I am Quaresma

This summer, Real Madrid’s big moves have not been interrupted. Whenever the fans want to look away a little to pity other teams, Real Madrid will always make a big effort to regain everyone’s attention, which is in line with Florenti. Nuo's consistent style.

Real Madrid officials announced that Schuster will become the team's new head coach.

Although this incident has been in full swing before, the signing of the contract actually detonated public opinion again.

Many people questioned that Real Madrid fired Capello, the champion coach who led Real Madrid to regain the La Liga title after four years, but instead signed Schuster, a rookie coach with no experience in the management of the giants, Schuster has the ability to manage Real Madrid. Dressing room?

You know, the giant's dressing room has always been a very mysterious place, and it is also the most complicated place, even if it is said to be an independent small society.

It may be a blind date, it may be intrigue, it may be a gang, it may even be a stranger.

If a head coach cannot manage the locker room, then he is absolutely impossible to lead the team to achieve good results.

And more importantly, there is also a Raul in the dressing room of Real Madrid that has almost no less authority than the head coach. This is definitely the first pass for Schuster.

Without Raul's support, Schuster would not want to achieve any results at Real Madrid.

But this is obviously not something that Quaresma needs to care about. Although many people in the past life, Black Raul is the ball tyrant, at least Quaresma feels that Raúl has the blood of Madrid flowing in his bones. If it is really beneficial to Real Madrid, Raul is impossible. To destroy, otherwise he would not be the spiritual leader of Real Madrid.

The team has not started to gather, because of the America’s Cup, Real Madrid simply gave players more vacation time, and the official registration date is July 20.

I thought Real Madrid would have arrangements such as the American trip or the Asian trip, but perhaps considering the training time and other issues, so this summer, Real Madrid will only conduct training preparations in Edining, Austria, and then play a few warm-up matches to end preparations.

Before the team assembled, because of the rest time, Quaresma was played by C Rolla.

Cristiano Ronaldo told him before that one of his friends was making a movie. The two of them could make a cameo and have an actor’s addiction. At the same time, they can also increase the attention of their friends’ movies. After all, the two biggest stars in football Performance, at least the fans of Manchester United and Real Madrid are interested in taking a look.

Of course, it's just a cameo, with a few shots, a few lines, and it's kind of an egg, not a main actor, or they can't really act.

The acting is flawed. Without Laying training, why is it all No Lu Zi?

"Thank you for coming! I think that when this movie breaks the world box office record, you will be proud of participating in this movie!"

Came to the shooting location, Cristiano Ronaldo's director friend warmly welcomed the two of them, but he spoke so that Quaresma did not know how to interface.

Should I be so stinky?

The guest appearance is generally more popular for you, but in the end you said that we will be proud of this movie in the end?

Ronaldo did not expect the director to be so inflated.

Do you want to win the world movie box office champion, does Cameron know?

Now Quaresma is a bit suspicious of whether he and C Luolai came to a foolish decision.

"Maybe, I hope the facts are not the other way around!" Quaresma shrugged and his attitude became indifferent.

Anyway, who doesn’t have a few idiot friends? Since he is C Ronaldo’s friend, he doesn’t want to worry about C Ronaldo’s face.

"The plot design of the two of you is like this. Here, the aliens confessed to the heroine. When the romantic atmosphere reached its climax, the camera zoomed out to the two young people sitting next to the park chairs!"

"These two young men are two of you cameo!"

"The two of you have to be like a maiden, playing as **** men snuggling with each other, despising the love of aliens and heroines, and declaring that the love between you is truly the most loyal love, because the aliens leave When we are on earth, we will definitely not take the heroine away!"

"Probably this is the case, I believe you will be able to complete the performance brilliantly!

...

In front of the director, both Ronaldo and Quaresma were stupid. They never thought that the director actually asked them to make a **** appearance.

What's this called Nima?

If not thinking about this guy's thinking is always empty, C Luo wants to take off his shoes to pump him.

Gay with Quaresma?

It's scary to think about!

If this movie is released, the whole world will be crazy if they see this egg!

Shaking his head vigorously, Quaresma stopped doing it, even if it was a spoof!

If he is an actor, from a professional perspective, no matter what role he can't refuse.

But he is a non-professional who came to guest, is it appropriate for him to act gay?

Quaresma vowed that the director would dare to make such a request, and he would die with the director.

"Are you sure you really don't want these two roles?" The director refused very hard when he saw Ronaldo and Quaresma, and couldn't help but regret: "Then I can only leave it to Figo and Rui Costa. , They also said they would come for a cameo!"

Quaresma is almost crying!

Does this product actually know Figo and Rui Costa?

Imagine that when Figo and Rui Costa came to the scene and found out that they wanted to play homosexuality, would they just violently kill the director?

With Figo's hot temper, it was by no means impossible.

"That's really a pity, I think we missed an epic movie, didn't we?" C Luo replied with regret, but then couldn't help laughing.

"No need to regret, because you can't act homosexually, you can still play corpses. I promise you to show your face when the movie is released!" The director didn't seem to notice the ridicule in the tone of Ronaldo and Quaresma.

what?

Act as a corpse?

Quaresma is a bad person!

I’m so great, Mr. World Football, fart and fart came running to give you a dragon suit, and still play a corpse?

I'm going to kneel for your brain hole!

But what Quaresma did not expect was that Ronaldo promised with great interest, almost making Quaresma choked to death.

"Are you serious?" Quaresma asked Ronaldo incredulously.

C Luo nodded indifferently, "It's okay to play a corpse, or wouldn't it be a trip today in vain, would you still want to play homosexuality?"

Quaresma didn't even know what to say!

play!

Go out today and play a corpse.

Although it belongs to the dragon set group performance, it is a big-name guest appearance after all. The two enjoyed a separate rest room and makeup artist treatment. When the two changed their clothes and came out, they looked at each other's image and almost burst into tears.

The face is blue and purple, black, and it's just the kind of bombardment beyond recognition, that is, the makeup artist is highly skilled, otherwise the original outline can't be seen at all.

"You look like this, crying and crying after losing a ball!" Quaresma couldn't help but ridiculed Ronaldo.

c Luo dismissively said, "Where do you think your image is good, saying that you are begging, are lowering the lower limit of the wanderers!"

The two fought for a while before they were led to the shooting location by the crew of the crew.

"Well, you two lie on this earthen bag, head to head, just lie on your back!" The staff smirked and commanded the two of them, "When the shooting begins, close your eyes and stop there. Any action, wait until the director yells to end the activity, understand?

Quaresma made an ok gesture to the staff. Although he hasn't made any movies, we have made so many advertisements. How can we not be a background?

Lying on the ground with C Luo head, trying to put on a chic posture, even if playing a corpse, we are also a handsome corpse.

Cristiano Ronaldo probably also thought this way. If Cristiano Ronaldo stopped him, he would have to put on his body in a classic posture to celebrate the goal. That picture could not bear to look straight.

"Dedication, okay, we are corpses now!" Quaresma couldn't help preaching to Ronaldo, and then, with his arms spread out, the iconic celebration of flying soaring appeared on the corpse... .

Looking at the two stars like live treasure, the staff were crying helplessly.

"You are just ordinary corpses without any particularity. You were not bombed to celebrate the goal, so you don't need to pose like this!"

Under the persuasion of the staff, the two were finally a little bit normal, and they tried to put the body over their heads.

Soon, the lens was finished.

The director greeted Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo to see the just-finished footage and said they were not satisfied.

Quaresma leaned in and found that this was a overhead shot. The two of them were lying on the ground with large heads lying on their backs. This was a panoramic picture, and there was a post-war smoke around them. At this time, The camera zoomed in slowly, and still zoomed in. In the process, the faces of Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo also entered the lens, so that everyone can clearly recognize the two of them.

"The camera is really good, but I want to know, how did the two of us die?"

Quaresma couldn't help but ask, the piles of ruins around him couldn't see what was going on.

The director's smug answer: "The two of you are gay, dating in a **** park, and then directly killed by aliens attacking the earth!"

Then, while Quaresma and Cristiano were stunned, the director continued to add: "Although there is no direct date for you, we will prove that the two of you are also **** by shooting other intimate acts of homosexuality!"

I go to Nima's gay!

Quaresma is about to collapse!

Isn't it possible to get around gays today?

If Cristiano Ronaldo stopped Quaresma, Quaresma would like to work hard with this director who looks silly.

...

After the shooting was not very pleasant, Quaresma did not give C Ronaldo a good face.

"What kind of friend are you, he's gay?"

Ronaldo blinked, "How do you know?"

Quaresma was crazy and didn't want to bother about Ronaldo anymore.

However, when separated from Ronaldo, Quaresma couldn't help but play against Ronaldo.

"Manchester United should be the pinnacle now, regaining the Premier League title is not a problem, but in the Champions League, when we meet, I will teach you to be a man!"

Ronaldo scoffed his lips disdainfully. He didn't like Quaresma's stinky appearance.

"Real Madrid is so chaotic, how much energy can you exert, I am afraid you don't even know it yourself, what do you use to win me?" c Luo refused to accept.

In his opinion, the turbulent Real Madrid is indeed not a good place, and from the perspective of Real Madrid's lineup, it seems that it is not better than Manchester United.

Manchester United has its own system, and Real Madrid hasn't even officially started the coaching. When will it run in?

Therefore, Cristiano Ronaldo feels that at least this season, Real Madrid has not played, even if Real Madrid has Quaresma.

"Then let us wait and see!" Quaresma smiled cynically.

But in the end, Cristiano Ronaldo reminded Quares seriously: "Be careful with Fanny! Be careful with Raul!"

Quaresma waved his hand, and there was no need to tell Crodo what was going on in the locker room. He knew what he was thinking.

...

The news that Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo went to the guest film was exposed by the media and attracted considerable attention.

It doesn’t seem to be a big deal for players to go out and make movies. After all, there is no delay in the game and training, and there is no big difference between this stuff and shooting advertisements.

But the two superstars came in a movie at the same time, then this movie is very worth looking forward to.

Even if the quality of the movie itself is not good, it is still very interesting to find eggs in the movie. If you can find the guest characters of Cristiano Ronaldo and Quaresma, look at their image in the movie, how fun.

Of course, there is also a possibility. Although they shot their lenses, they could be cut with a knife when editing, and when the movie was over, it was found that there were no two of them.

The movie immediately attracted a lot of attention. Cristiano Ronaldo's director secretly made a very correct decision. He even thought that if he insisted that they both play the role of gays at the time, the effect would be better.

This time, the cameo actually made fans of Quaresma and Ronaldo could not help but have an idea-why not film a movie with Quaresma and Ronaldo as the protagonist?

Whether it is a passionate sports movie, or a moving brotherly movie, or a tangled broken-back movie, as long as they can star in the two, they will definitely be very popular!

Fans have already started shouting for crowdfunding. If they can really raise money to shoot such a movie, then it will definitely set a precedent in the film industry.

But Quaresma has already vowed that he will never touch the movie again, and he will be crazy if he meets such a silly director.

However, Quaresma had another idea. Perhaps he could introduce the director to Fabiano. The two of them must have a common language, and maybe they can collaborate on a small movie... ..

...

Mendes has already rented a villa for Quaresma in Madrid, which is far more luxurious than Quaresma's villa in London. Although the rent is very high, for Quaresma, it is just sprinkling water. !

After returning to Madrid, Quaresma toured most of the famous attractions in Madrid during the day. Although he felt very artistic, he still said that there are so many people.

But on July 15th, he did not go out of the house, but lay comfortably on the sofa and watched the game live.

Brazil vs Argentina's Copa America final.

Although the America’s Cup has very low recognition for fans all over the world, it is far inferior to the World Cup and the European Cup, but for the football, it is an out-and-out competition, and its gold content is second only to the World Cup and the European Cup. You know, there are no fewer stars in the America’s Cup than in the European Cup!

The reason for watching this pinnacle is that on the one hand, there are three Real Madrid players in the two teams. Quaresma wants to understand his teammates through the game. On the other hand, he also wants to see how far Messi has grown.

But after watching the game, Quaresma feels that Yi Xing is calming down again. It seems that this peak collision does not have much gold at all.

The Brazilian team simply excludes the second team from playing, so Robinho has a big starter, and the rest can not be regarded as the absolute main force of Brazil.

Although Argentina played the main game, it was beaten by the second team of Brazil, which made people unable to mention a little interest.

Beast Baptista, Real Madrid’s teammate of Quaresma, scored a goal within the first ten minutes to help Brazil lead, and then Brazil controlled the situation. By the end of the game, the score on the field had become 3:0, Argentina suffered a defeat.

Messi's personal performance is very good, and breakthrough passes are very creative. However, Messi, who is the national team, is simply a tragedy.

With his strength, he can be regarded as the core, but the Argentine team is in the queue for discussion. He is a younger brother and has no right to speak.

In the face of the team's unfavorable situation, Messi is weak, and his mental attributes are not particularly strong, and he is also powerless.

However, the Brazilian team's Robinho performed well, although he didn't score, but he was active in the whole game, and he scored 6 goals to get the America's Cup Golden Boots.

At this time, Robinho can almost be regarded as a superstar. It is far from the time when he came to Zhongguo to retire, and his strength is enough to stand on the giants.

Perhaps, Robinho also felt a lot of pressure because of his arrival, so he would play such a wonderful performance!

Let's take a calm analysis. Now that Real Madrid has a lot of talent in the frontcourt and wants to be in position, how can it be possible to convince the public if it can't show persuasive performance?

So, Robinho immediately gave Shuster one of the most amazing transcripts-old man, I am so good, should the starter be stable?

Quaresma feels that the better his teammates are, the better the team will be.

He didn't worry about anyone taking away his main position at all, not at all!

Strength is not allowed!

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