I Can’t Be a Sword God

On the second day of the new year, welcome the God of Wealth.

Li Chu got up early, freshened and dressed, opening the doors of De Yunguan.

After Lao Du got up, he was surprised to find that the master got up earlier than himself, and he immediately blamed himself.

"How can you do these things? We should be our apprentices." Lao Du said repeatedly, "I am too lazy recently, and I only woke up when I heard a rooster. I must get up early tomorrow, and I will go. Just call a chicken!"

"It's nothing, I did these things before you came." Li Chu said calmly: "Besides, the God of Wealth is here today, and I need to take the lead in welcoming them."

Durranke shook his head and sighed: "Following the master for so long, this is the first time I have seen you respect a **** so much."

Li Chu said, "It doesn't cost any money anyway, I believe in how much I believe."

After bathing in the warm sun of early spring for a while, Li Chu returned to the front hall.

Previously, because he had been to Shenluo City for many days, coupled with the decoration of Deyunguan, his popularity showed signs of decline.

So since he came back, the two masters and apprentices together came up with a wonderful advertising model-let Wanli Feisha go door to door to distribute flyers.

Now the villagers in the ten miles and eight villages know that Dao Li has returned, and those who need to chase stars can move...Of course, they can also come if they want to get rid of evil spirits.

Yu Guanzhu had to lonely accept the fact that he had completely lost his appeal. There was no way, generation after generation of gods. Most of the young girls who admired him now have poor legs and feet, and it is not so easy to go out.

"Fortunately, I have cultivated an apprentice who looks like me when I was young."

The old Taoist can only comfort himself in this way.

Li Maoqing looked at the old Taoist strangely, and said in shock: "Yu Guanzhu's thick skin is really breathtaking."

"Huh." Yu Qi'an looked at today's national teacher proudly, and said coldly, "Mortal."

The look of gaze made Duranke who was watching couldn't help but tremble.

Li Chu greeted him for a while, but he really greeted a **** of wealth.

A round man wearing a brocade coat, with a round head and a round belly, and all his clothes are embroidered with copper coins, his belt is inlaid with gold, his shoes are covered with gold, his neck is covered with gold, and he carries four jade fingers on his left and right hands.

It was almost impossible to print the words "local tyrant" on his head.

"Little Li, good New Year, long admiration of the big name." As soon as he entered the hall, he held Li Chu's hand and greeted him warmly, "My dear Zhen Yougan, the surname Zhen Zhen, Qian Kun's work."

"It's really an awe-inspiring name." Li Chu said.

After taking the seat, Zhen Yougan didn't talk nonsense, and directly explained his intentions.

"I am a merchant in Tiannan Prefecture, and I often come to Jiangnan Prefecture to do business, because I have heard of Daochang Xiao Li's name. It happened that when something happened I was in Hangzhou, and a friend recommended me to come to you."

Zhen Yougan said: "My wife suffers from a heart disease and does not heal all year round. She was fine when I left home yesterday, but at night, a family member came to report that she was sick again and became unconscious, which was very serious. I wanted to go home to visit, but my family said that they had already asked a famous doctor and had to get the miraculous medicine named'Stygian Heart Grass' within seven days before it could be saved. Instead of going home in a hurry, I'd better go for medicine as soon as possible. "

"Stygian Heart Grass?"

"Yes, I asked someone to ask. It is a legendary medicine that grows in the illusory ghost country, and it is hard to find in the world."

"Ghost country?" Li Chu ning eyebrows: "Do you have a way to get in?"

This place... is quite nostalgic, if he can, he doesn't mind going around...

"of course not!"

Zhen Yougan looked at Li Chu in amazement, what's the matter with your expression that recalls your first love? Looks so dangerous.

Li Chu regained his face and motioned to Zhen Yougan to continue.

"Although the ghost country cannot be entered, it is said that there is still a place in the world where Styx Heart Grass may grow, which is the Mingshui Valley in southern Xinjiang." Zhen Yougan continued.

"Mingshuigu..." Li Chu said the name.

It sounds weird.

"It is said that there is a weird river that has the same origin as the Underworld. The feathers do not float, and the leaves are difficult to cross. The Styx Heart Grass grows at the bottom of the Underwater. It is difficult to get to the sky."

Zhen Yougan looked at Li Chu eagerly.

"I invite all the sects in Hangzhou Mansion, no one dares to go. They told me that if you want to have this strength, you must be powerful, but where is the power of heaven and earth so easy to move? I said, if Xiao Li Daochang can be invited to take action, it may be better than ordinary power..."

Li Chu said: "It's a bit ridiculous, but our Deyun View has always been good in quality and cheap, and childish."

"Little Li Dao..."

Zhen Yougan said again and again, "My wife is pleased to you!"

Although Li Chu thought this was weird, he nodded slightly and accepted the commission.

...

"Hehehe..."

In a deserted place in southern Xinjiang, there is a small wooden house among the wild mountains.

The small, crooked old woman sat on the ground, and the floor was full of scattered paper lanterns. For some reason, these lanterns looked a little gloomy in the shadows, and people's faces seemed to be reflected behind many paper skins.

What's more, he was still playing a drum, making a low and weird cry, as if he wanted to escape.

But opposite the old woman, the palm-sized wooden man looked at the lanterns, not only did not feel frightened, but also interesting.

"Mr. Zhang, your soul-holding technique is unparalleled in the world. I am afraid that you will not be able to surpass you for thousands of years. How can you be willing to live in seclusion in this remote place in the southern border and do such shameful deeds?"

"Wooden King" has a pity in his tone.

"Haha." The old woman laughed self-deprecatingly, "Where else can we go with our craftsmanship? However, we are lingering in the south of Xinjiang, asking for an incense inheritance. If it is really under the sun, you will be caught by Heluo before breathing The imperial court and the twelve immortal gates are wiped out and clean? Not to mention that my old lady is alone, but with the power of your Yanyue Sect, can you see people?"

"Almost... Our contemporary leader Yudi is in retreat. When he leaves the customs, it will be the time to sweep the world. Now we are about to do some sensational things in the world, and build momentum for the day of Yanyue's ascent!" Mu Ren Wang said generously.

His words changed again: "The destruction of Shenluo City should have been one of them, but because of various accidents...Mr Canghai's plan actually suffered a big failure."

"After the fact, the church sent someone to investigate. Although the specific reason is still unknown, it has been learned...The failure of Cang Haijun is actually inextricably related to a little Taoist in the south of the Yangtze River."

"The day before yesterday, the forces sent to the world by the Demon Land Slaughter City, which I cooperated with, were also cleaned up by this little Taoist... the methods were extremely cruel."

"So, the little Taoist priest must die!"

"Haha, King Muren..." The old woman shook her head, "The old woman is too old, but she is not stupid. You are right, I really want to avenge the killer. But... you are all fifteen. Ten times said how strong the little Taoist priest is, how could I still be a sword for you? If you have that strength, you can kill him yourself. If you don't have that strength, what can I do?"

"Plus you, it's naturally very different." Mu Ren Wangyu was bewildered, "Naturally I will not hide behind and use you as a knife. I will do it myself, but I just need your help..."

"My soul-staying technique?" the old woman asked back.

"You know that there is an immortal weapon in the world that specializes in hitting people and spirits. No matter who it is, as long as the soul is hit by this thing, it will break and fall in an instant. Even the true fairy in the legend is inevitable... …"

"You mean...slaps the whip?" The old woman's eyes widened.

"Not bad." The weird expression on the Mu Ren's face was clearly motionless, but at this moment you can see that he is smiling.

"In the early years, I was almost killed by Li Maoqing in the Shenxu town. But in the end I not only escaped a ray of life, but by chance, I got this treasure."

As soon as the wooden king raised his hand, he sacrificed a small phantom like a steel whip out of thin air, in his palm, no more than three inches in size, but the simple and majestic, the old woman, the soul-sensitive cultivator almost wanted to kneel on the spot.

"It's actually a real whip! Ancient fairy artifact!" she exclaimed, "Although there is a crack,... it is still a first-class fairy artifact!"

"How is it? Your soul-holding technique, coupled with the magic whip, is there any trouble?" the wooden king asked.

Although the old woman's face was shocked, she still hesitated. After a while, she shook her head: "Still not."

"Why?" The wooden man said: "No matter who, as long as the spirit is detained by you, under my whip, you will definitely not be able to escape with a whip!"

"Heh, do you think that the old woman's soul-staying technique is a peerless magic? Whoever wants to be detained is detained?" The old woman smiled again.

"If it is a mortal soul, I would naturally want to be restrained and kill people invisible; for some cultivation, it may take a little bit of effort, but it is not necessary to attract the attention of the other party; if the cultivation is not weaker than mine, I need to be high. Fatai, three rounds of practice, nine rounds of sacrifices, can be forcibly detained; if the cultivation base is higher than me, then you have to bet your life for it, and if you are not careful, you will be killed by someone...like you said. Little Taoist priest, it is very possible that even your five Dharma King Cang Haijun are not opponents. I will detain him instead of seeking death on my own?"

"This point, I naturally have to think about it."

The wooden king's expression remained motionless, but he seemed to be smiling confidently.

"I'm going to lead that little Taoist priest to a strange place. This place is also in southern Xinjiang. There is a river flowing with the same origin as the ghost country Minghai. At the same time, every day at sunset, there will be a strange heart-destroying sound. That is. Under the demonic sound of the heart, even the debilitating power will be unstable. Under the power, it is difficult to move."

"And when his soul is unstable, your soul-holding technique will be hundreds of times stronger! By then..."

"Mingshui Valley!" The old woman said in shock: "The heart-destructive sounds of Mingshui Valley! We are practicing this spirit restraint in southern Xinjiang, so naturally we need to know this place. If it is there, I dare to arrest land immortals!"

"Then... Soul restraint, magic whip... Coupled with the heart sound of Mizugu, is there any trouble?" Mu Ren Wang asked with a smile.

At this time, the old woman's eyes burst into light, as if she was finally convinced.

"There is Mizutani's heart sound, of course it's a big deal!"

...

Outside the Mingshui Valley, there is an inn called "Sister Inn".

Of course, this inn is not only for women. The reason for this name is that this inn was opened by a few sisters.

Although the female shopkeepers in the inn are all a little older, they are all glamorous, enchanting and charming, and they are all fascinated by the high-profile guests.

On this day, the sky was close to dusk.

Li Chu, Du Lanke and the boss Zhen came here together.

"Oh, how many lords, come on quickly, or stay in the shop?" A female shopkeeper in a red dress hurriedly moved her waist and greeted her.

"Just serve some side dishes. We plan to go into the valley overnight after eating." Dulan said in a guest.

"That won't work, you have to live in the store." The female shopkeeper said.

"Eh?"

Old Du Yi startled, what you gave me just now was not a multiple-choice question?

"No, listen to me telling you..." The female shopkeeper gently pressed Lao Du's shoulders and asked him to sit down.

"You are probably guests from far away, and you are not familiar with this. In this Underwater Valley, every night after sunset, there will be heart-destructive sounds. Even powerful people can't stand it for a while. Our little ones The shop, even if it is outside the Mingshui Valley, is always insecure for it. It is getting late now, and you are entering the valley at this time, are you not seeking your own death?"

Durange was so close to her, only the fragrance was scented, and he didn't listen carefully to what she said, but he already wanted to stay here for the night.

He looked back at the master, Li Chu looked at Boss Zhen.

Zhen Yougan said: "It's not bad this night, then live here."

"Okay, I'm going to arrange wine and food for you." The female shopkeeper turned around, and the butterfly stepped into the back kitchen gracefully.

Unexpectedly, as soon as she entered the back kitchen, she changed her face.

"Sisters, sisters!" she exclaimed excitedly, "but a good bag came, and none of you are allowed to grab it with me tonight. Let's stay here, with the convenience of the devil's voice, even though Yang Qi It is every night who asks and asks for it. But such a good-looking man is the first time."

In front of her, there were six women who also wore colorful clothes, and they were all similar in appearance, figure, and age.

"Second sister, this little Taoist..." one of the women in yellow said: "He is the enemy of the third sister."

"Huh?" The woman in the red skirt blinked, "Sanmei?"

"Not bad." The woman she looked at was also a charming woman, nodding her head heavily.

"Originally, Zhenzhen, Ai Ai, Lian Lian and I were living on the Mizuno Plain by inhaling Yang Qi, but they were also at ease. But when he got there, he used hard means to ask the whereabouts of Yao Niang Niang, so that we could no longer stand on the Mizuno Plain. I had to come and join all the sisters."

It turned out that she was the spider spirit on that day.

After Li Chu asked about the news he wanted, he saw that they were not guilty of deep guilt, plus the promise had been made beforehand, so he didn't embarrass them. But the spider spirit family confessed the fierce Yao Niangniang, but they didn't dare to live in the water and wild fields anymore, and didn't want to hold a grudge anymore.

"Sanmei, have you ever admitted your mistake?" The woman in the red dress was a little unwilling to herself.

"His handsome face is still so handsome even if it turns to ashes!" The woman gritted her teeth, "How can I admit it?"

"..."

Although this sounds weird ~www.ltnovel.com~, the sisters still felt her resentment.

"But this little Taoist priest has vast magical powers..." Someone said, "How can we provoke him?"

"Eh, it's okay!" Another woman in a purple dress waved her hand, "When the heart-destructive sound rang, these people who came for the first time must be insecure, and no matter how high his cultivation is, it must be so. I suddenly landed in his room. Zhang Spiderweb will tie him up first! At that time, the spider venom will be imprisoned, and it's not just what you want, just what it is!"

"If the second sister wants to breathe in yang, take a breath of joy! If the third sister wants revenge, please take revenge! Isn't it beautiful for our sisters to take turns and take turns?"

The spider spirits suddenly opened their eyes and smiled.

"The big sister is mighty!"

...

Not long after, the darkness enveloped the land of southern Xinjiang.

The treacherous voice suddenly sounded, like the singing of the oldest ghost on this land.