe by Postiga officially complained to the Portuguese Football Association, saying that Porto player Postiga insulted himself in a disgusting way during the game and asked the Portuguese Football Association to punish Persia. Tiga.

When Postiga got the news, she almost didn't scold her. Why did I make you green or how to drop it? Isn't it over?

However, it is said that the Portuguese Football Association is in the middle of a meeting, and it may really be necessary to punish Postiga. Anyway, Postiga now looks like a beep, laughing personally.

In any case, the purpose of attracting traffic to several animals has been achieved. Although the method is a bit not normal, the result is good after all, isn't it?

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