I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

The fatty cried.

I cried completely.

I cried miserably.

He jumped up and down in Gotham, hiding for a long time, thinking that he could fiercely brush a wave.

But didn't expect Pan Zhengyi, the legendary clown, who was born unexpectedly, cut his beard directly.

This script... is totally wrong!

Why do you know when and where explosions?

Are you a prophet?

Still peeking at the script?

Is there still humanity?

Is there any reason?

Are there any more pity?

"But it's okay..."

Li Erpang cried for a while and quickly took out his phone. Fortunately, he buried... more than one bomb!

Li Erpang, never fight an unprepared battle!

He is not so stupid to put all the eggs in the same basket and explode!

This is wisdom, two foolish boys!

Li Erpang just turned on the phone he grabbed and checked the time. It's almost time, hurry up!

Right now.

There just finished the bombing vigorously.

didn't expect the sky over Gotham, everyone can lift the head visible Jokerillusory shadow, hey chuckled again.

Seeing that gloomy smile, Li Erpang suddenly felt an unfathomable mystery...

an ominous premonition.

"jié jié jié-crazy! It's also art!"

turned over the palm and turned over the palm again, Pan Zhengyi suddenly pointed to Gotham City.

Another place!

Archie Gu Duwen International Airport!

With Pan Zhengyi's palm falling.

bang!

Chong Heavenly Fire!

Fried!

In Gotham City.

Zhu Yun'er, who was posting a post with the fastest hand, suddenly got her legs together and was frightened.

That direction...

It's the airport!

It is the explosion point she planted!

"Pan! Zheng! Righteousness--"

Pan Zhengyi didn't seem to want to stop at all.

When he closed his eyes, his smile became more frantic and evil.

Palm together, one fall!

Vince Finkel Bridge!

Fried!

Fall again!

Evanston High School!

Explode!

ACE chemical treatment plant!

Explode!

……

"Crazy! Crazy! This world is crazy!"

Li Erpang is in the sky, like a devil The figure.

I feel like I don’t have Fuc...to say.

This is obviously a bomb he planted. After a show for the two idiots of Mao, they all robbed the value of the crime?

Li Erpang didn't get half a dime for those explosion locations!

Nothing at all--!

The whole Gotham City!

Completely plunged into madness!

That one after another explosion that soared into the sky, like a firework for a holiday celebration, completely ignited the mood of Gotham City!

This...is Gotham!

Gotham City, the simple and unsophisticated wind!

Nowadays, no matter who it is, no one doubts that this Joker, who commanded the whole celebration like a crazy musician, is a fake.

That figure, that face, that crazy smile, that criminal trick like Divine Vestige, he is undoubtedly...

Joker!

The real Joker!

Suddenly.

tú tú suddenly--

A burst of crazy gunfire sounded.

Into everyone's ears.

The legendary King of Darkness Joker...In an instant, he was hit by a shuttle bullet covered head and sneaked away like a rat.

" Yoyoyoyo— "

Tzzzzzzz ——

The projection of the whole city is suddenly extinguished.

It seems that Joker has never been here.

But now Gotham has long been sinking into a sea of ​​fire.

Only this celebration proves that he, the King of Darkness, Joker, once danced in the sky of Gotham.

Li Erpang: "..."

Yi Lin: "..."

Zhu Yuner: "..."

Su Xiaosu : "..."

Gotham: "..."

Dr. Jack: "..."

PIA!

Young James Gordon, who was fighting a fire in the city, couldn't help but smashed his hat on the ground after witnessing it with his own eyes.

Wait, why do you say it again?

The feeling of deja vu.

If James Gordon had a hatred value setting, that unfathomable mystery Joker would immediately jump to the second place in hatred value.

As for the first...

Needless to say.

Still that elegant, charming and damn riddle gentleman, Edward Rin!

Damn it all!

All criminals deserve to die!

Wait!

James Gordon Jr. was taken aback.

This one after another explosion, if it was the handwriting of the fake Joker... Then what is the goal of the riddle gentleman?

His hasn't exploded yet!

But now Gotham is riddled with holes, and there are not many targets left to blow up the riddle gentleman!

Where is it?

Where?

Where is the location indicated by the extremely difficult riddle?

No, I should say, where else?

There is nowhere to blow up, okay?

Little James Gordon was angry and tangled, and subconsciously grabbed a handful of hair.

I didn't expect actually grabbed a lot.

……

……

Bruce Wayne took a bath in silence.

A dimly lit room.

No lights are turned on.

On the huge round bed, the quilt is uneven, the peaks and ridges are like gatherings, and the waves are like anger.

There seem to be four slim silhouettes.

But... this is not important.

Bruce Wayne suddenly laughed.

From the wine cabinet in the room, he took out a bottle of Lafite.

"Well... this year, the taste is average, but unfortunately there is no better at this time, so let's just go."

He took two more transparent red wine glasses.

Humming a little song, take the elevator directly to the top floor.

The roof of the Wayne Building is a platform that can accommodate helicopters landing, with a big "H" printed in the center.

Put the red wine glass and red wine on the ground.

Bruce Wayne thought for a while, and moved a small table and two small benches downstairs.

It took 20 minutes to set up the small table and bench, Bruce Wayne "bombed" the red wine and poured it into a special decanter.

"hehe..."

Bruce Wayne was wearing a bathrobe, stepping on slippers, sitting on a small bench, eyes closed, as if waiting for something.

Or... waiting for who.

……

……

"Fight the fire! Fuck! Where is the fire brigade?"

"Fire brigade chases and kills" "Black Goose Man" is gone!"

"I found the monster'Vajra' next to'empress'! Let me go?'Vajra' kicked the telegraph pole down Ahhh --"

"Eastside! A gunfight in the Eastside! Wait, wait! Am I dazzled? It's Joker! Joker! He is at large! He is at large! Be careful, he must have some trick!"

" Damn! Is there no one in the fire brigade?"

"..."

The entire Gotham City is completely in chaos.

The whole city is dispatched.

Whether it is the police or the citizens.

They are all chasing and killing the "criminals" who disturb the good style of Gotham.

But this "chasing and killing" gradually brought an inexplicable atmosphere.

[23:40]!

James Gordon Jr. didn't hunt and kill anyone.

He has a map in his hand.

I just picked up a copy of "Gotham City Travel Guide" in the shop on the roadside.

There is the most complete map of Gotham City.

Facing the map, James Gordon Jr. line by line, sentence by sentence, trying to solve the riddle of "Riddleman Gentleman".

Maybe he didn't even notice himself, but James Gordon Jr. gradually forgot what he was doing to solve this super problem.

Like magic.

As long as he doesn't solve this problem, he can't jump out of this thinking circle.

He must personally punish the damned riddle gentleman, Edward Rin!

Anyway--

"Wait, I can use the elimination method."

Little James took out the marker and exploded the place where Edward Rin had blown up , Crossed one by one.

In fact, only in terms of the location of the explosion, Edward Rin has not bombed as many places as the "fake Joker" tonight, nor did the "fake Joker" explode so neatly and so much. Art.

But who makes Edward Rin high in hatred?

Little Gordon completely confronted the riddle gentleman.

"There is also a place where the'fake Joker' bombed..."

Jr. James Gordon was trying to fork the place where he was bombed tonight.

Suddenly.

Little James Gordon's face suddenly changed.

The pen in his hand falls involuntarily on his feet.

If you get an electric shock.

"Could it be!"

His pupils shrank sharply, he quickly took out the marker from his feet, and then vigorously connected the place where the riddle gentleman had blown up with a straight line stand up.

Then, at the midpoint of all the connections--

"!"

……

……

[23:55]

Yi Lin overlooks the earth.

"Time is almost up."

Just then.

Yi Lin heard the voice from the helicopter public channel.

"B78! B78! You fucking turned the lights on the wrong side again!"

"Wait! B78! You are too close to Wayne Building! Too special How close! Are you still drunk? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

Yi Lin took off his earmuffs directly.

To tell the truth, helicopter operation is really difficult.

Fortunately, the helicopter is carefully equipped with a helicopter manual. It took Yi Lin 28 minutes to be considered as the Initial Mastery of the helicopter operation skills.

Fortunately, Yi Lin didn't plan to be a professional helicopter pilot, as long as he can fly.

10 minutes ago.

All the helicopters that hovered over Gotham City to hunt down criminals received orders from Mayor Gordon.

Give up chasing and killing other criminals, and all move closer to Wayne Building!

"Didn't expect that guy can think of it?"

Yi Lin slightly smiled: "I guess I found it by staring at the map accidentally."

"However, that is only part of it. Even if you find it, it doesn't matter."

"This rail transit all over Gotham, my riddle gentleman, blow it up! It's done!"

Yi Lin has a calm tone and talks to himself.

……

[00:00]

Short swords, long and narrow guns, overlap in an instant.

Gotham Clock Tower emits a melodious bell.

Clang, clang, clang--

Gotham City.

The time freezes at midnight midnight.

Almost the moment the bell rang.

The rail transit all over the city of Gotham City, the tangled and complicated rail transit, suddenly without warning... a series of explosions occurred!

From the east of Gotham City to the Western District!

From the Northern Part of City in Gotham City to the south of the city!

Boom boom boom——

The explosion craze caused by "Joker" has not yet subsided, and the sky above Gotham City is instantly illuminated by a burst of more intense rays of light. Like the dawn!

The dark clouds over Gotham City are like a burning cloud, red and dazzling.

Boom boom boom--

The orbit collapsed from the sky!

Countless Gotham citizens turned pale with fright and fled!

"Fucking!"

Li Erpang is really uncultured. Seeing this scene, I don't know where Yi Lin's handwriting is, and he was so scared that he shouted again.

Above his head, a huge steel rail is falling towards Li Erpang's head.

"Run--"

Li Erpang covered head and sneaked away like a rat.

Pan Zhengyi continues to cover head and sneaked away like a rat.

Zhu Yuner's face was expressionless, and she raised her sword to the sky.

The steel bars were split instantly without any pause.

Su Xiaosu slapped hard on the steel bar, patted the steel bar aside with his skill, and looked down, his palm drenched with blood.

Then... began to heal slowly.

Boom boom boom--

Yi Lin started to be swiped by text before his eyes.

[In the name of "Riddleman", destroy the "Burnley District Rail Transit System" of Gotham City and get the crime value +50,000! ]

[to "riddle gentleman" in the name of destroying Gotham City, "Diamond District, rail transportation system", to obtain value +50000 evil! ]

[In the name of "The Riddle Gentleman", destroy the "East Rail Transit System" of Gotham City and get the crime value +50,000! ]

[In the name of "Riddler Gentleman", destroy the "Traffic System of Audisburg District" in Gotham City and get the crime value +50,000! ]

[to "riddle gentleman" in the name, to destroy Gotham City, the famous "rail" system, your notoriety will be immortal in the history of Gotham City, bonus value +50000 evil! ]

[Kill the "good" citizens of Gotham City and get +10 guilt! ]

Gotham City ...... [kill]

[Obtaining chaos value +18! 】

【Get chaos value +1】

【Get chaos value +2】

【Get chaos value +21! ]

[Get chaos value ……]

"……"

Fortunately, this word is small, and the heaven shaking, earth shattering explosion triggered at this moment , Almost blinded Yi Lin's retina.

There is too much chaos value. After all, Gotham is not only a human being, but there are also many cockroaches and rats. This almost covered the big explosion in Gotham City, and there were countless deaths...Amitabha.

However, Yi Lin had to complain.

This is indeed in line with the original setting of Gotham City.

Human life... worthless.

10 cockroaches are approximately equal to one citizen of Gotham City?

I don’t know if this rule exists, whether mathematics has been studied well.

(Li Erpang: 10 mouths of sputum is equal to one life, do you dare to believe?)

"Ai, if you have a choice, I want to be a good person."

Yi Lin set the helicopter to the "hovering" state, although it can not last, but this time, it is enough.

Stepping out of the cockpit, Yi Lin opened the door directly and jumped!

The B78 helicopter, under the control of Yi Lin, stopped right above the Wayne Building!

Soon after Yi Lin just jumped out of the helicopter.

Others have already discovered the abnormality of this B78 helicopter.

No one responded after shouting in the communication channel for a long time.

Almost after Yi Lin jumped out of the helicopter, all the helicopter teams surrounding the Wayne Building directed their spotlights in this direction one after another!

In midair.

Yi Lin took out two cards from the storage space.

Then crush them separately.

Two rays of light of different colors are transformed into countless points of light from Yi Lin's hands and merged into Yi Lin's body.

In the upper right corner of the apostle panel, next to the countdown skull BUFF icon, there is an inexplicable "wing" icon and a "polyline" icon.

……

"Wait!"

"What is that!"

"Black tuxedo, gentleman hat, white gloves …Yes, yes, it's him!"

"It's him, it's him, it's him!"

"It's the riddle gentleman! Edward Rin!"

"He jumped out of the helicopter!"

"Fuc...kkkk? I'm dreaming? Oh, the cake seller, the vodka must be too strong last night! I saw an illusion! riddle gentleman even with an umbrella as a parachute! " " NO! we have seen! riddle gentleman fly! " " he is using the umbrella landing! "

Broken sound: "Doctor! I need a doctor-- "

Yi Lin is in midair.

The back stands proudly.

It's pretty straight.

Holding an umbrella in one hand, he landed slowly on a trajectory that did not conform to the laws of physics.

Judging by the trajectory of Yi Lin's fall, he... is about to fall on the top of the Wayne Building!

All people who watched this scene with their own eyes couldn't believe it.

The roof of Wayne Building is nice with apron.

But that is for stopping, not for stopping!

All the spotlight beams hit Yi Lin one after another.

That mysterious and elegant gentleman, in this brief moment, focal point of ten thousands, the lights converge, like an elegant demon appearing silently from the dark, and like an elf flying in the night!

At this moment when the whole Gotham is burned by the raging fire!

All those who witnessed this scene in person, thought of the end of the puzzle together--

"The gentleman will descend in the center of the fireworks and take off the laurel of the old Dark King. ".

They also understood in an instant.

Gentleman, will come in the center of the fireworks...!

Now, now, here.

All of this, this force, so round, so perfect, fits the puzzle that no one can solve.

This scene, in their eyes-

is far more shocking and more mysterious than "Joker" causing a big explosion in the city, making the whole Gotham unforgettable for a lifetime.

"What are you stupid for?"

Suddenly James Gordon ranted frantically on the communication channel: "Kill him!!!"

Kill -

All the helicopter pilots suddenly reacted.

tú tú tú tú sudden-

Countless fire tongues are spitting out wildly!

Facing the riddle gentleman falling slowly in the sky!

No matter how elegant or charming he is, he is a criminal after all!

The criminals in Gotham City... Kill!

Kill Kill Kill!

But--

Countless bullets passed by Yi Lin, and they strayed away strangely.

The rain of bullets did not kill the riddle gentleman, even the umbrella did not leave even a bullet hole!

"Watt?!"

"How is it possible!"

"Devil! Devil! The riddle gentleman is the real devil!"

"..."

The helicopter team fired a frantic round.

Seeing that there were no bullets hitting Yi Lin at all, the wind was messy in an instant.

James Gordon Jr. also witnessed this scene.

But he is standing under Wayne Building.

I can’t see clearly.

But the news sent back from the communication channel also made him feel extremely horrified.

This, this, this, how can this be a human?

Stop being a man! Riddle gentleman!

"Wait!"

"Stop!"

"There are people on the roof of Wayne Building!"

"Casefire ceasefire !"

When Yi Lin lightly landed on the "H" subtitle.

The spotlight beam lay down.

They found that besides the riddle gentleman, there was another person on the roof who had already moved the bench table, as if waiting for him.

The man was gray-haired, wearing a luxurious bathrobe and slippers.

"It's... Bruce Wayne!"

"Casefire! Attention! Attention! Attention! Everyone! Riddle gentleman, Edward Rin kidnapped Gotham's richest man Bruce Wayne !"

"All units cease fire! If Bruce Wayne is accidentally injured, there will be no one...no one will pay to rebuild Gotham!!"

Hiss--

Upon hearing the tragic news that no one had funded the reconstruction of Gotham, everyone gasped in fright.

"..."

Yi Lin silently calculated the remaining time of the BUFF.

Put away the umbrella.

lifts the head.

Looking at the elderly in front of him.

There is no doubt that there is only one possibility for those who can wait for him here in advance.

Bruce Wayne!

The Batman whose name resounded in Gotham City twenty years ago.

Of course, now his name resounds like Gotham, but it's just another name.

There is no surprise in Yi Lin's expression.

Others may not be able to guess.

But for Bruce Wayne himself, "take off the laurels of the old Dark King" in the riddle is not a riddle at all, nor is it a suggestion. This is a manifestation.

"Sit down!" Bruce Wayne motioned to Yi Lin to sit down.

Yi Lin raised his eyebrows, and did not refuse, so he sat opposite Bruce Wayne.

"Meeting for the first time, the riddle gentleman, Edward Rin."

Yi Lin slightly smiled: "I won't introduce myself, and you don't need it. It seems, this time, Did you finally guess it?"

this time?

Bruce Wayne's pupils shrink slightly. In other words, the "riddle gentleman" in front of him has long known that he guessed the previous riddles?

Bruce Wayne smiled hehe.

Then they poured half a glass of red wine for each of them, and apologized: "Sorry, the time is in a hurry, I can't find any more expensive red wine."

"..."

Yi Lin...all in one drink.

It’s good to feel the power of banknotes for yourself.

"I'm curious, what is the answer to your riddle?" Bruce Wayne never forgets this.

Yi Lin said with a smile: "I think everyone is curious about the answer, isn't it?"

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