I am Quaresma

In the afternoon, the players conducted corner kick tactical training under the leadership of assistant coach Patricia Morik.

Although the success rate of corner kicks in the Premier League is less than 4%, it is possible that the victory will be piled up with a probability of less than 4%, and any details are sloppy.

Moreover, this is not only a problem of 4% scoring rate, but also a problem of 4% drop rate. Corner offense and defense practice together, no problem.

Quaresma rarely takes corners, so the corner kick on the right is usually served by Eboué.

The players were in their respective positions in the penalty area and completed training in accordance with the offensive and defensive requirements, waiting for Eboue to take a corner kick.

Quaresma is outside the restricted area. Although he is not very afraid of physical confrontation, the dense crowd in the restricted area is not conducive to his performance, so it is far less threatening than ambushing outside the restricted area.

Everyone looked at Eboue, and the Ivorians laughed in the corner area, making them happy, and even a little inexplicable. Quaresma always had a bad hunch.

Eboue is not a player with normal mental attributes, and Balotelli also called the two major teasers in the world football, nicknamed football Chaplin, although it seems that nothing has happened during this time, but Quaresma knows, Once the emotion comes, it's strange not to tease you upside down.

Sure enough, Eboue waves up!

While all his teammates were waiting for him to take a corner kick, this guy twisted his dance in the corner area and puckered his **** in a funny way. He really threw Quaresma and wanted to kick him on the butt.

The teammates all scratched their heads and even laughed. With such a hot on the training ground, they could not follow the seriousness.

Pamorico yelled at Eboue, who was leaping sideways: "You are crazy! Hurry to take a corner kick!"

Eboue then reluctantly stopped the dance of spicy eyes, and the smile on his face was still very unsmooth.

Putting the ball back in the corner area, Eboué slowly backed away, as if to become serious, ready to serve.

Teammates also re-positioned the card position, training still has to continue.

Eboue started the run-up, and his teammates also started to work hard, either to grab points or to clear the siege, each with its own clear purpose.

Even Quaresma ran to the top of the arc, ready to grab the second drop.

But no one expected that Eboué kicked out without kicking, and shook everyone.

Eboue clapped his stomach and slapped the ground violently. He was about to cramp and laughed at everyone. He felt very happy.

But after a few seconds, when Eboue felt that the air was a little frozen, and it seemed that the top of his head was covered by dark clouds, he noticed something strange.

Angry teammates have surrounded him, and the bad expression makes Eboue feel life is precious for the first time.

A series of screams echoed over Kearney training base. It was extremely miserable. Even assistant coach Patricia Morico did not organize the players to commit murder. It was really too much for Eboue.

Anyway, when the players dissatisfied, the Eboué jerseys are full of big footprints, almost no one.

This story tells us profoundly-there are risks in teasing, and second goods need to be cautious.

Of course, Arsenal players will definitely not die, even when playing in the lap, most of them are playful, and they are really alive with such live treasures as Eboue.

At least with him, the atmosphere at Kearney training base is much happier.

However, Quaresma sometimes looks at Eboue with some sympathy. Perhaps his teammates regard Eboue as a tease, but Quaresma knows that this tease will be a bit pitiful in the future.

Because Eboue has a low level of education and a low level of education, he has been fooled a lot, and it is his wife who is the most serious about pitting him.

His white daughter-in-law often took out documents to let Eboue sign, telling him that it was an investment or something. Eboue felt that his wife could not pit herself, so she signed without looking at it.

As a result, when his daughter-in-law divorced him, he was dumbfounded. It was because of the documents he signed that he was purged.

Although Eboue is not a top star, his annual salary in Arsenal is not cheap, especially in Galatasaray, he earned 800w in two seasons, and his conservative estimate of his entire career can also earn more than 20 million. .

Then, cash, wealth management, and real estate were all taken away by his white wife. Even Eboue couldn't even see the children. Once in despair, he could only live in a friend's house.

The most incredible thing is that later the media also reported the news that Eboue was suffering from AIDS. Although the agent later clarified that the news was false, who can make it clear?

Anyway, this happy guy slowly lost his happiness, the indescribable irony.

Alas, since the teammates have a game, if Eboue is really down in the future, it is also justified for him to lend a helping hand. It will be no problem to arrange him as a youth coach in the club he bought. Not necessarily qualified to become the first team coach, but happy to play with children is still possible.

No, no, wouldn't it have trained all the children to be funny?

A group of Eboue?

It's terrible to think about!

Forget it, you can be my bodyguard! Haha!

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Because the relaxed atmosphere of getting the Champions League start has not lasted for a few days, the sky above Kearney training base is again covered with a shadow.

Not because of bad weather in London, but because of bad news.

Highbury King Henry will miss the next few games because of a groin strain.

Another groin!

Arsenal's groin seemed to be cursed, and problems occurred one after another.

Yongberg, Reyes, are all on the list of injuries due to groin problems. Yongberg just returned, and Henry was injured again!

As King Highbury~www.readwn.com~Henry has always carried all the expectations of fans Arsenal. His injury is undoubtedly the most terrible loss for Arsenal.

Wenger wants to fire the team's doctors. Will a small groin kill Arsenal?

The news of Henry's injury was reported by the media, and those who followed Arsenal could not help but secretly sigh. This season's gunman, although not a fate, is also in luck.

If Arsenal are still in the league this season, the culprit may not be strength, it may be injury.

Arsenal fans were sad, but this time they found that they were surprisingly strong and did not seem to have much despair.

If you think about it, they know the reason.

It turned out that Quaresma had established his omnipotent image in the hearts of fans in a short time. After losing Henry, because of Quaresma, the fans still retained hope.

Unconsciously, Quaresma has become Haybury's darling!