I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

Yi Lin ate breakfast happily while chatting with Li Erpang in an apostle unique way.

Yi Lin: Morning!

Li Erpang: Good morning, your sister!

Yi Lin: Where?

Li Erpang:? ? ?

Yi Lin: Didn't you look for me?

Li Erpang: Surprised! how do you know? !

Yi Lin: hehe.

Li Erpang: ...

Yi Lin: Don’t say forget it, I’m ready to check my points after breakfast, busy, come on!

Li Erpang: Damn it! Come on, your sister! Wait, don't set Do Not Disturb first! 09:00! See you at the gate of Arkham Nursing Home! The kind that is here or there! !

……

Yi Lin simply replied "received" and turned off the communication function.

Continue to eat breakfast.

Ten minutes later.

Yi Lin feels refreshed after the meal is full and full.

A pleasant and elegant day is about to begin.

Yi Lin closed his eyes and thought for a moment, then couldn't help but the corner of the mouth raised.

Little Fatty, do you have a lot of question marks?

……

……

When Yi Lin wore a black tuxedo, a gentleman hat, and a brand new black umbrella in his hand slowly When walking from the bridge, Li Erpang suddenly stared wide-eyed at the entrance of the nursing home.

This is a compelling format-

Li Erpang decided to score 82 points.

18 points left...Li Erpang decided to use "666" to make up.

Yi Lin looked down at the time.

The time is just right.

Neither early nor late.

There are three people standing at the entrance of the nursing home.

In addition to Li Erpang who asked Yi Lin to come here, Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu were also there.

Their three people stand at the entrance of the nursing home, with different expressions, looking at Yi Lin who is full of grids.

"The riddle gentleman? Edward Rin?"

Li Erpang probably saw the morning news headlines somehow, and after being shocked, he asked in a sour tone. road.

"hehe."

Yi Lin ignored Li Erpang for the time being, instead he adjusted the brim of his hat and looked at Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu calmly.

In fact, when Li Erpang took the initiative to contact him, he guessed that there was a half chance that Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu would also be here.

As for Pan Zhengyi, if you can’t guess it, just don’t guess.

Now the ranking of the evil list is as follows-

[Guilty list]

[Gotham evil degree] 128000/1000000 (12.80%)

[Yi Lin] 114235 (11.42%)

[Li Erpang] 5350 (0.53%)

[Su Xiaosu] 4330 (0.43%)

[Zhu Yuner] 3830 (0.38%)

[Pan Zhengyi] 255 (0.02%)

……

Although, except for Pan Zhengyi, it rose from two hundred and five to two hundred Outside of fifty-five, everyone's guilt value has risen a lot.

But it is clear that Yi Lin is far ahead on the list of early crimes.

If everyone else is playing in Gotham City, Yi Lin’s crime is described as a violation of the law of heaven. The crime is heinous.

Although Yi Lin’s arrest warrant has not yet appeared, if Yi Lin ran out on the street and shouted "I am the riddle gentleman Edward Rin", it is estimated that he would be caught by various grenade in an instant. Submerged by bullets and shells.

Gotham City is a simple folklore, and it's not a joke.

This is a dangerous city where you can legally own firearms.

Although Gotham City has become much calmer with the retirement of those famous villains in the past two decades, its danger has not diminished.

On the contrary, it has risen to an unprecedented level of horror.

If you think about it carefully, it is not difficult to explain.

What would be the reaction of an old virgin who has been holding back for 20 years when he suddenly meets a girl with a hot body?

even more how Gotham City is home to hundreds of thousands of old virgins.

cough cough ... In other words, Yi Lin is now going farther and farther on the road of criminals, leaving others far behind.

Li Erpang, Su Xiaosu, and Zhu Yuner felt threatened, so they joined together involuntarily.

Seeing Yi Lin's eyes on Zhu Yun'er and Su Xiaosu, Li Erpang's mouth twitched slightly, then he straightened his belly, and said frankly: "I just met on the road, so we came together. "

Yi Lin's mouth curled slightly: "Passing by?"

"Yes! Passing by!"

"So... is it a coincidence?"

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"Yes, a coincidence!"

Okay.

Since fatty is so shameless, Yi Lin doesn't bother to talk nonsense.

Yi Lin took another two steps forward.

Li Er's eyebrows twitched slightly.

Zhu Yuner's eyes narrowed.

Su Xiaosu has no expression on his face.

Yi Lin slightly smiled and stopped again.

It is about 4meter away from the three of them, which is a faint confrontation.

Under the slightly nervous gaze of the three of them, Yi Lin shuffled, turned over the palm, and a stack of cards appeared in his hands.

Zhu Yuner eyes slightly shrink.

Without waiting for other people to ask questions, Yi Lin took the initiative to explain: "TNT bomb, and it is the officially certified version, explosive formidable power is powerful, the operation is brainless, simple and practical, murder and arson, house robbery, home essentials, This is a good friend of Gotham criminals, who wants it?"

Li Erpang: "!"

Zhu Yuner: "!"

Su Xiaosu: " !"

Li Erpang opened his mouth and almost couldn't help saying "I want I want I want".

But they are not fools either. Everyone is apostle. Don’t be so naive, okay?

This is the Divine Item, once it explodes, tens of thousands of guilt values ​​are obtained, Yi Lin will give it for free?

Not only Li Erpang thought, Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu also seemed to think about it, their expressions were different, and they didn't know what they were thinking about.

"I will use other things to trade with you!"

Li Erpang is also a good personality, and soon thought about it thoroughly.

Although some things are good, it is clear that Yi Lin took the lead in this second main task. If you don’t want to point out a solution, the evaluation of this second main task will all be ignored. Yi Lin eats thoroughly.

Even if they can win a round in the third task, the final score will still be dominated by Yi Lin.

After all, Yi Lin's score is far ahead of others on the evil list now.

Not at the same order of magnitude.

It is more likely that the evil list of the second main quest...will be closely related to the third main quest.

Thinking of this, Li Erpang didn't hesitate anymore, so he directly took out a card from the storage space.

"This... let's go to the side, hehe."

Li Erpang smiled and motioned Yi Lin to the side to trade.

Yi Lin faint smiled at the ground and glanced over Zhu Yun'er's white neck, and then hid aside with Li Erpang and secretly traded.

Even though the look from Edward Rin's eyes that seemed to see through everything was short, Zhu Yuner still caught him in his eyes.

"He found that I moved my hands and feet on the ground?"

"How is it possible?"

Zhu Yuner remained silent and looked at Su Xiaosu.

Soon, the sneaky transaction between Yi Lin and Li Erpang was completed.

Yi Lin's expression is very calm and can't see anything.

Li Erpang's mouth twitched, and the fat on his face trembled, seemingly painful, but also uncontrollable excitement.

"Then... this, brother sisters, Fatty go one step ahead!"

Li Erpang is now also a wanted criminal and did not stay in Arkham Nursing Home too much. For a long time, leave in a hurry.

In addition, a certain mad woman in the nursing home also left him some unpleasant memories.

If he is not familiar with Gotham City, he would not set the meeting place here.

"What about you? I'm leaving without changing it?"

After trading with Li Erpang, although Yi Lin was calm on the surface, he was happy in his heart.

didn't expect, Li Erpang still hides that kind of good stuff.

hehe.

Zhu Yun'er gritted her teeth, very tangled in her heart.

Do you really want to change with him?

However, in her inventory, it is estimated that the only thing this treacherous guy can see is...

After thinking about it, Zhu Yuner’s eyes suddenly lit up: "I’m surnamed Zhu , You know... it's the Zhu Family..."

Yi Lin hehe smiled: "Do you think the benefits in reality are very attractive to apostle?"

"..."

"No conversion."

Yi Lin did not intend to waste too much time.

This second day in Gotham City, he has his own plan.

"Wait!"

Suddenly, a sweet voice called Yi Lin.

It is Su Xiaosu.

After Yi Lin turned around, he saw a card spinning and flying towards him.

Very fast.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, tapping the tip of the umbrella in his hand, but secretly slowing down the flying speed of the card with "synthetic power", and then the card is as if stationary, slowly falling on Yi Lin another In the palm of one hand.

Witnessing Yi Lin's method of lifting the heavy as if it were light, Zhu Yuner's expression also condenses slightly.

Yi Lin took a quick look and put the "card" into the storage space.

Immediately afterwards, he took out a stack of cards and counted 20 cards in total.

That is 20 "TNT bombs".

Put it somewhere not far from Zhu Yuner and Su Xiaosu.

The props of apostle are masterless objects, whoever uses them.

Put it on the ground, anyone can take it.

But once an apostle is far away from a certain range, it will be removed from the card and re-transformed into a real object.

Yi Lin slightly smiled, turned and left.

Seeing Yi Lin's back quickly disappeared on the other side of the bridge, Zhu Yuner couldn't help but ask: "Sister Susu, what did you exchange for 20 TNT with him?"

Su Xiaosu shook his head without explanation.

She just looked down at the place where Yi Lin left the card, with a calm expression: "He really found it."

Zhu Yuner looked down.

Sure enough.

The place where the card was placed was only a few centimeters away from the "thing" she buried.

Even if Yi Lin goes one step further, he will step on "that position".

Zhu Yuner's eyes suddenly became colder.

What that guy means is that he is not to be trifled with, is this trying to give himself a slap in the face?

How dare to... give me Zhu Yuner's prestige?

Yi Lin has long since disappeared in the distance.

Zhu Yuner's eyes flashed, and no one knew what she was thinking at the moment.

……

……

The day after the criminals reappeared in Gotham City.

Time: [12:00]

Location: Gotham City General Hospital.

Department: Intensive Care Unit.

Little James Gordon looked indifferently, looking at the white ceiling.

There is an unpleasant smell of disinfectant all around.

Even if all around the hot nurse with a graceful posture, twisting the waist and walking around him, there is no way to make little James Gordon react.

There is only one person in his mind now.

In the dark night, wearing a tuxedo gentleman hat, white gloves, deep eyes, that mysterious smile that seems to see everything through, the damned criminal who turned the whole Gotham police station around. .

That is a criminal!

Since the death of the clown, since the group of lunatics were completely locked up and gradually adapted to the retirement life, the peaceful Gotham City has reappeared as criminals!

In this morning’s morning news, every word and every sentence was like an invisible knife, stabs the young James Gordon in the chest.

Was an angry brain hemorrhage?

Who?? He had a brain hemorrhage!

He can even fantasize that blood is bleeding from his chest.

That is a feeling called humiliation.

He hates it--

"The patient is here. He has been awake at about five in the morning. The results of a cranial CT show that there is no serious trauma in the skull."

"Um... it's just that the mental state is not very good. It seems to have been hit by some. You should pay attention to it and don't stimulate the patient's emotion..."

"There is a common Symptom PTSD, in layman's terms, is post-traumatic stress disorder... Oh, damn, I almost forgot Dr. Jack you are an expert in this area."

At this time, several people spoke in a low voice. , Came to the head of James Gordon Jr.'s bed.

The moment James Gordon Jr. saw someone coming, there was a wave of waves in his indifferent eyes.

"Dad -"

This is a short word.

The mood is suddenly full.

With three-point hoarseness, three-point pain, three-point touch, and an unnoticeable aggrieved aggrieved point.

Well, I really stopped being aggrieved.

I was so frustrated that it made my emotions complicated like a fan-shaped chart.

The visitor is the famous old Gordon, the last Gotham Sheriff, who also left a heavy pen and ink in one of the best-selling books "Batman Legendary".

However, the relationship between the old Gordon and Batman in Batman Legendary is also unclear.

There are different versions of gossip circulating on the market.

For example, old Gordon and Batman are full of love, or the two are biological brothers who have been separated for many years.

It’s even more exaggerated to say that after the old Gordon’s ex-wife Barbara Keene went out of the wall, Batman upholds justice and outrageously took revenge for the old Gordon. Become a good friend, the kind who will never give up for a lifetime.

Of course, regardless of the version, the only certainty is that the only friend of Batman's life was James Gordon.

Twenty years ago, he witnessed the "last battle" between Batman and the "King of Gotham" Joker, and witnessed the day when all the evils in Gotham City were completely wiped out.

For various reasons, after the old Gordon resigned from the police station, he was also naturally elected to be the mayor of Gotham City.

Beside the old Gordon, there is an old man with a kind face.

James Gordon Jr. naturally knows him.

Dr. Jack, the best doctor in Arkham Nursing Home, is also the dean of Arkham Nursing Home.

I saw Dr. Jack gently watching James Gordon with a kind of encouraging gaze. When he met that gaze, James Gordon was inexplicably felt that the haze in his heart was swept away. It's a lot, and the shoulders are also a lot easier.

"Hey, child, it's okay, it's not your fault."

Old Gordon said with a smile.

Dr. Jack said with a slight smile: "Those puzzles are very interesting. After I heard about it, I showed it to Old Edward for a while. Oh, you know, Old Guy likes this kind of weirdness. He also said that it was very interesting. It seems that your opponent, the riddle gentleman, is not simple."

The implication is that child, it’s not that you are too weak, but that the enemy is too cunning, so you don’t have to taking seriously.

Jr. James Gordon did not carefully savor Dr. Jack's subtext, but after hearing this sentence, the unfathomable mystery felt better again.

Seeing that his son's mood gradually improved, the three chatted for a while.

There is no work involved, just gossip.

Finally, old Gordon looked at Dr. Jack half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Aren't those guys running out of you?"

Dr. Jack laughed blankly. , Waved his hand: "How is it possible? You don’t know. My place is all Old Guy. The youngest Hallie is over 50 years old. These youngsters who tossed in Gotham may have come from other places. Come out? Gotham has many tourists visiting every year, who can make it clear? He he he ——"

"It makes sense!" Old Gordon said with a solemn face: "The few All of them are yellow-skinned and black-haired. They look like oriental faces. In Gotham, there are not many tourists from the East, so it should be easy to check."

Little James Gordon nodded: "Dad! I understand, I will be discharged soon and issue an arrest warrant!"

"All those who committed crimes in Gotham-- "

Gordon father and son suddenly Glancing at each other, a weird smile appeared at the corner of his mouth: "Everyone has to die!"

Dr. Jack: "..."

Suddenly!

Just when a weird atmosphere gradually filled this ward.

A hot nurse in a miniskirt and fishnet stockings rushed in with a panic expression.

Don't even knock on the door.

――Fortunately, everyone in the room is neatly dressed.

"Look on TV! Come on! There is big news!"

Many people in Gotham General Hospital know that Mayor Gordon is in this special intensive care unit, visiting him The treasured son.

As soon as these words came out, everyone couldn't bother to admire the hot fishnet stockings of the miniskirt nurse.

Old Gordon immediately turned on the TV.

It happens to be GBC Gotham Radio.

"Hello everyone!"

"Now it’s up to me, sexy and hot unmarried Pooh, to broadcast an urgent message for everyone!"

"Although we I don’t know if the respected Sheriff Gordon is still in a coma due to'brain hemorrhage'..."

"But as a professional Gotham news baby, I must broadcast this important news immediately!"

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The news host suddenly took out a small white card from below.

On the back of the card is a scribbled "question mark".

Gordon's father and son: "!"

Dr. Jack: "..."

At the same time as the TV broadcast shows.

GBC is broadcasting the same news in real-time synchronization without delay through the citywide broadcasting system of Gotham City.

"Just ten minutes ago, the mysterious criminal who blew up the Gotham Police Station and the Appalo Highway Bridge successively, and hospitalized Sheriff Gordon with a sudden cerebral hemorrhage, charming 'Riddleman Gentleman', Edward Rin, sent us a'criminal notice letter' to GBC!"

"To the poor little Sergeant James Gordon--"

After reading this, the beautiful host laughed, but she seemed to feel that something was wrong, and she straightened up immediately.

"Pop."

The little James Gordon, who was watching TV, had a pale face and accidentally smashed the glass in his hand.

"I will accompany the last ray of sunshine, soaring in the sea of ​​knowledge, stealing the life of the King of Gotham. Then...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, listen, it is a short sword and a long and narrow gun , The moment the horn was issued, the stars fell and the beasts struck, witnessing Gotham’s skyrocketing fireworks together."

"The signature is--"

"1, 2, 3... …The busy "Riddleman" Edward Rin."

"This is the legendary crime notice!"

"This is the riddle gentleman to James Ge. Sergeant Deng, the challenge issued!"

"Unfortunately! We don't know, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com, whether Sergeant Gordon can wake up from the'brain hemorrhage'--"

Who?? Cerebral hemorrhage!

James Gordon Jr. fiercely smashed the glass shards in his hand to the ground.

There seems to be a nasty face of a riddle gentleman on the ground.

Dr. Jack and Old Gordon looked at each other in blank dismay.

The style of this puzzle is...very weird!

Dr. Jack shook his head helplessly: "This Edward Rin... In short, this is not Old Edward's style. Maybe it is a certain crazy fan. I think Old Edward will be very happy. ."

James Gordon’s pale face suddenly became cold.

He fiercely removed the needle from his hand.

"I! Want! Get out! The hospital!"

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