I Can’t Be a Sword God

"I can't be the sword **** (

boom--

In the quiet autumn night, Deyun Guanli suddenly let out a roar, resounding through Shilipo.

The fox girl turned over and woke up in an instant. The keenness she had trained in the field for many years made her lie on the ground and her tail cocked.

With exquisite brilliance in his eyes, he patrolled the surroundings.

Little Koi's eyes widened, his hair stood up and his face was dazed. After thinking about it, she felt that she was still a little sleepy, then covered her head with a quilt and fell asleep again.

But Miss Koyanagi quickly lifted her quilt: "Don't sleep, come out and have a look."

The little koi closed her eyes and was pulled out by her, and floated out all the way...like a fish in her lotus pond...

Wanli Feishan lived in the nearest place to the explosion, and immediately sprang up like a flying shot, turned into a slip of smoke and ran out, ran for a few miles before suddenly stopping and rubbing his eyes. When the night breeze blew, I became a little awake. .

Then I remembered that I was no longer on the road.

Should I go back first and see what happened?

Li Chu calmly put on his Taoist robe, came to the courtyard, and looked at the place where the explosion occurred.

There is the little doctor's room, a makeshift cottage.

It's gone now...

There is only a cloud of black smoke.

It wasn't until everyone gathered in the courtyard that the little genius doctor walked out of the gunpowder with a smoked pig's head.

"Hey—I'm hit, I'm hit!" He yelled as he ran out.

Wanli Feisha asked angrily: "What did you get?"

"I've been poisoned!"

After rushing out of the smoke, the little genius doctor quickly took out a bunch of bottles and cans from his arms, adjusted them for a long time, and poured them down in one mouthful. After that, the blackness on the face dropped rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Huh—" He let out a long sigh of relief, and then raised his head excitedly: "I have found a way to deal with the Pill of Good Fortune. This time it will definitely work."

"Really?" Everyone looked at him suspiciously, and then at a small piece of ruins behind him.

"Yeah!" The little genius doctor raised his head again, "It's just a neutralizing thing that can harmonize the 38-flavored medicine. I have already thought of what it is."

In a blink of an eye, he looked at Li Chu hopefully: "Let's go pick medicine."

Li Chu looked at him calmly: "I have no objection to go picking herbs in the middle of the night, but I suggest you wear a piece of clothing."

The little genius doctor realized that he had been bombed just now, and his body was in tatters and unclothed.

"Hey--" He sighed, "It's cheaper for you."

...

The next day, dusk.

Under the cassock mountain.

The neutralizing thing the little genius said was Xuanqingdan.

This medicinal property is watery, partial to ice and cold, and it generally grows underwater. It is recorded in Xuanhu Weng's "Treasures of Kyushu" that the most likely place in the Hangzhou mansion where Xuanqing gall grows, the nearest is the cassock mountain.

Kaaba Mountain is not far from Yuhang Town. There are many pools on it, mountains and streams, and clear springs.

Along the way, the little psychiatrist covered half of his face with only one pair of eyes exposed, and his eyes were full of impatient rays of light.

It can be seen that he really loves and is obsessed with medicine.

In the village under the cassock hill, two old white-haired old men stood under the big tree at the entrance of the village, standing there quietly watching the sunset without speaking.

It wasn't until Li Chu and the little genius doctor passed the big tree that the two old men began to talk.

"Oh, I heard that there is another fairy in this cassock mountain."

"Yeah..." Another old man replied: "A water dragon came from Xiaobitan. That day, my grandson and the others went down to the river to play. They saw it with their own eyes! I was frightened!"

"The fairies don't eat children?"

"No, I heard that it seems that there are natural treasures under the water in Xiaobitan, and that monster came specifically for the treasure."

"I don't know what kind of treasure it is that can grow under a pool of water."

Hearing the conversation between the two old men, the little doctor's heart moved.

He stepped forward and asked: "Two old people, we are doctors who come to the mountain to gather medicine. I would like to ask, where is the Little Bitan you are talking about?"

The old man on the left smiled and said, "Xiaobitan is the tallest pool on the top of the cassock hill. Although it is not big, it is the most beautiful. It is verdant all year round."

The old man on the right said: "You have to go up the mountain, but you must be careful. There are not only wolves and monsters that cannot be cleaned in the mountains."

"It's okay, my Taoist friend specializes in subduing demons and demons." The little genius doctor pointed at Li Chu, then arched his hands and said, "Thank you two old people."

"Haha." The old man on the left smiled, "If we can subdue the monsters on the mountain for us, it should be our village people thanking you two."

The little genius doctor and Li Chu went up the mountain.

The two old men also finished their brief storytelling and re-entered the mode of quietly gazing at the sunset.

Or maybe, when the next young hero passes by here, they will repeat the last conversation.

...

"After hearing the words of the two old people, it is very likely that Little Bitan has grown into a mysterious courage."

"The law of growth of Xuan Qingdan is to choose the high but not the low, and choose the deep but not the shallow."

"That is, the same mountain, it is usually at the highest point. The same pool, it is usually at the deepest point."

"If you can attract the treasure guard monster, it must be the mature Xuanqing gall. Only the mature Xuanqing gall can emit the fragrance of attracting monsters." The little genius said on the way up the mountain.

Li Chu had already explored his mind to the top of the mountain and saw the clear pond. Although the feeling of breath would be slightly blurred across the deep pond, the impact was not significant.

In the highest pool on the top of the mountain, there are indeed two long, cold-breathing figures, one is relatively ordinary, and the other is extremely weak.

Want to come is the water dragon that the two old people are talking about.

Not one, but two.

There were many other breaths around the mountains, and he didn't care about it.

Soon, the two came to the top of the cassock hill and saw that small and delicate pool of water.

The moonlight paved the ground, and the pool was quiet.

Like silver inlaid with jade.

"Did you see that shadow?" The little genius doctor pointed to the middle of the pool.

Li Chu looked over, and indeed saw a black shadow, all around him was illuminated by moonlight, only there seemed to be impenetrable.

"That's why you must come to collect medicine at night. There is a dark blue gall under the water, and the surface of the water is impenetrable to moonlight, so that there is a guide." He said: "Follow this shadow vertically downwards, there must be a dark blue gall at the bottom! "

The whole process went very smoothly.

Immediately, Li Chu asked the little genius doctor to wait on the shore. Relying on the water bead to protect the body, he jumped down.

Once in the water, it feels familiar again.

This small bitan is not large in size, but rather deep. It took a long time to reach the bottom of the lake. There is another cave here.

Going further along the cave in the water, it took a while before finally reaching the end.

In the depths of the cave, there are indeed two water dragons.

These two water dragons are huge, and they are estimated to be seven or eight feet long, and the thinnest part has also competed with the bucket. Being entangled in this cave together, it's quite cramped.

One of them was covered with fine black scales. Seeing Li Chu coming in, he immediately stared at his black and yellow vertical pupils, his head stood up, and he let out a low voice: "Roar--"

The other white-scaled water bird was still entrenched in place, motionless, although the vertical pupil was also opened, but there was very little charm in the pupil.

Looking at the lower half of its body, nearly half of it was actually ulcerated, it seemed to be entangled by a mass of black matter, and it looked extremely painful.

Neither of these two water dragons had much resentment on them, and they probably hadn't done anything hurtful. The two old people just heard that a child went down into the pool, but was scared away by them, and didn't hurt a bit.

Thinking of this, Li Chu stopped the thought of drawing his sword.

He wants experience points very much, but he will never get it by killing innocent people.

Look aside.

Not far from where the white-scale water-birds are entrenched, there are a few long, narrow and transparent grass-like plants swaying under the water. The tips of the grass blades are clustered with a pure white, fist-sized fruit, which seems to be full. suet.

According to the map shown to him by the little genius doctor, this one is Xuanqing Gu.

Li Chuzheng wanted to negotiate with the two water dragons, to see if he could take away the mysterious courage peacefully without harming them.

Seeing that the black scale water dragon who had been staring at him for a long time stood up, and vomited fiercely: "Are you the minions of the Jiangnan Palace again? If you dare to move forward half a step, I will fight you to die!"

Ok?

Li Chu frowned, it was Jiangnan Palace again?

Is the frequency of this name appearing a little bit higher recently?

Before he could reply, he saw the white scale water dragon struggling to get up: "Husband! Don't... let me go with him."

It turned its head and looked at Li Chu again: "Anyway, what you want is just a luck beast. I am a white jade dragon. Qi luck is thousands of times stronger than it. If you have to hurt my husband, then I will kill myself here, too. I will never let you get what you want."

"Lady!" The black scale water dragon roared and resisted: "No, we two must live and die together!"

"Husband... I was hit by that traitor's spell, and it would only increase pain if you persisted... It's better to go on your own, let's get rid of each other, it's better to forget the two in the rivers and lakes..."

"Lady!"

"Husband!"

"Trouble wait a minute..."

The lingering between them awakened some familiar memories of Li Chu. He quickly raised his hand and skipped all the conversation.

"You may have misunderstood. I have no hostility towards you. I'm here to gather herbs."

"Ok?"

The two water dragons were entangled and expressed affectionately. At first hearing him say this, they were a little suspicious, a little surprised, and a little embarrassed...

Thousands of words can be combined into one sentence...

What did you say earlier...

Li Chu pointed to Xuan Qingguy on the side again: "I'm here this time, I need this thing."

The black scale water dragon shrank and shrank, with only one head standing upright, but his tone was still bad:

"Of course not! My lady is tortured by a spell, and she can barely fall asleep relying on the medicinal fragrance of the black gall. If you take it away, what shall we do?"

Li Chu scanned the wounds of the white-scaled water dragon with a look of energy.

The strange black air lingered in the wound, entangled with the flesh and blood of the water dragon, making the wound unable to heal, but it was getting bigger and bigger. Looking closer, it seems that the black energy is composed of countless tangled black lines...

It's like a witchcraft.

Li Chu picked up the Yin Jue with his right hand and walked to the Bailin Shuijiao: "I'll try it."

Black Scale Water Jiao was furious: "Your kid is bold, my lady, do you want to try too?"

Li Chu glanced at it and said, "I mean...I'll try to heal it."

Then he raised his finger and boomed--

A little sun turned out, and in the water, the golden light of the little Bodhi mantra instantly brightened the entire cave! Even through the cave.

The black scale water dragon retreated suddenly: "It's so dazzling."

The magic is that as the golden light shines, the black air entwining the wound of the white-scale water dragon slowly dissipates, and finally disappears.

When Li Chu removed the little Bodhi mantra, most of the original wound on its body had been restored, leaving only a shallow layer of scaly wounds.

As long as the black paint is gone, the wound can automatically heal.

Li Chu's understanding of the Little Bodhi Mantra has deepened a lot.

In his own hands, this curse has the magical effect that can clear almost all negative states and bless the positive states. But like the good fortune pill, it is no longer a negative state, but has completely changed the form, there is no way.

This kind of incantation should also belong to the category of "negative state", so he dared to give it a try.

"Ah!" Bailin Shuijiao exclaimed in surprise: "Thank you Dao Chang!"

The attitude of the black scale water bird has also changed greatly. If it has knees, I am afraid that it has already knelt down. At this time, it can't help but stop at Li Chu: "Thank you, Dao, for saving my lady! I was impatient and disrespectful before. Please don't blame the master!"

"No need to thank you." Li Chu waved his hand and asked, "You said just now that the people from the Jiangnan Palace are catching you?"

The black scale water dragon nodded repeatedly: "That's right!"

"My last name is Jiao, Jiao Hei. This is my lady, Jiao Bai." He began to tell.

Li Chu blinked and said that the two Jiao's names were sloppy enough.

"We originally lived in the section from Liuhua River to the mouth of the sea. We have always practiced safely and never dared to harm others."

"Who knows that Jiangnan Prince's Mansion suddenly caught the Qiyun Beast in Hangzhou Mansion. My lady, as a white jade dragon, was also spotted by them, chased by a bunch of minions. They chased us all the way from the Liuhua River to here."

Black Scale Water Jiao said angrily.

Li Chu heard this, thoughtful.

Speaking of luck beast...

The most famous is naturally Koi.

Could it be?

During the time when the Black Scale Water Jiao complained, he had obtained the consent of the two demons and had taken away the dark blue courage. Although Xuanqingdan is a treasure of heaven and earth, it can suppress the pain, but it is not very meaningful for the nearly healed water dragon.

Jiao Hei continued on the side:

"One of them uses spells, which is particularly difficult. He wounded my lady with spells, and he couldn't heal it anyway. He trapped us here, presumably where he was secretly watching. I want to wait until we can’t hold on. , Let's catch it again."

"Ok?"

Li Chu frowned upon hearing this.

If there are gangsters watching outside, will it be detrimental to the little genius doctor? He hurriedly collected the xuanqing guts, leaned up and headed towards the water.

What are you afraid of?

As soon as he got out of the water, he saw the little genius doctor lying on the ground, his eyes closed, and he didn't know his life or death.

And in front of him, stood a middle-aged man in an eccentric costume.

This person is Mr. Wu from the Jiangnan Palace.

...

Mr. Wu was indeed here to catch the two water dragons.

No way, there was something wrong with the spell cast by the colorful koi last time. Lord Cthulhu had been out of contact for many days, and when the contact was re-established, Lord Cthulhu asked more and more.

If he doesn't work hard, he won't be able to satisfy Lord Cthulhu.

However, some Taoist Qi Luck Beasts in Hangzhou Mansion were almost caught, and it was hard to find this white jade dragon. After several days of siege and interception, they were trapped here.

He was staring at the lake with magical powers from a distance. The white flood was hit by his vicious witch curse, and there is no other waterway underneath. They will come out sooner or later.

Unexpectedly, two more people came. He wanted to clean up, but suddenly found that there was an acquaintance among them.

That handsome heinous little Taoist priest.

Ha ha.

Unexpectedly, he actually brought it to the door by himself.

It's really the end of the world where you don't meet... There is a way to heaven, you don't go... There is no way to hell, you come here...

Seeing Li Chu's figure, he immediately changed his mind and waited until Li Chu got into the water before he appeared and subdued the little genius doctor with a spell.

The little genius doctor has some cultivation bases, but his cultivation methods are all in the direction of medical treatment, and they are all part-timers, purely on combat effectiveness...

It's about five or five different from the little koi.

Mr. Wu stopped him and planned to wait for the little Taoist priest to come out before threatening him to surrender the koi.

then……

He waited until Li Chu.

Li Chu looked at him and asked with condensed eyebrows: "Are you from the Jiangnan Palace?"

"Yes, those two water dragons under the water told you? Little Taoist priest, I guess you don't know, I have seen you." Mr. Wu said with a smile.

"You ever met me?"

"Yes, I know you have a colorful koi."

Mr. Wu picked up the little genius doctor, "If you want your friend to be alright, then trade that colorful koi carp."

Li Chu looked at him strangely: "Why should I change?"

"Ok?"

Mr. Wu didn't quite understand what he meant, but he knew that the little Taoist was not afraid of his own threat.

So he turned dark and shouted: "If you don't hand over the colorful koi, I will kill this person! Aren't you afraid?"

"set."

Before the threatening words fell, as soon as Li Chu raised his hand, Mr. Wu stood stiffly on the spot, too late to do anything... Only messy thoughts can rush in his mind.

Fuck... he was really not afraid.

But why would he have...

Fairy!

This little Taoist can actually hold himself?

Mr. Wu was horrified again and again, and he secretly hated the people who were doing things under his hands was too crude, and even this kind of news was not found.

But it's too late...

No, it's not too late!

For ordinary cultivators, the body is controlled, the true qi is impassable, the seal cannot be achieved, and no magical powers can be displayed.

The same is true for witchcraft.

However, he still has a life-saving trick to press the bottom of the box.

That is……

The one that Lord Cthulhu promised to him...

In exchange for ten times the luck...

God surrender!

Although I am unwilling to use it here, once it falls into the hands of this little Taoist priest, it will never end well!

He has always been a fierce and decisive character, and did not hesitate much. He gritted his teeth~www.ltnovel.com~ he read the name of the evil **** in his mind and prayed frantically.

"My Lord Cthulhu! Come and save your believers."

"I request to use it once..."

"Your **** surrender!"

boom--

Knowing the dark starry sky in the sea, the door suddenly opened. And in an instant, it spread to the world. Above his head, a huge black light curtain was opened up in an instant!

The night sky seemed to be torn apart--

In the light curtain, infinite evil is coming!

Accompanied by the roar of space being crushed!

Rumbling rumbling--

"My believer..."

"I will save you from all suffering."

"I am supreme..."

"My coming will take you away from vain."

A silver-white evil spirit slowly fell from the light curtain, from bottom to top, like a true god, descending into this space little by little.

Listening to this voice, Li Chu suddenly felt...what is going on with a vague familiarity?

"What I asked for..."

"I will repay you a hundred times."

"I gifted you..."

"I don't ask for anything in return."

"My name spreads to the Three Realms--"

"I……"

"?"

"I **** my horse!"

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I have been looking forward to ordering the badge for a long time. I thought it was grabbed in the early morning. Who knew it suddenly appeared... Suddenly, it felt a bit dull... It didn't dilute the pain of my Calvin at all.

This is the first time that I have written a novel with so many words... The first time it was recommended... The first time it was put on the shelves... The first time to receive the manuscript fee... The first fine product... The first ten thousand order... For more than three months, I feel a bit disillusioned in life.

In short, thank you all.

Still the same sentence, sincerely fearful, make persistent efforts.