I Can Report Everything

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Nostril?

What is this dirty operation?

I was dead.

Su Su Menghan quickly took away his finger with a disgusted look, then looked at Xu Yan suspiciously, and asked, "Are you really martial? Who helped you?"

"You don't have to worry about it. It won't work. I can't practice martial arts without eating your bowl of soft rice?"

I remembered last night when Ms. Meng Han's face seriously made herself eat soft rice. Xu Yan thought that if she didn't have a system, she might not really become "Su Yan".

切 "Cut! If you don't eat my bowl of soft rice, wouldn't it ... the pretty female classmate just now?"

Su Menghan's eyes narrowed slightly, then said mysteriously, "Xiao Yan, your female classmate, I seem to have a little impression. Her bowl of soft rice is also good, as long as your bowl is stable, otherwise The chicken flies. "

"Do you know Xia Caiwei? Then why didn't she recognize you?"

Xu Yan wondered, there should be no intersection between the two!

"Should have seen it before, she was very young then."

After Xun also went upstairs, Su Menghan remembered that he had seen Xia Caiwei in some family receptions in Beijing.

But Xia Caiwei was only seven or eight years old at that time, so Su Menghan couldn't remember it.

"Ignore this first, anyway ... you have to go downstairs with me and prove to my parents that I can now practice martial arts, otherwise ... they really have to be deceived by the MLM organization."

Xu Xu Yan emphasized again.

However, Su Menghan actually asked Xu Yan with a serious look: "Xiao Yan, how can you be so sure that Blue Sky will be a MLM organization? Have you thought about their cancer test, may it be true?"

"Really? How is that possible? This is unscientific." Xu Yan froze for a moment, taking it for granted.

However, Su Menghan shook his head and said, "The existing martial arts cultivation system is not equally unscientific. Although there are many drawbacks to the cancer test, it is indeed a shortcut for ordinary people to practice martial arts quickly. If you ... I mean if you I really want to practice martial arts and undergo cancer tests. It might be a good idea. "

"it is true?"

If the first time, Xu Yan thought Su Menghan was joking, but she emphasized it again, it is enough to show that ... in the knowledge of these warriors, the cancer test is feasible.

"Of course it is true. Even among us warriors, many people have conducted cancer tests, but ... the current cancer formulas are very unstable and the probability of success is relatively low." Su Menghan nodded.

"What would happen if I fail?"

Xu Xuyan groaned for a moment and asked.

"Failure is of course cancer!"

Speaking of this, Su Menghan added, "But even if there is such a slight chance of becoming a warrior, for ordinary people ... it is also a huge temptation!"

那 "So ... why, this blue sky would be sneaking a pyramid scheme to pull people's heads? Obviously, it is a great thing for ordinary people! You can choose whether to carry out cancer test ..."

Xu Yan asked again, puzzled.

"Where is that easy? First of all ... in the cabinet of the veterans, there are many veterans who are firmly opposed to cancer tests. Second, do you think that the blue sky would be so kind to train warriors among civilians at low prices?

Shaking his head, Su Menghan said solemnly, "Why the cancer test is just an individual test. In fact, they constantly feedback and adjust the parameters of the formula ..."

"I see. For example, if there is a variable weight in this formula, then ... through more and more experiments with individuals of different weights, fine-tuning the constants in front of the variables in the formula can make the entire formula more accurate and Exactly. Right? "

At this moment, Xu Yan finally understood what kind of organization this blue sky would be.

If you say that you do n’t have a system, and you have n’t yet martial arts, maybe you will really join the blue sky party with your parents and fight with the cancer test.

Give it a go, a bike becomes a motorcycle!

普通 For ordinary people, the money they make in a lifetime may not be enough for them to train their offspring to become a martial artist.

So, with these propaganda ideas of the Blue Sky Club, and the much lower cost and price compared to training martial arts, it is no wonder that there will be so many ordinary people joining the Blue Sky Club.

My parents must have seen a lot of successful cases in order to be so convinced, because ... all this is true.

"Now you understand? For ordinary people, this is an opportunity to change their own class and destiny. Your parents have always been so cautious and frugal. It is impossible to be brainwashed so easily without seeing successful cases . "

Xi Su Menghan came out of the house and deliberately hid in a small city like Chongyang City. It was also unexpected that the blue sky would develop so quickly. It expanded from several large cities to small cities on the fifth and sixth lines.

梦 For three years in Chongyang City, Su Menghan, while practicing martial arts, was a webcaster. In the eyes of neighbors, she was just an ordinary college graduate, and she enjoyed the feeling of being an ordinary person.

The Xu Yan family is the best relationship with her.

Because the bathroom leaked to Xu Yan's house just now, it was Xu Father's enthusiastic repair and the family didn't blame her at all.

She treats Xu Yan as if she were a younger brother, but ... in recent days, she always feels something is wrong.

The five senses of the martial arts are more sensitive, she always feels ... Xu Yan looks at her own eyes, completely different from before, as if ... changed a person.

即便 "Even so, the risk of the cancer test is definitely not small. Moreover, I don't need it at all. Sister Menghan, go down with me and tell my parents clearly." Xu Yan said.

"You ... are you really martial arts?

She Su Menghan looked at Xu Yan again. She couldn't see through the vitality of others like Chu old man at a glance, but she also clearly felt ... Xu Yan's vitality seemed to be a lot stronger in these two days.

"Wait a minute! I'll test it for you ..."

Hey!

Su Sumenghan took out a grip-shaped test machine from the back room, handed it to Xu Yan, and said, "Use your best strength to hold it tightly."

"This is ... a vitality tester?"

Xu Yan recognized it. This is a vitality tester. When I was in junior high school, the school did a free medical examination once.

However, Xu Yan's vitality was less than thirty at that time.

However, the vitality tester in ordinary hospitals requires at least several thousand yuan for a random test.

I never expected that Su Menghan was so rich that he even bought a vitality tester at home.

Moreover, it seems that this vitality tester is not ordinary.

恩 "Well! The error of this vitality detector is between 1 vitality, you hold it hard. I will help you detect ..."

Su Menghan is also to record his vitality growth from time to time, just like girls weigh themselves every day. They are detected and recorded in the morning and before going to bed at night.

Xu Yan took the vitality tester, exhausted his right hand, and held it fiercely.

Then, I saw a green light on the screen on the vitality detector, and a 46 number was displayed.

"Sure enough, martial arts? And the vitality has grown to 46, how did you do that?"

Although he had expected it in his heart, Su Menghan couldn't hide his surprise when he really saw the green light on the vitality detector.

If it is an ordinary person, without martial arts, the autonomous consciousness in the body cannot control a part of the subconscious, and the light of the vitality detector is red.

Only when it is detected that the subconscious is controlled by the autonomous consciousness, no matter how much, even a trace, it will show a green light.

"I didn't lie to you originally, now you can go down and tell me clearly!"

Xu Xuyan also found that Su Menghan's vitality tester is different from the school physical examination. The school physical examination only has a rough number, the error is about 3, and it is impossible to detect whether the martial arts is open.

好 "Okay! Since you didn't lie, of course my sister is willing to testify for you."

He nodded and Su Menghan went downstairs wearing a vitality detector and demonstrated it in front of Xu and Xu's mothers.

"Xiao Yan really has martial arts? And, vitality is up to 46 points?"

Xu Xu's father was surprised when he saw the result of the vitality tester.

I always thought that it was his son who lied to himself, but he did not expect it to be true.

"To be precise, Uncle Xu, the error of this vitality detector is 1, and Xu Yan's vitality may be 45 or 47."

Su Menghan corrected the number, but no matter it is forty or more, as long as it exceeds 40, it is already qualified for martial arts for ordinary people.

"Okay! My Xu family is also going to be a warrior, Xiao Yan ... It's my parents who blame you, thinking you are lying to us."

Xu Xu was so happy that he couldn't spend it.

母 Xu's mother is also 怔怔, a little hard to believe, and asked, "Xiao Yan, what's going on? You ... how can you suddenly practice martial arts?"

Compared with my father ~ www.readwn.com ~ my mother is more attentive, even if my heart is surprised and happy, I will think about asking Xu Yan first.

Xu Yan naturally did not dare to be vague about his parents, but instead threw these pots onto the old man Chu.

"Parents, do you know our national sword in Chongyang? In fact, he is now in the gym of our school. I have been exercising in the gym for the past three years. He appreciates my perseverance and accepts me as a disciple. , Who taught me martial arts, I have n’t had time to tell you about these two days ... "

What Xu Yan said was that nine points were true and one point was false, not only parents, but Su Menghan really believed it.

"Are the Dingguo Excalibur Chu Dingguo? It's a pity."

Su Menghan apparently knew what happened to Chu Dingguo, and then patted Xu Yan's shoulder, and said, "Xiao Yan, the Dingguo Excalibur is your blessing since it has accepted you as a disciple. However, you really passed the exam Martial Arts University, do n’t just say that you are a disciple of Chu Dingguo ... "

恩 "Well? Sister Menghan, is this ... what's so particular about that? The old man Chu has a lot of enemies?"

Xu Yan hurriedly asked Su Menghan to go upstairs.

"Not much, but ... a lot of people look at him unhappy."

With a grin on the corner of his mouth, when Su Menghan opened the door, he slightly frowned his hair full of light fragrance and deliberately charmingly asked Xu Yan: "Xiao Yan, now that you have opened the martial arts. Sister this bowl of soft rice The conditions can be changed. You don't have to follow my last name. Would you like to think again? "

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