I Am Really Not The Great Demon King

“Listen to me, this time, don’t make any mistakes, all have to obediently listen to me and my brother Lai Zihou’s orders, whoever makes mistakes , Then don’t blame me for not giving him face.”

“This time, whoever caused the trouble, don’t have to be so troublesome, don’t have to knife piercing both sides, don’t have to cut hands and feet, goug your eyes and cut your nose. , Very simple, just one word, death! Whoever did it wrong is to die!” After one sentence, the boss of the black tiger Hao looked at the crowd with a gloomy expression, coldly said.

At this time, everyone just thinks about the 80,000 silver ticket of hot enough to scald one’s hands that will be available soon.

I thought of my five people, if they could divide the 80,000 taels of silver tickets, they would have nothing to worry about for the rest of their lives. In the future, everyone would hide their names and find a place. Even the small landlord, the small landlord with his servants like clouds, is still hidden in the city. The Emperor Great Jin bought three or two shops, real estate, and became a wealthy man. Or if you have greater ambitions, use the money to recruit troops, tyrannize in these three areas, and be a landlord regardless of the law and of natural morality. It is a very good and very attractive choice.

So, for the black tiger boss, the other three immediately agreed.

On one side, the monkey on one side looked like the others, and agreed happily, looking like a happily completely falling into the eyes of the money.

Heihu Boss Hao saw the good-for-nothing appearance of the four people, but he was more relieved.

And when everyone was pregnant, finally, Wu Feifan and Wu Jinsong brothers not far away pushed away the chairs behind them, and stood up awkwardly.

Fortunately, they were able to stand up even after they drank nearly twenty catties of spirits.

The shopkeeper on one side saw two wealthy customers stand up, thinking that they were going back to the guest room to rest, and hurriedly went to help Wu Feifan, who seemed to be drinking more seriously among them.

Who knows the shop’s second child, before he touched Wu Feifan’s shoulder, he was pushed aside by Wu Feifan. He only listened to Wu Feifan’s big tongue opening the mouth and said: “Leave me alone, I’m not drunk. , I can still drink twenty catties of wine, you believing or not?”

After hearing this, Xiaoer from the shop secretly kept her lips in her heart, saying that I believe you are a big-headed ghost, but on the surface you have to be careful to accompany said with a smile: “Of course, Young Master is a rare one in the world without being drunk. We all see it. We admire Young Master in our hearts. Why is Young Master drunk?”

Who knows that Dian Xiaoer was just halfway through, and Wu Feifan glanced coldly, interrupted with a sneer, and then opened the mouth and said: “Huh, I know what you are thinking, but this Young Master doesn’t care about the villain. However, I’m too lazy to care about you. Just listen to my instructions. As long as you listen to my instructions, this Young Master will not punish you, but will reward you with a lot of rewards.”

He took out a handful of silver beans from his arms and threw them into the hands of the shop Xiaoer. Then he continued to speak with his tongue out and said: “This Young Master will go out soon, and you should prepare something for this Young Master. As long as those things are ready, the rest of the money will be used as a reward.”

The shop Xiaoer listened to the other party’s words and saw the silver beans that the other party had handed over to him. He couldn’t help but bloom. I thought that the table of wine and food that the other party ate just now, together, was not worth one of the silver beans that the other party had handed over to him.

Now the other party just asked himself to prepare something and gave him so many silver beans. He couldn’t help but be overjoyed, and the other party sneered at his own affairs, nodded quickly, and stood on the other side respectfully. In front of me, please tell Wu Feifan at any time.

Wu Feifan listened, and he couldn’t help but secretly thought: “An ordinary person has a saying, saying that being rich can make ghosts grind. I thought that these gold and silver objects are safe for money, one can’t eat, and the other can’t Drink, three can’t be used for cultivation. I don’t use fart, but didn’t expect. For the poor, it’s so easy to use. Looking at the shop’s appearance, as long as I give enough money, I’m afraid that he will kill people. What a difficult thing.”

Thinking of this, a weird smile appeared on the corners of Wu Feifan’s mouth, and then he used his big tongue to pretend to be drunk and said: “I want something, you write it down, um You help me prepare the best cooked chicken, duck and fish in the store, and put it in a food box.”

After hearing this, the store Xiaoer couldn’t help but secretly thought: “These two Young Masters, are they starving to death? The ghost has been reborn and has eaten so much, so why don’t you seem to be full now, and continue to eat.”

The shop Xiaoer thought to himself, and reverently agreed, saying that there was no problem at all.

Wu Feifan, regardless of what the shop Xiaoer’s mind was thinking about, went on speaking with a big tongue: “Also, let me ask you, you are three miles away from the steep mountain road near this Inn. How high is the cliff below?”

When Xiaoer heard this, he couldn’t help but look at said with a smile: “Young Master, you are asking the right person. If you are asking someone else, I’m afraid that there will be spit in your mouth. If you ask, you may not know the answer. Fortunately, the little one is the family under the cliff. He has also picked herbs on the cliff, so he just knows the height of the cliff.”

Wu Feifan listens to this. The shop’s little second mouth was full of nonsense, which was unclear, and Ying suddenly sank and said: “Don’t talk nonsense, Young Master, where is the time to hear you say so much nonsense, the Lord didn’t give you a reward, you just told me if you knew it. What do you say that many nonsense?”

The shop Xiaoer listened to Wu Feifan’s words and laughed again and again, and then opened the mouth and said hurriedly: “That section of the mountain road doesn’t look very high, in fact the cliffs there But it’s the height of thirty-forty feet.”

“Is it thirty-forty feet?” Wu Feifan could not help but a strange look appeared on his face. Absolute Art is a hero, once you fall down, you may have to lose half your life if you don’t die.

Then just listen to Wu Feifan’s eyes dimly staring at the shop Xiaoer, and continue to ask: “Is there a height of thirty-forty? At this height, if a carriage falls down, you say, in the carriage Is there any possibility of surviving the person?”

After listening to the other party’s words, the shop Xiaoer meditated for a moment, but his face turned awkward, and finally he hesitantly said: “Since Young Master asked the young one, the young one Only the truth is told, the height of the thirty-forty is ten feet, and the carts and horses fall down, and the powder that is about to fall must be shattered. As for the people inside, the young ones don’t know and dare not talk nonsense, but the young ones know, even if they are. Those small animals with flexible legs and feet, if a Seven Orifices accidentally fell from a cliff, the Seven Orifices would still bleed, and the skeleton would shatter every inch, and the dead can no longer die.”

” Living down the mountain, I often pick up the carcasses of those small animals under the cliffs. Many small animals have just been walking or flying by scholar, and one of them accidentally fell from the middle of the mountain and died. There has never been an exception.”

This time, although Xiaoer from the shop said Luo Li was awkward, but the unexpected Wu Feifei did not interrupt. He waited until the other party finished speaking, Wu Feihua was sighed, as if he really had an excellent friend who fell. Under the cliff.

Even the people in the Black Tiger Hall not far away saw the expression on Wu Feifan’s face. Although I don’t know what he’s talking about, I can tell from his expression that he is probably I feel sorry for the deaths of the people who saved his brother and fell to the cliff with the carriage in the end.

Then I saw Wu Feifan suddenly gritted his teeth, facing the shop second, and said very emotionally: “I don’t care, as long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will try to rescue them, even if they are really ’S dead, I can’t let them smash their corpses in the wilderness, and be trampled on their corpses by the wild beast, yes, living, then must see the person, died, then must see the corpse, as long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will save them When they come back, even if they are really dead, I will retrieve their corpses and pull them back to converge.”

Then categorically instructed: “I want five ten zhang ropes. No matter what method you use or how you find it, you must bring it to me tonight.”

Dian Xiaoer was silent for a moment, and finally agreed.

Then Wu Feifan continued: “In addition, I want you to prepare a pot of the best wine and some joss stick paper money. Well, that’s it for the time being, you should prepare it first, the sooner the better.”

Dian Xiaoer listened to what the other party said, and hurriedly dared to prepare. Wu Feifan and Wu Jinsong did not sit down, but stood still, watching the waiting on the verge of collapse. Drunk and fell to the ground, but he stood for a long time, but in the end he never fell to the ground.

Not far away, the black tiger who patiently observes Wu Feifan and Wu Jinsong, the black tiger boss Hao, watched their expressions, and slowly said in a low voice: “The place where their carriage fell is in the middle of Sanli. Is there a cliff outside?”

“It’s such a long road, and it’s a mountain road. I’m afraid I’ll not be able to feel it even after walking on the road all night, and the two of them still have no hands. Power, a big dog who can’t help the wind, the cliffs along the road, the danger is unusual, I am afraid that the two accidentally, they have fallen under the cliff before the place arrives.”

Seeing the black tiger boss Hao a little worried look , The ridiculous monkey on the side laughed, looked at the black tiger boss, and then opened the mouth and said with confidence: “Then what is there to worry about, the destination of the two of them is a cliff three miles away. Our purpose is Black Tiger Hall. Land, but not the cliff three miles away.”

“The mountain roads are difficult and dangerous at night, and few people walk. You only need to walk one mile and turn over the rock that is one mile away. It is deserted. Where, why did we get to the cliff three miles away, and the corner under the rock a mile away, isn’t it a good place for us to kill others and collect money? After receiving their money, we will throw their corpses straight away. Going to the ravine, wouldn’t it be better to let them disappear with the top secret?”

After listening to Raipihou’s suggestion, the black tiger boss Hao’s eyes lit up and he shouted hello.

Others listened, and they were busy praising Lapi Monkey for thinking of a good idea.

This time, their praise is sincere, after all, after walking so far on the mountain road, accidentally fell below the cliff, consigned to eternal damnation.

Lippi Monkey helped them avoid the mountain roads in Lianglidi. There is no reason for them not to appreciate praise.