I Am the President of the University

  Chapter 445 A Real Person

  At night, the moon and stars are scarce.

  The white moon shines on the ground. On Ludao Island with better air quality, you can clearly see the sky full of astrolabes when you look up.

  The presidential suite has a separate balcony outside. Chen Hao is lying on the seat, and a few bottles of Happy Water are placed on the small table next to it.

  The corners of his mouth bend like a moon in the sky.

  I am very happy.

  Because he is talking on the phone with Qian Jiahui.

  I don’t know how to have a whim, Chen Hao suddenly said:

   "Gala Hui, let me tell you a joke!"

  There was a soft voice on the phone.

   "Good duck!"

   "Ahem."

  Chen Hao deliberately cleared his throat, and then just remembered the joke, a smile appeared on his face.

"One day, the scientists in heaven gathered together and played together. They didn’t know who suggested it, and they started playing a game similar to hide and seek. The rules are like this. If you find and catch someone, you need to shout loudly. Give out his name so that you can eliminate him."

  "The game started. As the arresting party, Ampere quickly discovered Newton. Newton stood motionless on a square meter of ground. Amper ran over and grabbed him and shouted: Newton!"

  Chen Hao smiled and asked Qian Jiahui, "Jiahui, do you know what Newton said?"

   "What did Newton say?" Qian Jiahui also asked curiously.

   "Newton said: You are wrong, I am not Newton, I am Pascal!"

After Chen Hao finished speaking, he only felt that the air in the other party's place seemed to be stagnant, so he touched the back of his head.

   "Aha, isn't it too funny?"

   "Uh, I don't know why Newton said he was Pascal... What does this mean?" Qian Jiahui said cautiously, fearing that the words would directly hurt Chen Hao's self-esteem.

  Chen Hao explained: “It means that Newton stands on a square meter of ground, and it becomes 1 Newton/square meter (1N/㎡). This is the unit conversion of the pressure unit Pascal.”

  Qian Jiahui shuddered, but still pretended to be funny.

   "Wow, it turned out to be like this. Hahaha, it's so funny!"

   Listening to the opposite laughing, Chen Hao's mouth twitched, the laughter was too fake.

  Chen Hao was a little unwilling, gritted his teeth, he decided to try again.

   "Gala Hui, I'll tell you another joke, this is absolutely funny!"

   "Okay, you said, I'm listening~"

  Chen Hao took a sip of Fatty Happy Water, and said:

  "The junior high school physics teacher said: Hello everyone, we have begun to learn a new subject-physics!

  High school physics teacher said: Classmates, what you have in junior high school can only be regarded as common sense of life, let’s start to learn real physics.

  University general physics teacher said: Classmates, you learned some scientific knowledge in high school, let’s start to learn real physics.

  The theoretical physics teacher said: Classmates, you have learned some physics concepts in the general physics class, let’s start to learn real physics. "

  As soon as Chen Hao finished speaking, Qian Jiahui laughed.

   "Hahahaha, so funny, so funny."

  It’s just that the laughter stopped after ten seconds of laughter.

  Because Chen Hao has not spoken.

   "Ah, actually I think it's really interesting, really."

  Chen Hao just asked faintly: "Giahui, did I just tell a cold joke?"

   "Ah this..."

  Qian Jiahui hesitated, then bit her teeth, her eyebrows were bent, her eyes seemed to be filled with the vast starry sky.

   "It's definitely a bit cold, isn't it because you are so **** in the cold jokes you learn from God? As a liberal arts student, I feel completely stupid."

   "I..." Chen Hao was speechless for a while, and suddenly a little embarrassed.

  He can talk about papers, scientific research, or computers for a day, but what kind of jokes...he hasn’t read them very often.

  Qian Jiahui's voice followed the next sentence and Chen Hao was taken aback.

   "But I'm pretty happy."

   "Why?" Chen Hao couldn't help asking.

  "Chen Hao, who can't tell jokes, made me feel that you are a real person." Qian Jiahui whispered.

   "Because of the usual you, it feels like knowing everything and everything, it seems that there is no problem that can stump you."

As he said, Qian Jiahui's cheeks bulged up and looked very cute. He said aggrievedly, "It feels like the protagonist of the game life in the novel. He is clearly beside him, but he has a feeling of hopelessness. "

  Listening to Qian Jiahui’s words, Chen Hao twitched the corners of his mouth, and said bitterly, “I’m wrong, can you blame me for this?!”

  Chen Hao continued sadly, "Oh, do you know? I just want to be an ordinary person who spends 300 days to collect rent 365 days a year, leaving 65 days to travel and rest."

   "Hou, you are now in Versailles, do you know?"

  Qian Jiahui has a black line. If Chen Hao is in front of her, she will definitely take a bite.

  Is this still human?

  She took a deep breath, she absolutely must change the subject, she will be crazy to continue this!

   "By the way, I remembered one thing."

   "What's the matter?"

  Qian Jiahui Liu Ye frowned, adjusted his sitting posture, and said, "I used Douyin during dinner today, and I got a video from your school."

   "Video? About what?" Knowing that the other party will not mention this suddenly, since it must be not ordinary things.

   "Let me send it to you on WeChat."

  Qian Jiahui said, and then sent the video.

  ……

  After half an hour.

  After the phone call, Chen Hao was still lying on the seat, watching the video sent by Qian Jiahui, a little tossing and turning.

   "This is not so good."

  The content of the video is outside the Shaw Library of Guanghua University. Some students are sitting on the steps of the library, studying under the lights of the library building.

  Find the original video through the vibrato number of the video. The title is: I don’t want everyone to think that Guanghua University is an Internet celebrity university. In fact, Guanghua University and its students are working hard to make progress and move forward!

  As for the beginning of the video, there is a string of words "Guanghua University Library-11:00 PM".

  As for opening comments, you can open up to five or five good reviews and negative reviews.

   "Poisonous chicken soup, can't you go back to the dormitory?"

  "Will you watch small videos on WIFI here? (Funny

   "I'm still playing vibrato at 11 o'clock in the evening..."

  "I guess it’s because the final exam is due soon, so don’t you?"

   "Guanghua University, a second-level school, still has this learning atmosphere? Are you sure it's not a pose?"

   "Too great... I can't think that Guanghua's style of study is okay, I admire it too much!"

   "Why don't you have a 24-hour study room? Isn't Guanghua University very rich?"

  At last, Chen Hao fell into silence.

  Many university libraries in China are closed, such as opening at 7 or 8 in the morning, and then closing at 10 or 10:30 in the evening.

  However, some schools, such as Xi’an Jiaotong University, Tianjin University, Jilin University, Beijing University of Aeronautics and Astronautics, Hohai University, etc., have set up 24-hour reading rooms, that is, self-study rooms.

  Chen Hao suddenly got up and walked into the room.

  Sitting in front of the computer, Chen Hao shouted, “Dangdan, the tune appears on the surveillance screen near the school library.”

  Dandan (Lin Chiling’s voice): "Good master~"

  Then the computer screen instantly switches to the monitoring screen near the library.

  After some adjustments, the pictures of the last four surveillance cameras are displayed in the shape of "Tian" in front of Chen Hao.

  In the video, there are more than ten or twenty students studying intently under the lights outside the library building.

  Some seem to be writing questions, some are typing on the keyboard on the computer, and some are reciting softly while holding a book.

  And the time at this moment is 11:15 in the evening.

  Chen Hao gave a light sigh.

  "Dandan, call up the video of these four probes after 11:30 last night..."

  After watching the video of the last few nights in a row.

  Chen Hao’s chest seems to be blocked by something ~www.readwn.com~ What makes him angry is, why hasn't anyone noticed it all the time?

   After he calmed down, he whispered:

   "I'm going to the scene to see tomorrow night!"

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  　　 Let me see if I can add another chapter tomorrow.

  　　 The real egg hurts, and a mentally retarded person upstairs has been pushing and pulling the doors and windows, chuckling.

  　　 From 10pm until now, it will ring every few minutes. Is this guy sick?

  　　 My tm is about to have a nervous breakdown? ? ! !

  　　 Big speechless event! ! ! ! ! !

  (End of this chapter)