I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

bang!

In the dark.

Yi Lin just came to the downstairs of Wayne Building.

It's surprisingly quiet here.

There is no one.

Somewhat weird.

While he was considering what method and method to use, he quietly killed Mimi and solved one of the "old legends" Bruce Wayne.

On the top floor of Wayne Building, there was a sudden burst of broken glass and the sound of Juli strikes.

"?"

Yi Lin lifts the head.

In the dark night, the entire floor of the glass shattered at the same time, turning into countless glass slags that refracted glimmers at night, shining brightly.

But this is not the point.

Yi Lin eyes slightly shrink.

Looking very hard, there are two silhouettes of similar figures who are entangled and scuffled crazily in midair, as if they are carrying a kind of hatred for life and life, and they are like two inseparable lovers.

In short, at first glance, people feel that the two silhouettes are really entangled.

……

"jié jié jié ――"

"Bruce--this is love! Love!"

Bruce Wayne and Joker both jumped off the top floor of Wayne Building!

In flesh and blood!

"That Joker?"

Yi Lin hardly spent any time thinking, after all, there is no need to think too much.

Yi Lin directly turned on "Like a Shadow Following the Body", hid in the dark, and immediately released "Bai Xiaoyi" to expand his vision.

As mentioned before, the "spirit" vision is different from the principle that humans use light to image on the retina. In the dark, it is undoubtedly the "Spirit Physique" vision to see things more clearly.

Yi Lin, hiding in the dark, quickly distinguished the two people fighting frantically in the air through the field of vision of "Bai Xiaoyi".

It's Bruce Wayne...and Joker!

Bruce Wayne has now regained his youth from an old posture, and has regrown a head of golden hair.

"Pan Zhengyi? No—"

The two scuffled together did not directly complete the standard free fall movement in the air, but used physical power to Crazy strangulation between floors.

From the perspective of "Bai Xiaoyi", Yi Lin can't tell who gained the upper hand at all. He can only see that the flesh and blood are flying between the two, but the wounded one At the place, he was squirming his flesh and blood quickly and began to repair it on his own.

peng~ peng~ peng~ peng~ ――

From the top floor of the Wayne Building all the way down, there was a winding trace of fighting!

The glass shattered, the steel bars were twisted, and the walls shattered!

This... is not a fight that humans can complete at all!

To be precise, these two bosses... are not human!

Normal humans, who can jump off the building and fight?

Bruce Wayne even desperately inserted his hands into the wall with his bare hands. Under the impact of the fall, the hand used to slow down was polished in a blink of an eye, leaving nothing but stains. A bit of meaty arm bones!

Bruce Wayne didn't seem to feel the pain. He cushioned the exterior wall and glass of Wayne Building with one hand, and greeted Joker with frantic punches and punches with the other hand.

Joker also seems to be unable to feel the pain, or that the more painful, the happier he is, and the more crazy and perverted his expression is.

Joker hugged Bruce Wayne tightly, vomiting blood in his mouth, and the painting on his face was already a mess, even more hideous.

"hahahaha-kill it, kill it! Kill me! My dear Bruce Wayne! Kill your life enemy... Kill me... Joker -"

Boom!

I don’t know how long it has been.

The two big men finally fell fiercely to the ground.

Two human-shaped pits were smashed into the ground instantly.

Raise a large swath of dust.

The location of Yi Lin is tens of meters away from Wayne Building.

At this distance, it is no longer necessary to rely on the vision of the spirit, and it is possible to vaguely see what is going on in it.

Of course, before the dust settles.

There is no harm if there is smoke. This is the law.

Here is the trial world.

Yi Lin would not naively think that Joker and Bruce Wayne would fall from a high altitude for no reason, and then leave two corpses, waiting for Yi Lin to touch them happily.

Suddenly.

In the dust, after a moment of silence.

A twisted silhouette rushed towards another human-shaped pit.

And let out a low growl like a wild beast.

"jié jié jié ――"

"cough cough ……"

puchi!

I don’t know how long it has been.

It seems like a few seconds.

It's like a few minutes again.

Of course, this is only because the two people fight too fiercely, which gives Yi Lin this sensory illusion.

To be precise...

After landing, Joker and Bruce Wayne's silhouette overlapped up, down, left, and right for 48 seconds.

Suddenly.

There is a puchi.

Wan Lai is all silent.

Joker stopped his crazy laugh abruptly.

When Yi Lin's vision was restored again, and the smoke and dust caused by the fighting between the two completely settled, Yi Lin saw such a scene before his eyes.

Bruce Wayne only has a pair of pants left.

Joker's purple and funny tight-fitting suit is also full of holes, there is a kind of...then the sense of sight.

In short, the scene is very tragic.

And Bruce Wayne's strong right arm penetrated Joker's chest completely.

And Bruce's expression, completely frozen.

That angular face showed three-point hatred, three-point annoyance, three-point confusion, and one point of madness that had not yet completely faded.

And Joker, who was strung on the hands of Bruce Wayne, had already lost seven or eight points of paint on his face in the frenzied entanglement and scramble, plus the skin that grew back after rapid healing. Finally, Yi Lin clearly saw the true face of "this" Joker.

Joker's face has an extremely satisfying smile, eternally frozen.

"wait a minute"

When Yi Lin saw Joker's distorted face with an unfathomable mystery content, he found it familiar.

After a short while, Yi Lin's pupils shrank suddenly.

"Jack!"

"Joker..."

At this moment.

After Bruce Wayne killed the Joker.

Suddenly, the whole person squatted in pain.

On the naked skin, a weird black gradually emerged, one after another sculpted like a worm, wriggling crazily under the skin covered with sweat and dust.

"Ahhhhhhh ――"

Bruce Wayne screamed up to the sky.

Hiss--

In an instant, a terrifying imposing manner, centered on Bruce Wayne, spread all around.

And the dead Jack, that is, another Joker, at the same time that Bruce Wayne had a mutation, he quickly dried up in a strange way.

In a blink of an eye, Joker went from young to old quickly, and then, within a few breaths, the flesh and blood on his body withered completely and turned into a white bone.

A few more seconds passed.

Even that white bone quickly decayed.

Bruce Wayne held his head in pain.

Puff, puff, puff.

Yi Lin unexpectedly heard Bruce Wayne's heartbeat like a drum at about fifty meters away.

Boring, powerful...crazy!

dong dong dong 咚――

Wrong!

Yi Lin suddenly woke up.

It's not that he heard Bruce Wayne's heartbeat.

But... In another strange way, Yi Lin "feeled" Bruce Wayne's heartbeat.

Bruce Wayne was covered in flesh and blood, and with the squirming skin, it expanded rapidly like a balloon.

But that kind of expansion is not like the loose and soft expansion of a balloon. The bulging muscles are more developed. Under the meager moonlight, a weird metal rays of light faintly appeared on the part that was supposed to be human muscle.

About 1 minute later.

Bruce Wayne's crazy muscle squirming finally subsided completely.

He lifts the head suddenly.

Those are a pair of scarlet eyes.

"jié jié jié ――”

and――

Crazy laughter like "Joker".

In a blink of an eye, "Bruce Wayne" didn't even look at Yi Lin who was hiding in the dark, and disappeared in place.

It's so fast that people are caught off guard.

......

In the dark.

Yi Lin lowered his head.

He squeezed Blood Jasmine in his hand.

In fact, when he saw the identity of this "Joker", in a short period of time, he had already figured out a lot of doubts about this trial.

But at the same time, more doubts were born.

This time trial... a bit weird.

Even as a "veteran", he feels weird, which shows how weird this is.

Whether it is the opening, or every main mission in it...

All give Yi Lin an illusion.

It's like "that will", trying to "correct" some kind of error.

This is just a faint feeling.

For a while, Yi Lin was unable to analyze what was going on.

But in any case, the trial at this time always gave him a weird sense of disobedience.

It's like this trial, it shouldn't be like this.

Jack?

Joker?

Bruce Wayne?

Just now when Bruce Wayne had a weird mutation, Yi Lin had the idea of ​​stealing a knife.

But after carefully weighing the pros and cons, and a certain plan, Yi Lin finally did not do anything.

There is no other reason...The price/performance ratio is not high.

But.

Whether it is hands-on or not, there are certain risks.

So... it’s okay to be a little safer.

Yi Lin quietly put away Blood Jasmine.

For the time being, take your thoughts out of the weirdness in this trial mission.

"Next...hehe."

Yi Lin chuckled lightly.

I took a look at the "Gotham Rising Stars List".

On the list, the rankings of others have also changed.

Yi Lin thought for a moment.

Decided to send a message to Li Erpang who is "relatively friendly".

……

Yi Lin: Are you busy?

Li Erpang: Hehe, busy playing BOSS!

Yi Lin: Have you finished playing?

Li Erpang: Don't think about it this time! Fat master tells you that there is no chance for you to play this time! Damn it? Give me the Q back? I beat you--

Yi Lin: I just want to ask one thing, what would happen if Batman killed Joker?

Li Erpang: Batman killed Joker? Hey, wait, impossible, Batman's most attractive persona is that he doesn't kill people, even the most vicious criminals! Unless it's... can't hold back.

Yi Lin: What if you kill it?

Li Erpang: What if you really can't hold it back? Uh, this, even if there is... there is a fart! In this copy, Joker is already dead! If Joker is still alive, Fatty, how easy it is to kill the BOSS now. Ouch, why did Halle get up again?

……

Yi Lin was really busy seeing Li Erpang over there.

In fact, after seeing Jack regaining his youth, Yi Lin was able to roughly guess what would happen to Li Erpang and the others.

Just when Yi Lin silently took out the Bat Bike.

Li Erpang suddenly seemed to remember something.

Yi Lin's death mark trembles slightly on his chest.

I received another message from Li Erpang.

……

Li Erpang: What the hell? Wait, did you brat find some hidden plot again? Don't cheat me again! I haven't asked you to settle the accounts before the main task two!

Yi Lin: ...

Li Erpang: But when you say this, I also remember that it seems that there is indeed a plot outside the game, that is, in the original comics. Such a branch of the parallel universe. In that branch plot, Joker always felt that Batman had the same dark past as him, and shouldn't become the way he is now. So in that parallel universe, Joker researched something...

Yi Lin:?

Li Erpang: It seems to be called the "factor". The old Immemorial comics don’t remember, and the "laughing virus" is buried in the body. After he stimulated Bruce Wayne to kill himself , Bruce Wayne transformed into another super boss, the Laughing Bat... By the way, do you ask this thing? Has something to do with this plot?

Yi Lin: Give you a friendly reminder.

Li Erpang:? ?

Yi Lin: There is a somewhat tricky BOSS. If I guessed correctly, "it" should run towards you.

Li Erpang: (Disdain) This is it? Under our double tank combination, what BOSS didn't come to kill one pair, and then kill again, kill a murky heavens dark earth-damn it? ? ? "

......

Bang! When

Lee in the water two fat while secretly and Yi Lin pleasant chat.

A huge but swift black shadow suddenly fell from the sky.

Without warning, it fell in front of Li Erpang, Zhu Yun'er, and Su Xiaosu.

The moment that silhouette appeared. . including Yi Lin account. simultaneously in front of a few lines of scarlet task prompt ...... crazy scraper. ......

[Warning!]

[Warning!]

[Warning!]

[Unknown'variable' found!]

[The difficulty of the trial has been corrected to...nightmare level!]

[Clear the "death point" settlement, the difficulty bonus +50%]

[Main task is being revised...]

[Fixed...]

[Fixed!]

[Main line task three is released: "Pseudo-Laughing Bat" is completely eliminated within a limited time ! Return to the real world after the mission is completed. Mission failed: all erased!]

……

Li Erpang: "..."

Zhu Yuner: "... …"

Su Xiaosu: "…"

Li Erpang has no time to paddle and chat with Yi Lin.

Because he finished reading in a hurry When the task was prompted, I was already confused .

I felt like a group of horses with mud on their heads suddenly popped out, crash-banged and ran away.

p>

Ah... Under the sunset, that is his lost youth.

Bah!

Li Erpang was shivered all over, putting away the messy thoughts in his mind . laughter of the bat? special What turned out to be the legend of the bat of laughter? and so on, this style is obviously not ah?

But--

Li Erpang suddenly remembered.

After entering this trial, whether it is the Arkham Nursing Home or the weird Gotham City , This style of painting has never been close to the one in memory.

The painting style of the whole Gotham City seems to be volatile, completely out of order.

" careful. "Su Xiaosu didn't turn her head and said softly.

I saw that her tight clothes were already riddled with holes, but she didn't show anything that shouldn't be seen.

In the fight of "Old Legends", Su Xiaosu has been blocking other people with Iron Body. Although he was injured a lot, his ability to heal quickly is not a big deal at present.

Now , A tall, slightly bent silhouette, stood in front of them.

Opposite them, there is a group of "old villains" headed by Harley Quinn.

Halley Quinn did not know what medicine they took wrong.

Not only did they restore their youth and beauty, but they also gained the extremely tricky self-healing ability.

Su Xiaosu , Li Erpang, and Zhu Yun'er teamed up to kill the Penguin and the double-faced.

As for whose head the points will end up?

This is no longer It’s important.

Because they both discovered one thing at the same time.

When "Main Task Three" was "corrected" by unfathomable mystery, the "Gotham New Star List" Can't open it anymore.

In other words...

Their only task now...

within a limited time, completely eliminate the weird silhouette in front of you . [laughter of pseudo-bat]! "Bruce Wayne? " crimson eyes the moment when Bruce Wayne fell from the sky, where everyone Fuzion are caught in a strange moment of silence. At this point, Halle Quinn finally recognized the person in front of her .

She is frowned, with a charming smile on her face, abruptly solidified.

"jié jié jié ――"

Bruce Wayne grinned suddenly.

Those two rows of teeth turned out to be as sharp as nails.

On the sharp teeth, there was still a little stain. Fresh flesh and blood.

I don’t know whose flesh and blood it is.

The red eyes, sharp teeth, crazy smile, it seems to contain the body of explosive power......

No matter who it is, there is no way to associate this weird existence in front of him with the polite and suave Bruce Wayne.

But Harley Quinn I have seen the richest man in Gotham when he was young, so I vaguely recognized that this was indeed...Bruce Wayne.

It’s just this smile--

Harley Quinn faintly I feel that has several points of familiarity.

But the age is too old, she will be in a while--

Suddenly.

Harley Quinn saw a flash.

I have a pain in my chest.

——Severe pain.

She suddenly stared.

Harley Kui Yin just blinked.

Bruce Wayne's tall body has appeared in front of Harley Quinn.

This speed... is incredible.

"Why so? Ahhhhh――”

A crazy smiling face almost stuck to Harley Quinn’s face.

Between her mouth, Bruce Wayne squirted her face a piece of Xingfeng.

laugh - .

actually forcibly to a bright red heart is still strong The beating heart was taken out directly from Harley Quinn’s full chest.

Suddenly.

Harley Quinn slowly fell.

A green mist escaped from every pore of her body.

And was quickly inhaled by Bruce Wayne.

crack crack ka-cha ――

Bruce Wayne laughed wildly and stuffed the "food" into his mouth.

zi zi sounded.

with keen interest pleasure.

p>

"That's right... It's Joker..."

Before Halle Quinn died, there was a sudden flash in her eyes, and she fell slowly.

After a green mist dissipated, Harley Quinn’s fair skin quickly shriveled and aged at a terrifying speed. In a blink of an eye, Harley Quinn’s attractive body turned into A pale skeleton!

pa!

"jié jié ――"

Bruce Wayne stepped on Harley Quinn’s skeleton with one foot It must be crushed.

gu lu.

After swallowing the "food" in his mouth, Bruce Wayne grinned.

That sharp tooth It’s full of fresh flesh and blood.

I haven’t had time to brush my teeth.

After "eaten" Harley Quinn, Bruce Wayne didn’t even avoid suspicion. The fresh penguin man and the double-faced man gnawed on the corpses.

Behind Bruce Wayne.

Li Erpang, Zhu Yun'er, and Su Xiaosu all thought together. My scalp is numb, and my head is numb to the bottom.

What kind of monster is this!

Suddenly--

Bruce Wayne seems to have not eaten enough.

He raised his head again.

The red eyes, with crazy and bloodthirsty rays of light, look exceptional in the dark night evil monster.

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