I Kill Monsters For A Living

"SUP NERD WE'RE BREAKING IN!" Ada yelled as she kicked open the door.

"AHHH WHY ARE YOU IN MY APARTMENT!?" The man yelled as he turned off his computer monitor.

Mike then rushed in too, "THERE'S A MONSTER IN HERE, WE'RE HERE TO SAVE YOU... for the low price of-"

"DUDES, LEAVE! MY MOM IS GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE NOW!" The man yelled as he began jumping up and down.

"SHUT IT LOSER, WHERE'S THE MONSTER!?" Ada then looked around the apartment looking for the monster.

"I have generally no idea what you're talking about..." The man sounded generally confused.