I, holding a long sword in my hand, only know one move

If you want to be a good teacher, it may not be easy... This time, try not to be called "idiot" or "asshole" by your students.

When I think about it, I kind of admire that octopus. What's going on?

Looking at the octopus who was tying himself up and hanging on a tree to "apologise" to his classmates, Cheng Rang twitched his lips.

Chapter 14: Time for puberty?

Facts have proved that Nagisa Shioda's records are quite accurate.

Koro-sensei, who hangs himself on a tree and lets his classmates "kill" him, can also dodge all attacks like slimy tentacles and show a mocking look.

But just when the students were about to give up in anger, the branch just broke.

"Hey - it's not good!!"

"Now, do it!"

Everyone picked up their swords and guns and chased after him. During this period, Koro-sensei's tentacles were still entangled with the rope, not to mention how embarrassing it was.

[Koro-sensei’s weakness ②: Once in trouble, he will be in a hurry]

After finally breaking free, he mocked the panting classmates again on the roof, and then doubled the day's homework.

[Koro-sensei’s weakness ③: Very cautious]

So these two records were added to Shioda Nagisa's notebook.

Later, when the students who were responsible for taking care of the flower beds went to water the flower beds the next day, they suddenly discovered that the bulbs that had just been planted had already bloomed with bright flowers as before.

As for whether it was a dream or a misremembering, no one could answer such a strange thing. I just heard that a sneaky figure appeared next to the flower bed that night, but it didn't look like Koro-sensei. .

"Who is the one?"

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…

On this day, Cheng Rang made a rare appearance in the faculty office with a solemn expression.

"Oh, Teacher Cheng has a distressed expression. Did something interesting happen?"

Cheng Rang held his chin and glanced at the yellow octopus that Shi Shiran had moved in. It seemed that it had just finished class.

"Koro-sensei, has my sister asked you any questions about relationships between men and women recently?"

"Goooo?!"

Koro-sensei was a little surprised by Cheng Rang's question, but still replied: "No, it's better to say that most of them are common sense in life, and the explanations of various terms..."

"That's it."

"So what happened? As a class teacher, I am also very concerned about the situation of my students." It leaned its head over and grinned as if to whisper.

"Have you heard? Recently there have been rumors in the class that Xiao Mo and Nagisa are dating. As an older brother, I am very concerned about it..."

"Ah! How could it be possible? I've never heard of it at all!"

The gossip soul seemed to be ignited in an instant, and it began to pester Cheng Rang, asking him to tell him the detailed process.

"Well, look, Xiao Mo has obviously gotten closer to Nagisa-san recently, right? They've almost become inseparable..."

Koro-sensei rubbed the area under his head where his chin should be with his tentacles, nodded and said, "Indeed, I also discovered this, because we sit at the front and back desks during class, and we often chat together after class."

"——Maybe they are really dating! Teacher, I maintain an open and free attitude towards campus love, as long as safety measures are taken." He suddenly raised his finger, and his head lit up like a light bulb.

"What weird things are you talking about? It's just an octopus!"

Cheng Rang crossed his arms, "Before, she had relatively few contacts with people, but now she basically spends a lot of time with her classmates every day. The change is really quite big."

"It's just that you can't distinguish clearly between friendships between friends and feelings between men and women, right?" it asked.

"Yes, but as an elder brother and body

According to Teacher Yu, the preaching in this regard seems a bit unbearable. Although Xiao Mo listens to my words, she still wants her to truly understand that many emotional things are completely different concepts, rather than me unilaterally instilling them into her. she. "

"It's good to have such an idea, Teacher Cheng. Most of the students in Class E are about to enter their wonderful puberty. It's normal for male and female students to have good feelings. Teachers like us only need to give them a Right direction."

"Agreed." Cheng Rang nodded, "So I'll ask Mr. Koro to pay attention to this aspect."

"What are you talking about? Even if you don't ask me, as the head teacher, I will definitely pay attention to this, hehehe~~"

"So you don't know anything about the rumors among your classmates?"

"Ugh..." Koro-sensei's round head shook, and he shed a cold sweat as if he was embarrassed.

While the two were chatting, there was a sudden noise like a pot exploding from the direction of the classroom outside the corridor, and footsteps rushed past the door.

Cheng Rang curiously opened the door and stuck his head out, shouting: "Hey, don't run so fast in the corridor, you will fall if you step on the floor!"

The two female classmates had excited expressions on their faces. When they saw Cheng Rang, they all showed eager expressions.

"Teacher Cheng, Teacher Cheng! Do you know?"

"What do you know?" Cheng Rang tilted his head in confusion.

"Xiao Mo confessed to Nagisa-san!"

"It's just a confession. What's there to be excited about - what did you say? Who?!" Cheng Rang's eyes almost popped out immediately, and the expression on his face was as exciting as if he had seen a ghost.

Xiao Mo?

I'm so direct...

"Please marry me - if that's the case, wow... it's so exciting!" The girls put their heads together, excitedly as if they too had been confessed.

"Where are the two of them?"

"...right in the classroom."

boom!

The moment the words fell, along with the strong wind, Cheng Rang's figure disappeared in front of them, and the two girls were dumbfounded.

"Wait...that speed just now...is it really Teacher Cheng?"

"Gee...?" Then they saw Koro-sensei popping his head out from the door again, and the surprised expressions on their faces instantly unified.

"——Really!!"

Cheng Rang rushed into the classroom at lightning speed, and sure enough, Nagisa Shioda, with red cheeks and a distressed expression, could be seen in his seat.

Xiao Mo sat on the chair as if nothing serious had happened, while the other gossip-loving classmates huddled in the back of the classroom and talked.

"Shioda Nagisa, what on earth is going on!"

"Huh? Cheng...Teacher Cheng?!"

Nagisa shivered when his full name was called, and looked at Cheng Rang, who was standing at the door of the classroom with a look of surprise.

"So I don't know either! Classmate Cheng suddenly asked me to get married or something!"

"Xiao Mo?"

When Cheng Rang looked at Xiao Mo, he saw her sitting upright and clearing her throat very calmly.

"Ahem~ Yes, I am planning to marry Nagisa-san."

"Why?" x2

"Because we have a good relationship, and Nagisa-san is a boy, unlike Kugisaki-san, who said girls cannot get married."

"ha?!"

"If we quarrel later, we might consider divorce or something. After all, if we are always tired of being together like my brother and sister Isa, it will bring a lot of harm to the people around me. They say - distance creates beauty. Well!"

"...What she said seemed to make sense, but I was speechless."

"And if I get better with other classmates in the future, I can also get married one by one! In this way, we can always be together!" She opened her arms, with little stars twinkling in her eyes as if she was looking forward to such a scene.

"It's not like that at all, hey—!" the girls gathered at the back of the classroom complained in unison.

Chapter 15 We have a sword god teacher? !

After Cheng Rang heard Xiao Mo's definition of "marriage", he first breathed a sigh of relief, and then started to feel a headache again.

Xiao Mo simply interprets the behavior of people of the opposite sex who have a good relationship and go further as a "marriageable" relationship. I am afraid that because he often sees Isabella getting tired of being together with him, he treats himself as such. Substituted in.

But real marriage is not like this!

"It's just that what people don't understand is that every night in my brother's room there are always voices bullying sister Isa... Will Nagisa-san also bully Xiao Mo at night?"

"——Stop talking!"

Considering that it was a bit unrealistic to let Xiao Mo understand the so-called definition of love in a short period of time, Cheng Rang, as a physical education teacher, chose to immediately launch a unique [Physical Hygiene Education Course] for the students in Class E.

Of course, since there is currently no female teacher in Class E, even if men and women take separate classes, Cheng Rang can only take the responsibility.

Sure enough, if Koro-sensei, who is a yellow octopus, teaches this kind of class, the students might feel uncomfortable...

After the course -

"It turns out that the essence of marriage is to reproduce and reproduce...that is to say, if Xiao Mo wants to get closer to Nagisa-san, he doesn't need to get married." Xiao Mo took out his notebook.

I wrote down all the key points in the class, and also left a lot of [vocabulary] that I didn't understand very well, and prepared to find another opportunity to ask about it after class.

"Well, it's good to understand this!" Cheng Rang nodded with satisfaction.

"——But you need to date first, right?"

Nagisa Shioda blushed again, slammed his hands on the table, and said in unison with Cheng Rang: "That's not true!"

Cheng Rang patted Shiota Nagisa hard on the shoulder and said earnestly: "Nagisa, the teacher thinks you are a relatively reliable type of boy. Maybe for an adult like me, Xiao Mo can no longer understand it. I still need you." Then give her more guidance!"

"I...I try my best."

"I know it's difficult. Young adolescent boys are very angry. If you really feel that you can't control it..."

Cheng Rang came closer with a horrifying expression and shook a small glass bottle in his hand: "I can help you solve this problem completely, such as cutting it off, or cutting it off or something..."

"Alas!?"

Although it is said that it cannot cause harm to the students, it is not forced to be classified as "correcting the body and mind and helping students grow better". Lingzhu shuddered a few times and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

The incident known as the "marriage turmoil" passed like this.

Cheng Rang got the news that Class E would soon welcome a new classmate.

However, they are new classmates, but they are actually just people who have been registered in Class E for a long time, but have not come to class because they were suspended.

Student number E-1, Akabane Ye.

"If you are suspended from school, you won't be a problem student..."

While thinking about what kind of student that would be, Cheng Rang drank gracefully from his wine glass while avoiding the joint assassination of all the students in Class E.

To be honest, at my own level of strength, facing the assassinations of boys and girls who have absolutely no superhuman abilities or even immature thinking, I feel like I am on vacation.

To put it bluntly, the system overestimates the courage of other players. Not everyone is as brave as themselves.

The PVP world that "might" originally be very dangerous and frightening has suddenly turned into a leisurely single-player mainline world with novice level difficulty.

Now, even if Cheng Rang closed his eyes, held his hands behind his back, and jumped on only one foot, he could still survive the joint strangulation of more than twenty classmates.

Nothing else...it's just because the difference in strength is too outrageous, and the main mission this time is also more Buddhist.

Just think of finding a place for Xiao Mo to study, but I didn’t waste this opportunity. There are still main quest rewards that are like mosquito legs.

"Isogai-san's stab was very good, the force and angle were very tricky, but your attack did not take into account the routes I might take to dodge later. If you withdraw the force in advance and block it again, the sense of oppression will be even greater."

"Yes, Teacher Cheng!"

Isogai Yuuma, student number E-2, is a handsome guy who is not annoying, and his sword skills are among the best among his classmates.

It's just that he is a serious person and is not very good at complaining about others. Instead, he regards it as a weakness, so every time when everyone makes a fuss, Cheng Rang can always see him alone in the back with his mouth closed.

Whoosh!

Cheng Rang closed his eyes and just raised his head slightly to avoid the blade that passed over his neck.

"Okuno-san, although your body is light and fast, too many unnecessary large movements will slow down the rhythm of the attack. After all, assassination and gymnastics are completely different things; in addition, try to restrain yourself before approaching the target. It’s better to have obvious murderous intent.”

The person Cheng Rang commented on was the short-haired girl with student number E-4, Okano Hinata.

As a former member of the gymnastics club, she has an unexpectedly light and soft body, and her sword skills are very agile. She is also a good prospect.