I Kill Monsters For A Living

Mike slammed open the door and chucked a pair of binoculars at Ada, "It's your lucky day."

"What do you mean?" Ada then jumped off the bed and looked at Mike in confusion.

"Giant monster."

"GIANT MONSTER!?"

"Yes... that's what I said!"

"WOOHOOO! LET'S GET BACK TOO IT!"

Chichiro then walked in the room holding a plastic bag, "Hey, guys I bought some chicken, does anyone wa-"

"OHMYGODICAN'TWAITFORTHIS!" Ada yelled out loud.

"HOLY CRAP IS CRAZY GIRL HAVING A SEIZURE!?"

"Nah, she's just excited," Mike said as he exited the room.

"Excited for what?"

-Few Minutes Later-

"OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?" Chichiro yelled as she looked through the binoculars.

"A giant turtle..." Mike replied as he checked his phone.

It was abnormally large turtle walking on all four of its legs. The turtle was walking towards the city from the ocean and looked to be the size of a mountain.

"Hey, guys, what's happening?" I say as I walk up to Mike and the others.

"Giant turtle..."

"Oh, cool."

"YOU'RE NOT EVEN SCARED!?" Chichiro yelled while shaking the both of us.

"Well... it's a turtle... why would you be afraid of a turtle?"

"BECAUSE IT'S HUGE!"

"That's what she said..." Mike giggled.

"I DON'T THINK YOU GUYS ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!"

"I do this all the time, plus I'm not in the mood right now since I can't manage to finish this song on Uso..." Mike said as he began tapping his phone furiously.

"You mean that stupid weeaboo game on your phone?" Chichiro said with disgust.

"HEY DON'T JUDGE ME! THE GAME IS FUN!"

"Yeah, I bet it is..." Chichiro then stepped back away from Mike.

"So guys, what do you wanna name this thing?" Mike then brought out a notebook and a pen.

"Torto sounds fun." I say as I take another look at the giant turtle.

"Torto it is then."