I Can’t Be a Sword God

"What to eat? You know how to eat!" Zhao Liangchen said solemnly: "Report the number!"

"One!" The baby girl's voice sounded.

"two!"

"three!"

"four!"

"four!"

Why is there an echo...

Reported an error again!

Zhao Liangchen frowned and was about to correct.

Suddenly seeing the five little devil heads suddenly raised their faces, their eyes widened...

Their eyes were focused on Li Chu...

After about two breaths, the six pigtails of the five little dolls suddenly lifted up together!

The whole action was neat and uniform.

"It's him--"

The five little ghost heads quickly hid behind Zhao Liangchen and lined up in a line, but the two braids of the little girl turned to the sides—this formed a thousand-handed Guanyin-like effect.

Zhao Liangchen's face was full of black lines, pulling his pigtails and pulling them out one by one, "What I'm afraid of is my own."

The little girl was forced to stand up, but immediately covered her mouth with both hands tightly, looked at Li Chu nervously, and said vaguely:

"I remember him, he was that very tough Taoist... I definitely don't want to bite him again!"

Monk Shenmu's suspicious sight drifted over...

"..."

Li Chu's brows twitched twice, not knowing what to explain for a while.

"I won't tell you to bite people again..." Zhao Liangchen drooped his eyelids and stared at the heads of this group of little ghosts, "I have something else to trouble you."

The little girl rolled her eyes, "Is there something delicious after finishing the business?"

"Have……"

Zhao Liangchen said helplessly, feeling a little embarrassing in front of Li Chu and Shenmu.

There are not a few cultivators who raise little ghosts, but there are really not many who have such a prestige as yourself. It's hard to get them to do something, and they have to discuss in every possible way.

The monk Shenmu swept the heads of these little ghosts and said, "You don't need so much, just pick two clever helpers."

"Clever..." Zhao Liangchen looked at them, thought about it, and pointed to the little girl and said, "Just do it yourself."

The other four male dolls were dumbfounded.

why?

The four of us are also super clever!

Is it aimed at our male doll?

Can this world be better...

The whole body on a hot day...well...forget about it later...

Zhao Liangchen called out the little girl alone and gave her a rough overview of the fishing plan.

After the narration, he asked again: "Do you understand?"

"Understand." The little girl nodded vowedly: "Isn't it just a kid walking outside pretending to be a lost child to see if there will be a bad guy coming to catch me? The more pitiful I have to pretend, the more I cry. The better."

"When the bad guys come to catch me, you will quickly take action to subdue him. He will unexpectedly find that he is on the second floor. He always thought I was on the first floor, but in fact I was on the fifth floor!"

"Goodness."

The monk Shenmu praised.

Zhao Liangchen pointed his hand forward and shouted: "No clothes! Take off!"

The round figure of the little girl came out.

...

In the quiet jungle under the night, the roar of wild beasts occasionally sounded.

Wanli Feisha slowly walked in the dark forest with many shadows, not feeling scary at all, but the figure was a little leisurely.

But if you look closely, you can see that his expression is a bit depressed.

Huo Zhuge is the grandson of Grandma Lihuo, and also the most promising young man in the Yanyue Jiao generation.

Most likely, it will be a new generation of Yanyue Guru in a few decades.

Since the fall of the Demon Gate Yin Emperor a hundred years ago. The huge magic gate fell apart, and no new emperor appeared.

Since then, the seat of Yanyue leader has represented the highest point of the power of the magic door. A more deeply rooted view is that Yanyue Guru can be regarded as the Lord of the Demon Sect.

So if you have the opportunity to work under the leadership of the leader candidate, of course you have to seize the opportunity to lick...no, perform well.

Huo Zhuge came out of the mountain this time, and it was an important task by the chairman of Yanyuejiao.

In addition to the King Kong slave who has always been inseparable from him and the Gui Lianxie sent by the leader to assist him, he also specially appointed three helpers.

These three have their own unique skills.

He committed the Seven Sects, the fastest sword in Yanyue Sect.

Wucheng Yanluo is the fastest in Yanyue teaching.

And Wanli Feisha is the fastest runner in Yanyuejiao...

The first two are the figures who have risen to fame in Yanyue Sect in recent years, and are outstanding among the younger generation. Wanli Feisha was able to join them this time, Benjue was very honored.

Unexpectedly, after coming here.

The culprit Qizong was responsible for slaying dissidents, and under the seven sharp knives, he had already harvested many dead souls.

Wucheng Yanluo is responsible for amassing treasures, and not only makes a lot of money, but also makes a lot of money.

And Wanli Feisha... is responsible for stealing children.

Because he ran fast, he saw someone who was suitable for spiritual practice, so he flew over, picked up and ran. When the parents looked back, they couldn't even see a shadow.

Not only to steal, but also to take care of it. Now a group of young children have gathered in the sub-rudder.

Thinking of the unlucky appearance of those little children one or two, he couldn't help having a headache.

Now he comes out to walk overnight, saying that he is working hard for the future of Yanyuejiao. In fact, whose children still come out to play in the middle of the night?

He just wanted to be quiet for a while.

Like a depressed middle-aged man.

"Woooooo-"

This has been out for so long, and his ears seem to be reverberating with the cry of a child.

It can be seen how cruel the torture brought to me these days.

"Woooooo-"

Eh? and many more……

This cry... seems to be true?

When Wanli Feisha listened, he flew in the direction of the sound source, and when the strong wind rolled, he flew hundreds of feet away.

The divine consciousness spread out, and I found a little girl walking on the hillside not far away, crying and walking. It seemed that she was lost and couldn't find her home.

It's really a windfall...

As soon as he moved, another strong wind swept through, and in a blink of an eye he came to a few feet in front of the little girl.

Only then did he discover what kind of little girl is this.

Obviously it is a little ghost baby.

Because his body was not full of yin qi, he only found out when he got close.

The little girl was crying with her hand over her eyes, she suddenly saw him appear, and suddenly let go, her crying stopped abruptly.

Before he could do anything, the little girl asked first: "Big brother, are you specializing in catching children?"

Wan Li Feisha frowned, "Are you deliberately leading me over?"

The little girl nodded heavily, "Hmm!"

She actually admitted it!

Wanli Feisha felt something was wrong. Could it be some ghost that specially lured living people to come and kill? But her yin spirit is so weak, it doesn't necessarily hurt people.

He was too lazy to think, then raised his hand and said: "Then don't blame me for being impolite!"

"Wait!" The little girl suddenly raised her hands and called to stop.

"What?" Wanli Feisha asked.

"Do you dare to hit me?" She only heard her loudly and imposingly: "Do you know who my father is?"

"Ghost baby's father...Ghost father?"

Wan Li Feisha was taken aback, and then said: "You don't have to scare me, just tell me who he is!"

"Are you an idiot?" The little girl said: "If I know, why would I ask you?"

"you……"

Wan Li Feisha realized that he had been molested by this little devil, and was furious, raising his hand to fight again.

but……

It's too late...

A cyan figure came quietly behind him in a series of flashes.

A sense of crisis of life and death instantly enveloped him.

Wanli Feisha heard the sound of the wind behind his ears, and his back suddenly felt cold. He ignored the little girl and immediately turned into a whirlwind, turned his head and ran away!

Behind him, it is Li Chu who has been observing the little girl with heart and eyesight.

As soon as Wanli Feisha's "Chi" appeared, he immediately rushed over.

Seeing him leave in the form of a whirlwind, Li Chu suddenly became more determined. This is the person they are looking for!

Landie is swimming in the clouds!

Unlimited connection!

chase!

At the moment, I saw a whirlwind sweeping through the dust fiercely, and another ghost-like figure, chasing after it turned into countless shadows under the moon.

...

Wanli Feisha didn't look back, but his spiritual sense sensed that someone was chasing him.

But he is not afraid.

I even want to laugh a little bit.

Catch me?

Since he was born, he has been a fool. After being abducted into the Demon Gate, he couldn't practice cultivation, fight, and fight. Yanyue Sect, who has always believed in the weak and the strong, was bullied.

But this helped him accidentally open up another talent.

Run away.

Usually, only those who can't beat them need to run hard.

Although the person chasing has to run...but if you are caught by someone, you will be beaten, and if you catch someone else, you will be beaten. The degree of desperation in these two mentalities is far different.

Be beaten temporarily, run temporarily, be beaten all the time and run all the time.

Wan Li Feisha didn't know how many beatings he had suffered, so he ran away and became... the fastest man in Yan Yuejiao.

He is proud of this title, after all, it is the first time in his life that he has been recognized.

This skill of imperial wind **** walking, together with the imperial swordsmanship of realm sword repair, can't catch up, and can even leapfrog for his life. He has never met an opponent so far.

Wanli Feisha had thought that if one day he died, such a sentence would be engraved on the epitaph.

"Wan Li Feisha, throughout his life, I have never won a fight, and I have never lost an escape."

but……

This time he was a little shocked.

When he ran thousands of feet away, the other party still followed him closely, and even gradually approached.

He hasn't encountered such a strong opponent in years.

I swept away my consciousness, and found that the other party was using...

Shrunk? !

Wan Li Feisha's heart and liver trembled, almost breaking the power.

The other party actually uses this method of moving the immortal to chase him?

simply……

I don't know whether to say he is great or stupid.

Ha ha.

Wanli Feisha sneered twice in his heart.

Shrinking the ground into an inch is of course great, handed down the magic!

But how many times can you use a distance of less than tens of feet at a time?

In long-distance raids, this is not practical.

I'm afraid that only another kind of immortal technique can catch up with your own speed, right?

Wanli Feisha thought proudly in his heart.

It is undoubtedly a great sense of accomplishment to throw off an opponent who can use the fairy law.

Can't catch up with me! I am so strong!

La la la la la la... Fuck!

Suddenly, the happy humming in Wanli Feisha's heart stopped abruptly.

Because he saw the little Taoist priest in Tsing Yi who was chasing him, in the blink of an eye, he actually took a dozen times to shrink into an inch! Once again, he narrowed a long distance.

What do you mean?

Does the current fairy law consume no energy anymore?

Speaking of late, it was fast, but in fact it was just a few breaths, and the two people swept back and forth for an unknown number of miles.

At this time, Zhao Liangchen and Shenmu rushed to the little girl.

Zhao Liangchen looked around and asked, "Where are Li Chu and the man in the Demon Sect?"

The little girl glanced at him disgustingly, "When you come, the day lily is cold, and they both ran away long ago."

Zhao Liangchen pursed his lips and said in a whisper: "It's not a good thing for a man to be too fast..."

...

When Li Chu flashed again and appeared in front of Wanli Feisha.

Wanli Feisha's heart collapsed.

It's not that he didn't think he would lose, but he didn't expect that he would lose so...outrageous.

This is simply unreasonable!

Shrunk into an inch hundreds of times!

Is this something human can do?

Does this land belong to your home? You can shrink as much as you want?

But the shock didn't make him lose his mind. He knew that fighting... he couldn't win.

He has absolute self-confidence in this regard.

So after being overtaken by Li Chu, he stopped for the first time and used the tricks.

Li Chu also turned to face him.

As soon as the Wanli Feisha method stopped, he heard a "bang".

His whole person turned into a handful of yellow sand, all over the sky.

In the next second, every grain of yellow sand turned into a figure of thousands of miles of flying sand, each escaping in different directions!

Li Chu closed his eyes.

The mind opened, and it became clear in an instant.

Although the mind-eye technique can't break through the advanced changes that have changed the aura, it is still very useful to deal with this rough clone technique.

All clones have only a faint trace of true energy, and only the main body carries the complex yin and yang qi.

Li Chu faced the only real body, stretched out two fingers, and spit out gently in his mouth.

"set."

Bang.

Wanli Feisha suddenly stiffened in midair like a shot goose.

In an instant, many thoughts flashed through my mind, probably just...

Xianfa again?

something wrong……

This person has a big problem...

God, check him out.

Please!