I Can’t Be a Sword God

"I think……"

"I ate too many duck necks in the first half of my life, grilled, marinated, spicy...so the hit should be considered as such."

"Or maybe, in the previous life, I was a beheaded executioner. I had countless great heads separated under my knife."

"Anyway..."

A hundred causes will have results, my retribution..."

"It's Old Du's hand knife!"

Wang Longqi, with a thick circle of plaster around his neck, grabbed Li Chu's skirt and wept on his back.

As for why not bow your head and cry...

Because it hurts.

Next to him, Du Lanke smirked twice, and said: "Master, you know me... Even if you don't know me, you should know Qi Shao. If I didn't show up in time to knock him out every time, that's all. God, even nine lives are not enough for him to lose."

Li Chu nodded silently.

"You have to believe me, don't blame me..." Wang Longqi sobbed: "I'm just afraid that I can't stand the temptation, and I don't even dare to come out, but who knows...there are bad people in the crowd!"

"Do you know how they tested me?"

"I'm so scared!"

"..."

Li Chu blinked. It seemed that Wang Longqi had not been very comfortable in Yaowang Town these two days.

"Indeed." Old Du also nodded in agreement, "It's a bit strange these days, no, it's very strange..."

"What?" Li Chu looked at him.

"There lives a Ninth Madam from the Han Dynasty Mansion, and she takes a little maid. That Ninth Madam... seems to have a strong interest in the Seventh Young Master." Old Du said seriously.

"If you are interested, she clearly fell in love with me." Wang Longqi said confidently: "You don't know what tiger and wolf words she said to me, huh... I blush even thinking about it."

"Qi Shao is a bit too confident to say this." Old Du sneered: "People just took the initiative to find you a few times, so they say they are in love with you, ha ha..."

"Then you said, what happened to the little maid who took the initiative to find you several times?" Wang Longqi asked suddenly.

Old Du puffed up his chest: "She is absolutely in love with me."

Wang Longqi: "Hehe..."

Li Chu looked at these two ordinary and confident men, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed to be with them.

...

at the same time.

The main hall of Yanzhao Gate in the north.

Two disciples are feeding porridge to the stiff senior brother Guanxi, while feeding, while persuading: "Big brother, you can rest assured and wait for the recovery, rest assured, the master said that when you are better, we will take you to take revenge."

"It's not an urgent matter to revenge, it's good for the senior brother to rest assured." Another disciple said.

"It's also thanks to nothing urgent." The former disciple continued: "Otherwise, with the hot temper of the big brother, if there is any important task in the body, I will suddenly delay these days, I am afraid that I will die in a hurry."

"Huh? Big brother, why are you crying?"

After helping Guanxi brother dry his tears, the two disciples sat down again and started feeding.

At the same time chatting again.

"But the atmosphere of our Yanzhao gate is still very good. Even if an urgent task is delayed, the master will at most scold him for two sentences, and there will be no excessive punishment."

"Yeah, how good our sect is." Another disciple said: "I heard, those anti-thief on Broken Tablet Mountain, if they are delayed because of delays, they will be killed if they are severely severed, and they are extremely harsh! "

"Hahaha, what they are doing is decapitating business after all. It should be rigorous. It is impossible for us to suffer such torture."

"Huh? Big brother, why are you crying again?"

"It's weird how big brother is so sentimental lately."

The two disciples hurriedly helped Guanxi to wipe the tears, but it was like a spring, and the wiping couldn't be cleaned, and the sadness flowed back into a river.

...

"hiss……"

"Oh..."

"Good for you……"

"never heard of that……"

In the infirmary in Yaowang Town, two old genius doctors kept slapping their tongues at the bunch of colorful grass.

"The wooden king of Yanyue Sect is really willing. Any of these dozens of strange poisons in the world is enough to kill a mortal casually. He can kill a mortal casually without looking at it, and it is not too wasteful." Changchun The old man shook his head and said.

"A mixture of so many toxicology, whatever you want to solve, will inevitably lead to several other or even dozens of them. Mixed in one place, it's difficult for the gods to solve."

Xuan Hu Weng frowned for a moment before losing the battle: "I can't solve it, the old man."

"Haha, although it can't be solved, it is really rare to see such a poisonous body in this life, so that the old people have an eye-opening feeling." Changchun old man said.

"Yes, it is indeed a worthwhile trip." Xuan Hu Weng agreed.

"It's not..."

Wang Longqi listened to the conversation between the two genius doctors, the more he listened, the colder his heart became.

"Two old genius doctors, please give me the right words, my poison... can it be solved?"

"The solution is definitely not possible." The old Changchun shook his head flatly.

"Uh--"

Upon hearing this, Wang Longqi's heart was ashamed, his eyes whitened, and he fell backward, as if he was about to lose his breath.

"But death doesn't necessarily mean death." Xuanhu Weng said with a smile.

"Ok?"

Hearing this, Wang Longqi sat up straight again.

"That's right." The old Changchun said: "The solution cannot be solved, but if you can get the legendary holy medicine, the life-shaping pill, you can clean up everything and reshape an intact physical body."

"Unfortunately, the life shaping pill has been lost for thousands of years." Xuanhuweng said again.

"Uh--"

Upon hearing this, Wang Longqi's eyes went black again, and he fell backward and was about to faint to death.

Lost for thousands of years, what is the difference between this medicine and nonexistence? Look for it at this time? The ghost knows that the year of the monkey is coming.

Seeing it is impossible to live.

"Did you forget that the pill of life-shaping pill is in my hands, I am already familiar with it." Changchun old man smiled.

"Ok?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Longqi suddenly bounced up again.

"Haha, I forgot." Xuanhu Weng also smiled lightly, "Then do you have the raw materials for life shaping pills?"

"Haha, not at all." The old Changchun shook his head: "Do you know what's on it? It's impossible to get together in this life."

"Uh--"

Is it still not working at last?

Wang Longqi couldn't get up at all, and he stunned again.

"Do you need some kind of medicinal material that has long since disappeared?" Xuan Hu Weng asked.

"No, most of the medicinal materials are rare, but I have stocks in Yaowang Town. Only one main medicine, Bing Gall Sacred Heart Lotus." Changchun Old Man said.

"Oh, it is unlikely to get it." Xuanhu Weng replied.

"Hey!"

With a loud bang, Wang Longqi threw off the wheelchair and stood up.

"I have tolerated you two guys for a long time..." He looked at the two old genius doctors angrily, "Is there any hope of being saved, can you give me the right words! In such a while, my abdominal muscles will soon be trained!" "

"how to say……"

"In your case..." The old man in Changchun said with some embarrassment: "If you say you must die, you can't completely die. If you say it can be saved, it's not completely saved..."

Seeing that Wang Longqi was about to cry again, Xuanhu Weng added: "The main medicine for refining life-shaping pills is the Sacred Heart Lotus of Ice Gallbladder. There is only one existing in the world, which belongs to Guanghan Sect of the Twelve Immortals. Inheriting the sacred object. In the sacred place of the Guanghan Sect, Xiaoyaochi, the saints of the Guanghan Sect can take a lotus seed, and after taking it, they have a stable mood and practice for thousands of miles. These sacred objects have consolidated the foundation of the sect for thousands of years. , How can I take it out and give you a mortal?"

Wang Longqi kept his mouth flat: "Life is priceless..."

"Why... I'll try it." Li Chu stood up and said.

In any case, Wang Longqi was also his friend, and he was targeted by the King of Wooden Man, and he was also affected by himself.

Even if there is a glimmer of hope, he will not give up Wang Longqi.

"Li Chu..." Wang Longqi flattened his mouth again, "You are really my second-born parents, re-raising parents, and a good brother for a lifetime..."

Old Du patted him on the shoulder, "The Seventh Young Masters are so touched that they can't distinguish the generations..."

"Little Li Dao..." The old Changchun looked over and said with a serious face: "The old man knows that you are talented in heaven and have great magical powers, but no matter how powerful you are by yourself...you can't compare to a whole fairy gate."

When he said this, looking at Li Chu's handsome and calm face, the old man in Changchun suddenly felt a little guilty.

Ok……

Wouldn't it be too rigorous?

But shouldn't it?

It doesn't make sense...

After a pause, he continued: "But you are fighting for your friend's righteousness, and the old is not easy to stop, so I can only remind you a few words. Among the Twelve Immortals, the Guanghan Sect is extremely difficult to deal with. They are though. He never provocatively provoke others, but he is very guarded against outsiders' contact. Especially those who are close to the gate of the mountain will have to fly a sword to wait on them at every turn."

"Yes." Xuanhu Weng nodded in sympathy, "The Xiaoyaochi of Guanghan Sect is an immortal treasure on earth. It is most suitable for planting heaven and earth treasures. There are many top-quality medicinal materials. Only there can grow. Changchun and I have also experienced Several times when the Shangguang Hanzong asked for medicine, even with my reputation and status, we were all made things difficult and demanding high prices. They simply wanted to isolate Xiaoyaochi from the world."

"Is that so..." Li Chu frowned.

"It's true, I've heard it a bit before." Old Du also said, "The whole rivers and lakes have a unified impression of Guanghan Sect."

Du Lanke looked at each other with Changchun Old Man and Xuanhu Weng, and the three people over two hundred years old said in unison:

"High cold."

...

Xuanyue Mountain.

The reason for this name is that standing on the top of the mountain, it can be seen that the sky is high and the earth is far away, and a huge moon wheel seems to hang above the head, which is extremely shocking.

Under the moon wheel, the entire mountain seemed to be covered with a layer of silvery white.

In the daytime, Xuanyue Mountain is full of vitality.

When Li Chu came to Guanghanzong's mountain gate, it was still early, but quite a lot of people had already gathered here. It looks like they are all practitioners from various quarters, listening to their conversations seems to come for medicine.

"Brother Chen, you were driven down the mountain three days ago, why dare you to come up again? But what secret weapon did you get?"

"Fang Master Wang, why are you here again? The fairies of Guanghan Sect didn't severely warn you, there is no medicine in Xiaoyao Chi!"

"Sect Master Xuan! Whoops, whoever you are, even your position, you come to ask for medicine in person!"

It seemed that the people who came were all with faces and faces on the rivers and lakes, and they were somewhat familiar with each other, each calling friends and acquaintances, and talking with each other.

Li Chu didn't have any acquaintances in the northern rivers and lakes, so he sat quietly by himself.

Seeing his looks, the people around would not come forward ignorantly, but naturally formed a small open space.

I don't know how long it took, then I heard a loud Heming.

The sound reaches the sky.

"Come! It's time to open the gate!" Everyone immediately rushed forward excitedly.

The gate of Guanghan Sect is actually just a few thick white marble pillars stacked with the three big characters of "Guanghan Sect" engraved sharply on them.

But no one dared to take a step beyond the thunder pond.

After a while, four beautiful women in white skirts and fluttering robes, with long swords on their backs, stood on the back of a psychic white crane, and drifted to them.

After a while, the white crane landed.

Four female disciples of Guanghan Sect came to the gate of the mountain.

One of the women with haircuts, who appeared to be older, said loudly to everyone: "Most of you are not here for the first time to ask for medicine. I think you understand the rules of Xiaoyaochi. Please come forward and report yourself. The name of the medicine requested is used to save whom and what to exchange for. If it meets the standards of our sect, you can go up the mountain to discuss the medicine."

"We understand!"

The people in front shouted one after another.

In fact, according to the Changchun old man, the so-called drug-seeking judgment of Guanghan Sect is actually a prevarication practice.

After all, Xiaoyaochi is uniquely endowed. If you insist on not opening to the outside world, there will be more and more people resenting the Guanghan Sect in the rivers and lakes. Accumulate for a long time, maybe it will lead to disaster.

Therefore, Guanghan Sect has established such a rule of seeking medicine. Even if the vast majority of people will still be rejected, those who are rejected will find ways to increase their rewards instead of simply resenting Guanghan Sect. Catharsis.

"Okay, that's it." The hair-cut woman beckoned.

"I come!"

The first one is a middle-aged man in brocade, quite majestic.

He said loudly: "I am the deputy gang leader of the Northland Sishui Gang. This time I came here to ask for a treasure, a jade sword and flower leaf, for my seriously injured and dying gang leader. I am willing to pay ten thousand taels of gold and ten pairs of jade pieces. !"

At this price, some people took a breath after hearing it, but it was worth the price to think of the life of the leader of the Sishui Gang.

only……

The four women under the mountain gate seemed unmoved.

"I have helped close to ten thousand people in the Four Shui Rivers, and play a decisive role in Jixiang Mansion. If my helper dies and the forces of the rivers and lakes reshuffle, the lives of thousands of people may be involved!"

The middle-aged Jinpao hurriedly shouted again when the situation was not good.

"Sorry." The four women did not communicate, and the woman with the haircut directly said, "No."

Someone in the back whispered: "There is only one jade sword flower in the world. It has only grown four flowers and leaves for more than 300 years. The first three have been used to rescue the emperor of the dynasty, the famous masters of Taoism, etc., and a gang of four waters. Not necessarily in the eyes of Guanghan Sect."

The deputy gang leader left in a desperate manner.

Even if anxious, he did not dare to be presumptuous under the gate of Guanghan Zongshan.

Then, a man with a golden robe and jade belt, with extraordinary tolerance, stepped forward.

"My fellow Beidi Tianqizong, Sect Master Xuan Mingjing."

This was the former Sect Master Xuan in the center of the crowd. As soon as he stepped forward at this time, it attracted many people's attention.

"I want to ask for an amber moon fairy flower for me." Xuan Mingjing said earnestly: "I finally touched the threshold of a land immortal here for the ninth generation of my Tianqizong Jianzong, and now I need this magical medicine to break through. Auxiliary. As long as it is given, my Heavenly Qi Sect is willing to be attached to Guanghan Sect for a hundred years, and drive arbitrarily!"

"Wow..."

These words really caused an uproar.

You know, Qizong is not a little sect on this day, and it is also very famous in the North. If one is allowed to drive for a hundred years, it is no different from the whole family as a slave. The benefits that can be created in these hundred years are far from the previous gold.

This time, the four women looked back and discussed for a long time.

This Xuan Mingjing's condition ~ www.ltnovel.com ~ no fairy door dare to take lightly.

What surprised everyone was that after the discussion, the woman with the hair shook her head again.

"Sorry." She refused: "No."

"What?" Xuan Mingjing was as shocked as the audience, "My Heavenly Qi Sect has served you as a slave for a hundred years, and it is not enough to replace an amber moon fairy flower? You Guanghan Sect..."

Xuan Ming Jing's face began to be a little distorted, "Do you Guanghan Sect have to fight against me? I... I will get it myself!"

With a long whistle, he rose from the ground, and the power of cutting the peak of the decline stage was terrifying!

boom--

But in the next second, a white silk flew out of the cloud and mist in front of him volleyed, directly entwining him, and then slammed it hard, actually throwing this mighty figure directly into the boundless sky!

"Xuan Mingjing, it seems that you have never done anything evil, forgive you a sin of disrespect, and dare to come to Guanghan Sect to make noise again, never be merciful!" A cold voice sounded from afar.

Highlight a ruthless!