I Can’t Be a Sword God

　　 "Our people in Xilan Village are the most hospitable."

　　The old man wore a simple gray cloth dress and smiled and greeted everyone to enter the village. A stone tablet was erected at the entrance of the village, engraved with the characters "Western Orchid Village".

　　 "It turns out that Xilan Village is the abbreviation of Xiyu Orchid Village." Old Du said with a small smile, "Why not just call it broccoli."

　　 Wang Longqi smiled and said, "Why not just call it cauliflower."

　　 Old Du smiled again: "That's simply called..."

　　 Before he could say anything, Wang Longqi and Yu Qi'an on one side stretched out their hands to cover his mouth at the same time, and said, "Don't talk about this stuff, it's unlucky."

　　 "Good, good..." Old Du hurriedly raised his hand to surrender. After being let go, he mumbled: "I'm not afraid."

　　 Yu Qi'an and Wang Longqi said viciously at the same time: "I'm not afraid!"

　　Without a few words, the old man led the group to the largest courtyard in the village. Although it is not very grand, there are also a few small courtyards and masonry mansions, which are rare in this village.

"This is our village chief's house, and only his house can accommodate a few people." The old man finished speaking, then turned to call the door, "The village chief! Look what good things I brought you! Open the door! "

　　 Everyone: "..."

　　 Although I feel that the old man’s remark is a bit wrong, but if you say that you are not a good thing and you can’t say it, it’s hard to refute it...

　　 Not long after, a stout farmer who looked like a family opened the door, led a few people in, and saw a fat old man sitting in front of the hall with a slightly richer clothes.

　　 "Oh, the guests came to the door, and the old man greeted him hahaha." The village chief smiled and stood up to greet him, and then asked, "I don't know where several of them are from?"

　　 "I'm waiting for Taoist priests from the East Tu Heluo to travel to the Western Regions, passing by the treasures, and staying overnight. It is really disturbing." Yu Qi'an immediately replied.

　　 "Don't disturb, don't disturb." The village chief laughed, "Our people in Xilan Village are the most hospitable and hospitable. I like to receive foreign guests the most!"

　　...

　　 At the same time, just at the entrance of the village where Li Chu and the others passed by, a tall young man with an eyebrow stick on his back also came here.

　　 "Western Orchid Village..."

　　 The young man has long yellowish hair, thin cheeks and refined eyes. He was about to step forward when he heard a shout from the side.

　　 "Hey! What are you doing?" Four or five brawny men came out from the roadside and scolded.

　　 The youth smiled and arched his hands: "Everyone, I am a traveler passing by here. I was just lost by the big storm. Seeing the sky is getting late, I want to find a place to stay. I don’t know if it’s inconvenient..."

　　 Hearing the request of the youth, several strong men from Xilan Village responded politely.

"roll!"

"inconvenient!"

　　 "How far to die!"

　　 "One step forward and break your leg!"

　　"..."

　　 When the young man heard the words, he suddenly showed anger, "It is inconvenient and inconvenient. Why do you curse?"

　　 "Swearing? You will hit you no matter how much ink!" The headed burly man pointed at the young man, "Fuck off?"

　　 "Huh..." The young man snorted coldly, staring at a few people with a deep gaze, and said word by word: "Get out of the way."

　　 After that, he turned around and left without looking back.

　　 As he walked, he whispered to himself: "You will still avenge your grandfather and father in the future. You must keep a useful body and you can't fight against these people... Except for Li Chu, no one is worthy of you!"

　　...

　　 "The hospitality of the people in your village, we really feel it deeply."

　　 Facing a large table of sumptuous food, Yu Qi'an couldn't help but admire.

　　 Looking at the mountain beasts in front of them, the wild geese in the clouds, the terrestrial cattle and sheep and the fresh sea under the sea, the group of people showed excitement, especially the little koi, whose hair stood up and trembled.

　　 "I should say, it's better to eat here than at the King's Palace in Jinque." Wang Longqi also said: "No matter how delicious the oysters are, you can't eat them all."

　　 "Our Xilan Village is like this, friends come and have good wine..." The village chief suddenly turned his head and smiled and stopped talking.

　　 "Wine is indeed a good wine." After Wang Longqi drank a few more glasses, he felt a little up, and stood up again, saying, "I'm going out to get some breath."

　　 The night outside the yard was deep, except for the village chief’s house, no lights were on. Standing in the back garden, the evening breeze made me feel relaxed and happy.

　　 So Wang Longqi untied the belt of his pants.

　　 "Too much urine and too much wine..."

　　 was urinating, eyes drifting away, he saw a bird flying from the garden and landing on a courtyard pillar in the distance.

　　 In the next second, suddenly a red light bounced over, and instantly swept away the bird...

　　 Wang Longqi’s pupils suddenly enlarged, he could see clearly, it was clearly a long tongue! The wind was blowing from that direction, still carrying a faint smell.

　　 "Monsters!" Wang Longqi turned around, ran with his legs, ran back to the banquet with crutches, and shouted: "There are monsters, there are monsters!"

　　 "What's wrong?" Li Chu heard the words and stood up.

　　 Yu Qi'an stretched out his hand and covered the eyes of the little Koi.

　　Old Du Ze hurriedly persuaded: "Seventh, don't talk about anything else, first put your pants up."

"Yeah..." Wang Longqi noticed that he had just forgotten about it, and quickly said while lifting his pants: "I was breathing in the back garden just now, and I saw a monster! A long tongue with a fishy smell... "

　　 "Impossible!" The village head firmly shook his head and said: "Our Xilan Village is an outstanding man and has never been a monster for hundreds of years."

　　 Li Chu closed his eyes and swept away, then opened his eyes, and said, "There is really no monster here."

　　 Wang Longqi said: "Impossible, what I saw just now is absolutely impossible..."

"Seventh Young Master, are you drunk too much?" Old Du helped him sit down and said: "Don't worry, my master is here, but whenever there is a monster showing a little bit of evil spirit, Chunyang Sword will pass directly. What are you afraid of? ?"

　　 "Also..." Wang Longqi sat down, shook his head, and wondered if he had read it wrong.

　　 Everyone was talking in a rush, and suddenly heard a silver bell-like laughter outside the house.

　　 "I heard from my family that a few visitors from Heluo have come, and you won't ask me to come see you, grandpa."

　　 There was a ringing sound, and I saw a woman in a gorgeous red dress turning to the front of the hall, with a bright face and charming eyes, and she came to the banquet room in a few steps.

　　 Seeing Li Chu, he suddenly closed his mouth: "What a handsome Daoist. UU reading www.uukanshu.com"

　　 "Chan'er, don't be presumptuous." The village chief laughed and scolded, but his eyes were full of doting, and he introduced to everyone: "This is my granddaughter. I have been arrogant and indulgent since childhood. Please forgive me."

　　 "It's okay." Yu Qi'an smiled and waved.

　　 Wang Longqi also suddenly pulled Duranke over, and whispered: "This woman seems to be... not quite right."

　　 "Huh? What's wrong." Old Du asked wonderingly.

　　 "Anyway... it doesn't look like a human being. I suspect that the monster I just saw is her." Wang Longqi scratched his head and said speculatively.

　　 "Senior Master, you can't just say that they are not human if they look good." Old Du smiled.

　　 "That kind of feeling... You haven't communicated with the female monster deeply, you don't understand." Wang Longqi shook his head.

　　 "..." Lao Du was silent for a while, not knowing what to say for a while.

　　 After all, when it comes to this experience, he really can't compare with Wang Long.

　　 At this time, Wang Longqi glanced at Yu Qi'an, the old and the young looked at each other, and his eyes seemed to have profound meaning.

"Um…"

　　Wang Longqi suddenly strengthened his thoughts and said, "I have to find a way to test her."

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