I Can’t Be a Sword God

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The bustling river bank is still full of Jixiangfu people who want to make a fortune by fishing. At this time, a young farmer's axe accidentally fell into the river, making a muffled noise.

"Oh, my new axe!" the young farmer wailed, "It's worth a couple of silver!"

The person next to him couldn't help asking curiously: "What are you doing fishing with an axe?"

The young farmer asked strangely: "Who does fishing without an axe?"

Seeing that the river was flowing deep, there was absolutely no possibility that the heavy axe fell into it. The young farmer was about to mourn for him when he heard a strange sound of waves.

Hearing the sound of rushing water, there was a black-faced old man in a primitive robe who was lifted by a wave spray and came to him from the middle of the river.

There is a small flag behind the black-faced old man with two distinct red letters on blue background: "River God".

"It's the Lord River God?"

I don't know who shouted, and the people around immediately gathered to watch the excitement.

Seeing the black-faced river **** showing a kind smile to the young farmer, he said softly: "Young man, why are you crying here? Did something fall into the river?"

"Yes, yeah, Lord River God!" The young farmer nodded repeatedly, "My newly bought axe fell into the river!"

"Haha, don't worry, it's a trivial matter." The Lord River God smiled slightly, and then he fished out of the water with both hands, each holding up a flower.

The one on the left is golden and the one on the right is shining with silver, flowing with dazzling brilliance, which is absolutely extraordinary at first glance.

River God smiled and said: "Then did you drop this golden lotus or this anemone?"

The crowd was in an uproar.

In the envy of everyone's eyes, the young farmer also showed a surprised look, startled, he looked at the black-faced river **** in front of him, and replied: "Fool, didn't you hear what I said was an axe?"

"..."

After a few seconds of group silence.

The black face river **** actually chuckled, and said, "You really are an honest young man, then I will give you both gold and silver lotus."

"I..." The young farmer opened his mouth, just as he was about to breathe fragrance.

River God raised his hand again, revealing a mysterious smile.

"You may not know what these two lotus flowers do..."

Having said that, he threw the golden lotus into the air, and the master said: "Great!"

The golden lotus took off and turned around, facing the storm, and in a blink of an eye it turned into a big lotus platform with a radius of three feet.

"These are the two lotus terraces where the Buddha sat before the mountain in the legend. This golden lotus is immersed by the Buddha nature and surrounded by thunder sounds. Its spirituality is not weaker than any innate spiritual treasure. Its most magical effect is that the monk can Chanting, meditating, and meditation on it can...not have hemorrhoids."

"Huh?" The crowd made a shocked voice.

Hemorrhoids, for Buddhist disciples who meditate all the year round, are simply the biggest obstacle on the way to Buddhahood.

And this lotus platform actually has such a magical effect!

The young farmer seemed to finally realize the magic of the thing in front of him, and asked in a trembling voice: "So...what is the magical effect of the anemone?"

"Hey, this anemone..." The black face river **** lowered his voice and slowly said, "It's the night-use type of a golden lotus."

"..."

Everyone on the shore took a breath.

I can't believe that I can see such a rare treasure in my lifetime.

The river **** handed two lotus flowers to the young farmer, and said, "If you dedicate these two secret treasures to the rich and powerful in the world, not to mention the peace of mind, gold is still indispensable."

"Yes..." the young farmer muttered with his eyes in a daze: "I want to dedicate this thing to... the emperor! You can definitely get a lot of rewards."

"You guy..."

Hei Lian He Shen's swear words obviously came to his lips, and he swallowed it back.

He gritted his teeth and continued to try to persuade him: "Young man, there is no need for this. Don't you have a stupid and rich royal child in the North?"

"Um... but my axe still..." The young farmer was still pondering, as if he wanted to say something.

Before he could say anything, the black-faced river **** grabbed his collar and said angrily in his ear: "Your special mother, hurry up and take these two treasures to the Han Palace for money today, but if it is later, I will let him Your whole family can't make it tonight! Do you think Lao Tzu's river **** was elected? Lao Tzu's site was returned! Understand?"

"..." The young farmer blinked, then bowed deeply, "Master River God, please forgive my previous disrespect, thank you for your gift, I will complete your great instructions, goodbye."

...

Inside the Hanwang Mansion.

In the clean room, sandalwood curls.

With a flattering smile on his face, King Han sat opposite the Zen Master.

As the longer he knows the Zen Master, the more he feels that he was so humble and unworthy, and that he has lived for decades in vain. He vowed that he would give up drinking and meat all his life, and as for the robbery...think again.

In short, it is the Zen master who opened the door to a new world for himself and ignited the light of life for himself. Only the Zen master is the eternal faith.

So after he got the treasure, he also couldn't wait to offer it to the Zen master.

"Master, the disciple just spent a huge sum of money to get two Buddhist treasures, I don't know if Zen Master likes it." Han Wang said with a smile.

"Oh?" The Golden Bodhisattva smiled and nodded: "His Royal Highness Han has a heart. I don't know what the treasure of Buddhism is?"

"It's a pair of lotus platforms that the Buddha sat on before he became a Buddha."

King Han respectfully placed a pair of lotus stands on the table.

"The golden lotus is used daily and the anemone is used at night. It is said that sitting on it, chanting, meditating, and meditation can...not have hemorrhoids."

"..."

Jin Bodhisattva's smile gradually stiffened, and he was silent for a while.

Then he asked slowly: "His Royal Highness Han, do you think the poor monks will have trouble in this regard?"

His deep gaze made King Han feel guilty.

King Han hurriedly lowered his head and said: "It's the disciple who is abrupt. The Zen master has the supreme wisdom and the supreme magic power. How can he have the same troubles as ordinary monks? I will return this thing..."

"It doesn't have to be troublesome. Since it's the prince's intention, then I will reluctantly accept it." Upon hearing this, the Golden Bodhisattva said quickly.

"Ah..." King Han was taken aback and raised his head.

Seeing that the lotus platform on the table was gone for some time, the Golden Bodhisattva put it away instantly, as if afraid that he would repent.

"Of course, I will stress again. I accept the treasures, but I definitely don't use them." Golden Bodhisattva repeated unsmilingly ~www.readwn.com~Yes, of course the Zen master can't use it. King Han nodded carefully, and then left tremblingly.

On the other side, in the world full of infinite golden light.

The Buddha-like Golden Bodhisattva sat on the huge lotus platform, looking at the two lotus platforms with the most treasured eyes, with an uncontrollable smile on his face.

"There is such a baby in the world, I hate that I only saw it today." He murmured, and then shouted: "Great!"

With an order, the Golden Lotus Terrace rolled into the air, facing the storm.

Only this time it has risen to about one person's height, and it no longer continues to grow bigger, but slowly stops in front of the Golden Bodhisattva. Through the layers of delicate carvings that look like natural petals, the Golden Bodhisattva can see, and there is a dark shadow faintly inside...

one……

Although he couldn't see his face and figure, he could already feel the dark shadow that should be extremely handsome.