I am Quaresma

Whether Porto, the Moscow Central Army, or the Bundesliga Hamburg, are second-tier teams on the European battlefield, may cause some trouble for the giants, but it is difficult to create miracles.

But these three teams are facing Arsenal, but they can't even find a chance to breathe. Isn't such an Arsenal a strong one?

The fundamental reason for Arsenal's strength is not that the new aid Barak has supported the arsenal of the arsenal, but that they have the unstoppable existence of Quaresma.

In the four group matches, Quares scored twice on the racecourse and scored a total of eight goals. Even without the support of other teammates, his eight goals still ensure Arsenal’s four-game winning streak.

You know, in the previous season, these eight goals were enough to ensure that Quaresma ranked in the top of the Champions League scorer list, and even the final Golden Boots are likely.

But now, the season has just begun, and the group stage has only finished four rounds. With Quaresma's current goal efficiency, no one knows what kind of miracle Quaresma can create at the end of the Champions League.

At least, last season Quaresma had just set a single-season scoring record in the Champions League, which should be old!

As long as Arsenal go far enough, the Champions League golden boots are almost in Quaresma's pocket.

And Quaresma's goals in the Premier League are equally impressive, leading the top scorers list, so that Henry and Drogba and other scorers can only sigh.

For a phenomenal winger such as Quaresma, someone has already concluded that I am afraid he will lead a new genre to be born. The era of wingers is here!

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In the next round of the league, Arsenal challenged West Ham away. Quaresma, who is in excellent form, still got the opportunity to start. Even if Wenger took a large rotation, he still chose to trust Quares to ensure victory. horse.

Van Persie also got the opportunity to start the game, after confirming that he entered the starting list, this product has been entangled with Quaresma, and the faceless and skinless asked Quaresma to feed him cakes.

Quaresma will naturally not fail to keep his promise, so after confirming that there will be no waves in the game, he will definitely create opportunities for Van Persie as much as possible.

People are untrustworthy, this time fooling Van Persie, then next time you don’t expect him to do anything for you.

But Quaresma even more believes that people do not stand still!

In such a wonderful football field, surrounded by countless exotic flowers, even if Quaresma wants a serious growth is not realistic, so go to the waves!

West Ham United is not a strong team, although their nickname is the Hammer Gang, the same brutal and rough play, but because Redding has made things big, West Ham United is also afraid of being implicated, so the recent field is very Convergence, in the face of Arsenal, will inevitably fall into the passive.

Halfway through the first half, Quaresma used a corner kick to create a threat and spur an attack. In the end, Barak stabbed the ball into West Ham United's goal during the chaos.

Soon after, Eboue contributed a shocking world wave on the right, rewriting the score to 2:0.

The game, so far lost its suspense!

So in the second half, Quaresma began to focus more on the pancakes for Van Persie, even if he could score goals, he did not care too much.

However, Van Persie's poor scoring efficiency has always been Quaresma's biggest concern, he did not want to work hard for a long time but got nothing.

His worries were not unreasonable, as it turned out that Van Persie was a bit unreliable.

Shortly after the second half began, Quaresma sent a straight to Van Persie from the rib. Robin Hood had turned to get a single-handed opportunity, but he sent the ball into the arms of West Ham United goalkeeper.

While Van Persie held his head in regret, Quaresma also made the same move, and their regrets were completely in sync.

I am afraid that by switching to Henry or Adebayor, Arsenal have already scored goals, but Van Persie is wasting the opportunities endlessly. Quaresma is really difficult to imagine. How will General Fan be made in the future?

One assist was so wasted, how could Quaresma be reconciled.

So next, Quaresma continued to feed Van Persie, just like the animal breeder, to the animals.

Within a few minutes, Quaresma sent a sharp cross from the left, and Van Persie grabbed a point in the middle, but his header was far higher than the beam and missed the goal again.

Quaresma regretted it!

Why did you make three assists?

If there are only three threats to pass, then Quaresma will be able to complete it quickly, but now with three assists, with a mentally efficient goal such as Van Persie, won’t you not be able to complete your entire career?

How to do?

Do you let yourself go against your promises and give up to continue to give Van Persie pancakes?

Quaresma really can't do it.

Therefore, he can only continue to stop at Van Persie's mouth, as to whether he can score a goal, then he can only follow his destiny.

In the second half of the 75th minute, Van Persie got the most threatening shot in the game. Quares sent a straight ball from the ribs to the front. Van Persie turned to the penalty area and faced the goalkeeper. No one can stop him.

Can't help but cheer to celebrate, not only to celebrate the goal, but also to celebrate his difficult assists.

However, things are far from simple.

West Ham United goalkeeper did not make an effective save when facing the close shot, but Van Persie's shot did not fly directly to the goal.

Duang! ! !

With a loud noise, the ball hit the post fiercely, causing a buzzing sound from the goal. Van Persie's shot strength was simply amazing.

But they haven't waited for the fans to exclaim because of this goal post. After the ball hit the goal post, it bounced back and directly hit Van Persie's face without any thought preparation.

If the retransmission lens can capture the moment's picture, I am afraid that the fans will be able to see Van Persie's sullenly deformed face.

There are many kinds of shots, including smart shots, violent shots, and arc shots. Even if some nicknames are added, it is probably a tiger shot or a eagle shot.

However, Van Persie's shot was definitely a suicide shot.

Quaresma has clearly heard a scream from Van Persina's heart.

"I will hurt you for you!"

Fortunately, it's just stuffy on the face, and the whole face is small. If the position is moved down and stuffed under the lower abdomen, it is really a major operation!

However, stupid people have stupid blessings, and it is often common to get blessed by misfortune.

After the ball hit Van Persie's face, it rebounded again, and it suddenly bounced towards the goal of West Ham United. The West Ham United goalkeeper simply failed to respond. He looked at the ball flying into his own goal in amazement and once doubted his life.

The stands are all West Ham United fans stunned, the development of the plot far exceeds their expectations, and the turning and reversal are simply not what they can grasp.

This way of scoring is a bit weird!

If Van Persie's normal shot broke their goal, they would be disappointed, but they would not show such a surprised expression.

Everyone thought that Van Persie would give them a fatal blow with such a strange way of scoring. Even fans with too much imagination will only be dumbfounded at this time.

This is the legendary "killing one thousand enemies and self-impairing 800"?

West Ham fans would like to tell Van Persie that in fact you don’t need to score in a self-harming way, and we won’t stop you if you score normally

Van Persie was hit in the face and lay on his back. He felt as if the whole earth was stuffed on his face. The sourness, with tears and snots, almost filled the world.

However, when I just found myself scoring a goal, the whole person was stunned again!

What the **** happened?

Can anyone tell me, I just scored with my face?

So, does this goal count?

Van Persie no longer knows how to describe his current mood.

Are you excited?

Are you excited?

Or is it slightly bitter?

Although the goal made him excited, but the pain may turn into a laughing stock and it made him a little embarrassed.

It's like a swordsman practicing swordsmanship hard, but forgot to bring his own sword when fighting with others, so he can only pick up the bricks and turn over his opponent.

Such a victory is really a bit embarrassing!

There is no use for what he is best at, but he wins in a funny way. Is this a joke?

Just when Van Persie didn't know whether he should celebrate or not, his teammates rushed up one by one, and he couldn't wait to roll on the turf one by one. Van Persie's unlucky virtue was really unstoppable.

Even West Ham United fans in the stands have forgotten the pain of losing the ball and laughed heartlessly. This rare and funny scene must be laughed first.

"Your goal will be recorded in history, maybe 100 years later, your name will not be remembered, but this goal will be remembered!"

"Robin, teach me how to score with my face! The technical content of this new shooting method is too high!"

"Well, does your face hurt?"

"I think you may have a tendency to be disfigured. Let me introduce you to a plastic surgery hospital. They are highly skilled and have low fees. They will definitely meet your various needs!"

The team members rubbed Van Persie's hair. In Van Persie's still expression, he walked back to his own half and celebrated as he walked.

It's just that Quaresma couldn't help scratching his head at this time, because he wasn't sure whether the goal was actually his assist.

Although his own pass created this type of threat, Van Persie's shot did not break the first time. After the ball hit the post, Van Persie used his face to make a shot. If it is strictly in accordance with the rules, this may not be his own assist.

After working for a long time and getting nothing, Quaresma couldn't help but suffocated.

Regardless of whether it's officially counted or not, anyway, I count it, this ball must be counted as an assist.

You don't have to reason with me, it's not that you must have sympathy for you if your face is swollen.

Quaresma at this time has no reason to say.

At the end of the game, the score on the field was already 4:0, and Arsenal beat the opponent again, taking all three points.

Although Quaresma didn't score, the team won, and he also fed Van Persie a pie, and he was in a good mood.

After the game, Quaresma is definitely not the focus, and Van Persie, whose face has been swollen like sweet potatoes.

He is really famous, with his face

"I really don't want such a famous way, what should I do?" Van Persie wailed with a sad face on the bus.

"You should be content, you know, so many people want to become famous and have no chance of getting red, or even take it off, do you know how rare this opportunity is?" Quaresma teased mocking Van Persie, he did Van Persie felt a little hypocritical.

For a shooter, scoring is the supreme pursuit.

No matter how you scored, the ball got into the opponent's goal, that is your success!

Van Persie’s goal-scoring efficiency at Arsenal is so outrageous that he has repeatedly wasted a good opportunity, and now he has finally scored a goal. Instead, he feels that the way of scoring is somewhat embarrassing. Isn’t that hypocritical?

If you throw this choice to other strikers and choose between not scoring or scoring with a face, then I am afraid that most strikers will choose to score with a face, which is not a shame!

You can't even eat instant noodles, what are you hungry for?

"I would rather score with my face!" Walcott looked at Van Percy with envious eyes: "But I have no chance to score with my face!"

That expression and eyes are as if Van Persie has picked up the pie that fell from the sky!

After hearing this, Quaresma couldn't help but smile at Walcott, this wish can still be satisfied!

If you also want to score with your face, then I can create this opportunity for you!

As long as you stand at an appropriate angle, with my superb shooting, a shot is drawn on your face, and the ball bounces back to score the goal.

The premise is that you can stand it

The bus laughed and laughed. The players discussed the relationship between goals and faces enthusiastically. Even Wenger couldn't help but join the discussion. The atmosphere was very relaxed.

The first team got another chance to rest and adjust~www.readwn.com~ The mid-week League Cup does not require them to participate, even if it is a strong enemy Liverpool on the weekend, but several animals have already been unable to bear that. A heart that wants to hold a party.

"We just celebrated the goals Robin scored with his face, really!" Xiaofa's eyes revealed sincerity.

Always find a sounding reason for the party, even if everyone knows it is self-deception, but at least they can feel more at ease.

At this time, even Van Persie felt that his face did not hurt so much.

At least a swollen face is not useless. It seems to be justified by their justification.

Quaresma rolled his eyes to the side. The reason for this party is indeed very strong, as if it had to be celebrated with the reason that "the neighbor's sow gave birth to eight piglets."

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