I Really Don’t Want To Be A Calamity

It turned out to be a long time no see classmate Li Erpang .

Uh-

Actually it didn't take long.

After all, Yi Lin just returned from a trip to Gotham City, a city with simple folk customs not long ago.

With doubts, Yi Lin connected to the communication with Li Erpang.

――Voice call.

Fatty seemed a little anxious this time, and did not send text messages or voice messages.

In short, I am impatient.

As soon as the voice call is connected.

On the other end of the fatty sneakyly lowered his voice and asked: "Don't tell me you are in Haiting City now?"

Huh?

"How do you know?"

"Fuck! It really is you..."

Li Erpang yelled and he seemed to be shaking. A shivered, too scared, lowered his voice.

Really?

Yi Lin is at a loss.

What is really true?

Yi Lin thought about it carefully. He did not appear in public with a high profile.

When approaching the wreckage of the C13 sky train, he also drove Like a Shadow Following the Body.

Maybe it was such a coincidence that I was seen by Li Erpang.

Wait.

Yi Lin reacted instantly.

"Are you also in Haiting City?"

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is a registered local in Haiting City, and a local person in Haiting City. Who is in Haiting City if I am not in Haiting City?"

Yi Lin thought about it carefully.

Putting it that way, Li Erpang should also be promoted to Second Rank.

In other words...

Um,

poor fatty.

The unfathomable mystery was caught in.

"Don't interrupt, why are you so courageous? Damn it? Isn't it just a weapon attached to spirit... Although I am also very greedy... But you actually bombed the C13 train Hehe, but it’s not important, are the spirit weapons available?"

Yi Lin hearing this, the fog in front of his forehead became denser.

Obviously Li Erpang speaks the same language as him, but why can't Yi Lin understand a word?

Even to be cautious, Yi Lin silently glanced at the apostle panel.

See if you accidentally hit some brain damage Debuff with a function similar to "NT-046".

――Causes to drop intellect.

Fortunately, no.

It seems that Li Erpang's language organization is faulty.

"Wait, who told you that I bombed the C13 train? And the sky train just crashed, not bombed, understand?"

"en? Not you? I don’t believe it, we are all so familiar with whom, Life and Death Friends acridine, hehe, what can’t be said!"

Li Erpang "You come here less, don’t fool you," "Don't bluff my fat man."

"I'm investigating this, but the car is not mine."

"en?"

"It's not me."

"It's really not you?"

Yi Lin is speechless: "Why do you think I bombed it?"

Li Erpang said as it should be by rights : "Nonsense, don't you like bombing this one the most?"

Yi Lin slowly typed a question mark: "Who told you I like to bomb all over?"

(Gotham City: ????)

"Anyway, I don't believe it, the evidence!"

Yi Lin is a little annoyed by Li Erpang's repeated questions, and can only say : "I am a member of the special group."

"..."

Li Erpang fell silent as soon as he heard Yi Lin say the identity of the special group.

The existence of the specific group, although not known by the ordinary person.

But in the apostle circle, it is not a secret.

Even in the forum, after the matter began to ferment, Zhao Yulong used the vest in the forum and directly told all apostle that the special group had intervened in this matter.

This has suppressed a lot of begin to stir. I want to go to Haiting City, Peptone Ne, to hire Jian

Li Er is very fat and silent for one minute.

Then quickly said: "I'm sorry! Excuse me! Goodbye!"

Beep--

Hang up.

This... just unfathomable mystery.

But soon.

Li Erpang re-sent the voice call.

"Why don't you expose my identity? I haven't recorded my apostle identity on the special group file yet!"

Yi Lin suddenly remembered Li Erpang’s ability.

Then slightly smiled.

Then he replied: "Well, next time."

Li Erpang: "..."

......

In fifteen minutes.

Oulele played with his mobile phone idly.

Sure enough.

In the news broadcast, the crash of the C13 train was characterized as an "accident."

Oral is nodded with satisfaction.

Fortunately, this train only smashed a lot of flowers and grass, and did not cause too many casualties.

The related surveillance videos, Oral also easily processed, perfect.

He is very satisfied with his mature and stable way of doing things. In the future, who would dare to treat his Oulele as a child!

Oral... has long been a mature adult!

Right now.

A brawny man wearing a vintage cap, sunglasses, and a mask, cautiously, sneaky, looking around, quickly approached Yi Lin and Oralle.

Olele sullenly: "This is the one you are talking about... the flexible fatty?"

This...Where is the fat?

Yi Lin distinguished for a few seconds: "Well, I am 90% sure. If he takes off his sunglasses and his eyes are so narrow that he can't see the eyeballs, he can be 100% sure."

Li Erpang is still approaching.

Yi Lin loudly shouted: "Li Erpang!"

When Li Erpang heard this, he was so scared that his whole body was raised a little bit higher.

He hurriedly looked around for a round and saw that he hadn’t seen "the imaginary silhouette" before he slowly sighed in relief.

"Damn! Can't you stop yelling Fatty 's name so loudly?"

Li Erpang walked up to Yi Lin, took off his sunglasses, and scratched Yi Lin fiercely.

Oulale raised his tone: "Oh-I really can't see the eyes."

Yi Lin: "If you want to stare at me, please open your eyes a little bit."

Li Erpang: "..."

He can only put on his sunglasses again in silence.

Why are there no tears in my eyes?

Because I squinted my eyes and squeezed my tears back to Ahhh.

Yi Lin looked up and down the shape of Li Erpang, and couldn't help asking: "What do you wrap yourself up to do? You are not a star."

It is understandable for Li Changge to wrap it up like this.

"You care about me!" Li Erpang seemed a little uncomfortable: "Wait, how did you recognize me?"

"Guess."

Although Li Erpang burned his whole body fat at the end of Gotham City, and used his last hole card, but after a period of time, Li Erpang seemed to start to get fat again, and his belly was slightly larger.

"Good eyesight!"

Li Erpang gave a thumbs up.

Yi Lin instantly understood something: "Don't worry, if you dress like this, other people may not be able to recognize it."

"

Yi Lin's words made Li Erpang very happy.

"Su Xiaosu?"

Li Erpang's emotions just relaxed, when Yi Lin mentioned the name, he instantly burst into flames: "You, you, you, you How do you know?"

"Hehe, I guessed it. I guess only Su Xiaosu can make you hide like this."

Yi Lin remember, at the end of Gotham City, The world freezes, and when Wan Lai is dead, Su Xiaosu once told Li Erpang that she would come to Li Erpang.

tsk tsk.

didn't expect this fate came so quickly, so quickly, so unexpectedly, without a little defense.

"Little little, little girl! That's so okay! Who is so special? Who can stand it! She likes to go to whom, don't provoke me! Fatty If I can't afford it, I can't stand it!"

As if thinking of Su Xiaosu's mighty posture in Gotham City, Li Erpang shuddered inexplicably.

Yi Lin's expression suddenly became serious, and he did not continue to joke with Li Erpang: "Although I am so happy that you are out of order..."

Li Erpang: "??? ? " " but now this situation, I suggest you give Su Su additional information and, in any case do not HaiTing into the city. " Lee two fat sighed, lifts the head.

That is the sadness of looking up at the sky forty-five degrees.

"It's late."

"?"

"She was in Haiting city last week! Otherwise you think I need to hide This way?"

"..."

This--

It really is love.

No doubt.

Yi Lin can only observe three seconds of silence for Li Erpang.

Li Erpang looked at Yi Lin with a vengeance.

――Although Yi Lin can't see the expression in fatty's eyes.

Although unfathomable mystery provokes Su Ge, it is all himself having only oneself to blame.

Who will let him hit the developed gluteus maximus of Su brother?

Who makes him okay to be about the same weight as Su Ge?

be that as it may.

After returning from a trip to Gotham, Li Erpang carefully pondered the last words of Yi Lin.

I always feel that something is wrong.

I?? Thank you!

And--

Although Li Erpang became an apostle not long ago, he also knew about the existence of a special group.

Originally, he planned to be a Little Fatty silently, not to cause trouble, not to mess with flowers, not to attract bees and butterflies, and to be a little transparent who climbs the tower with peace of mind.

Although the apostle does not interfere with the order of the real world, the general special group will not interfere too much in the dispute between the apostle.

But as long as you put your name on the file of the special group, in the future, in case...if you want to commit something, you can’t hide your identity, and you will be found by professionals in a very short time. Dispose of.

Therefore, when Li Erpang learned of the membership of Yi Lin's special group, he felt extremely painful instantly.

I feel like Yi Lin has been cheated again.

Wait.

Why is it again?

In short, this is quite uncomfortable.

At this time, Li Erpang set his sights on Oulele.

could not help but surprised and said: "? Huh specific group is now not sparing even the child yet?"

"Huh? It's pretty handsome? Hehe, except for the eyes, Fatty's whole body is not in touch with the'small' character, brat!"

"Do you dare to say that I am brat? My Oral is not a brat! You are Believing or not I take it out..."

"en?" ...Belly.

Oulele suddenly turned his head towards Yi Lin: "Do you think I can add a sentence "Extremely dangerous people, if necessary, kill them on the spot" to his file? " Lee two fat:" ...... " Yi Lin:" ...... " Yi Lin helpless. simple After the introduction.

Yi Lin briefly told Li Erpang about the whole sequence of events of "Zhang Huichun". After all, Li Erpang is also at the center of vortex, so it’s okay to tell him part of the truth.

Of course, Yi Lin hid the mother spirit on Li Changge's back.

Oral also seemed to be aware of Yi Lin's plan, and was silent about the mother spirit behind Li Changge. Mention.

This is not to say that Yi Lin intends to pull Li Erpang into the water.

Li Erpang himself has already been soaked in the water. There is no problem of pulling Li Erpang into the water.

In addition, the two had a simple exchange in Gotham City. Yi Lin also knew that Li Erpang was good at strength. In this weird reality mission, Yi Lin also needs help.

after all ......

Laopan waste, Li Changge estimates were not much help.

this huge city of Hai Ting, he single-handedly in order to Finding out Zhang Huichun really made Yi Lin a headache.

"Fuck? So evil? "

When Erfaan classmate heard that Zhang Huichun had come back from the dead, his belly trembled in shock.

"Is that Zhang Huichun a person?" ghost? In the inner world, even if you die, you can survive? " Lin Yi shook his head:" may not be the kind of thing, after all, no ghosts on this world. " One guess is that Lin Yi, Zhang rejuvenation will not be similar to the Pan Zhengyi, in fact, has two personality. and or a skill.

Or some props.

In short, everything is still confusing.

Yi Lin has never encountered such a thing in the future, and he has no experience.

>

"Then what shall we do now? " Lee after two fat little calm mood, not help but ask. Yi Lin performance in Gotham City, Lee did give two fat left a deep memory . things

like him strength side apostle, are used to wear all without brains with muscle.

Yi Lin lowered his head and thought.

What should I do?

In fact, when he met with Li Erpang, he had a vague idea.

This idea is related to his previous guesses.

If Yi Lin and the others are tasked with "killing Zhang Huichun".

Then Zhang is the opposite. What will be her mission in rejuvenation?

"If I didn't guess wrong..."

When Yi Lin lifts the head again, the corners of her mouth make Li Er The fat classmate felt a familiar and painful smile.

……

……

There are two words.

Haiting City . Xicheng District. Li Changge shrink the shrink neck. always feel chilly behind. since that his back when a female tummy Ling, Li Changge will always have this feeling. he can not tell in the end it is really cool, or that illusion brought under the psychological effect.

After all, Yi Lin refused to tell him the life and death of the mother spirit on his back.

If he is beautiful, Li Changge may feel better.

Moreover, Li Changge doesn't know if he is suspicious and sensitive. Even if he is tightly wrapped and walking on the road, he always feels all around and weird gazes are coming to him from time to time.

In normal times, Li Changge would even be a little complacent, saying that no matter how tightly he is wrapped up, trifling's disguise can not conceal his peerless elegance.

Unfortunately, in this situation now . Li Changge only thought is not there in other apostle secretly aimed his little life. "yo! "

Lao Pan suddenly crouched, raised his palm with a solemn expression, and looked at the void.

Li Changge: "..."

It turns out that those weird eyes are looking at you!

"I said Brother Pan, you can understand human words now, can't you behave a little bit more normally?" " Li Changge a hate iron for not whispered becoming steel of the muzzle. " EN? " " You forget, Yi Lin said let us Keep a low profile..."

"Oh..." Old Pan stood up straight as expected, but drwsily said, "What are you afraid of, it's not me who died anyway." "

Li Changge: "..."

Yi Lin!

I strongly request a substitution!

Substitution! !! Yi Lin in fact, to only two tasks of Li Changge. the first task is to find the weapons of the spirit body attached. Yi Lin speculated that the reason why he was entangled by the mother spirit was most likely because the former owner, the third deceased they went to check, was alive. For some purpose, the mother spirit followed Li Changge.

So after the death of apostle, the mother spirit still executes the last command of the predecessor's life, lying on Li Changge's back.

Even in the middle of the night, she still presses it from time to time.

And second may be...

Li Changge inadvertently touched the body of the spirit weapon.

That's why there will be a supernatural event this time.

In other words, what Li Changge has to do now is to try to recall everything that may be a spirit weapon that he touched on September 7.

As long as the weapon body is found, Maybe the mother spirit can return to the spirit weapon.

At that time, how to deal with the spirit weapon will not be Li Changge's business.

And the second A mission -

low-key.

Nowadays, the dark tide is raging in Haiting City.

Li Changge must never reveal his apostle identity to anyone else.

And the matter of being entangled by the mother spirit.

Otherwise, no matter what it is, it is very likely that Li Changge will instantly cool down.

Although there is Pan Zhengyi followed, but it was obvious that Old Pan was unreliable.

Only Li Changge himself can be counted on.

Thinking of this, Li Changge silently sighed.

Quickly regained energy.

Roll over! Li Changge!

After Li Changge gave himself encouragement, he started to think silently.

On September 7th, apart from contacting passionate fans, he did not encounter anything similar to " "Weapons" things.

When filming in the studio... I used a lot of various props from the studio.

"Wait...Is it in the studio?"

Li Changge suddenly found himself in a misunderstanding of thinking.

Although it has been confirmed that the former owner of the mother spirit is one of the fan groups, her weapon may not be contacted during the fan signing event. It is very likely that the fan admires herself and will possess the spirit. The weapons are mixed with the props of the studio!

Fuck!

Li Changge slapped his thigh!

"I Li Changge is so smart! There is only one truth! Pippi shrimp...Ah no, old Pan, let's go!"

Li Changge didn't dare to stay, just go straight Pulled the old Pan Chao Haiting City Film and Television City to rush.

Li Changge and Pan Xiaozheng walked in a hurry.

I didn't notice that among the bustling crowd, there was one of the line of sight, which seemed particularly sharp.

……

……

One hour later.

Nothing happened during this period.

All the apostles lurking silently in Haiting City seem to have hidden themselves after learning that the "extraordinary group" had sent someone to intervene in this matter.

The aftermath caused by the crash of the C13 train was dealt with in a timely manner and did not cause too many casualties, so the heat was quickly suppressed.

Not even the hot search is listed.

This point makes many people who eat melons feel puzzled who have witnessed the accident.

――Isn’t this supposed to be?

On the other side, Yi Lin has already made a preliminary plan.

The key to the first round of this plan...

is the latest classmate Li Erpang who joined the team.

At this moment, Li Erpang was crying, crying and eating fried chicken legs full of heat.

"Are you sure you want me to go on?"

Yi Lin patted Li Erpang's shoulder: "Your skin is rough, flesh is thick, who are you not going to go on? You Just treat it as a confession in a team battle!"

" Yes, okay, okay , but..."

Li Erpang cried without tears watching as soon as it was too late. A dildo of belly.

The second half of the sentence "not enough fat" just swallowed it.

Did not say anything.

Talking too much will reveal the secrets of his skills.

Li Erpang didn't know it at all, but Yi Lin had already guessed the effects of his skills as bits and pieces.

Yi Lin squinted said with a smile: "Go! Haiting City needs you!"

Li Erpang thought about it seriously. Besides, there is no other way.

He is the same.

There is a countdown on his body.

The death point is not enough to deduct.

Unless...

Once the countdown ends and the death point is negative, it is also dead end.

Just when Li Erpang finally made up his mind.

Yi Lin suddenly received a message from Li Changge.

"Huh? There has been a lot of news in these two days?"

But Yi Lin did not ignore Li Changge either.

There is only one short sentence on the message--

"Big guy! Another, another, something happened again!"

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