I am Quaresma

Arsenal's transfer work is officially over, and they are officially in the new season of technical and tactical exercises.

Quaresma has not played against Barack, either in the club or the national team.

Porto didn't encounter Bayern in the Champions League, nor did Arsenal.

The Portuguese national team reached the semifinals of the World Cup with the German national team, but unfortunately did not meet in the semifinals.

Germany was eliminated from Italy and there was no way to host the final against Portugal as a host.

So, this is the first time Quaresma has seen Barak in reality.

The thick eyebrows and big eyes, the square floor, and the tall and majestic figure are simply standard... runner-up looks...

Usually the champions are those who are quarrelsome and handsome like Quaresma. They have a lot of thoughts. If they have nothing to think about, they have a good chance of winning.

Too honest, it is often not easy to win!

Probably, good people are short-lived, bad people live for thousands of years, this is the reason!

The football in this world is complicated enough, almost ruled by a group of quarrels that Quaresma never thought of. Quaresma is always surrounded by wonderful flowers, and now Barak appears as a normal person. World view to save Quaresma.

When he first arrived, Barak seemed very low-key, not to mention showing his leadership temperament, he just wanted to integrate into Arsenal as soon as possible!

But in Quaresma's view, Barak was a little too shy.

When Garas changed clothes before, it was very slow, always the last one to walk out of the locker room, and Barak arrived the first day, but he did not dare to change clothes first, and wanted to drag to the last one.

Quaresma is puzzled, what is he shy about?

Is it possible that a big old man would be afraid that others would look at him shirtless?

Or is it that a certain part of Barak is too short, so that he does not want to be exposed in front of others, and his inferiority complex is serious?

The more Barak pushed away, the more curious Quaresma was.

It is not known whether curiosity can kill the cat, but it is enough for a few of them to grin and bark Barak with a smile.

The skin is very white!

This is the first impression of Quaresma and other animals on Barak's upper body!

There is nothing invisible to the people, is the problem with the lower body?

Seeing the unwilling smiles of these animals, Barak was bad.

There is also the practice of old people bullying newcomers in football, is he not a newcomer himself?

Even if I first arrived, but how can I say that it is the top midfielder in football, is it still a newcomer experience?

Pulling his pants on and off, Barak was really afraid that some animals would do something to himself!

I played in Arsenal, I don't play football!

"What are you doing rubbing about?" Quaresma asked puzzled. "Hurry to change your clothes and shoes to train!"

Barak, who had guarded his pants, smiled embarrassedly at this time, his head almost sagged, and said: "That, you go first, I will change slowly, don't worry!"

The more Barak is like this, the more Quararema wants to know Barack's worries.

Seeing Quaresma did not figure out how to swear, Barak lowered his head and gave the answer very embarrassedly.

"Well, my feet don't taste so good. I'm afraid that after I take off my shoes, you can't stand it anymore!"

This answer silenced the entire locker room and looked at Barak with an incredible look. The expression looked like it really smelled!

Is Barack actually sweaty?

No wonder he doesn't change clothes and shoes when there are many people. I'm afraid we can't stand it!

Just when everyone was surprised, Galas suddenly laughed.

"What's this, if I take off my shoes, you can't run even if you want to run! Hahaha!"

Galas's tone even brought a little disdain, as if this is something to be proud of!

Quaresma couldn't help rolling her eyes. How did you calm down and talk about sweaty feet?

The ability of the two new aids is good, but the problem is that in the future, the Arsenal dressing room will bid farewell to the fresh air!

It seems that there is not much difference between the improvement of strength at such a price and the economic development at the cost of smog!

It may be a psychological effect. Quaresma seems to have smelled a sour taste through the shoes!

Nima!

Spit!

Can I apply to the club for Galas and Barak to separate a private room?

The club always promotes humanity, and now is the time for you to fulfill your commitment!

People-oriented, don't stop at the literal meaning!

Is this a biohazard for the locker room version?

Just when everyone was horrified and inexplicable, Galas and Barak had already begun a competition to defend their honor!

"Is the King of the Seine Sour Feet a worthy name?" Galas was born on the banks of the Seine.

Barak also showed no signs of weakness, "Do you really think my East German fungus madman will be afraid of you?"

It was like a decisive battle against the top of the Forbidden City. In the end, Galas and Barak died!

The funeral for them is... all the members of the first team of Arsenal...

...

Facts have proved that Quaresma's good expectations may be defeated. The two new aids Barack and Galas don't seem to be normal people. At least normal people will not go to fight for their feet..... .

After the reinforcement of the transfer market, Arsenal's main lineup has also surfaced in the new season. Recently, Wenger has been tapping the potential of this set of main lineups in training.

If faced with a strong team, the starting lineup of 4231 is balanced and the midfield will not fall. Arsenal will have the capital to compete with any team.

In the face of weak players, the starting lineup will only become a standard 442 position, double forward Henry and Adebayor charge, and the combination of midfielder Xiaofa and Barak can directly suppress the opponent and provide continuous support.

If you don't consider the thickness of the bench, then Arsenal are absolutely capable of ensuring competitiveness during the long journey of the season.

But the only regret is that Ashley Cole's departure still has a certain impact on Arsenal. As the best left back in the Premier League, he is an important part of Arsenal's tactics.

Although the replacement, Krishna, is good, he is not as threatening as Ashley Cole.

The new aid from Gallas can only play the left back in Chelsea, but he hopes to return to the middle. At Arsenal, he finally fulfilled his wish.

It's just that Campbell and Koloture are sitting in the Arsenal line. It is obviously impossible for Galas to come to the first time to directly press one of the two on the bench, so he can only slowly wait for the opportunity.

Of course, if the opponent has a right-wing forward or a right-winger with a strong blasting ability, Wenger may let Galas play a left-back to strengthen the defense.

Galas wants to cry without tears, at least in Chelsea can almost hit the main force, but Arsenal can not even hit the main force, how sad!

What is more sad is that, in the bench, each training has to face the torment of Quaresma against him, extremely cruel, and Galas can't wait to announce his retirement.

Of course, Quaresma wouldn't care, Galas was crying, crying, and got used to it!

What makes Quaresma satisfied is that every time he drills a new lineup and new tactics, his team's ability to cooperate has increased significantly, which is much more useful than watching the game video day and night.

Originally Quaresma had a very creative idea. Going to a football coach training course by yourself, will the systematic study make your team's ability to cooperate with rapid growth?

However, after understanding the relevant matters of the coach training class in detail, Quaresma gave up this idea!

In his imagination, the coaching training class is like a cram school. A group of people who are interested in the profession of football coaching sit in the classroom listening to the senior tactical lecturers on the podium. The course is finished, and a certificate of training qualification is issued directly. Then, a group of rookie coaches were born.

But in fact, it's not that much!

The football coach training system is divided into five levels. No matter what occupation you were in before, even if you are the pinnacle professional player, you can only follow the five steps and step by step if you can become a football coach after retiring. Can't skip levels.

The training of the most elementary coach is very simple, but the design of the tutorial is only to teach students the basic knowledge of football and a simple method of how to improve personal football skills. It does not involve knowledge of technical and tactical aspects.

The second level of coach training will also not involve technical tactics.

Only after reaching the third level, we began to truly teach students the full control of 11-a-side football, technical and tactical principles, training methods and other aspects of knowledge.

That is to say, Quaresma wants to improve his teamwork ability through the coaching training class, and must also pass the boring first and second level training and exams in order to obtain it in the third level training class Theoretical knowledge of technical and tactical aspects.

Too much trouble!

If you get the third-level coach qualification certificate, you can go to be a youth training coach!

Really delaying time, and this stuff can not be correspondence, Quaresma gave up this idea directly.

Or grow slowly and subtly around Wenger!

No matter how bad, Arsenal still has several assistant coaches. It’s okay to ask them to talk about tactics. It’s not a big deal at the cost of a few young models...cough... The price, bribe bribe chant!

With such a diligent and hard-to-learn trait, maybe he has not retired yet, and his coaching ability can already be comparable to some super coaches!

After retiring, he directly coached the giants and seamlessly connected. It is very interesting to think about it!

...

During the construction of the overall tactics, Arsenal played several warm-up matches, winning or losing, but no one cared.

If someone feels that Arsenal’s warm-up is not playing well, the new season has a slim future. When the season ends, his face will probably be swollen!

Everyone's predictions for the new season's Premier League champions are actually the same.

Chelsea, who has topped the Premier League for two consecutive seasons, is still the number one favourite to win the championship. The powerful lineup, mature tactics, and a top coach are the reasons why everyone is optimistic about them. Their chances of winning the championship are the biggest.

However, Arsenal is also not to be underestimated in the hearts of everyone. It originally had the ability to threaten Chelsea’s dominance. In the summer, it introduced the superstar Barak. At least in the main lineup, Arsenal can fully compete with Chelsea. The only weak one The place is probably the depth of the bench.

Of course, with the first person in football, Quaresma, Arsenal will have the opportunity to smooth any gaps. This is the most amazing place in Quaresma!

Never underestimate the magic of Quaresma.

Last season's Arsenal did not have the capital to win the Champions League, but it is precisely because of the magical play of Quaresma, Arsenal defeated all opponents and stood on the highest podium.

This summer's World Cup is also the same. Compared with the giants, Portugal has no obvious championship, but Quaresma almost helped Portugal to win the Hercules Cup by virtue of his own strength!

Horrible!

So in the case where the Arsenal lineup is almost inferior to Chelsea, and there is the sublimation of Quaresma, who dares to say that Arsenal must not defeat Chelsea?

Therefore, in everyone's minds, Arsenal and Chelsea are the two most popular champions!

As for the other two traditional giants Manchester United and Liverpool, I am afraid they will be far away from the champion!

Manchester United introduced Carrick, but it does not seem to allow the existing lineup to be sublimated. Even if young players such as Ronaldo and Rooney are becoming more and more mature, whether they can compete with Chelsea Arsenal is definitely an unknown.

Red Army Liverpool has nothing more to watch. A Kuyt who will only fall in the World Cup will give them the ability to win the championship directly?

No one believes at all!

From the winning odds given by bookmakers, the mainstream view can already be seen.

Chelsea odds to win 3.80

Arsenal win odds 3.90

Manchester United odds to win the championship 12.00

Liverpool odds to win 16.00

...

The 0.1 odds behind Arsenal are actually due to their depth of the bench.

The Liverpool and Manchester United odds of winning the championship have exceeded 10, obviously everyone is not optimistic about their prospects for winning the championship!

In the top scorer odds rankings, Quaresma has already topped the list and is far ahead.

Last season Quaresma was only behind teammate Henry and got the silver boots of the Premier League season, ranking before Fannie.

But this does not mean that Quaresma has insufficient scoring ability.

On the one hand, Quaresma’s attendance rate in the league is not high, and the overall game time is far less than the competitors;

On the other hand, in many cases, Arsenal beat opponents into defeat. In the situation where the victory has been locked early, I am afraid that Quaresma will not go all out and fight too hard.

At the same time, teammate Henry's goal is directed at the golden boots, and Quaresma may not be willing to compete with Henry.

This is the main reason why Quaresma failed to win the Golden Boot in the league!

To break the Champions League single-season personal goal record to win the Champions League Golden Boot, and scored an incredible 12 goals in the World Cup, it seems that this is Quaresma's true ability!

Who dares to underestimate such a super goal scorer?

Last season, Quaresma ceded the golden boot to his teammate Henry, so how could Henry be embarrassed to continue this season and let Reisma fight?

Van Nistelrooy is gone, Henry does not dispute, then who else can threaten Quaresma's golden boots?

Perhaps, only the Ukrainian nuclear warhead Shevchenko who just joined Chelsea has such a possibility!

Of course, all this is based on the fact that Quaresma did not significantly increase the number of goals in the season.

If Quaresma really broke out in the Premier League in the new season, and the number of goals broke through the sky, then there is no need to worry about who the competitor is!

At that time, I am afraid that I will be alone to defeat!

The odds for the golden boots that the bookmaker gave Quaresma are surprisingly low, and it is obviously possible to make money. If the odds are high, all the bets are not enough to pay.

In short, everyone is looking forward to the new season of Arsenal and Quaresma.

The age of Quaresma is really coming!

...

"Let's work together in the evening. After training for so long, there is no entertainment. I feel like my whole person is going to rust!"

During training breaks, Eboue began to entangle nightclub entertainment.

After Ashley Cole left, the Ivorian became Arsenal's entertainment leader.

Several animals responded, and Gallas, who had just joined, also actively joined the small group. He was the strongest supporter of the nightclub action.

However, Quaresma did not have time to fall with them, and letting go of the waves was just to find a spiritual stimulation. Everyone has different pursuits. If you simply want to stimulate, then Quaresma has too many ways. Now!

When you have time to go to the decadent nightclub, it is better to go to the iron, or go to the school to find Emma. Even if you want to be ambiguous with different beauties, there is no need to go to the entertainment place. The purpose of the flesh and skin is not simple.

Moreover, there is a community shield tonight, Quaresma still wants to watch the game!

The two teams participating in the Community Shield are Chelsea and Liverpool. Chelsea are the Premier League champions and Liverpool are the FA Cup champions. Only they are eligible to compete for this championship similar to other countries' Super Cup.

Perhaps this is not a game with a high gold content, and honors are optional, and everyone does not care too much.

But the Community Shield Cup is a review of the two teams in the new season, and it is still possible to see something from the game.

These two opponents deserve the attention of Quaresma!

In the past, Chelsea turned from prosperity to decline this season. Contradictions broke out in many ways. Even with a high-ranking team, it is inevitable that Mu will have three years of tragedy.

And Liverpool may have always been in an unstable state in the league, but it reached the Champions League final again this season. Although Milan will be avenged by Istanbul at night, it may also become an Arsenal opponent.

Therefore, Quaresma must pay attention to these two opponents!

Shaking his head rejected Eboue’s proposal, and Quares walked back to the dressing room, ready to change clothes and go home!

However, at the moment of pushing the door, Quaresma took the door and fled. If he didn't run fast, he was almost knocked down here!

Nima, Gallas is changing shoes impatiently!

Quaresma ran away, his face was green after being poisoned, and he almost died inside.

My Nima!

So poisonous!

Arsenal can't be mixed!

When Galas came out, there was a little embarrassment on his face, but his heart was dark.

Let you ravage me on the training ground, I also ravaged you with my stinky feet!

...

Back home, Quaresma was shocked, but as the game began, it slowly calmed down.

Look at Chelsea's performance, and then look at Liverpool's performance. These two opponents are very strong!

Both coaches' tactical ideas are stronger than limiting their opponents, so the game may not be very exciting, but it must be very intense!

The game scene did not surprise Quaresma, but as a result, Quaresma was a little surprised.

Liverpool won and beat Chelsea with a score of 2:1 to get the start of the new season.

In the game, Liverpool showed extremely good tactical execution ability, and the state seems to be better than Chelsea, so it is not surprising to win the championship.

But Chelsea's play is a bit bad!

Shevchenko was completely unable to exert his due power on the front line and was lost in Chelsea's tactical system. This is also the most important reason for Chelsea's defeat.

Quaresma knew that this deal would eventually prove to be a failure. Shevchenko could hardly exert his own strength in Mourinho’s tactical system, and it would also affect the overall strength of the strong team. Let Shevchenko occupy the main position, I am afraid that Chelsea can not escape the fate of decline.

Drogba’s pivot function is indispensable. He must occupy a main position, instead of playing Shevchenko, he can only play double forwards. In this way, it is not easy to arrange in the midfield!

Mourinho is still better at the 4231 formation built on a tight defense system.

This is interesting!

Maybe they didn’t need to beat Chelsea, they fell down by themselves!

After watching the game, I expressed some emotions. Quaresma continued his career as an iron player. Although the equipment in the gym is about to be broken by him, this cannot be a reason for Quaresma to be lazy.

I have not left everyone far behind!

Don't use "high in the cold" to show all the loneliness, this is just a way for the successful to pretend.

If you don’t stand at the highest place, you don’t even have the capital to send such emotions!

Although Quaresma is barely the first person in the world of football, neither Ronaldo nor Messi has stopped the pace of catching up, and this season's Kaka is destined to be super god. If he does not work hard, he will definitely be Kaka caught up.

The title was still warm in his arms, so he had to give it back to others, and Quaresma was not reconciled.

So, keep working hard!

"Five hundred push-ups!"

"Five hundred squats if you can't do it!"

"Finally, there are ten groups of equipment to suppress pressure, and the task tonight will be almost the same!"

Quaresma hummed while continuing to train with Xiao Li's training method until the whole person was exhausted before throwing himself on the bed and sleeping to death!

In the dream, Quaresma was intimate with Emma, ​​and his clothes were taken off, but Wenger took a poke.

"At this time you still have the leisure to do bad things, hurry up and play for me!"

So, the stunned Quaresma came on the bare butt, and then he faced 11 elite strong men...

"If you always look at my ass, then we really can't have fun together!"

Quaresma murmured, rolled over, and slept again.

...

Coming to the training base early the next day, Quaresma turned on a life-threatening training mode. Before the arrival of his teammates, he should do at least 20 sets of shooting practice!

The teammates came one after another, and Quaresma clearly saw that the several guys who participated in the collective activity last night were wearing big dark circles and yawning endlessly, feeling as if they could lie on the lawn at any time and fall asleep.

I knew at a glance that they must have done nothing good last night!

However, when the training officially started, the two new aids, Gallas and Barak, had not yet arrived, which made Quaresma very puzzled.

Did the two guys forget the difference in training start time between the new club and the old club?

After a hard training in the morning, until lunch time, in the surprise eyes of teammates, Galas and Barak were late, and the two people's coincidence of frustrated expressions made Quares' brain out. Great drama.

The two played hi last night and were drunk and drunk, each embracing the girl to the hotel and having a carnival overnight.

As a result, I woke up in the morning and found that the two of them were sleeping in a bed!

This is terrible?

So, who exactly was having a party with yourself last night?

...

But obviously, Quaresma's brain filling is very unreliable, and the facts are not so serious at all!

Soon, Quaresma learned from Ebue's mouth.

Last night I did play very well in the nightclub. Everyone has their own success, and they took the girl they caught to the hotel to continue to hi.

However, the bad thing is the bad thing on Galas and Barak.

The girl that Galas caught was too anxious, just entered the hotel room, and took the initiative to post it, entangled with Galas, impatiently helped Galas to take off his clothes, and took off his shoes... ..

Then she passed out...

Waking up in the morning, the girl called the police directly, not because Galas violated her, but because Galas intended to murder him.

No murder, why store poison gas in your shoes?

So, in the morning, Galas was dealing with this matter, so that he was absent from training.

Galas just wanted to cry without tears!

Blame me?

Who makes you so anxious?

Usually I have to sterilize my feet before going to bed. You don’t let me sterilize. If you are poisoned, don’t blame me!

Fortunately, such an embarrassing thing has not been informed by the paparazzi, otherwise it is estimated that Gallas will become the laughing stock of world football.

And Barak seems to be unlucky. He didn't go to the nightclub with a few animals last night, but went on a date with his girlfriend he just met.

Unexpectedly, after enjoying a romantic candlelight dinner in the hotel room, the two were preparing for some passion, and then Barak took off his shoes and his girlfriend vomited directly.

When his girlfriend ran away in a panic, Barak was stupid there.

In the past few passions, why did the girl not respond?

He always thought that girls could endure the unique taste on their feet!

After a while, the girl called and broke up with Barak directly, and at the same time, she also spoke out the whole story.

It turned out that she had suffered from sinusitis before and could not smell it at all, so she did something shameless and shameless with Barak several times, and didn't notice the same thing.

But today, sinusitis was cured, but Barak gave her a big surprise.

Almost didn't let her die there!

Is this all considered a biological weapon?

Break up!

Must break up!

Regardless of Barak's all-round recovery, the girl's attitude is very firm!

Even though Barak was very good in every aspect, he couldn't help thinking when he thought that he would live with Barak in the future.

Tanima stinks!

Then, Barak, who fell in love, was drunk, so drunk that he didn't wake up until noon to train to the base!

...

After listening to the encounter between the two, Quaresma's mouth twitched slightly. He really doubted how the two of them grew so big!

Are their closest parents alive?

Perhaps, there will be a biohazard scene in Hollywood movies, but it may not be caused by a biological virus leak. The reason is probably caused by the germs on the feet of Galas and Barak...

It seems that the plan to build an isolation locker room must be on the agenda!

...

Finally, the new season of the Premier League kicked off.

In the first round, Arsenal sat in the new stadium to meet Vera's challenge.

The sales of Arsenal season tickets in the new season are very good, which makes the construction of the new stadium of Arsenal meaningful. If the fans do not buy it, they will still be the original number of fans. Arsenal will become the laughing stock of the entire world football. .

Fans are also full of expectations for the performance of Arsenal in the new season. Compared with the undefeated championship season, it seems that the current Arsenal lineup is more dominant.

Moreover, even the Champions League champions who once dared not think about it have won, Arsenal can be among the ranks of the top giants, how can fans not continue to support the team at this time?

During the warm-up, fans have been singing, from Arsenal team songs to simple songs written for various players, and finally sang "There is only one Alsena Wenger!", passion is bursting!

Quaresma naturally also has its own songs, but Quaresma has never heard which song was adapted from the song of Quaresma.

Sometimes Quaresma is thinking, or else find a composer and lyricist to create a song for himself, let the fans sing this song to sing themselves?

Okay, this is a bit shameless!

After the warm-up, the starters returned to the locker room, and the substitutes sat directly on the bench. Quares, who galloped behind Galas, also took the bench.

Yes, Quaresma did not enter the starting lineup in this game.

Because he reached the World Cup final~www.readwn.com~Quaresma did not get much rest time in the summer, so Wenger is preparing to give Quaresma more time to adjust, so he does not intend to let Quarare soon. Sima takes on the important task.

Even Barack and Henry did not make the starting list. If they were injured when they were in a bad state, it would be worth the loss.

Quaresma doesn't feel that there is a problem with his state. After all, there is a system guarantee. The least worry is the state problem.

But as if Wenger always thought he was not physically fit, the stubborn professor would always decide some things according to his inherent cognition, so Quaresma could only helplessly sit on the bench.

It's okay, when the team can't open the offense, the professor will think of himself!

Is not it?

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