I Created Myth Of Old Ruler

2021-11-19

  Chapter 326 325. Cleaners

Lu Yi feels that his head is like being used as a ball It shook like crazy kicking, and countless knowledge and babble overflowed from his brain, as if his skull could not bear the burden and burst apart at the next moment.

Lu Yi saw the stars in the sky, and the brightest ones formed a strange pattern, like some kind of majestic giant. He observed carefully and found that it was not an illusion.

Those stars are part of the huge monster whose body is more than tens of millions of light years. They, or they sleep in them, move their positions slightly in units of tens of billions of years, as if Turning over when human beings sleep.

When he realized this, countless babbles rang in Lu Yi's ears, but these babbles were disordered and in a mess, as if they came from countless worlds.

". Water, I need water, it’s weird, why I still feel thirsty after drinking so much water? No, don’t stop me, I want to drink water, give me water, give me Water"

". It killed my mother first. When the long, straw-like mouth of the thing got into my mother's ear, I knew it was all over , In less than a minute, my mother rolled her eyes, and her whole person shrank, I know, I know, it’s my turn next."

". She is not hope at all, she It's just a scourge, everything is directed at her, have you seen her face at night? That is, that is Ahhh, don't come over, don't come over."

". It was strange that when we found the corpse, his two eyes and half of his liver were gone. His corpse was like being pried open by something, with all his ribs turned out. I know that speaking of which is a bit impolite. , But I think it’s like a flower."

"Anyone who has seen this painting is crazy. I don’t recommend you to open the opening ceremony. Yes, its former owner, A singer committed suicide on the second day when she took this picture. She hung herself from the lamp in the hall. She didn't wear a single piece of clothing on her body. Only the blood from where she came from covered her whole body."

". Eyes, I'm pretty sure, I saw the eyes, on his body, on the seat, on and on your body, no, don’t come near me, I’m going to pierce These eyes, I want to drive them away, all of them"

In the midst of the pollution like being swept by wind and waves, Lu Yi can only weakly feel that he is bleeding.

Blood that could not be restrained by the grass in his body gushed out from Lu Yi's whole body. He fell to the ground with a plop, and there was no twitching due to instinctive reaction. The whole figure was frozen like death. ground.

Lu Yi is surrounded by black and gray smoke, but he is completely motionless.

A few strands of hair stick out under the bed, and one eye is staring at the motionless Lu Yi.

Soon, all the wounds on Lu Yi's body grew grass.

These plants drew his blood frantically, as if they were nourished by fairy dew, they grew rapidly, and they were soon more than three feet tall.

The sad and euphemistic sound of Erhu never heard from that building, and the unskilled etude tunes added a lot of atmosphere to Lu Yi's situation.

Pata Pata——

Lycra ran into the room from the living room. It saw Lu Yi wrapped in vegetation and suddenly melted.

It took only a second to change from the state of Corgi to a monster made of flesh and blood. When the hound's true face appeared, Lu Yi's room suddenly fell silent.

The hound came to Lu Yi's side, stretched out two tentacles, and gently rubbed Lu Yi's head.

Immediately, the vegetation on Lu Yi shook as if being swept by a violent wind, making a sound of oh la la oh la la, and then quickly withered.

Lu Yi convulsed a bit and came back to life.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a huge, tentacled eye staring at him, accompanied by the sound of flesh and blood squirming.

"Thank you."

Lu Yi gave a voice of thanks.

He got up.

Looking around all around, the whole room was stained with his own blood.

"It's a bit difficult to clean."

Lu Yi thought for a while, took out his mobile phone, and found the phone of a local cleaning company.

The call was made and it was a man who answered the call.

"Hello, Jiangcheng Jiaran housekeeping service, what can I do to help?"

"Oh, yes, my house needs cleaning, it's probably a room, Some stains, sheets and quilts."

Lu Yi explained the situation.

"Can you tell us what the stain is, we are ready to prepare the corresponding cleaning agent."

The other party asked again.

"It's blood."

After Lu Yi finished speaking, he could hear the opposite side obviously stunned, as if he had bumped into something.

"Let me confirm, are the quilts and sheets in the room stained with blood?"

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, Lu Yi heard the call There is another dial tone, but the key tone is very short, as if only three tones.

"Yes, because of the heavy bleeding, even the mattress was stained with blood. It is very cold now. Changing the mattress is too troublesome. By the way, do you provide wall cleaning services here? "

Lu Yi answered truthfully.

"Provided, provided."

The other party replied repeatedly.

"What about the charges?"

Lu Yi asked again.

"Well, for an entire room, our charge here is 70 yuan an hour. It is estimated that it will take two to three hours."

The other party replied.

"It's a bit expensive. Otherwise, I'd better look elsewhere."

Lu Yi thinks that seventy an hour is too expensive, and it's not a problem to wash it yourself.

". Well, I will hold him steady, wait, sir, I forgot to say just now, you are making a purchase for the first time, so we will give a discount here, every child The charge can be seven. A 50% off!"

The other party hurriedly picked up the microphone as if he had just finished talking with someone.

"50% off, that's not bad, when can I come?"

Lu Yi thinks this store is quite conscientious. The first time customers can get a 50% discount. Fifteen yuan an hour, I feel acceptable.

Although Lu Yi has a lot of money, he is not stingy to entangle the price. He mainly hopes that the things in this world can find their own value, such as cleaning, which is obvious in one hour and seventy. It's too high. If such cleaning services can still find customers, wouldn't the cleaning companies that cost fifty yuan an hour lose out?

In order to live up to every job, Lu Yi will bargain.

After reporting his address to the other party, Lu Yi went to the bathroom to wash his face.

After waiting a moment, Lu Yi heard a knock on the door.

"Please open the door, it will be cleaned."

Lu Yi opened the door and immediately saw a cleaning staff wearing blue clothes and three policemen behind him .

"Don't move!"

The police called.

(End of this chapter)